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since: 07-29-09, id: 2027572, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
country: France
Author has written 51 stories for Legend of Zelda, Avatar: Last Airbender, Portal, Incredibles, His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Firefly, Discworld, Hellboy, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Inception, Juno, Tangled, Sailor Moon, Order of the Stick, Team Fortress 2, Lackadaisy, Charles Dickens, Hunger Games, Princess Bride, Temeraire, Good Omens, Legend of Korra, and Sherlock.

I am an aspiring writer and ex-student, writing to please myself. My western Zodiac sign is Sagittarius, for Chinese, the Earth Snake, my Meyers-Briggs type is INTJ and my enneagram personality is 4. My favorite color is purple.

I am fond of romance and humor, and have a weakness for crossovers, which is why you'll see such unlikely combinations on my page. I also enjoy visiting my Favorites tab and simply gloating.

Thank you for reading!

December 27,

The Aperture Games is off of its hiatus, but updates will be slower in the future. I'm determined to give my readers the best story that I can. Meanwhile, enjoy my new ongoing stories -- Telegram and The Silent Tribute, and, as always, feel free to leave reviews!

I would like to wish all of my readers and visitors a very Happy New Year!


1. The Aperture Games » reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,015 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 3-9-12 - Chell & Katniss E.
2. The Silent Tribute » reviews
A story in drabbles, focused on a Hunger Games tribute who, stubbornly, refuses to ever speak a word.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 12-8-12 - Chell
3. Telegram » reviews
After breaking up with Lin, Tenzin has declared he has no intention of starting a family. Now Aang is getting worried... equipped with a lot of tea and an inquiring mind, he's out to find some answers. Complete!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,735 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 12-8-12 - Aang - Complete
4. Asking For Trouble » reviews
How Percy met Audrey - a Muggle chick who seems his opposite in every way, and who insists on asking him out for tea every chance she gets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-15-13 - Published: 11-26-11 - Percy W. & Audrey W.
5. Dragon Surgeon reviews
AU, set pre-World War II. "There's a dragon up in Edinburgh... claims he's shell-shocked." Sherlock Holmes, bullied into becoming a spy, takes on an unusual puzzle, and maybe gains a partner in the bargain. One-shot.
Crossover - Temeraire & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-13 - Sherlock H. - Complete
6. Four Hush-Hush Incidents » reviews
Four ways that Aziraphale and Crowley affected the events of 'The Princess Bride,' involving one book, one pirate, a little chocolate, and four white horses...
Crossover - Princess Bride & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-12 - Published: 9-27-12 - Complete
7. The Ollivanders at War » reviews
Sequel to 'The Ollivander Children.' Imprisoned, kidnapped, separated, Calliope, Mark, & Linus fight for their freedom. But what awaits them outside the walls, and among themselves? Memory, amnesia, madness, prejudice, & love intertwine. Set during HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,754 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 4-6-11 - Ollivander - Complete
8. Our Daily Bread reviews
Every district of Panem has a unique bread to call its own. And they each mean something different. One-shot, complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-8-12 - Complete
9. Mine Are the Words » reviews
Foxface, real name Renata, carried poetry into the arena as her weapons, the words of illegal books. These are her words in three stages.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 1-7-12 - Foxface - Complete
10. The Year with the Bombs reviews
District 12's first Victor tells about his Hunger Games, the Tenth - casually called, "The one with all the bombs."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-11 - Complete
11. Heaven and Earth reviews
Haymitch reflects on the women in his life.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-11 - Haymitch A. - Complete
12. The Pureblooded Game reviews
Every war needs an anthem. But in his seventh year, Seamus Finnigan takes issue with the not-so-original song being sung by the blood purists on campus. One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-11 - Seamus F. - Complete
13. Janet! Dragons! reviews
No donkeys OR dragons on the green! David Copperfield shares an anecdote of his household meeting two aviators and one literate dragon after the Battle of Dover. Squabbles, storytelling, a little romance, and gingerbread result. One-shot. Complete.
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-11 - Complete
14. Singing In the Wilderness
After the end of 'Portal 2,' Chell has one last run-in with the works of William Shakespeare. Follow-up to "Is There Cake in Demark" and "No More Cakes and Ale." One-shot. Now with double the classic poetry!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Published: 8-27-11 - Chell & Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
15. Is There Cake In Denmark? reviews
Follow-up to "No More Cakes and Ale." Chell finds a copy of 'The Tragedy of Hamlet,' reads, and ruminates, finding she and the Prince have a thing or two in common. Set during the first game. One-shot. Complete.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-11 - Chell - Complete
16. Mata Hari and the Tycoon reviews
A diamond ring on the table - Atlas has proposed to Mitzi. What will she think, and what will they say, before she answers? Pre-canon, Atlas/Mitzi Obviously . One-shot.
Lackadaisy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-11 - Mitzi M. & Atlas M. - Complete
17. For the Love of a Quote reviews
The Soldier realizes his knowledge of military quotation is not as thorough as he thought...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-24-11 - Soldier - Complete
18. Here We Are reviews
Camping out in the desert, Haley seeks V out for a little talk. Nothing too grim, just to see why V's been acting so odd lately, from one secret-keeper to another. Elan serenades in the background. Genfic, one-shot, complete.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-11 - Haley S. & Vaarsuvius - Complete
19. The Cold and the Cunning reviews
Tiffany Aching asks Granny Weatherwax about how she defeated the Cunning Man, and gets an insight into Granny's past. One-shot. Complete. Set post-ISWM.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-11 - GrannyWeatherwax & Tiffany A. - Complete
20. Sailor Miranda reviews
A new bracelet, cryptic comments about a cat, and a girl with dumplings in her hair... is River being her normal self, or is Simon right to suspect something otherworldly? X-over. Post-Movie. S/K, Complete.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-11 - Simon - Complete
21. A Kiss At the End »
It's Christmas Eve, and Ariadne is catching up with her cousin Juno - until an unexpected visit from Arthur turns their shopping trip into an impromptu dream heist. Sequel to 'More Precious Than a Pot of Gold.' Features 'Little Miss Sunshine.' Complete.
Crossover - Juno & Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,059 - Updated: 2-26-11 - Published: 2-19-11 - Juno M. & Ariadne - Complete
22. And He's Running Still reviews
A little boy named Mal is told an Aesop's fable by his mother... and then as a young man Mal puts the lesson to use. One-shot, genfic, complete, rated for slight language.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-11 - Mal - Complete
23. The Ollivander Children » reviews
After Mr. Ollivander is kidnapped, his grand-niece, Calliope, finds herself, her brother, and a Muggle friend tangled between the Ministry, the Death Eaters, the Order, and a tragedy from her family's past. Set during HBP. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,176 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 9-4-10 - Ollivander & N. Tonks - Complete
24. Create a Sending, Name a Child reviews
A poignant moment between Sabriel's mother and father, as they discuss their future, and her mother creates something that can help her child, even in Death. Takes place pre-Sabriel; one-shot.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-11 - the Abhorsen - Complete
25. What To Name Your Baby Demon Hellspawn reviews
Post "Golden Army." In the parking lot of a Baskin-Robbins, Abe, Liz, John, and, of course, Hellboy debate what to name the impending youngsters. One-shot, genfic, light and fluffy.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-11 - John Myers & Liz S. - Complete
26. The Queen's Song reviews
Mother Goethel isn't the only one singing to restore what was lost... a quiet moment with the Queen as she releases the lantern, alone. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-8-11 - The Queen - Complete
27. More Precious Than a Pot of Gold reviews
Ariadne has never gotten on with her cousin Juno, but it turns out that this year, with a little music, they may have more in common than they'd ever thought. One-shot. Rated for slight language.
Crossover - Juno & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-10 - Juno M. & Ariadne - Complete
28. The Widening Gyre reviews
A look into Mal's insanity - untraceable, undeniable - in the time leading up to her death. Everything begins to spin... One-shot. Complete.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-10 - Mal - Complete
29. The King's Final Journey reviews
It is time for King Touchstone I to voyage on the river of death... but he shall not be going alone.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Touchstone & Kerrigor/Rogirek - Complete
30. Something Like Home reviews
When Liz calls John Myers out of the blue, he realizes he's got to find someplace between heaven and hell to house a very strange and quickly growing family. A man-to-man talk with Hellboy will test anyone's mettle. One-shot. Film continuity.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-10 - Hellboy & John Myers - Complete
31. Kyoshi Explains It All With Yangchen! reviews
A short story in which Kyoshi and Yangchen, over tea, explain to up-and-coming Avatar Korra the importance of shipping, good background music, and the Transitive Property of Awesome. Fourth-wall cracking. One-shot, silly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete
32. The Last Level reviews
Everyone meets Death eventually - Mal Cobb wasn't expecting to meet him quite so soon. A Discworld/Inception Crossover.
Crossover - Discworld & Inception - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-27-10 - Death & Mal - Complete
33. Thirteen Things You Didn't Know about Obliviators reviews
An informative list of facts, trivia, and brief history of the Magical Law Enforcement officials charged with Modifying the memories of Muggles - also known as, the Obliviators. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-10 - Complete
34. Quoth the River reviews
A poignant, honest moment on-board Serenity between River and Zoe. Post-Movie. One-Shot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-10 - Zoe W. & River - Complete
35. Eleven Facts About the Ollivander Family reviews
A short list of trivia, hearsay, and notes about the famous family of wandmakers - Ollivander.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete
36. Azula and her Daughter » reviews
Azula escapes from the mental facility on Ember Island, and finds a window to another world. She goes through it thoughtlessly, and finds herself in the world we know as Lyra's England, a world of daemons and witches and the all-powerful Magisterium.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-2-10 - Published: 8-24-10 - Marisa C. & Azula - Complete
37. Marisa and her Mother reviews
Marisa Coulter reminisces about her mother - beautiful, terrifying, and completely alien... a woman with no daemon... Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation. A HDM/AtLA crossover. One-shot.
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-10 - Marisa C. & Azula - Complete
38. Of Fans and Face Paint reviews
Avatar Kyoshi, in her own words, answers the question of why she wears her distinctive face paint. If all the world's a stage, then the Avatar is just another mask. Genfic, one-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-10 - Complete
39. The Healer's Memories reviews
Yugoda, healer of the Northern Water Tribe, remembers the friendship, courtship, and separation of her two now-distant friends: Pakku the Waterbender, and Kanna the brave. A Pakkanna story. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-10 - Pakku & Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete
40. The Story of Princess Agitha's Ball reviews
Summary: From its invitations to the thank-you notes, a collection of little moments relating to how Princess Agitha - with some help from Link, Telma's gang, and Princess Zelda herself - hosted her ball. Hints of Midlink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-9-10 - Agitha & Link - Complete
41. Of Tea and Shadow Insects: Agitha's Adventure reviews
Agitha, Princess of Bugs, has adopted a Shadow Insect, terror of the Twilight, and dubbed him "Ringo." Has she taken on more than she can handle? It's up to the colorful citizens of Castle Town - Telma, Shad, Fanadi, and the rest - to help out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-11-10 - Agitha & Telma - Complete
42. Home Away From Home reviews
In East Clock Town, Link is suddenly brought in for lunch at the Stock Pot Inn, to make new friends and get a moment to breathe. Majora's Mask. Slight Link/Malon hints. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-13-10 - Link & Anju - Complete
43. The Incredible Team » reviews
Who assembled the nine mercenaries? Someone with a disregard for human life, an eye for team building, and someone with an aversion to superpowers... The answer? Buddy Pine, eccentric billionaire, also known as... Syndrome. X-over: The Incredibles/TF2.
Crossover - Incredibles & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-20-10 - Published: 11-14-09 - Complete
44. First Impressions reviews
Twilight Princess. When and how did Zelda and Midna first meet? How did Midna introduce herself, let alone win Zelda's trust? What sort of conversation would two exiled princesses share?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-09 - Zelda & Midna - Complete
45. A Wedding at the End of the World reviews
We know the journey that Link and Kafei took to meet Anju in the inn on the night of the Third Day - but what was Anju's journey? From 'The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.' Anju/Kafei.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-11-09 - Anju & Kafei - Complete
46. Catalyst, or, the Ghost Princess reviews
After the Lanayru Spirit is restored, Zant pays Zelda a visit in her room, causing a terrifying catalyst that sets the later events of "Twilight Princess" in motion. Sequel to "First Impressions."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - Zelda & Zant - Complete
47. The Queen's Farewell reviews
Who passed on Queen Rutelia's farewell to her son Ralis? Link certainly didn't. Was it Midna? And what reason would she have to sympathize with an orphaned Zora? Midna has a flashback.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-09 - Midna & Ralis - Complete
48. Waterlogged reviews
Twilight Princess/Majora's Mask. When Zora's Domain thaws out, Link has an unexpected flashback to a time long ago and far away...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-15-09 - Link & Happy Mask Salesman - Complete
49. No More Cakes and Ale reviews
Chell is surprised to learn that GLaDOS is equipped with the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, in addition to deadly neurotoxin. Nothing like some classic literature to help your test subject relax.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete
50. Mara: The First Avatar reviews
A collection of facts, tradition, and dramatizations on the life of Mara of the Water Tribe, the first of the Avatars.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete
51. Visit to Ordon: A Lunchtime Story reviews
Even a hero needs to eat. Link and Midna take a detour to visit his old stomping grounds.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-09 - Link & Midna - Complete