Mikari Umino
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since: 07-27-09, id: 2025236, Profile Updated: 03-13-13
country: USA
Author has written 19 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Shaman King, Naruto, Vocaloid, Gundam 00, Fruits Basket, Misc. Anime/Manga, Okane ga Nai, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Perviously Hikaru now Mikari Umino. Sorry about that.Might be Shina, or another random name cause I like changing it. (not real names of course!) and I really love yaoi and anything anime although when it comes to sasu and naru well, strictly sasunaru... Narusasu is just weird most of the time, i mean it's fun to see the hyper one get dominated ne?

Let's see...ano...Oh yeah!

My youtube account

http://www.youtube.com/user/Hinaxangelofdeath?feature=mhum all comments will be greatly appricated! Nya.

And my parings list has obviously changed some, I would list them all but that would be a lot so I'll just list my top parings.

Hetalia pairings

Franada

Amecan

Fruk

Prucan

Gerita

Okay I'm not gonna list anymore Hetalia because I like most of them if not all (even the genderbent shojou parings)

Naruto parings

Sasunarusai (getting into the kinky stuff eh c :)

Itanarusai

Narusasu (select few)

Temahina

Shikakiba (yes in that order)

Kibahina (I don't read it just for that pairing though)

Gaalee

Nejigaa

yeah a bunch of Naruto pairings. Speaking of Naruto! if you write NaruKO fanfictions, her name is on there! So please just so you don't get people hopes up for yaoi sasunaru and you get het sasunaru, it's right beside Naruto's name so it's really not that hard to find.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Pairings

Puzzleshipping

Wishshipping

Puppyshipping

Rivalshipping

Prideshipping

Chibishipping

Castleshipping

Mobiumshipping

Blindshipping

Hikarishipping

Darkshipping

Tendershipping

Bronzeshipping

Theifshipping

This list could go on forever too and you get the point. So that's enough for now.

So nothing important just trying to take up space I guess...hm...oh well! more stories later. And remeber few yaoi fan girls, it goes semexuke! (Semes are always listed first) And there is a clear diffrence between sasunaru and narusasu. (hence seme's name first. all though sasuke has UKE in his name X3 epicness!)

Oh and let me introduce you to some people who are my own but are strangely like other sides of meh. Split personalities if you will. I'm guessing it's like that with all writers. Their characters are what they want to be.

Miharu he's very stubborn and protective and hates all semes and dominants. He's one of my cat demons.

Mikari he's quiet and reserved but don't give him suger. He's also highly sarcastic and perveted. He's one of my fox demons.

Shiba he's the natural submissive, and slightly hyper when given Mt. Dew. He's also a fox.

Shiori he's very quiet and dependent on Hikari who is like his older sister. He is also very obediant. He's another fox demon.

Hikari she's very energetic and protective of Shiori. She's one of my wolf demons.

Reala he's protective when it comes to his kit and stubborn when it comes to his seme. He's a neko.

Miyashi he's not easily embaressed and is very seductive with his seme. He's my vampire.

Okami he's sensitive, and easily embaressed yet can be stubborn at times. He's a wolf.

Stuff from other peoples profiles that are random

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Go gay rights!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried opening a door by pushing it when it said "Pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, RubberDuckiesWhoLikePieANdCake 98,cross514, InaTiKoti foxgoddess07, seiyalovesodango09, Hikaru Ichiya

Itachi Emotes

Surprised= O/.\O

Sqeal, Squeezed eyes= >/.\

Bored= -/.\-

Different eyes= o/.\O

Sweatdrop= O/.\O;

Nervous-happy= /.\;

Happy, excited= /.\

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Itachi rule Akatsuki.

Deidara Emotes

Surprised= O.\/

Squee, Squeal eyes= >.\/

Bored= -.\/

Sweatdrop= O.\/;

Nervous-happy= .\/;

Happy, excited= .\/

Copy and paste this on your profile to help Deidara rule Akatsuki, un.

Pick Up-line and shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

--Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.


1. Ask America, Italy and Canada » reviews
Yes there are a lot of these but hey it looks fun! Especially when you can kidnap a nation...or two...okay three. Which is exactly what me and two of my friends did. And as the title says we have managed to kidnap America (Alfred), Italia (Felicino), and Canada (Matthew). So yeah their gonna be forced to answer questions, and you can ask us any as well if you wanna!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-13 - Published: 9-25-12 - America & N. Italy
2. Charming Familiar Gigobyte » reviews
Not much to put except that this is the Story of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Charmer cards and their familiars along with other notable characters. NOT BASED OFF OF THE SHOW, NO ACTUAL Yu-Gi-Oh! characters mentiond...except a...well you notice on the later chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-12 - Published: 5-29-12
3. Of Bunnies and Perverts » reviews
Kanou has a hard day on the job, goes to a bar, gets drunk, runs into a strange woman, takes a bunny from her saying it's special...But how speical exactly? Yaoi don't like don't read! KanAya Rated M to be safe, might be shounen-ai but not likely.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-22-12 - Published: 12-5-10 - Kanou S. & Ayase Y.
4. A foxes charmor is it seduction? » reviews
Sasuke is the owner of a strip club and Naruto is the new surprise stripper. He falls for the kit the firt time he sees him perfom.Now how to court the kit... Sasunaru yaoi don't like don't read! non sasusaku only one sided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-30-12 - Published: 8-30-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
5. Bordom with a dash of BL » reviews
Okay horrible title sorry. Basically Len is bored so he goes around trying to find people to amuse him. Which can get kind of intresting. Fluff and Shounen-ai Don't like do't read. You HAVE been warned.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-12 - Published: 1-30-12 - Len K. & Kaito S. - Complete
6. Lab Puppies » reviews
Yaoi aka boyxboy don't like don't read. You have been warned. Kailen T for now rating may change later -
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 3-28-11 - Len K. & Kaito S.
7. Shota Delight » reviews
The vocaloids are animals humanfied. It's near spring which makes life in the vocaloid house hold difficult. So how's a love struk wolf supposed to get the fox he wants when there's a protective sister in the way? KaitoxLen MikuxRin Yaoi and shojo-ai
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-31-11 - Published: 10-23-10 - Kaito S. & Len K.
8. I like you, I love you »
A song fic almost to well, the title by Kagamine Rin-chan. Diffrent couples diffrent animes. Shounen-ai not yaoi don't like don't read.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Published: 9-1-11
9. Kaito discovers the Spice! Parody » reviews
Title says all! One of the reasons Kaito should never get on YouTube when dating one kagamine, Len. Shounen-ai and fluff. NOT YAOI! 2-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - Kaito S. & Len K. - Complete
10. Multi yaoi paring song drabbles w »
like the title says mutlti yaoi paring. Yaoi don't like don't read you've been warned. rated T for um...suggestive positions
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 10-19-10
11. Bokura wa Kizuna » reviews
Sasu, naru and sai are taken in a pet store waiting to be taken home with someone when Sakura comes along and buys them. It could be a love triangel between the tree or just sasunaru you'll have to read to find out. Yaoi rating changed later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-1-11 - Published: 1-9-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
12. TemaHina Valentines Day reviews
Title says all. Some Sasunaru, very little gomenesai.mostly NejiGaa adn TemaHina. Shojo and Shounen-ai. Don't like don't read. -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-11 - Hinata H. & Temari - Complete
13. You like that stuff? » reviews
DISCONTINUED! I'll give this story to someone but ask me first before you just take it.
Crossover - Shaman King & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 10-25-09 - Edward E.
14. Don't cry wolf!
Naruto and sasuke enjoying a nice sunny day...or not. Naruto decides to see if he can annoy sasuke enough to entertain him. Fluff. Sasunaru Shounen-ai not yaoi there is a diffrence! one shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Published: 9-9-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
15. What if? reviews
A short 523 word story in Yuki's view about the what if's his and Kyo's relationship. KyoYuki shounen-ai not yaoi. Yes there is a difference. Anyway this is shounen-ai don't like don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-10 - Kyo S. & Yuki S. - Complete
16. Setsuna's birthday surprise reviews
It's Setsuna's birthday and a certain purple haired Gundam meister has a special surprise in store for him. Yaoi: don't like don't read. One-shot TieraxSetsuna
Gundam 00 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-10 - Setsuna & Tieria - Complete
17. Midnight snack, not just Ice cream? reviews
Okay so if you want a review, you'll just have to read the story. It's KaiLen aka KaitoxLen. a Yaoi. Don't like don't read. Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-10 - Kaito S. & Len K. - Complete
18. When a confused sound nin enters Konohagakure reviews
This what happens when a very confused sound nin enters the Leaf village and takes a like to a few articals of clothing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-14-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Welcomeing suprise reviews
Roy just came back from a mission that he's been on for a few months.And under strict orders Armstrong had to keep him in Roy's office, but what happens when he finally returns and hasn't seen the small blond alchemist for that whole time.edroy oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-09 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete