Author has written 11 stories for How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Glee, Psych, and Firefly.
HI:There was a bunch of useless stuff about me in this space, but I realized how useless it was. Yaaaaay cleaning. Long story short, my name is Hayley, and I'm here to write and read me some fanfiction! Below you'll find an update or two, and all the shit I do and don’t ship.
NEW UPDATE(8/19): I don’t even know what to say. So I’ve finally returned after a long break (mostly to fuel my fanfiction muses), but after resurging a strong love for some certain things and regaining the all-encompassing urge to write, I can say that I’m back to stay.
IF YOU’RE WONDERING ABOUT BIG DAMN ADVENTURE: I would be, too. My plan is to take it down and repost it once I have it completely finished. I know it’s kind of a dick move, but it’s all for the better in the end.
Lester/Leek (in a cracky sort of way)
I don’t remember if I shipped Stephen/Cutter…
Ianto/Lisa (pre-Torchwood. And I guess Doctor Who-'Ghosts of India/Doomsday', because they were techincally in it!)
Vera/No one cause she doesn't need anyone so fuck off Rex
To a certain degree, I sorta like Jack/Idris, just because Jack thinks he's hot, and Idris is just like 'ohmygod leave me the hell alone’. Also, Idris Hopper was originally supposed to be Ianto's name, so, techincal Janto? Hmm...
DOCTOR WHO (I when i say Doctor/whoever, it means I like them with different versions of the Doctor.)
Doctor/Rose (because he's the Doctor and she's Rose, that's just how it is. I'm not a huge Doctor/Rose shipper, but it's just there and it will always be THERE.)
Donna/Jack (it's awesome)
Donna/10 (they had a lot of chemistry, but the whole mind-wiping thing just really gets to me, this pairing is meh for me)
11/River (even if they done them wrong…)
Rory/Amy (even if they done them wrong…)
Sally/Her friend oh shit I forgot her name dammit someone help me out here
Main Doctor ships: 9/Jack, 10/Donna, 10.5/Rose, 11/River, and 11/Rory
Sam/Logan (Sam and Logan remind me so much of April and Andy from Parks&Rec, and they never even met.)
James/Lily (kind of essential to the whole series)
Draco/Pansy (It‘s more of an inside joke, but still)
THE OFFICE US (They ruined just about every pairing listed, but I’m lost in wishful thinking)
Ryan/Michael (Actually canon.)
STAR TREK(the series and the new movie)
Uhura/McCoy FRIENDSHIP (09)
House/Amber (I only like dead, ‘I'm-going-to-taunt-and-make-you-guilty-Amber. I say that with all the love in the world.)
Bryan/Brenda (It could be really funny and fucked up)
Beiste/Cooter OH WAIT NO UNECCESARY ABUSE STORYLINE :/
Nick/Jeff (Sometimes Nick loves Jeff first. Just fyi.)
Logan/Julian, and I'm not even that far yet
Barney/Lily, FRIENDSHIP and not
And although I have yet to see the stage version, I kinda ship Jack/Katherine already
Dumbledore/Zefron (but we all know that Harry is Zefron's biggest fan)
Sadie/her boyfriend fuck I forgot his name
Fromme/Moore (damn you sarah)
Oswald/Booth (damn you again sarah)
SCOOBY DOO: MYSTERY INC.
CIRQUE DU FREAK
Kurda/Arra (I find the thought that Kurda loves Arra amusing...I also find it amusing that Arra would totally whoop his ass)
BBC ROBIN HOOD
Mike/Nadine (I'm going to hell for this)
Cooper/Audrey (2nd season mostly. I don't mind it, but it’s not exactly on my otp board)
Jayne/Vera (He named the gun)
Mal/River, Finale and Movie-verse ONLY
SARAH JANE ADVENTURES
Luke/Maria (I really want Sarah Jane and Alan to get married, but then Luke and Maria can't date without it being almost incest)
PARKS AND RECREATION
HITCHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Marc/Wilhelmina FRIENDSHIP (or evilship. whatever it is they have there)
THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER
Charlie/Patrick (kinda. The kissing was inevitable.)
Patrick/Brad (but, like, when brad WASN'T being a total asswad)
HG Wells/MacPherson (a little bit)
Duke/Faudrey/Audrey2/whatever we are calling her
Gus/Shawn (mostly friendship, but more than one episode has made me think ‘yes’)
Shawn/Abigail was cute
Neal/That fancy rich lady who is in the latest ep god what was HER NAME how did I forget so soon
HOW THEY MET and other stories
Bright/Ada (...it works...)
Andy/Nina (I think they both suck, so they really deserve each other)
Carl/Harold ('He's like Everwood's version of Tom Cruise. Young, athletic,-' 'Why don't you just ask him out, Harold?')
Amy/Tommy (fuck you, it's great)
Harold/Rose (but now I can’t enjoy cheesecake…)
LIFE ON MARS UK
Gene/Phyllis-just because they would be funny
Gene/Sam ONLY if it's written well, which they usually are
Chris/Annie FRIENDSHIP, but I will go for romance if it's done right.
Piper!Leo/Leo!Piper (Piper was Leo and Leo was Piper-it was even better)
HANNA IS NOT A BOY'S NAME
Conrad/Toni (there really needs to be more of this)
Kyle/Declan FRIENDSHIP, but I could do slash in certain situations.
Declan/Lori (they confuse me so...but what the hell, right?)
Lori/Hilary (I will patiently await for the moment this transpires.)
Kyle/Tom (I don't know why, though)
SCOTT PILGRIM SERIES
Scott/Ramona (kinda the whole point of the whole series!)
Julie/Gideon probably could've worked
THE BROTHERS BLOOM
Tony/Michelle (They are my het!OTP)
Michelle/Chloe very slightly
Sherry/People showing her respect
Ryan/Chloroform/Tony and Michelle/Holding Room A
Mandy/Nina mother/daughter...what? I like to think of Mandy as Nina Myers Jr.
Bill/Purple ties (it's a long story)
Day 6/Purple ties (an even longer story)
24/Purple ties (the longest story in existence)
Vera/Archie was cool for that one episode and only that one episode
Gladys/Carol, but I don’t know if I want bffs or lesbians or both. Probably both.
If it’s not up there, then I don’t ship it.
This is pretty fun, just slightly re-format for any show
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Psych characters:
1. Shawn Spencer
2. Burton Guster
3. Carlton Lassiter
4. Juliet O’Hara
5. Abigail Lytar
6. Pierre Despereaux
7. Mary Lightly
8. Karen Vick
9. Buzz McNab
10. Madeline Spencer
11. Mr. Yang
12. Marlowe Viccellio
01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, and I don’t quite think it exists anywhere…
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jules is pretty good looking…9.8/10
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I think Lassie would like some explaining to be done.
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
I read one, where Buzz goes out to get Lassie his coffee but then it turns into a hostage situation and there’s some Buzz/Lassie bonding and it was cute I liked it.
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Pierre and Gus…I’m gonna have to say no, given that Gus is very wary of Pierre and Shawn would get uber jealous.
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
If I HAD to choose? Abigail/Buzz.
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
If Mary walked in on Marlowe and Gus…damn this shit is fun…well I don’t know.
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Lassiter and Madeline…I hope you mean non romantically, because the only thing I could think of is them having a Clint Eastwood film fest.
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Shawn/Karen? I don’t doubt its existence, if that’s what you’re asking me.
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Mary/Marlowe…huh…I’ll have to get back to you on that.
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
She would get him to spend four consecutive days at her house and it’s gonna be awesome I NEED SEASON 7 NOW.
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'd imagine so.
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Gus/Jules/Abigail…no one I know, maybe.
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
You’re asking the wrong person.
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Song-fic for Karen…I'll get back to you on that
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Shawn/Pierre/Marlowe. Warning: Interrupting!Lassiter because you damn well know he would be breaking that shit up in a heartbeat.
You know, wait, I could make that pairing work out…
WAIT THIS COULD WORK OUT…
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Well it depends who you ask, because really, all the Shespereaux I could find is smut fic, so that’s…that’s subjective.
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Lassiter and Mary…I don’t really want to think about that right now but Lassiter.
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Shawn and Buzz are in a happy relationship until Buzz suddenly runs off with Jules. Shawn, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Mr. Yang and a brief unhappy affair with Marlowe, then follows the wise advice of Abigail and finds true love with Lassiter.
I’m sure that’s a real fanfic somewhere; Shassie’s always long and angsty. Unless it’s cute and fluffy. There is no inbetween.
25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I would feel uncomfortable if Karen/Mary was canon.