Um... Well, this is my profile. I'm new here, but my hard-drive was so full of fanfiction that I had to do something about it. I'm mainly obessed with Superman, Danny Phantom, Sailor Moon, and Charmed, so you'll see plently of stories about those.

Note: I do own the photo on my profile. I went to the aquarium and there it was: a sign saying 'Careful, we bite,' and a ticked off-looking turtle. It fit.

Okay, so here's some info about me:

I'm 13, I'm from somewhere in the US, I'm worse at spelling than Lois Lane (see 'obessed with Superman' + you'll get the reference), I love fanfiction about superhero's kids, I hate pink despite the fact that I'm a girl, my mother tortures me by making me get manicures and pedicures, I want to be a professional baseball player, journalist, and chef when I grow up, I like to dream big, and I think pickles are cucumbers dipped in evil. Um... I learned how to drive a car last year (apparently, cars and tractors are a lot alike.) I'm afraid of planes, reading comes naturally to me, I'm a farmgirl/tomboy at heart, and all my friends think I'm nutty. I agree with them. I'm part of the Boogie Oogie Crew (group formed by my friends. Basically we were getting off a waterslide and a song was playing and we all just started singing it. 'Boogie oogie oogie till ya just can't boogie no more! Boogie!!) and we're making shirts that say 'Peace, Love, Pretzels' on them. (On the bus ride to the water park we went through a HUGE bag of pretzels. There were only five of us.)

Um... still studdering here...

Kryptonite logic for Superman's kids:

Blue K:
Affects 100 percent of the time, 100 percent effective.

Red K:
Works 50 percent of the time, still 100 percent effective when it does work.

Green K:
Can work:
-100 percent of the time
-75 percent of the time
-50 percent of the time
-25 percent of the time
-0 percent of the time
-Can rob the kids of their powers without physically hurting them
-Can effect the kids like it does Superman
-Can effect the kids twice as badly as Superman; out cold in seconds
-Can just flat out not effect them
Note: In most of my fanfics, the more power a kid has, the more it effects them

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Jeez, with all the people who put this in their profiles, I'm starting to think that it's a little less than 98 percent)(I would have to agree... that or some people are lying).

If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. (Ignoring the fact that Tucker was mayor, we never even got to see Danny's reaction to Maddie cat!)

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile. (All you DP fans, let's see if you can figure out mine).

If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

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If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know you do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said, "Pull," copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done the same thing in reverse, copy this into your profile.

If you're insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy + paste this into your profile

If you want child abuse to stop, copy + paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading/writing FFs, you know what to do.

If you are against killing animals or fur coats, copy this into your profile.

If you are DP obessed, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten up in the middle of the night to check that you left the TV on, and the voices weren't back, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sat on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you're weird, and you're proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you're a total klutz, copy this into your profile.

If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate annoying, backstabbing people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy this into your profile.

If you support Danny/Sam, copy this onto your profile -

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If you actually took the time to read this and didn't see the number 5 I put in the first copy and paste, copy this onto your profile.

I can wait for you to look.

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Ya done?

Good.

If you actually fell for that and took the time to look for it, copy this into your profile- and you know you did.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Random story ideas:

Richard White's and Lois Lane's real kid discovers Jason's powers. What will happen?

DP crossover oneshots: i.e. Superman and DP crossover, Batman and D.P. crossovers, ect.

Charmed crossover with Superman: What if Lois was a witch?

Superman's daughter Lara comes to town to shock everyone.

Quotes:

Vickerman: You gonna be ready soon?
Haley: Yup.
Vickerman: You gonna hurt yourself?
Haley: Probably.
Vickerman: Just don't get any blood on the equipment.
Haley: ...Too late!
-Stick It

Haley: I think if you showed up at the Classic with me an angry mob would probably cut your brakes.
-Stick It

Haley Graham: Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you're an idiot. That you're crazy. If you like running fullspeed towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands... bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor, are you serious, I mean who doesn't want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and your pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling... I LOVED IT!
-Stick It

Haley: I can hear you... and I'll kill you
-Stick It

Vickerman: Let's get back to work, ladies. And try not to kill Haley in her sleep.
-Stick It

Haley: in response to Vickerman's gold-medal promises to several parents Yeah, um, you've got a lot of people going to the Olympics. Just curious, what country will they be representing? The state of delusion?
-Stick It

Haley: Elite gymnastics is like, the navy seals, only harder. There are like 2000 navy seals, there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. Guess that's because there's kids who's rather have a life than spend 6 hours a day training tricks that could kill you. Don't be fooled by the leotards people, the things gymnasts do make navy seals look like wusses. And we do them without a gun.
-Stick It

Haley: voiceover The only reason I'm doing these tricks, is because someone said 'I don't care if this is nuts, and I don't care if it hurts. I'm gonna climb this insanely high mountain. Watch me.' And when you're the first to climb a new mountain in gymnastics, they name it after you. A Gienger, a Rufolva, a Tchusovitina, a Shaposhnakova. They all rocked. And we salute you.
-Stick It

Danny: Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD!
-Danny Phantom

Jack: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
Danny: I get an allowance?
-Danny Phantom

Danny: crash My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.
-Danny Phantom

Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
Danny: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost!
-Danny Phantom

Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny
Danny: Um... Um... Boo?
Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me.
Danny: panics Uh... I better get to school!
Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me.
-Danny Phantom

Danny: Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party at my own house?
-Danny Phantom

Lorelai: Well, I can't take it back to Yale
Luke: I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.
Lorelai: Well, then I'm stuck here.
Luke: Good, because I need my truck back.
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke: I'm not taking the mattress.
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck.
Luke: But that means you take the mattress
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress
Luke: We've been here before.
Lorelai: I recognize that tree.
-Gilmore Girls

My friend who kicks what she thinks is a shoe: Shoe left out on the track.
Me: That's not a shoe.
My friend: What is it?
My friend picks it up and realizes what it is: Ewww! Gross!
My other friend: It's a athletic pouch, genius.
Me: Wow. We have the weirdest conversations. I need to post this on my fanfiction profile.
My friend: How will you remember everything we said?
Me: Photographic memory.
My other friend: So you remember everything you see and hear?
Me: Yup.
My friend: What did I say yesterday at 1:02?
Me: That you wanted a puppy.
Both my friends in unison: Wow.
-Me and my friends while walking on the track during gym

My friend: Am I a genius, or am I a genius?
Me: I need more options.
-Me and my friend when he solved a problem I soved 20 minutes ago