Name: Alice

Gender: Female

Age: Teens

Orientation: Bi. I'm looking for love in any way it comes.

Status: Single

Favorite things

Food: Cherries!

Desert: Ice cream

Sport: Gymnastics

Music: Something fun and good to dance to

Yaoi couple: SasuNaru. If u don't like them, ur against my religion.

I love hello kitty. Nothing else for it.

Umm... yeah. that's it for now till I think of other things.

Hello!! XD I'm Alice. I'm writing this just past midnight so there is some crack.

I'm generally a crazy person but I'm also very nice and a lot of my stories are gonna end up being serious even though if I chat with someone I'll probably burst out saying "purple spotted dinasour" or something. rofl. I'm new to writing fan fics but I have some great ideas or if you guys have any ideas I could probably write up a story for it. I also plan on writing a few crack fics so ideas are welcome!

I currently have a plot for a Death Note fanfic and a Naruto fan fic. If there's another manga I should write a fanfic for just tell me and I'll see what I can do. I refuse to write a Vampire Knight fanfic though. I love that serious and I wouldn't change a single thing. However, I could be convinced to write a crack fic for that.

WARNING!: I am lazy and will try to update when I can. I'm not very good at working on my own (Haha) so if I have someone to bounce ideas off of and offer they're own two cents things will get written much faster!! I swear! It's true!

I'm attempting to write a Lemon for the DN fanfic but I have no rl experience (yes, I'm a virgin. Haven't even been kissed) but I've read a lot of fics so I hope it comes out ok.

I'm not that serious of a person but every now and then I'll probably think of something darker to write, like the Naruto fic, and yes, it is depressing. Which ins kinda odd since I'm an insanely happy person.

Oh well, that's what I have to say on that. Now on to my favorite pairings!!

DN:

L/Light. Period. I dont' care about the other characters except I hate Near.

Naruto:

SasuNaru

NejiSasuke

GaaNaru

ItaDei

KibaHina

SakuIno

NejiTen

LeeSaku

KakaIru (always)

HakuNaru

HakuZabu

InoTen

ItaSai

SaiSasu

SaiNaru

Well that all for now. More next time! Bye.

Ok, these paste thing annoy me to but this one is just so cool. Along with the next one.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here." the black man said...

"When i was born i was black

when i'm hot i'm black

when i'm cold i'm black

when i'm sick i'm black

and when i die i'll be black But...

When you were born you was pink

when you are hot you are red

when you are cold you are blue

when you are sick you are green

and when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me coloured? Paste this on ur file if ur against racism.

Why do we have racism?