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Author has written 51 stories for Legend of Zelda, Avatar: Last Airbender, Portal, Incredibles, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Firefly, Discworld, Hellboy, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Inception, Juno, Tangled, Sailor Moon, Order of the Stick, Team Fortress 2, Lackadaisy, Charles Dickens, Hunger Games, Princess Bride, Temeraire, Good Omens, Legend of Korra, and Sherlock. I am an aspiring writer and ex-student, writing to please myself. My western Zodiac sign is Sagittarius, for Chinese, the Earth Snake, my Meyers-Briggs type is INTJ and my enneagram personality is 4. My favorite color is purple. I am fond of romance and humor, and have a weakness for crossovers, which is why you'll see such unlikely combinations on my page. I also enjoy visiting my Favorites tab and simply gloating. Thank you for reading! December 27, The Aperture Games is off of its hiatus, but updates will be slower in the future. I'm determined to give my readers the best story that I can. Meanwhile, enjoy my new ongoing stories -- Telegram and The Silent Tribute, and, as always, feel free to leave reviews! I would like to wish all of my readers and visitors a very Happy New Year! | |||||||
1. The Aperture Games » reviewsPresident Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,015 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 3-9-12 - Chell & Katniss E.2. The Silent Tribute » reviewsA story in drabbles, focused on a Hunger Games tribute who, stubbornly, refuses to ever speak a word.Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 12-8-12 - Chell3. Telegram » reviewsAfter breaking up with Lin, Tenzin has declared he has no intention of starting a family. Now Aang is getting worried... equipped with a lot of tea and an inquiring mind, he's out to find some answers. Complete!Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,735 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 12-8-12 - Aang - Complete4. Asking For Trouble » reviewsHow Percy met Audrey - a Muggle chick who seems his opposite in every way, and who insists on asking him out for tea every chance she gets.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 11-26-11 - Percy W. & Audrey W.5. Dragon Surgeon reviewsAU, set pre-World War II. "There's a dragon up in Edinburgh... claims he's shell-shocked." Sherlock Holmes, bullied into becoming a spy, takes on an unusual puzzle, and maybe gains a partner in the bargain. One-shot.Crossover - Temeraire & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-13 - Sherlock H. - Complete6. Four Hush-Hush Incidents » reviewsFour ways that Aziraphale and Crowley affected the events of 'The Princess Bride,' involving one book, one pirate, a little chocolate, and four white horses...Crossover - Princess Bride & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-12 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete7. The Ollivanders at War » reviewsSequel to 'The Ollivander Children.' Imprisoned, kidnapped, separated, Calliope, Mark, & Linus fight for their freedom. But what awaits them outside the walls, and among themselves? Memory, amnesia, madness, prejudice, & love intertwine. Set during HBP. COMPLETE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,754 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 4-6-11 - Ollivander - Complete8. Our Daily Bread reviewsEvery district of Panem has a unique bread to call its own. And they each mean something different. One-shot, complete.Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-8-12 - Complete9. Mine Are the Words » reviewsFoxface, real name Renata, carried poetry into the arena as her weapons, the words of illegal books. These are her words in three stages.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 1-7-12 - Foxface - Complete10. The Year with the Bombs reviewsDistrict 12's first Victor tells about his Hunger Games, the Tenth - casually called, "The one with all the bombs."Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-11 - Complete11. Heaven and Earth reviewsHaymitch reflects on the women in his life.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-11 - Haymitch A. - Complete12. The Pureblooded Game reviewsEvery war needs an anthem. But in his seventh year, Seamus Finnigan takes issue with the not-so-original song being sung by the blood purists on campus. One-shot. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-11 - Seamus F. - Complete13. Janet! Dragons! reviewsNo donkeys OR dragons on the green! David Copperfield shares an anecdote of his household meeting two aviators and one literate dragon after the Battle of Dover. Squabbles, storytelling, a little romance, and gingerbread result. One-shot. Complete.Crossover - Charles Dickens & Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-11 - Complete14. Singing In the WildernessAfter the end of 'Portal 2,' Chell has one last run-in with the works of William Shakespeare. Follow-up to "Is There Cake in Demark" and "No More Cakes and Ale." One-shot. Now with double the classic poetry!Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Published: 8-27-11 - Chell & Weighted Companion Cube - Complete15. Is There Cake In Denmark? reviewsFollow-up to "No More Cakes and Ale." Chell finds a copy of 'The Tragedy of Hamlet,' reads, and ruminates, finding she and the Prince have a thing or two in common. Set during the first game. One-shot. Complete.Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-11 - Chell - Complete16. Mata Hari and the Tycoon reviewsA diamond ring on the table - Atlas has proposed to Mitzi. What will she think, and what will they say, before she answers? Pre-canon, Atlas/Mitzi Obviously . One-shot.Lackadaisy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-11 - Mitzi M. & Atlas M. - Complete17. For the Love of a Quote reviewsThe Soldier realizes his knowledge of military quotation is not as thorough as he thought...Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-11 - Soldier - Complete18. Here We Are reviewsCamping out in the desert, Haley seeks V out for a little talk. Nothing too grim, just to see why V's been acting so odd lately, from one secret-keeper to another. Elan serenades in the background. Genfic, one-shot, complete.Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-11 - Haley S. & Vaarsuvius - Complete19. The Cold and the Cunning reviewsTiffany Aching asks Granny Weatherwax about how she defeated the Cunning Man, and gets an insight into Granny's past. One-shot. Complete. Set post-ISWM.Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-11 - GrannyWeatherwax & Tiffany A. - Complete20. Sailor Miranda reviewsA new bracelet, cryptic comments about a cat, and a girl with dumplings in her hair... is River being her normal self, or is Simon right to suspect something otherworldly? X-over. Post-Movie. S/K, Complete.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-11 - Simon - Complete21. A Kiss At the End »It's Christmas Eve, and Ariadne is catching up with her cousin Juno - until an unexpected visit from Arthur turns their shopping trip into an impromptu dream heist. Sequel to 'More Precious Than a Pot of Gold.' Features 'Little Miss Sunshine.' Complete.Crossover - Juno & Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,059 - Updated: 2-26-11 - Published: 2-19-11 - Juno M. & Ariadne - Complete22. And He's Running Still reviewsA little boy named Mal is told an Aesop's fable by his mother... and then as a young man Mal puts the lesson to use. One-shot, genfic, complete, rated for slight language.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-11 - Mal - Complete23. The Ollivander Children » reviewsAfter Mr. Ollivander is kidnapped, his grand-niece, Calliope, finds herself, her brother, and a Muggle friend tangled between the Ministry, the Death Eaters, the Order, and a tragedy from her family's past. Set during HBP. Now complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,176 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 9-4-10 - Ollivander & N. Tonks - Complete24. Create a Sending, Name a Child reviewsA poignant moment between Sabriel's mother and father, as they discuss their future, and her mother creates something that can help her child, even in Death. Takes place pre-Sabriel; one-shot.Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-11 - the Abhorsen - Complete25. What To Name Your Baby Demon Hellspawn reviewsPost "Golden Army." In the parking lot of a Baskin-Robbins, Abe, Liz, John, and, of course, Hellboy debate what to name the impending youngsters. One-shot, genfic, light and fluffy.Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-11 - John Myers & Liz S. - Complete26. The Queen's Song reviewsMother Goethel isn't the only one singing to restore what was lost... a quiet moment with the Queen as she releases the lantern, alone. One-shot.Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-8-11 - The Queen - Complete27. More Precious Than a Pot of Gold reviewsAriadne has never gotten on with her cousin Juno, but it turns out that this year, with a little music, they may have more in common than they'd ever thought. One-shot. Rated for slight language.Crossover - Juno & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-10 - Juno M. & Ariadne - Complete28. The Widening Gyre reviewsA look into Mal's insanity - untraceable, undeniable - in the time leading up to her death. Everything begins to spin... One-shot. Complete.Inception - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-10 - Mal - Complete29. The King's Final Journey reviewsIt is time for King Touchstone I to voyage on the river of death... but he shall not be going alone.Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Touchstone & Kerrigor/Rogirek - Complete30. Something Like Home reviewsWhen Liz calls John Myers out of the blue, he realizes he's got to find someplace between heaven and hell to house a very strange and quickly growing family. A man-to-man talk with Hellboy will test anyone's mettle. One-shot. Film continuity.Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hellboy & John Myers - Complete31. Kyoshi Explains It All With Yangchen! reviewsA short story in which Kyoshi and Yangchen, over tea, explain to up-and-coming Avatar Korra the importance of shipping, good background music, and the Transitive Property of Awesome. Fourth-wall cracking. One-shot, silly.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete32. The Last Level reviewsEveryone meets Death eventually - Mal Cobb wasn't expecting to meet him quite so soon. A Discworld/Inception Crossover.Crossover - Discworld & Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-10 - Death & Mal - Complete33. Thirteen Things You Didn't Know about Obliviators reviewsAn informative list of facts, trivia, and brief history of the Magical Law Enforcement officials charged with Modifying the memories of Muggles - also known as, the Obliviators. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-10 - Complete34. Quoth the River reviewsA poignant, honest moment on-board Serenity between River and Zoe. Post-Movie. One-Shot.Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-10 - Zoe W. & River - Complete35. Eleven Facts About the Ollivander Family reviewsA short list of trivia, hearsay, and notes about the famous family of wandmakers - Ollivander.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete36. Azula and her Daughter » reviewsAzula escapes from the mental facility on Ember Island, and finds a window to another world. She goes through it thoughtlessly, and finds herself in the world we know as Lyra's England, a world of daemons and witches and the all-powerful Magisterium.Crossover - His Dark Materials & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 8-24-10 - Marisa C. & Azula - Complete37. Marisa and her Mother reviewsMarisa Coulter reminisces about her mother - beautiful, terrifying, and completely alien... a woman with no daemon... Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation. A HDM/AtLA crossover. One-shot.Crossover - His Dark Materials & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-10 - Marisa C. & Azula - Complete38. Of Fans and Face Paint reviewsAvatar Kyoshi, in her own words, answers the question of why she wears her distinctive face paint. If all the world's a stage, then the Avatar is just another mask. Genfic, one-shot.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-10 - Complete39. The Healer's Memories reviewsYugoda, healer of the Northern Water Tribe, remembers the friendship, courtship, and separation of her two now-distant friends: Pakku the Waterbender, and Kanna the brave. A Pakkanna story. One-shot.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-10 - Pakku & Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete40. The Story of Princess Agitha's Ball reviewsSummary: From its invitations to the thank-you notes, a collection of little moments relating to how Princess Agitha - with some help from Link, Telma's gang, and Princess Zelda herself - hosted her ball. Hints of Midlink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-10 - Agitha & Link - Complete41. Of Tea and Shadow Insects: Agitha's Adventure reviewsAgitha, Princess of Bugs, has adopted a Shadow Insect, terror of the Twilight, and dubbed him "Ringo." Has she taken on more than she can handle? It's up to the colorful citizens of Castle Town - Telma, Shad, Fanadi, and the rest - to help out.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-11-10 - Agitha & Telma - Complete42. Home Away From Home reviewsIn East Clock Town, Link is suddenly brought in for lunch at the Stock Pot Inn, to make new friends and get a moment to breathe. Majora's Mask. Slight Link/Malon hints. One-shot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-10 - Link & Anju - Complete43. The Incredible Team » reviewsWho assembled the nine mercenaries? Someone with a disregard for human life, an eye for team building, and someone with an aversion to superpowers... The answer? Buddy Pine, eccentric billionaire, also known as... Syndrome. X-over: The Incredibles/TF2.Crossover - Incredibles & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-20-10 - Published: 11-14-09 - Complete44. First Impressions reviewsTwilight Princess. When and how did Zelda and Midna first meet? How did Midna introduce herself, let alone win Zelda's trust? What sort of conversation would two exiled princesses share?Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-09 - Zelda & Midna - Complete45. A Wedding at the End of the World reviewsWe know the journey that Link and Kafei took to meet Anju in the inn on the night of the Third Day - but what was Anju's journey? From 'The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.' Anju/Kafei.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-09 - Anju & Kafei - Complete46. Catalyst, or, the Ghost Princess reviewsAfter the Lanayru Spirit is restored, Zant pays Zelda a visit in her room, causing a terrifying catalyst that sets the later events of "Twilight Princess" in motion. Sequel to "First Impressions."Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - Zelda & Zant - Complete47. The Queen's Farewell reviewsWho passed on Queen Rutelia's farewell to her son Ralis? Link certainly didn't. Was it Midna? And what reason would she have to sympathize with an orphaned Zora? Midna has a flashback.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-09 - Midna & Ralis - Complete48. Waterlogged reviewsTwilight Princess/Majora's Mask. When Zora's Domain thaws out, Link has an unexpected flashback to a time long ago and far away...Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-09 - Link & Happy Mask Salesman - Complete49. No More Cakes and Ale reviewsChell is surprised to learn that GLaDOS is equipped with the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, in addition to deadly neurotoxin. Nothing like some classic literature to help your test subject relax.Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete50. Mara: The First Avatar reviewsA collection of facts, tradition, and dramatizations on the life of Mara of the Water Tribe, the first of the Avatars.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete51. Visit to Ordon: A Lunchtime Story reviewsEven a hero needs to eat. Link and Midna take a detour to visit his old stomping grounds.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-09 - Link & Midna - Complete