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| Spike Daft |
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Author has written 18 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Gone In 60 Seconds, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Hellboy, Van Helsing, 13 Ghosts, and Superjail!. Wie geht's? I'm a full-time student working on my BFA. I make my bread as a portrait and commission artist. I have sold paintings to places like the House of Blues and Lucille's. When I'm not doing that, I have been known to make weird art using computer parts, and every once in a while write fanfic. Um... what else. I'm your typical enduring and slightly neurotic German. I smoke a lot and drink a lot of coffee (a LOT). I laugh like Peter Griffin and I smoke like Till Lindemann. Read my fanfic. It'll put hair on your chest, make you regular, lessen the appearance of fine lines, improve your fertility, help you get a job, and provides a full day's worth of vitamin F. Have fun out there. -Spike Daft (AKA Stitch) | |||||||
1. I'm Only Dying » reviewsPeace in Superjail can never last. This time, the only hope of saving it lies with an unexpected source. Chapter 11 up. Yes, you heard me right.Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 2-1-09 - The Warden2. Rain or Shine reviewsJared reflects on the weather in the land of Superjail. So why is he thinking about the Warden? Oneshot ...maybe .Superjail! - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-10-093. The Risen » reviewsOnce the taste of blood is set into the soul, it isn't easily given up. Two spirits remain after being set free, and only one young man has the power to send them back...if he agrees to help.13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 3-29-054. A Devil's Atonement » reviewsGabriel Van Helsing's oldest friend and enemy is returned to earth, only to discover that his world, and himself, have drastically changed.Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-3-04 - Published: 5-30-045. Hellboy: Killing Fields » reviewsHellboy, Liz Sherman, and Abe Sapien are dispatched to Poland to investigate the slaughter of an entire villiage.Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 4-30-04 - Published: 4-12-046. A Comforting Hand reviewsAgent Sands finds help. Short.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-047. The Forked Road » reviewsGrima's life under the hand of Saruman. Mostly canon; maybe all canon. Haven't decided..Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 1-6-03 - Grima W. & Saruman8. Sharks » reviewsAs his captain lay dying, Smee must seek help from from the darkest places of Neverland.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-5-03 - Published: 12-4-029. The Forgotten » reviewsThe night of his defeat, Toad discovers what it is to be Forgotten. Very, very, very dark.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-16-02 - Published: 10-3-0210. Who Will Stand? reviewsA traitor trapped between dark and light muses over his fate. Short SS fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-02 - Severus S.11. Post Mortem » reviewsA Snatch fanfiction. Bullet Tooth Tony survives the diamond heist and seeks revenge on Avi. Chapter four now up!Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-31-02 - Published: 3-21-0212. Boundless » reviewsThe Fellowship of three must endure the test of friendship, or the ties that bind them will be severed. Angst, naturally. FINISHED.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 1-28-02 - Published: 1-3-02 - Legolas & Aragorn13. Silence on the Line reviewsTakes place during the movie; Memphis must call upon the Sphinx to help him, and reflects upon how Sphinx came to join the team. Rated R for violence and language.Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-26-0114. The Bleeding Star » reviewsThe sequel to "Faces in the Stone", the Bleeding Star" is a journey once again into the very heart of the Brotherhood, where dark things wait to be discovered.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-11-01 - Published: 7-1-0115. Mutant Insanity » reviewsThe longest and most liquor induced joint play I've ever written. Beware of inside jokes.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-10-0116. Faces in the Stone" Part 1 reviewsSet after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-27-0017. Faces in the Stone" Part 2 reviewsSet after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers. Continued from Part 1.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-27-00
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