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Copy the bunnies to your profile to help them achieve world domination

~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~~

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile

"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill."--

It the Cheshire Cat vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.” Lewis Carroll

FORM THE Ninja Chef Naruto READ IT

“Oh, Tobi has apparently blinked and missed something important. Leader-dono, Tobi needs an instant replay to see how the elite shinobi from the invincible village that leader-dono himself was incapable of defeating got eliminated by a single attack from an over-busty bimbo kunoichi of a no-name village, plausibly founded by the weakest member of leader-dono's organization. ...Tobi thinks he will sit with Deidara-sempai now as leader-dono is turning an unhealthy shade of red and Tobi would hate to catch anything just moments before exacting petty, yet all consuming vengeance upon a by-now innocent population of villagers who idolize Tobi's lineage and kekkei genkai above all others. ...Leader-dono's scary, save me Deidara-sempai!”

Isn't Tobi a good boy? Praise me, praise me, praise me!”

“Yes leader-dono! Yay! Now Tobi is sure to be praised! But first...” The man in a orange mask with a single eye-hole said, reaching into his red and black cloak. “Tobi must draw his weapon.” With a single tug various laws of physics were shattered as the mask shinobi drew a massive bazooka-like object from his robes, the device easily measuring one and a half times his size. “Yay land-shark gun!” The gigantic weapon spat out a single blue blob, about the size of a kunai, landing less than ten feet away in a slow, lazy arch.

The other ninja paused in confusion to glance at each other. What was this lunatic...

And then a great-white burst from the concrete stadium floor and closed its jaws on Akuma, shaking him back and forth before pulling him down beneath the surface of the surprisingly malleable floor.

Their attention was instantly back on the mask cyclopes as a gleam of mania shone from his eye. “Tobi should say something cool here, but Tobi can't think of anything.”

I HATE SASUKE UCHIHA Put this on your page if you hate SASUKE

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

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ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM
HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

Die Voice Actors!

No longer shall we stand for crappy voice actors, such as using a woman with a squeeky voice for a 6-year-old, getting different voice actors when a video game already has a cast and voice actors who are honestly painful to listen to and show no emotian. If you think this too, copy and paste in your profile!

If your arteries clog up just thinking about McDonalds, post this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile.

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

Humans are listed under kingdom animalia, thus making us animals. If you are a believer in anti-animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. (I jump up and down like a little girl! XD)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch went under, copy and paste this ontop your profile if you'd be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you laughed during sex ed in the middle of class, in front of the teacher, saying: "Sex is funny!." (So many times XD)

If you think being yourself is better than what others want you to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you obsessed with animals of all kinds, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love 5 Gum, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in the supernatural, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in God, but in no religion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you love old music like The Beatles, Thin Lizzy, Queen etc, Copy this into your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive in gay rights, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in gay rights and are straight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to stop child abuse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

We are all the same, stop racism; copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile. (So that means I don't care what you think.)

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you are the shyest person on the planet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're very observant, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like films with talking animals, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love talking animals)

If you work on your stories/artwork while sitting in the front row of your classes, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If your brain constantly wants to explode, copy and paste this into your signature/profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get really PO'ed when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone into a ten minute speech supporting your crazy crack!pairing, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (That's when we should be concerned)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool enough to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing your butt off.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you get really PO'ed when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever experienced the very unpleasant symptoms of "House Withdrawl Syndrome (HWS)" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you check your email every five minutes after posting a new story or chapter to see if anyone has reviewed it yet, copy and paste this into your profile, and then check your email.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been surprised to find that someone is not who you thought they were, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in a greater power, but not in religion, copy in paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have had converstations with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), naruto-fan600 (You are my life, . ILY SHO MINAMIMOTO!!) (fanfiction IS MASTER OF MY LIFE!! Salamander Hanzo)

reasons I ow my Mam. Thanks a bunch Mam!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of DIFFUSION.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you recognse any and/or all of these then post this on your profile =D

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you ever wanted to jump of a building because people annoyed you too much ,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought that you have a double personality ,copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Calovan Salamander Hanzo

Favorite quotes:

'Rule One: Don't try to touch him or anything that belongs to him, or he'll kill you.

Rule Two: Don't use lighters and/or matches in his presence.

Rule Three: Don't cancel genjutsus when entering his room, that's what he wants you to do because he enjoys hearing people scream.

Rule Four: Always smell the room before entering. If it smells like blood, call some ANBU to search the room. He usually hides bodies in the ceiling so they drop down on people.

Rule Five: Watch out for any strings or wires. If you find any, do NOT touch them, just mind your footing and slowly back out of the room.

Rule Six: There is never just one Naruto in the room. Don't try to find them all, because you'll always miss the one that's in the most obvious place: behind you.

Rule Seven: Do NOT touch his sword! He won't kill you for it, but the sword itself will.

Rule Eight: Do NOT mention the word "Rapist" in the same breath as his name, there are many other ways of commiting suicide that don't involve nearly as much pain.

Rule Nine: Don't call him "Demon" or anything of the like. He'll just laugh at you, then slowly drive you insane by making your life a living hell.

Rule Ten: If he seems even the slightest bit angry, leave the room immediately and contact Dr. Mirano or one of his personal staff.

Rule Eleven(New): Don't try to hide anything, emotional or otherwise, from him. He will get suspicious and make it his personal mission to discover your secrets, whether it compromises your wellbeing or not.

Rule Twelve(New): Don't come in with an optimistic disposition. Optimism annoys him.

And finally, Rule Thirteen(New): Pay attention to EVERY shadow in the room. If it moves, even when the object casting it doesn't, leave the room. If he tolerates you, you'll never know about the shadows. If he doesn't like you, that's a warning, and you have ten seconds to get out of his personal space. Less depending on what mood he's in at the time.'

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Bowtei, HitogoroshinoKirohito,Salamander Hanzo