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since: 07-24-09, id: 2021012, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
country: UK
Author has written 40 stories for Saw, Doctor Who, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Friends, Twilight, Avatar, Harry Potter, Wicked, Tokyo Mew Mew, and American McGee's Alice.

Well, Hello everyone! I hope someone's read some of my stuff because if you haven't and you're reading this, I'd start getting pretty worried...

If You've read my writing, you'll know that:

1: I'm obsessed with muffins.

2: I'm obsessed with Saw (underage, but still - I AM 15!) Well update on that, I'm not so obsessed, I'm simply rather like random people being tortured (in the film, which is still weird).

3: I like Hoffman a lot...Oh, and the Master...and Jedward, but let's not go there...

4: My best friend is JinxStar (or Kat - yes, I DID include you in my profile...please read her stuff otherwise she'll get Georgina to KILL me...) And g is for gnome (AMYYYYY :D)

5: I am a HoffmanAmanda shipper (numbers are so few...shout out to Kalika Barlow here, and Ricky and Izzy don't hurt me :') )

6: I am slightly mad. Ish. The drums haven't started yet, but you never know for sure...

If you actually know me in person, you'll know that:

1: I AM A GIRL (Wax Angel Wings, reference here...)

2: I like drama A LOT!!

3: I am someone who gets beaten up for being so annoying the whole time. And for liking Jedward. But agin, let's not go there...

4: I have an evil, scheming, ingenious (and sometimes VERY dirty...) mind.

5: I'm hoping to send my own book (YES! NOT FANFICTION!) off to publishers close to my 16th birthday (16th November THIS YEAR oh yesss ;) )

6: Write random parodies of songs (see 'I will Survive' saw version...)

And my real name is Amy. The next doctor's companion's name, whoopeee...

Newsflash: At the moment my friend (PinkFashionManiaxoxox) and I are working on a Twilight/Saw crossover - she is doing the Twilight (obviously!). It's called 'Mirror World' on the 'Crossover' section and it's also on my Favourites.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark (Naturally is)
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

So, make of it what you want!

Result

Guy side: 10/24

Girl side: 19/24

Prep: 6/11

Gothic: 2/9

Punk: 2/8

Geek: 5/10

Athletic: 2/9

Hardcore/Scene: 5/10

The Sorting Hat

GRYFFINDOR:
You've never done drugs. You like alot of people.
You get along with everyone.
You love soccer.
You love baseball.
You're into writing and art
Favorite music genre is rock.
You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
Good grades at school.
One of the worst things you can do is lie.
You plan on going to college.

TOTAL: 7

HUFFLEPUFF:
You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
You laugh a lot.
You like to follow trends.
Politics suck.
You love to swim
Water polo is awesome.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Black is morbid & depressing.
Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
You're an optimist.
You're very emotional.
You believe in going steady at a young age.
You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

TOTAL: 9

RAVENCLAW:
You've been depressed to a certain extent.
You love to read.
You appreciate theatre & arts.
Sports suck.
Hate is completely unneeded.
Indie is one of your favorite genre of music.
Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
Lying is sometimes okay.
Blue is one of your favorite colors.
Knowledge is the key to power
Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

TOTAL: 10

SLYTHERIN:
There's at least one person you hate.
Basketball is a good sport.
Football is amazing.
Black is a cool color.
You've lied about something serious
You're a very deep person.
You have considered suicide.
You are not very loyal.
You like heavy metal.
They make school seem more important than it is.
You're scared to grow up.
Anger is one of your primary feelings.
You have trust issues.
Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW ;D


1. My Immortal: The Rewrite » reviews
I have been challenged to rewrite the infamous 'My Immortal' and make it better - let's hope it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 11-27-11 - OC & Draco M.
2. Master Mew Mew » reviews
The Master's hiding from the Doctor and Pai, Tart and Kish, so he asks an aquaintance to give him a powerful disguise to hide and fight with. It's just a shame he's turned into a cat, and been bought by Ichigo...rated T for mild MasterXZakuro later on.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-19-12 - Published: 9-15-11 - The Master & Ichigo M.
3. ABC » reviews
A series of random one-shots feauturing words of the alphabet...and a lot of freaky randomness! Rating may change in later chapters, suggestions will behelpful.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,526 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 6-7-12 - Published: 4-28-10
4. Mad as a Hatter reviews
Wonderland is restored. Well, not quite - there's still a certain someone missing. And Alice doesn't think anyone can fill the space he's created. Luckily or maybe not there is.
Crossover - Doctor Who & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-12 - The Master & Alice - Complete
5. Shuffle » reviews
A series of oneshots based on ten songs from my iPod - better than summary, see inside for more details.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 8-14-10 - Complete
6. Mind Games » reviews
The Doctor and Co. are brought to the 21st Century where the Jigsaw murders are still taking place. But why do the corpses have no shadows? And how can the Void be opening again? There is another survivor of the Time War...Brief HoffmanXAmy please R&R
Crossover - Doctor Who & Saw - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-1-11 - Published: 6-23-10 - Amelia P./Amy & Hoffman - Complete
7. Some Things Just Shouldn't Be Immortal reviews
...Or read for that matter. For instance,'My Immortal'. The worst FanFiction ever. So mentally damaging, it drives you insane. And the Master wants to read it. Oh hell...based off true events i.e. me reading 'My Immortal REPOST' by Dreamreaver.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-22-11 - The Master & Voldemort - Complete
8. The Master and I: A Tale in Ten Parts reviews
You didn't really think that the Wizard made it to power all on his own, did you? This is the story of his rise and fall from Greatness, and the man who was with him every step of the way, yet never really Mastered him after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-11 - The Master & Wizard - Complete
9. Five Times The Master Almost Said Sorry reviews
Five-times challenge. People didn't know it, but the Master did have a conscience too. And these are the five times he nearly showed it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-11 - The Master - Complete
10. Hugs Are Cool reviews
The Doctor thinks he can offer River Song something that will go down better than the fez. Drabble, 100-word challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
11. Hell On Earth reviews
OC competition. He will rise again and they will not stop...the Doctor faces his toughest struggle yet, and yet with so many around him he is still alone. But then there is a woman...a woman with no memory and a hob watch...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-11 - 11th Doctor & The Master
12. Love How It Hurts reviews
The Master stands to rule by cruelty and destruction, but sometimes - more often now - he likes to turn this destruction on himself. Rated M for self-harm.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-11 - The Master - Complete
13. Set Fire to the Rain reviews
Inspired by Adele song lyrics. Rose is left alone and completely defenceless; the Master sees his chance to torture the girl who was once the Doctor's love as a form of revenge. He is not prepared for the consequences. Rated T for graphic descriptions.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-11 - Rose T. & The Master - Complete
14. I Need a Doctor reviews
In life, the Master never wanted to be saved...in death, all he wants is him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-10-11 - The Master & 11th Doctor - Complete
15. DELETE! » reviews
The Cybermen have discovered an ordinary laptop floating in the middle of deep space. However the content within - concerning Rory and Amy - is very un-normal indeed...rated T for odd recorded material, usage of sonic screwdrivers and cyber/dalek-swearing
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 6-26-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete
16. Impossible » reviews
'Shuffle Chp. 2' spin-off: To most, Aria House is just another impossible teenager; an orphan with no-one to care for her. But when the mysterious Mark Hoffman takes her in, Aria starts to wonder: what is he up to? And why is she so important to him...?
Saw - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-12-11 - Published: 12-8-10 - Hoffman
17. Last Christmas I Gave You My Owl reviews
The tale of how Voldemort got sent down by the RSPCA - parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-10 - Voldemort & Hedwig - Complete
18. Does He Know It's Christmas? reviews
A festive plea to Voldymort to stop being such a Scrooge and enjoy Christmas like the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-10 - Voldemort - Complete
19. I'm Dreaming Of A Blue Christmas reviews
A parody of...doesn't need saying does it. Enjoy!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-10 - Complete
20. 12 Days of Christmas reviews
A festive take of '12 Days of Christmas' with a saw-like twist part of a parody competition
Saw - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-10 - Complete
21. Edward the Sparkly Vampire reviews
A festive take of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' with a twist part of a parody competition .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-10 - Edward - Complete
22. I Will Survive reviews
A Saw parody of 'I Will Survive'. Insanely random, my friends and I want to make a music video for it...might put it on Youtube if we do!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-27-10 - Jigsaw & Amanda Y. - Complete
23. Insanity Never Dies reviews
Based on those random things you copy and paste onto your profiles, please check out xXErineilXx's Saw themed version - very funny.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-16-10 - Complete
24. Loathing reviews
We all know that Hoffman and Strahm hate each other, right? Well, what if we're al wrong and it's not completely true...? HOFFMANXSTRAHM, very very random...please read anyway.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-14-10 - Hoffman & Strahm - Complete
25. Romeo & Juliet » reviews
Sequal to 'Turning Over...' So, Hoffman and Amanda are finally together...but we all know there isn't a happy ending. What went so wrong? Quotes from Romeo & Juliet, again based on SeaSaw's stuff - read 'em! Again, please R&R! BTW 'exeunt' means 'exit' :
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-7-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete
26. Turning Over Old Leaves » reviews
Based on SeaSaw's chracters - thanks for letting me write this! Hoffman returns from hospital after 'Is There Truly Life fter Death' and tries to keep the conditions John has set for his return... Please R&R!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete
27. Holes » reviews
You can't see my holes...' The prologue should say what the story is about...if it still isn't clear, please read the next chapter. Also PLEASE R&R...have to say that as usual LOL
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete
28. Half Thoughts of Half a Heart reviews
Has anyone noticed yet that I seem to get most of my ideas in the middle of lessons? Weird...am I the only one...anyway, sort of poemfic from someone's point of view about Hoffman...although names can be substituted for any other saw character...plz R&R!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete
29. Jigsaw Orders a Pizza reviews
Dominoes gets a suprise phone call...probably the most random thing I've written yet, please R&R and say what pizza you like.
Saw - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete
30. Crimes Against Life reviews
...From someone other than Jigsaw. Written jointly with Vamp-Girl360. Another bit of bored randomness-please R&R and ENJOY!
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-09 - Jigsaw - Complete
31. How To Really Piss Off Mark Hoffman reviews
Was really bored and began thinking about random ways to piss people off...please R&R and most importantly ENJOY THE RANDOMNESS!
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete
32. Dying reviews
I uploaded the wrong story...sorry! But thanks to laraandcurtisfan97 it's been changed. This story is now dedicated to you for tellingme-LOL. Chandler's hiding something from Monica, but will he tell her? Please R&R!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-09 - Chandler B. & Monica G. - Complete
33. Unwanted Guests reviews
The Cullen family get some unwanted guests...please R&R. Dedicated to my mad Twilight Cult...just don't kill me for the ending...please...
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete
34. Uncaringly Lost reviews
...As you helped me rise, I let you fall.' Romance about guess who...hehehe...please read and review. WARNING: All is not as it appears...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-09 - Lucy S. & The Master - Complete
35. The Rain reviews
Wasn't planning on writing this, but decieded to anyway. Sequal to The Shadowy Angel and from Skulduggery's POV. Please R&R. You need to read The Shadowy Angel to understand it, but more of Skulduggery's past is revealed...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-09 - Complete
36. Saw: The Cancer of John reviews
Jigsaw listens to his favourite song on his iPod, and thinks about his cancer. Pease R&R. Gerard Way and MCR, you guys are awesome. Keep the tissues nearby...
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-24-09 - Complete
37. Skulduggery Pleasant: The Shadowy Angel reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie meet a new enemy and Skulduggery's past is revealed. Please R&R. Any people similar to Ben-no offence is intended...and if I were in a Skulduggery Pleasent story I'd be called Angel DiFaro...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-24-09 - Complete
38. Doctor Who: The Last Kiss reviews
Set after whatever the next Christmas special is. How the 10th Doctor regenerates. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-09 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete
39. Saw: The Supernova Triangle reviews
Reviews plz. Listen to Supernova: Mr Hudson Ft Kanye West whilst reading for max effect. Sequal to Saw: Jigsaw Puzzles. Love triangle involving Hoffan, Jigsaw and Amanda. One Saw character thought dead returns...
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Complete
40. Saw: Jigsaw Puzzles reviews
My first story, so PLZ PLZ PLZ review. Also to all my friends that I randomly featured in this story, I love you all, and I did ask you all if you wanted to be involved, so PLZ DON'T KILL ME if you don't like it. Sequal to follow.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete