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Hello ladies and gentlefish! I'm (quite obviously *brick'd*) peaches2217, but you may call me Peaches (or Darby if you know me IRL). Just a few quick facts about me: I love Vocaloid, Pucca, and Harvest Moon, I'm learning Japanese (so I might try to use some in my Vocaloid fanfics), French, and Spanish, I have an odd obsession with pandas, and the only reason I like Valentine's Day is because of all of the candy hearts.

Now that that's out of the way, how about some relatively relative information?

CURRENT FAVORITE PAIRINGS (because Heaven forbid we leave that out:)

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash

Applejack/Rarity

Celestia/Discord (probably the one straight pairing I ship from this show...)

Braeburn/Everypony

Derpy/Dr. Hooves (wait, make that 2 straight pairings.)

Applebloom/Zecora (in a platonic, little-kid-with-a-crush kinda way)

Twilight/Pinkie Pie

Twilight/Trixie

Pinkie Pie/Rainbow Dash

Spike/Rarity (same way as AB/Zecora)

Vocaloid:

Gakupo/Luka

Kaito/Meiko

Rin/Len (coughwinsestcough)

Miku/Gumi (can you say Yuri OTP?)

Haku/Neru

Gumi/Len (not as much as RinLen or GuMiku, but still cute o)

Kiyoteru/Iroha

Kiyoteru/Yuki (not in a pedophiliac way, more like the average "little-girl-with-a-crush-on-the-coolest-teacher-ever" sorta thing... So obviously one-sided)

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob/Sandy

Patrick/Mindy

Mr. Krabs/Mrs. Puff (don't judge me)

Squidward/Clarry (Whaaaaat? I have a fairly intimate relationship with my clarinet too. I see no problem.)

Madagascar/Penguins of Madagascar

Melman/Gloria

Alex/Gia

King Julien/Sonya (not in a serious way, but hey, it's adorable in M3)

Marty/Stefano (Slightly. SLIGHTLY.)

Skipper/King Julien

Skipper/Marlene (but mostly Skipper/Julien)

Kowalski/Marlene

Kowalski/Rico

Pucca Funny Love

Pucca/Garu

Abyo/Ching

Tobe/Chief

Pucca/Tobe

Ssoso/Ching (Crack pairings for the win.)

Romeo and Juliet

Romeo/Tybalt

Juliet/Nurse/Lady Capulet

VeggieTales (don't judge me, I love that show)

Larry/Petunia (IT'S ADORABLE.)

Junior/Annie (IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS ADORABLE.)

More to come!

STORIES THAT I PLAN TO WRITE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE IF MY AP TEACHERS WILL STOP GIVING ME SO MUCH DANG HOMEWORK:

TBN - To Be Named (I'm... Not the best at coming up with names)
Names and Ratings Subject to Change

MLP:FiM FANFICTION:

TBN - So, tonight's a special night. It's the night that Rarity and Applejack are going to have their first date, Rainbow Dash is gonna pop the question to Fluttershy, and Pinkie's gonna admit to Twilight that she likes her more than MMMM. This could either be wonderful or disastrous. And I think we all know just which direction it's gonna go. [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Humor/Romance. Fluttershy/Rainbow Dash, Applejack/Rarity, Pinkie Pie/Twilight. Rated K.]

Ninakupenda - "Ah dunno, Miss Zecora," the young filly shrugged as she trotted nonchalantly past the stunned zebra. "Just figured Ah'd get that off mah chest." [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Friendship/Romance. Platonic Zecora/Applebloom. Oneshot. Rated K.]

Femme Fatales - Even before her banishment, Celestia kept many secrets from her younger sister. Besides, why should her innocent little mind be plagued with the intimate details of the elder's rebellious teens? Unfortunately, at least one pony (or, rather, draconequus) can think of a few reasons she'd like to know... [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Humor/Friendship. Referenced Celestia/Discord, sliiiiiiiight one-sided Discord/Luna. Rated T.]

PUCCA FANFICTION:

But Friendship is Forever, Right?- There had to be a reason behind Tobe's conversion to an evil villain. And there's no way he was just born with that scar between his eyes... [Pucca Funny Love. Friendship/Angst. Tobe/Garu. Rated K.]

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Pucca Pucca Ni Shite Ageru - A parody of Hatsune Miku's famous song "Miku Miku ni Shite Ageru" - as would be sung by Pucca if she could actually speak. But she can't. So... For the time being, let's just pretend that she can so we can go on with our happy lives! :D [Pucca Funny Love. Parody/Humor. Referenced Pucca/Garu and Abyo/Ching. Rated K.]

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They Call It Panda Love - Abyo, ever-determined to present Ching with an impressive gift for her 13th birthday, gives her a baby panda. As with most things that Abyo does to impress someone, chaos ensues. [Pucca Funny Love. Humor/Friendship. Abyo/Ching, Pucca/Garu, slight Tobe/Chief. Rated K.]

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VOCALOID FANFICTION:

Aim, Destroy, Run - She was a very skilled assassin, and decent-quality photographs of her such as these were very hard to come across. "Stella", she was called. But as he observed these pictures, his subconscious kept sending off a faint signal in the back of his mind... He had met this woman before, hadn't he? [Vocaloid. Based off of Kagamine Rin and Len's "Karakuri Burst". Suspense/Crime. Rin/Len. Rated T - M (rating pending).]

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Dance, You Fools - A famous pop star and a world-renowned journalist. Inseparable as children. Forced apart as adults. After all, keeping up your reputation is hard enough when you're forced to do as the crowd pleases; who has time to sort through all of those outer layers disguising your true desires? [Vocaloid. Based off of Hatsune Miku and GUMI's "Matryoshka". Drama/Angst. Gumi/Miku, one-sided Kaito/Miku. Rated T.]

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Hinanige - "Why are you running, dear? Don't you see all of the wonderful things I have to offer you? Oh, this isn't because of that one night, is it? I'm sorry, my love, I just couldn't help myself; you see, my desire for you is stronger than your desire to escape." [Vocaloid. Based off of Hatsune Miku and GUMI's "Hina Nige -Escape the Princess-". Suspense/Drama. Seme Miku. One-sided Miku/Gumi, unhappily married Miku/Gakupo. Rated M.]

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Mei-Chan Mei-Chan Mei-Chan Mei-Chan! - "Mei-Chan! Haku's drunk again and she won't put her clothes back on!" "Mei-Chan! Tell Rin to stop selling pictures of me in dresses on the internet!" "Mei-Chan! MEI-CHAN!!" And the worst of Meiko's problems are just beginning. [Vocaloid. Humor/Family. Meiko S, Kaito/Meiko, Gakupo/Luka, slight Neru/Haku, lightly implied Rin/Len. Rated T.]

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Miku's Nighttime Misfortunes - Unbeknownst to her millions of fans, Miku is subjected to frequent nightmares and follow-up panic attacks. Needless to say, nighttime can get to be a very interesting time of day in the Vocaloid house. [Vocaloid. Humor/Family. Miku H. Rated K.]

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Of Alcoholics and Textophiles - It all started when Haku was taken off of government assistance. [Vocaloid. Friendship/Hurt/Comfort. Haku/Neru. Rated T.]

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Our Two Stars - "It's a nice apartment, really, but it's so lonely without you here... On the bright side, there's a balcony just outside the main room. So if I get too lonely at night, all I'll have to do is go out and look for your star. And when I find it, I'll know that you're still thinking about me." [Vocaloid. Based off of GUMI and Hatsune Miku's "Futariboshi". Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Gumi/Miku. Oneshot, maybe twoshot. Rated K.]

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Penalty Game - The twins have made another disastrous potion, and this time, they choose Miku and Gumi as their unwitting test subjects. However, they seem to have miscalculated the expected results of the potion, and before long a fun game of Uno between the girls turns... Well, quite violent. [Vocaloid. Based off of GUMI and Hatsune Miku's "Batsu Geemu". Humor/Family. Gumi/Miku. Rated T.]

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Relaxation - "What's this? My belov-ed is stressed after a long day at work? No worries! Your beau will make your stress and tension dissolve in just--" "I'm not in the mood for sex, Gakupo." "...Huh?" [Vocaloid. Romance/Humor. Gakupo/Luka. Oneshot. Rated M.]

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[TBN Vocaloid Fanfic] - Gakupo's extremely nervous: The new Vocaloid has taken an instant liking to him, and it seems that he must now assume the role of "Big Brother"; and unless you count breaking up fights between the twins, he's never had to do anything like this before. But this green-haired girl with a heart of gold is about to make a major impact on his life... Whether he likes it or not. [Vocaloid. Family/Humor. Big-Brother Gakupo/Little-Sister Gumi, Gakupo/Luka, Kaito/Meiko, other referenced pairings. Rated T.]

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[TBN Vocaloid Fanfic] - With his distant eyes still trained on the wall straight ahead, his bloody fingers gripping the broken glass tighter, he finally managed a whisper, urgent, pleading: "K-kill me..." [Vocaloid. Mystery/Suspense. Miku/Gakupo (not together, just both in the story). Rated T.]

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The Untold Story of the Other Harem Women - In the PV for "Madness of Duke Venomania", it's made clear that the Duke has charmed and seduced many women, yet only four appear in the song itself. Why is that? Perhaps there were some rather unfortunate events that occurred with the other women... [Vocaloid. Humor/Parody. Gakupo/Haku, Gakupo/Teto, Gakupo/Yuki, Gakupo/Len, Neru/Gakupo/Haku, Gakupo/Lily, etc. etc. etc. Rated T.]

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The Unloved Vocaloid Club - Watch out, Miku: It seems that there's a new generation of Vocaloids who are very keen on overthrowing you as number 1. [Vocaloid. Humor/Friendship. Kiyoteru/Iroha, Miki/Piko, other referenced pairings. Rated T.]

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You Promised Me An Eternal Dance - "All it took was a dream. A dream turned into a desire. A desire turned into a need. A need... A need was what made us push each other away." [Vocaloid. Based off of Kagamine Rin and Len's "Adolescence". Rated T - M (rating pending).]

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Yowane Haku and the Case of the Boring Case - As a detective-in-training, the most exciting task Haku's been assigned to so far is settling the dispute on what Miku's cup size really is. Needless to say, she's pretty excited when she's given her first big assignment... Until she realizes that being a detective is really hard work. Goodbye sleep, hello driving off a cliff into a raging river! [Vocaloid. Based off of Yowane Haku's "The Melonchaly of Detective Yowane Haku". Humor/Adventure. Haku/Neru, Rin/Len, Gakupo/Luka, Kaito/Meiko, Miku/Miku (MIKUCEST). Rated T.]