HEADS UP!

Okay. Before I begin, let me tell you something. I ... am a person. Well, that much you pretty much would have figured out already.

(I hope that made sense. =3 Okay, actually, it didn't care it if did X3)

My birthday's in 8th September 1995, so if you know where I live, come stalk me anytime. I'm turning 15 this year – no duh – and ... I don't want to say my gender. I could be a girl, I could be a guy. I could be a hermaphrodite. Wow. That rhymed! I could be straight, heterosexual, gay, dyke, homo, lesbian, whatever. I don't care what you think of me, 'cause it's MY LIFE. So – so back off, homo! =)

My ancestors are Spanish, French, German, Australian ... OMG – Wow! But I barely know their language – besides Australian – so meh. =P

We all came from the homosapiens. I? I was am different. I came from the ... heterosapiens. HA! You all are gays! =P Anyways ...

I speak, spell and write American-ish, but I think and (occasionally) speak British ... ish. =)

Okay, okay; I'm a Japanese-looking, British/American-speaking Filipino who migrated to Singapore. ... Now did that make sense? =3

... No? =(

God, you're an idiot. >=(

That means ... I ... am a Filipino ... who migrated to Singapore (a very small country you would never have heard of) since I was 2 years old ... and I look a tad bit like a Japanese ... and I am very fluent in English ... both British and American slang. =) Yes, I understand that I said I'm fluent in English. =/ Well that means I have forgotten my native tongue so TE-NE!

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... God – I LOVE the "Enter" key!

I don't know why ... Is that normal?

Okay, enough about my abnormalities, how about my ... biography(?) if you can call it.

OKAY! Let's get it started!

LIKES (ANIME, COLORS, FOOD, SONGS, BANDS, MOVIES, COUNTRIES, PAIRINGS):

- Anime: Okay, I like Death Note, Bleach, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Otomen, Junjou Romantica, Ouran High School Host Club, Digimon, Pokémon, Vampire Knight ... And that's all I remember. I am such a useless person ... -_-

- Colors: Black, blue, red, white ... That's pretty much it. The other colors grosses me out. =) Pink, yellow, orange; too bright. Brown, green; pretty much gross already. Gray; too dull – never mind.

- Food: Candies / Sweets – whatever you want it to be. I despise bitter, I detest sour, and I most absolutely loathe salty! XP

- Songs: English: A Public Affair, A Thousand Miles, All About Us, Apologize, Bad Boy, Bed Of Roses, Bitches (LOVE IT), Bleeding Love (Jesse McCartney), Buy U A Drank, Bring Me To Life, Broken Strings, Brothers On A Hotel Bed (LOVE IT), By Myself, Can't Help Falling In Love, Can't Stop The Rain, Cave in (LOVE IT), Christmas List (LOVE IT), Complicated, Contagious, Crawling, Crazy, Dani California (LOVE IT), Dirty Little Secret (LOVE IT), Disturbia, Do It Well, Don't Lie, Everytime We Touch (LOVE IT), Evacuate The Dance Floor, Everything You Want, Fall For You (LOVE IT), Fight Back (LOVE IT), Fireflies (LOVE IT), Forgotten (LOVE IT), Generation (LOVE IT), Gives You Hell, Glamorous, Hate That I Love You (LOVE IT), He Said, She Said, Headstrong, Heaven Is A Place On Earth (Ashley Tisdale), Hot, I Could Be The One, I Wish, I'm Just A Kid, I'm Still Here (LOVE IT), I'm With You, If We Were A Movie (LOVE IT), In The End, Innocence, It Ends Tonight (LOVE IT), Jenny (LOVE IT), Just So You Know (LOVE IT), Just Stand Up (LOVE IT), Keep Holding On, Kill The Rock (LOVE IT), Kiss The Girl (Ashley Tisdale) (LOVE IT), Leave Out All The Rest (LOVE IT), Let The Bodies Hit The Floor (LOVE IT), Life Is A Highway (LOVE IT), Lips Of An Angel (LOVE IT), Lovefool, Make Some Noise, Malchik Gay, Merry Frickin' Christmas (LOVE IT), Miracle, Move Along, My Happy Ending, My Immortal (LOVE IT), My Paper Heart (LOVE IT), No More Sorrow (LOVE IT), Numb (LOVE IT), One In A Million (LOVE IT), One Of Those Girls, One Step At A Time, One Step Closer (LOVE IT), Perfect (LOVE IT), Perfect World (LOVE IT), Place For My Head (LOVE IT), Points Of Authority (LOVE IT), Puppet (LOVE IT), Right Round (LOVE IT), Runaway, Same Girl, Save You, Say (All I Need), Say Okay (LOVE IT), Sexy Back (XD), Shut Me Up (LOVE IT), Shut Up, Sk8er Boi, Slipped Away (LOVE IT), Somewhere I Belong (LOVE IT), Stickwitu (LOVE IT), Technicolor Phase (LOVE IT), The Best Damn Thing, The Second Star To The Right (LOVE IT), This Is The Life, Told You So (LOVE IT), True Friend, Valentine's Day (LOVE IT), Wake Up America (LOVE IT), We Ride (LOVE IT), Welcome To My Life (LOVE IT), What Hurts The Most (Cascada) (LOVE IT), What I've Done (LOVE IT), When I'm Gone (LOVE IT), When You're Gone, Who Said, Your Guardian Angel (LOVE IT), Your Love Is A Lie (LOVE IT)

Japanese: Always (LOVE IT), Baby Baby (LOVE IT), Bringing You Love (LOVE IT), Closer, Doushite Kimi O Suki Ni Natte Shimatte N Darou, Emotion, Every Heart, Follow Me, Gara Gara Go (LOVE IT), Koe Wo Kikasete, Love Club (FAVE SONG), My Heaven (LOVE IT), Ride On, Stay, Survivor, Top Of The World (LOVE IT), What's Up, People?, Zetsubou Billy (LOVE IT)

Korean: 1 Year Station, Always (Korean), Always (English) (LOVE IT), Big Boy, Butterfly, Breathe (LOVE IT), Cotton Candy, Crazy Dog, Dirty Cash (LOVE IT), Fire, Foolish Love (LOVE IT), Forever With You, Goodbye Baby, Gossip Man, Haru Haru, Heartbreaker, Heaven, Hello (LOVE IT), How Gee, I Don't Care, I Don't Care (Unplugged), I Don't Care (R&B), Intro (Everybody Scream) (LOVE IT), Korean Dream, Let's Go Party (LOVE IT), Lies, Lollipop (LOVE IT), Lollipop Part 2 (LOVE IT), Majimak Insa, Next Day, Oh Ah Oh (LOVE IT), Please Don't Go, Shake It, She Can't Get Enough, So Fresh, So Cool, Sparkling Sparkling (Banjjak Banjjak) (LOVE IT), Strong Baby (LOVE IT), Pretty Boy, Stay Together, Sunset Glow (LOVE IT), Take A Bow, The Leaders, This Love (LOVE IT), Try Smiling, Try To Copy Me, We Belong Together (2NE1 Male) (DAMN FUNNY), We Belong Together (ULTIMATE FAVE), With U (LOVE IT), Wonderful (LOVE IT), You And I

- Bands: English: Linkin Park, The All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, Mindless Self Indulgence, Owl City =) (No girl bands =D)

Korean: Pretty simple. Big Bang ... and 2NE1 ;)

- Order of favorite people in both bands:

Big Bang = G-Dragon, Daesung, T.O.P, Seungri, Taeyang

2NE1 = Bom, CL, Minzy, Dara (OK, just because I'm from the Philippines and she's a singer there doesn't mean I actually HAVE to LIKE HER, now do I? 'Friends' hate me now just because I don't like her. Damn bastards ... They should all go DIE.)

Japanese: ONE only. Maximum The Hormone.

- Movies: Death Note 1 - 3, Harry Potter 1 - 6, 2012, Friday The 13th, The Ring, The Grudge, Scary Movie 1 - 4, Epic Movie ... Yerps. That's all.

- Countries: IN ORDER! Japan, Korea, Great Britain, France, Philippines, Australia, Germany, U.S.A! And that's all =) OH YEAH! ... And Spain. ;)

- Pairings: Death Note: LxLight, LxMisa + BeyondxL + MattxNear + MelloxNear = OHHH YEAH ...

Naruto: NarutoxHinata (NaruHina) + SasukexNaruto (SasuNaru) + SasukexIno (SasuIno) + GaaraxHinata (GaaHina) + SasukexHinata (SasuHina) + that bitch!Sakura dead & never existed = HEAVEN (Psst. I don't know why I hate Suck-ura. So if you hate me strongly because of that, then you have no life. And get the hell outta my profile)

Bleach: IchigoxOrihime (IchiHime), UlquiorraxOrihime (UlquiHime), HitsugayaxHinamori (HitsuHina)~!! w00t! THAT'S IT! XD

Junjou Romantica: NowakixHiroki ONLY!! (Soooooooooooooooo~ cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute~!!) XD

OHSHC (Ouran High School Host Club): HikaruxKaoru + KyouyaxKaoru + TamakixKyouya + Haruhi never existed = HAWT

Fruits Basket & Otomen: NONE

Digimon: YamatoxMimi (Mimato) + TakeruxHikari (Takari) + No Sora in the way = SO CUTE!

Pokémon: AshxMisty ONLY!! XD

Vampire Knight: KanamexZero + ShikixTakuma + Lots of Yaoi obsessed!fangirls who don't scream so much they will hurt my ears = SO SEXY!

None Anime~

Harry Potter: HarryxHermione + DracoxGinny + RonxLavender = FLUFF

A:TLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender): AangxToph (Taang) + SokkaxToph (Tokka) + ZukoxToph (Toko) + SokkaxZuko (Sokko) + Katara growing old with nobody = AW, HELL YEAH!

Okay, so I pretty much have a sort of ... hatred (?) for MOST lead girls. Emphasis on the MOST. I don't know why. Maybe because ... I don't like girls that much? Nah. I don't not like my sister. So, why?

DISLIKES (MEH – PRETTY MUCH THE SAME ATTRIBUTES AS ABOVE): Oh come on! Do you really think that I would like it if I list out all my dislikes? Honestly! You people aren't thinking straight!

HOBBIES: Drawing , playing internet, Wii, X-box, PSP, guitar, cellphone ... Yeah. Writing (stories) and dancing. (Whoo! Yeah baby!)

And that's about it!

And as Albert Einstein once said: "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

In my standards, it means ... "Work, play, and leave me the hell alone =)"

NOW ... What ... is ... my gender?

I may be a girl ... (very likely due to all the things girls like to put =3) ... I may be a guy ... (a guy who so happens to write emoticons and be in love with Yaoi sometimes ... but I'm a straight guy) ... Whoops. I just told my gender.

OR DID I?

(Random person): Did you?

No. =D

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

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If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!

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If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile.

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When life gives you lemons ... MAKE YAOI!

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You're jealous 'cause the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

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No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

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It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol ... put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead.

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony ...

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

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If you don't believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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What Kisses Mean

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Hey there, cutie

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine ...

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

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Repost if you think homophobia is wrong.

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allow to even visit the l I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am a person who told my dad I was a lesbian and he went and disowned me.

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If you think homophobia is wrong then post this on your profile and show that you are against it. Thank you.