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Author has written 46 stories for Winx Club, Harry Potter, Gakuen Alice, Naruto, Eternal Sonata, Avatar: Last Airbender, Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, Hikaru no Go, World Ends With You, Monster High, Sailor Moon, Justice League, Young Justice, Iron Fey Series, and Inuyasha. I have no photography skills, if it wasn't obvious. 4/21/2013 I shall be doing some revising. Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi written by Shawny Wong Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that yourpants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.) Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you. 2012 So I read through my old fics about a year ago and realized what total crap everything was. I debated on deleting my account, but then sighed and decided to trudge through. Discontinued everything incomplete because I don't have the motivation and dedication it takes. Venture before 2012 if you dare. Favorite Romance Manga/Anime 1. Red River/Anatolia Story 2. Skip Beat! 3. Lovely Complex Favorite Action Manga/Anime 1. Hikaru no Go 2. D. Gray Man 3. Naruto | |||||
1. I'll Fight For You » reviewsInuyasha uses pro-wrestling to vent his inner demon. Kagome uses it to exact revenge on him for her sister, Kikyo. But as the championship comes closer will the grudge create walls between them or can love put their differences aside? What if it was not Inuyasha who killed Kikyo? Inu/Kag Mir/San. AU.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 5-18-13 - Inuyasha & Kagome H.2. The Iron Mother reviewsIn which their son is more afraid of Meghan than Ash (and has a right to). set before "The Lost Prince"/Ethan's return. Oneshot.Iron Fey Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-13 - Complete3. Thai Iced Tea » reviewsDick/Artemis. Traught. AU. Oneshots.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 4-14-13 - Richard G./Nightwing & Artemis C./Artemis4. Mount Young Summer Camp reviewsA group of kids end up at a camp where no one knows the other. And here Wally thought he would spend the summer playing video games. AU. No pairings.Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-135. Don't Tween Me » reviewsMartha Wayne texts her son. AUJustice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 4-14-136. Break Like Glass reviewsThe girls need a break. So they leave. ShxSeSailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-13 - Shitennou/Generals & Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts - Complete7. Café Latte » reviewsIn which Karin's heart feels broken. SasusakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 4-17-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete8. Queen Bee reviewsYou do not mess with Cleo de Nile's friends. Ever. For cereal.Monster High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-12 - Complete9. Death MatchNeku's shirt is splattered with red and both Beat and Shiki are traitors. But mostly Shiki.World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Published: 7-27-12 - Neku S. & D. Biito/Beat - Complete10. Milkshakes reviewsIn which Beat thinks Rhyme's pregnant with Joshua's kid. Chaos.World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-12 - D. Biito/Beat - Complete11. Tea and Ramen reviewsHanabi/Naruto friendship fic. Hanabi can say honestly she didn't know how it happened.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-27-12 - Naruto U. & Hanabi H. - Complete12. Wings » reviewsTo graduate Alfea, all students must live on Earth for a special amount of time...Flora and Musa really had no idea what they were getting into. FloraxHelia MusaxRiven DISCONTINUEDWinx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 8-22-09 - Flora & Musa13. Chosen reviewsYou are not the person you were before.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-1-11 - Voldemort & Tom R. Jr. - Complete14. Team Avatar » reviewsBecause the world has too many stories to tell, and not enough people to do so. Various pairings. Aang thinks too much. That idiot.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 5-29-1015. Silver & Gold » reviews-"The crimes of these wizards and their fellow families are too great. But of course the Golden Trio's say is final."In which Draco's father's destiny is in Hermione's hands, and Hermione realizes something. DxHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-3-11 - Published: 12-29-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.16. Tricky Corners reviews-"I'm dating someone." In which Sakura lies, Naruto screams, and Sai and Sasuke agree. Team 7ness/oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-17-11 - Sakura H. & Team Seven - Complete17. Radiance reviewsHotaru centric -"If you think I'm cruel, then I can't wait to see you in the real world. Bet you nine hundred rabbits you'll cry."Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-11 - Hotaru I. - Complete18. Rift reviewsFugaku centric- He always knew he loved too much.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-10 - Fugaku U. - Complete19. Ichiraku's Ramen Bar » reviewsReincarnation wasn't something Kakashi ever looked up. He knew it meant something along the lines of not dead so he looked and looked and never stopped looking.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-24-10 - Published: 9-11-1020. Neverending Bonds » reviews- "Will you change the past?" If I could, Sakura answered. Now sent back in time to change the terrible future, Sakura has to show Team 7 that she's not the old fangirl they thought they knew. Itasaku/time-travel DISCONTINUEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 12-4-10 - Published: 7-30-10 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete21. Simplicity reviewsWithout Go, he would never have really lived.Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-10 - Hikaru S. - Complete22. Red Wine reviewsItasaku Mikoto smiled. "I like you." "Thank God." second part of the wine!verseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-19-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete23. Vintage Wine reviews-"Finish that sentence and an Uchiha heir is going to die in this room." In which Sakura is engaged, and Team 7 is not amused. part one of the wine!verseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-11-10 - Itachi U. & Team Seven - Complete24. Hurricane reviews-"You're my escort. AKA, don't look at other girls. What are you smirking about? Oh. I said that out loud, didn't I?" 50 themes/shikatemaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-10 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete25. Broken Display reviews-"Wimps..." She was a doll that would be sold to the highest bidder. So she broke that image and became a nin. 100 themes/prompts KibaHanabiNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-10 - Hanabi H. & Kiba I. - Complete26. Resemble reviewsAnd as she died, her son in her arms, and her lover in her view, her only regret was that she'd never be there to kiss her Naruto's bloody knee or make him ramen.50 themes. Minato/KushinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-4-10 - Kushina U. & Minato N. - Complete27. of yellow gold and black jewels reviewsUnfortunately for him, Ruka could feel their "hurt her and you shall feel my wrath" glares. He heard rumors—she was cruel, rude, killed, a vampire, etc. "Do we still have time to call those assassins, do you think?" Ruka/Hotaru oneshotGakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-10 - Ruka N. & Hotaru I. - Complete28. Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Convince reviewsNaruhina -In which Naruto beats the fuzz out of Hinata's suitors. And has a talk with Hiashi. "You know, this is very unfortun— hey, this guy's hot!" Part two of the guide!verseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-5-10 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete29. I am an Uchiha reviewsItasaku - "Will there be grandchildren on the way?" "Sakura-san and I are working on that."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-24-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete30. The Trail of a Team » reviews-"My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm your sensei! I'm going to be the next Hokage too, so you better-it's Naruto-SENSEI you brats!" Couples DISCONTINUEDCrossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 1-27-1031. of rice paper and blackberry ink reviewsItasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-18-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete32. Team 7: The Rescue Mission reviews- "Natsume left. He left us, Sakura-sensei." /Implied NatsumexMikanCrossover - Naruto & Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-10 - Complete33. So About the Flowers reviewsFather and son have a lot more similarities than people think. Includes embarrassing love letters, stumbling, making fools of themselves, and not-so-subtle confessions. "But like I said, just because she can kill us all doesn't mean anything."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-10 - Minato N. & Naruto U. - Complete34. Leading Back reviewsAnd then, and only then, did he allow himself a smile. "Thank you," he whispered. She didn't answer, leading him back to Team 7. Implied Sasusaku/T for safety/short oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-10 - Sasuke U. - Complete35. The IT Party reviewsIn which Ayano dresses up and Kazuma breaks up with his girlfriend. Oneshot.Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-5-10 - Kazuma Y. & Ayano K. - Complete36. Wood and Stains reviewsIt wasn't until Sasuke did Sakura come home. Implied Sasusaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-5-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete37. UnNeCesSarY DistUrBaNCeS reviews-"Hinata, TenTen, do you have any of these...unnecessary disturbances?" "While on the subject, yes." TenTen shrugged. "But whattaya gonna do about it?" "Quite a few things." Sakura began typing. This is not going to end in Sasuke's favor. SasusakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-23-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete38. Forget Me Not reviewsClaves is alive—that's always, always the first lie. She is on his side—the second.Eternal Sonata - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-10 - Jazz & Claves - Complete39. Drowning reviewsSomeone was there, making sure he didn't drown. Implied SasusakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete40. Dark reviewsThe Dark King reigns, his only weakness his sweetheart of the Light Kingdom. Sasusaku WILL REVISENaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-10-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete41. Threat Mail reviews- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-30-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete42. Lullabies reviewsAs Naruto fell asleep Sasuke watched her. "You'd make a good mother," he finally said. She smiled. "Thank you. But I will still throw you in a ditch." Implied Sasusaku. OneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-25-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete43. The Guide to Overprotective Families: How to Kill reviewsBecause overprotective families are the best. Sakura appeared somewhere in the afternoon with a pained smile and an I'm-Okay-Not-In-Pain-At-All expression, Mikoto had the frying pan ready...Part one of the guide!verseNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-25-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete44. The Pranksterz Flowers reviews- "HARUNO, YOU PINK HAIRED FREAK!" "UCHIHA, YOU FREAKIN' CHICKEN ASS BASTARD!" Shame, really, Sasuke had such a pretty face...Because pranks were their flowers and the cussing out were their chocolates. Sasusaku, hint of Naruhina and NejitenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-23-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete45. Ten Things reviewsTen Things I Noticed About Teme U. Since Sakura H. Began to Date Him...sasusaku OneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-5-10 - Published: 3-4-10 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete46. I Thought So reviews- "Kiss me." "Okay."Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-10 - Natsume H. & Mikan S. - Complete
