OMG get this! my friend said she saw 2 barbour stores that r called...Sweeny Todd Barbour Shop!!

Ok here we go. things you should know about me.

1. Im absolutly obssesed with Harry potter and J.K Rowling! and my fav charecter is the one and only Bellatrix (yes she's evil. she's killld Sirius and tortured Nevills parents but she's still awsome!) N J.K is my hero, shes had such a hard life but made it 2 the top!

2. Im absolutly obssesed with Sweeney Todd especially Mrs. Lovett (go helena Bonham Carter!) And the Ma MA MIa Movie! (Go Meryle Streep!)

3. I think Helena Bonham Carter is the best and awsomess actress ever! I think Johnny Depp is the coolest actor eva! and Meryle Streep is pretty cool as well. Oh and Brad Pitt was faboulous in fight club n Benjiman Btton. seriously saddness movie ever made.

5. I'm one of the very many people addicted to fanfiction. reading n writting.

6. I love broadways and musicals. even tho i've never seen a broadway, but i want 2.

7. my nick name is unfortunatly stoner (Though I'm only called that cause i didn't get much sleep one day and i went to school with really frizzy hair and red eyes! I got my hopes up and thought i was turning into Bellatrix but never did. so sad.)

8. my fave singers are pink, flo rida, LAdy Ga Ga and Lincon Park. ( i like pink the best cause she feels strongly that girls shouldn't be stupis bimbos.)

9. I love the clique books by Lisi Harrison and the uglies series by scot westerfield. (uglies, pretties, speciels and extras.)

10. The two people i want to meet in my life before i die is Helena Bonham Carter and J.K Rowling!

My friends sometimes call me sadistic as i sometimes love the evil chrecters. eg, Bellatrix on harry potter, evil which on enchanted, Rasalie and jane on twilight. Jessie and James on Pokomon, i luved pokomon wen i was little!)

my current goal in life is to go 2 england and c the harry potter 7 premier. this way i can c J.K Rowling and Helena Bonham Carter at the same time! N go 2 Florida 2 c the new harry potter theme park!

Oh and btw Helena Bonham Carter wears glasses! sorry i just had 2 say that, a fact i found out. it makes me feel better as i have to wear glasses, lol.

Why Helena is awsome? Because she wears any type of weird fashion and doesn't care what any one thinks. Because she likes playing unusaul parts. example, sweeney todd she never gets love and dies. Frakinstien, she dies on her wedding night. corpse bride, she loves a man who doesn't love her and dies. She dies in merlin and doesn't find love in bigfish. She will also die in harry potter 7. She says the most humilating things on cammera with out caring. eg, says she talks in her sleep and had her period during being bellatrix. she donates 2 charity n does a add 4 cancer n domestic violence.

when at the mall people say "Lets hit the clothes shops!" I say "Lets hit borders!" (a book store with a cafe)

You say "Go Robert Patterson, Kristen Stweret and Zac Efron!" I say "Go Helena Bonham-Carter, Johnny Depp and Meryle Streep!"

You say "High school musical is the best!" " I say go Sweeney Todd!"

You say "Lets hangout at the skatepark" I say "Lets hang at the libery."

at a party you hit the dance floor. i hit the food buffet

You love your credit card, i love my libery card

one day when i become rich, an actress i'm going to buy a large land and turn it into an old fashion London where people can live. it will have horses and chariots. i'll even build a barbour shop over a pie shop complete with a hot crazy actor who just lost his wife and an sad pretty Mrs. Lovett. Ther'll be a judge turpin, lucy, Johanna and a beedle.

Ok, future dream.

1. To find out that i'm related to Helena bonham Carter (Even though I'm Asian n we look nothin a like!) she adopts me and helps me become a famous actress. ok...maybe that's to unrealastic?

2. I get discovered by tim burton tomorrow who lets me star in one of his movies with helena! (still to unrealistic?...)

3. I move to London, become an actress and star in tim burtons movie with helena. they invite me to there house n we becum great friends! lol. still to unrealistic.

oh well. sigh. if u want 2 dream, dream big.

Why Harry Potter is more awsome then twilight?

1. it took J.K 17yrs 2 write it wheres Stephinie myer just had a dream.

2. It sold 250 million wheres twilgiht sold 85mill

3. all the names in harry potter have a meaning that go with the charecter,. eg, argus filtch nosy. Dumbledor busy bee. Bellatrix warrior. wheres twilight had edward n bella, how BORING! n wat kind of a name is aro?

4. Harry Potter has cool morals like friendship n love can save anything. twilight morals r let a sixteen yr old fall in love with a baby! lets get married at 19! i'd rather die then not spend the rest of my life with a potential killer. having a breakdown over 1 guy!

5. twlights plot is 2 simmiler 2 romeo n juliet. girl meets boy fall in luv n can't b together. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. the plot of harry potter is completely unique n has never been done b4.

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Why i love fanfiction?

Because i can share my obssessio with Helena Bonham Carter, Harry Potter, the Mama mia movie and Sweeney Todd!

Pairings i support

Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney

Mrs. Lovett and judge (sometimes.)

Mrs. Lovett and Jack Sparrow

Bellatrix and Snape

Bellatrix and Lucius

Bellatrix and Voldemort (sometimes.)

Storys i like

Love triangles only if Mrs. Lovett's in the middle.

Funny pointless ones of the deatheaters as long as it has bellatrix

Any Sweenetts

Chaercters i hate

Hermioni ( a stupid little know it all!) and Emma Watson can't act!

Harry Potter ( His braveness and overall niceness annoys me.) And Daniel Radcliff can't act!

Mrs. Weasley (She killed Bellatrix!)

Anthony (An idiot and he ruined the sweenett time!)

Johanna (A dumb blond who sits near her window everyday singing bout bloody birds!)

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile. (i mean come on she is, her fashion, movie choices and just her plain self!)

If you think that Antony and Johanna should die, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you think that twilight isn't the greatest thing and people who are obssesed with it should get a life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you tend to like the evil characters more than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if the word "Bellatrix" appears on your page more than once.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Narcissa's hair does not suit her in HBP, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to it- xoxLewrahxox, Jacalyn Hyde, PotterPerfect 07,

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Helena Bonham Carter is SO Beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;)

If youy think Emma watson should jump off a clif copy and past this into ur profile

if you think the harry potter series should be called bellatrix and helena bonham carter copy and past this into ur profile

if u think that harry, ron n hermioni can not act 4 life copy n paste this into ur profile.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

98 of teen population immedietly think of swan wenever they here bella, copy and past this if ur part of the 2 that thinks of trix.

If Robert Paterson was standing on a building about to jump 98 percent of the teen population would have a nervous breakdown. copy and past this into your profile if your the 2 percent that yelled jump you stoner!

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

5. You sing by the sea every time ur at the beach

6. You sing "My friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives

7. You laugh every time u walk past a barbour shop (cause u think of sweeney todd) and ur parents stare at u like an idiot

8. u hyperventilate wen u saw mrs. lovett's hat at the shops (or was that just me?)

9. u won't go near any pie store that's next 2 a barbour store

10. You have every sweeney todd song on ur phone and know the lyrics

11. if anyone ever eats sumthing and say this is the worst thing they've ever tasted u immedietly think of mrs. lovetts pies

12. ur frinds r walking down the road humming lincon park or flo rida, ur humming epiphiny

13. u have tried 2 do ur hair like mrs. lovett then go out in public.

14. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

15. You think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride"

16. Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

17. You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

18. When you're in the supermarket, you deliberately go searching in the frozen food section for meat pies. The little ones, mind.

19. You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside.

20. You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

21. You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22. You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white by the sea bustle dress...

23. Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

24. You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD (IT'S NOT A DISORDER! Really!)

You know ur obbsessed with Bellatrix wen:

Every time ur with someone who is acting angry and crazey you mutter bellatrix

You have tried 2 do ur hair like hers

You go as bellatrix for holaween

Every time sumone disses her you jump 2 her defence

u hire out harry potter 5 only 2 skip 2 her scene

You have a sudden urge 2 jump on ur dinning table and kick the cuttlery off

u practise the cruciatus curse in ur free time

You name ur pet Bella

Every avatar or profile login names has got 2 do with bellatrix

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Can anyone wait 4 the new tim burton film alice in wonderland? i absolutely h8ed the original movie so much! i mean, a ditzy blond chases a rabbit n is stupid enough 2 drink a potion which shrinks her and wakes up 2 c it was a dream! but tis directed by old tim so its gotta b good! annnnnnd of coarse it has our lovable helena and johnny in it! so we'll wait till 2010 people.

Please read and review my storys!

~Bovine United~

xxxooo!

P.S ok I've been really busy lately so i'm not sure if i'll be able to finish all the storys i'm currently working on. it mite take sum time to finish it so plz be patient!

P.P.S (whatever that means) plz vote on my poll!

o.l.t (one last thing) in the story the deatheaters crazey wacky adventure if you want to know what i meant when lucius met helena see her johnathen ross interview on youtube. its pretty funny.