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Author has written 49 stories for South Park, and Yami no Matsuei. . Tumblr . Twitter . Home . Formspring . Graveyard . --Icon made (and uploaded because I'm lazy) by my bestest friend ever, azngirlLH 'Ello all. Fancy meeting you here All my stories are SP related (one or two exceptions) and for the most part revolve around mature themes. If that's your thing, welcome aboard. If not, off to port with ye. Awww yeah. Update 3/30/13: Hello! I feel as though I must offer an explanation as to my absence. I moved out of my parents house with my fiancé, Neecha, who some of you may know as Dead_Kenny_Dead here on ffnet. (That's right, I'm marrying someone in the fandom! XD) And we're EXTREMELY poor and cannot afford internet. So I am on hiatus until I can get back into gear. I've been trying to write but between our jobs and trying to figure our lives out, it's hard to find my muse. But I am still alive and care for you all very much! I've been re-reading reviews and can't believe I forgot how kind you all were to me. I will return, I swear this to you! Still love SP, still love slashing the hell out of it, and still love each and every one of you, my loving readers. Keep me updated on your lives, I miss you all so. Stay frosty! -Courtanie I write original stuff too! :D FANART: Possession Olive Branch Kevorkian Angel Cat and Mouse 100 Themes Call it Even Hide and Seek Spare Me your Pity Unmasked Serendipity Mreow The Alley If you make fanart, PLEASE TELL ME!!! You get linked here and my undying adoration. Two for one deal for special people only ;) | |||||||||
1. Oblivion reviewsKenny is waiting for Kyle to see him, so he can share just what it is he's feeling and their fates can finally intertwine.South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-26-13 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete2. Glass reviewsTo most, fairies are nothing more than a tall tale. To Kenny, their world is starting to merge with his own, and he'll have to team up with a rogue fairy to stop their magic from being completely wiped out. AU, slash likely to occur later on. M for mature situations and violence.South Park - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-25-12 - Kenny M. & Kyle B.3. Life is Hard reviewsOld story taken down for original title Kenny doesn't seem to grasp the concept of hard work, so Kyle's giving him an example of good results in the best way anyone knows how.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-12 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete4. Heresy of Angels » reviewsThe line between miracles and evil is thin, and Kenny is right on that line. Locked away from sight, he breaks free for a moment and falls for the grace and geniality of a heretic. M for later chapter.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 5-23-12 - Published: 10-23-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete5. Anonymous reviewsWhen corpses begin becoming unearthed and seemingly feasted on in South Park, the kids band together to discover just what it is that's causing it. Unfortunately for them, they find that they've bitten off more than they can chew. M for intense gore.South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-116. Lesser of Two Evils reviewsProfessor Chaos is getting much too naive for General Disarray's taste. But when Disarray finds himself cohorting with the Coon, he may learn that sometimes the lesser of two evils is a good thing, even for villains.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-11 - Dougie & Butters S. - Complete7. Life Givers reviewsKyle is dragged into a world of sacrifice upon Halloween night and given a gift that wasn't necessarily something he wanted.South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-11 - Kyle B. - Complete8. A Thousand Suns » reviewsWhen South Park is thrown into turmoil Children of the Corn style, it's up to our boys and girls to either get themselves out of dodge or lose their freedom. M for violence and language.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-19-11 - Published: 10-14-119. Firework reviewsBebe's tired of Kyle holding out on her. It's her birthday and she's getting what every level-minded hormonal teen would love to have. M for reasons.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-11 - Bebe S. & Kyle B. - Complete10. Bottle Bottom Blues reviewsStan knows that hitting the bottom of his beer doesn't make the pain go away completely. But it dulls him enough that seeing Kenny and Kyle together doesn't completely kill him, it just shows him the truth. T for language.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-17-11 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete11. Encumbrance » reviewsStan finds a video featuring Kyle that shocks him a bit. A bit more exploring into it shows that it's not by choice, and Kenny and Kyle are both in danger from this world that they've entangled themselves into. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-4-11 - Published: 9-2-11 - Stan M. & Kyle B.12. Fast and Furious reviewsKenny and Kyle go to see an action movie to celebrate their one year. However, when you get Kenny and Kyle together, cars blowing up tend to be the last thing on their minds. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-19-11 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete13. Deep Water reviewsKenny left Kyle's life when he drowned in Starks Pond. But that seems far too abnormal to Kyle. He's seen the grotesque violence of Kenny's deaths before and this one seems all too mundane to take him for good. T for character death.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-11 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete14. Mute » reviewsKenny is fantasizing about getting a hold of Kyle. He just needs to learn to keep those dreams a little less obvious. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-5-11 - Published: 7-27-11 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete15. Serendipity » reviewsAngels all have to earn their wings. Kenny McCormick is no exception.South Park - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-12-11 - Published: 6-2-11 - Kenny M.16. Olive Branch » reviewsWhat's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,969 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 1-27-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman17. Shaking Routine reviewsKyle's more than bored with his repetitive birthday routine. Kenny's stopping by to help him get into a different rhythm. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-25-11 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete18. Summer Landscape reviewsKenny and Kyle enjoy the finer things of life. In the middle of a wheat field. Aw yeah. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-11 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete19. Set in Stone reviewsStan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman's friendship doesn't need to be spoken of, it's already there plain for the world to see. K for language ; NonslashSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-7-11 - Kenny M. - Complete20. Immolation reviewsKenny is visited by angels, telling him that only through that of Kyle may he finally find peace. Is God's message truly as loving as he believes it to be? T for Gore and Death.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-11 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete21. Catoptrophobia » reviewsKyle is traumatized to the point of utter fear of his own appearance. What can you do to save yourself if you can't even look yourself in the eye?South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-30-11 - Published: 4-26-11 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman22. Unmasked » reviewsHe watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 326 - Updated: 4-3-11 - Published: 5-26-10 - Kyle B. & Mysterion - Complete23. Scream for Me reviewsIt's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-31-11 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete24. Of Seduction and Shakespeare reviewsKyle and Kenny are practicing a Shakespeare poem and things get a little heavier than reading. Shakespearean is the language of love, after all. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-14-11 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete25. Baby it's Cold Outside reviewsBut that's okay. Kenny has his ways to keep Kyle warm. Rated M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-25-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete26. Shattered Blood reviewsMuraki owns Hisoka, his emotions, his heart, and his mind. But those don't all make the person. M for a reasonYami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-10-10 - Hisoka K. & K. Muraki - Complete27. Spare me your Pity reviewsKenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 11-12-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete28. Waltzing Shadows reviewsKyle loses everything; Kenny can relate. Together in the silence of memories gone by they're drawn closer into one another.South Park - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-10 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete29. Together We Shall Be reviewsKenny loves Kyle, Kyle does not return said feelings. Problems ensue. At least for Kyle, anyways. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-31-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete30. Playing Fate reviewsHe has to know why he's the way he is; there has to be a reason. The only way to figure it out is to take himself a test subject...M for violence and theme. Nonslash.South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-31-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete31. Memory Awry reviewsIgnore the crappy title. Stan forgets things and Kyle's mad. But not for long. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-18-10 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete32. Disturbia reviews'How do you know what is real and what is not? How do you weigh trust and love so much onto your conscious that you convince yourself of what is reality' M for a reasonSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-15-10 - Kyle B. - Complete33. Mreow reviewsKenny loves cats, Stan's an animal-loving hippie. Give them a kitty-cat Kyle and what ensues?...Well it may not be this particular scenario, but it's sexier than the alternatives! Birthday fic for azngirlLH; M for a reasonSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-5-10 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete34. Metamorphose » reviewsKenny's death leaves Kyle unprepared and penniless. He struggles to make money however he can, getting help from the most unexpected of people along the way in more ways than monetary gain. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-20-10 - Published: 7-28-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman35. Hydrophilic reviewsStan can't swim very well, so Kyle offers him lessons. It happens sometime between getting in the pool and the sex. But it's there. Somewhere.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-10-10 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete36. Simplistic reviewsKenny and Kyle's relationship evolves one step at a time. M for a reasonSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-4-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete37. He Who is Without Sin reviewsDamien has a power lust over controlling the minds of mortals. Pip's slipped between his fingers for far, far too long. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-10 - Damien & Pip P. - Complete38. Who's to Say reviewsPart four of 'Living the Sin' saga. Kenny says Damien can't love Kyle. Is he right?South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-27-10 - Damien & Kyle B. - Complete39. Scarlet Flames » reviewsTrust them, but let no one in. Kyle's sanity is placed on the line as he is knowingly stalked and put in harms way by an untouchable enemy. Will the friendships he's had for his entire lifetime lead to his downfall? Rated M for disturbing scenes.South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 4-26-10 - Kyle B.40. You'll Learn reviewsPart three of the Living the Sin tale. Kenny goes to rescue Kyle from Damien's wrath, but things...don't go as planned. RATED M FOR EXTREME GURO, N/C, VORE, ETC.South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-5-10 - Kyle B. & Damien - Complete41. Spot » reviewsKenny won't move from Stan's seat on the couch so he leaves Kyle and Ken alone in his living room in his anger. Big mistake. Or is it? M for a reason. Doubleshot. K/K/SSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-29-10 - Published: 5-20-10 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete42. The Force of Habit reviewsKyle always waits for Kenny, but would he return the favor? T for themesSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-29-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete43. Strawberry Jewcake reviewsBEST TITLE EVER. Ken goes over to Kyle's house and there are strawberries. We all know what those do to people. M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-15-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete44. Possession » reviewsKenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasonsSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,831 - Reviews: 589 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 8-13-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete45. K2's Fantastic Easter Special reviewsIt's Easter and Ken comes over to dye eggs...Yeah, like you really believe that. M for a reasonSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-4-10 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete46. Cat and Mouse reviewsFollow up to 'Living the Sin' M for N/C and GuroSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-28-10 - Kyle B. & Damien - Complete47. Living the Sin reviewsDamien is sent to experience the seven deadly sins. He finds them all in a little redheaded package. Dyle Slash. N/CSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-22-10 - Damien & Kyle B. - Complete48. Muse reviewsStan doesn't know what to draw, so he lets his Super Best Friend inspire him. RWG Oneshot. Style. T for language.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-20-10 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete49. Wanting Out reviewsCartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 9-1-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete
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