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| rubydesires |
Author has written 62 stories for Beetlejuice, Hollows, Kim Harrison, Psych, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sanctuary, Star Trek: 2009, Danny Phantom, Supernatural, Thor, Sherlock, and Avengers. A wee bit of info about yours truly . . . I'm a 21 year old chick with an Associates Degree in Science and will be getting my Bachelors in Biology in 2012 (assuming we all haven't died yet from the zombie apocolyps). I am addicted to music and have an obsession with showers, pineapples (and kiwis and strawberries and cherries, but that's neither here nor there), eyes, love, and death. I like writing angst. I like writing romance. That's why most of my stuff is angsty romance. I write slash. I write crazy shit. You have been warned. xD I have an account on deviantART. woobie331.deviantart.com My current show obssesions include Psych, Kim Harrison's Hollows series, Sgt. Frog, Star Trek (TSO and JJ's version). I love Beetlejuice as well, but I've kind of drifted. :( I will, however, finish those stories. Eventually. I come up with original characters for everything I write. It helps me develop the plots. Mostly it's because I need someone to help the main character figure out what the hell is going on inside their hearts. Hmmm, pairings that I less-than-three: (ones I've written for here on FF.net, ones I've written for but haven't gotten to FF.net yet.) Beetlejuice/Lydia Sylar/Claire Valentine/Helena Grim/Mandy (don't give me that look.) Jack Sparrow/Ariel Algaliarept/Rachel Giroro/Natsumi Shawn/Lassiter Giles/Buffy, Spike/Xander, Giles/Spike/Xander McCoy/Kirk/Spock That's all I can think of a the moment. REMEMBER WHEN ... Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days... ('90 and damn proud of it) | |||||||
1. Kneel » reviewsIn which Thor kneels before Loki. Don't like the Thorki smut? Then don't read this. Do like it? Sally forth and read the smut. And another chapter, by popular demand...Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-27-12 - Published: 5-29-12 - Loki & Thor2. Fading Light reviewsIt's the Fourth of July and Steve is watching the fireworks, alone, when a certain agent pops up.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete3. Captain Antarctica reviewsTony asks Steve to come to the lab because he has a present of sorts. Stony fluff. -in game preview voice- Rated T for suggestive content.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete4. Cards reviewsIn which Steve finds out Phil isn't dead.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-26-12 - Agent Phil Coulson & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete5. Yours Always » reviewsThor has left Asgard for reasons unknown. Loki finds out his brother needs him and travels to Earth. Where he meets Aaron. Yes, this is Thor/Loki.Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-22-12 - Published: 1-11-12 - Loki & Thor6. Stillness and Silence reviewsAll Sherlock has left is the stillness and silence. Johnlock angst ! :DSherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete7. Leather Pants reviewsKirk finds Spock wearing leather pants...yeah.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-12 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete8. Alone on Christmas Eve reviewsLassiter expects to have another Christmas Eve alone...but suddenly there's a Shawn...with a bow. Whumped!LassiePsych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete9. Perfect Moment reviewsLassiter has found a perfect moment and nothing else matters.Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete10. Three Winchesters and a Sun Devil reviewsWalk into a bar in Mexico. This is a crack!fic, plain and simple.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete11. Spanish Lullaby » reviewsWhen Beetlejuice meets a beaten teenage boy, he decides to stay with him and keep him safe. crappy summary is crappyBeetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-23-11 - Published: 9-9-1112. A Little Too Much reviewsShawn thought Lassie forgot. Silly Shawn.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete13. To Catch a Falling Star » reviewsLydia has been taken away from Beetlejuice as punishment. Understandably, he's not in a very good place. Years later, he meets a girl who is also slipping down into madness. Can they help each other?Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-2-11 - Beetlejuice14. Actions reviewsShawn has been in a terrible accident, and things aren't looking good. Lassiter has his final chance to tell him how he feels.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-2-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete15. Shoot Out at the OK Corral » reviewsLassie's a man on the run. Shawn finds him. The plan is to convice him to come back. Unfortunately, another murder gets in the way. Shassie, sequel to I Did It For You.Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 4-21-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S.16. Let Me Be Your Hero reviewsLassiter is surprised to see Shawn, hit and bleeding, at his door and takes care of himPsych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete17. As Long As You're There reviewsDanny has developed feelings for a certain billionaire and decides to tell him. Vlad/Danny slash! One-shotDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-5-11 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete18. Shattered reviewsShawn's with Juliet, so why is he kissing Lassiter?Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-29-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S.19. The Matchmaker » reviewsIt doesn't take a psychic to see love is in the air, but with one of the players in so much denile, even the little crocodile is afraid to wash his golden scales. Looks like it'll take a psychic for them to see the truth. And solve a murder. Shassie!Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-19-11 - Published: 8-30-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete20. Daydream reviewsLassie has a daydream. Shassie smut ahoy!Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-18-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete21. I Did It For You » reviewsLassie's gone and done a bad bad thing...Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-14-11 - Published: 4-11-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete22. Pineapple Kisses reviewsShawn wants something from his favorite detective and decides to do it Little Mermaid style.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-6-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete23. The Playground Rules for Crushes reviewsShawn thinks Lassiter hates him. Lassiter thought how he felt was obvious.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-30-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete24. Inside Your Soul » reviewsLassie's acting a little strange and he seems to know an awful lot about the vic.Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-24-11 - Published: 3-21-11 - Shawn S. & Carlton L.25. Only Just A Dream reviewsLassiter loves his life. And then he wakes up.Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-17-11 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete26. To Heal A Shattered Heart reviewsWhen Alex loses Erissa, Lassie's there to help her through it.Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-17-11 - Carlton L. - Complete27. Bridging Perceptions reviews"Even the most deadly things can be beautiful, Doctor McCoy." "I'll remember that the moment before my body gets cooked."Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-11 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete28. Shawn Gets Creamed reviewsIn more ways than one. Shassie smut. First attempt.Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-22-11 - Shawn S. & Carlton L. - Complete29. Love Locks reviewsIt's Valentine's Day and Henry wants to do something for Ariel.Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-11 - Henry F. - Complete30. Operation: Shower reviewsNikola has a plan...which kinda backfires. Teslen!Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-11 - Helen M. & Nikola T. - Complete31. Morning Sun » reviewsPerhaps it was more than just a dream. Spander slash!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Spike & Xander H.32. St Ripper reviewsBefore coming to Sunnydale, Giles had to make his money somehow. NOTE: This is a crack!fic and not for everybody. Have a problem with male strippers? Don't read! You have been warned.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-9-11 - R. Giles - Complete33. Who Doesn't Love a Pun? reviewsAriel and Adam plus a bottle of shampoo. With a bit of Nik so Adam doesn't kill her.Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-15-11 - Adam W./Hyde & Nikola T. - Complete34. Playing with Magnets reviewsNik and Ariel have a moment in the library.Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-11 - Nikola T. - Complete35. Frost » reviewsAriel's abilities have gone more than a little haywire, through no fault of her own. She goes to the Sanctury in the hopes that they can help her, and Henry and Tesla try to find out who is responsible for it.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 12-26-10 - Henry F. & Nikola T. - Complete36. Cherry Blossoms reviewsA pre-Ceri Al story. Al gets summoned by a Japanese noble and bad things happen.Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete37. Note to Self: Don't Wear Zippers Around Tesla reviewsWhile Henry and Ariel are playing with a new toy, she learns the hard way to not wear zippers around the former vampire.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-23-10 - Henry F. & Nikola T. - Complete38. So Not a Daughter's Love reviewsBuffy's thoughts on Giles. Her side of his Far More Dangerous. One-sided Buffy/Giles.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-10 - Buffy S. & R. Giles - Complete39. Lassie's Christmas Wish reviewsShawn has Lassiter's Christmas wish. Shassie Fluff!Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-1-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S.40. Far More Dangerous reviewsGiles' thoughts on his Slayer. One-sided B/G oneshot sorta-drabble.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-29-10 - Buffy S. & R. Giles - Complete41. In Which Al Gets Glomped » reviewsWell, Al gets glomped by a ninja. And crazyness insues. CHAPTER 9 IS UP!Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-26-10 - Published: 3-18-1042. Eternity » reviewsHow far is Kitty willing to go to stay with Beetlejuice? Sequel to Stars. CHAPTER 10 IS UP!Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,936 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 3-2-1043. No Regrets reviewsAU. Alex and Lassiter are at college while Shawn, Gus, and Juliet are seniors in high school. Shassie, Gules, and Alex might hook up with someone.Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-10 - Shawn S. & Carlton L.44. Our Hearts in This Kingdom reviewsJust a silly little one-shot where Lassie gets the best of Shawn. Shassie FTW!Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete45. What I've Lost reviewsWhen you're losing the one you love, what do you remember? Shassie one-shot.Psych - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-10 - Carlton L. & Shawn S. - Complete46. Together Forever » reviewsWill Beetlejuice and Nightshade finally get their respective happily-ever-afters? Or is Fate not done playing with them yet? Sequel to both Parasite and Music Boxes. COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-7-10 - Published: 1-21-1047. Smile » reviewsThe only way to protect yourself is to hide away. Show only anger to the world. But you still have a heart. And it still bleeds. Sometimes, the only thing needed to heal it, is a smile. A Kitty and Beej story. CHAPTER 3 IS UP!Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 4-16-1048. Untouched reviewsPsuedo-Sequel to How Did This Happen? Al's trying to figure out his feelings for Rache . . . Okay, I'll have a better summary later. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS I'm sorry, dudesHollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-26-10 - Published: 3-22-1049. How did this happen? reviewsAl's thinking about how his relationship with Rachel changed.Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-4-10 - Complete50. Stars » reviewsAU to Second Chance. They took away his Lydia, and refused to let him see her again. Now, nearly 40 years later, Beetlejuice meets a new girl. Can she become just as important? COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,519 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 3-1-10 - Published: 12-3-09 - Complete51. Curiosity Killed The Cat reviewsWhat is Kitty willing to trade her humanity for? Post-Stars Kitty/Beej one-shot. Rated M for reasons other than blood.Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-10 - Complete52. Music Boxes » reviewsNightshade never really knew where her afterlife would take her. Well, my readers asked for it, and here it is! Nightshade and Derrick. COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,557 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-16-10 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete53. Nightshade's Promise reviewsWhat did Nightshade do to have a part in the exorcism chant? COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete54. Strawberries and Vanilla reviewsStrawberries are good, and so is vanilla. But put them together, and they're great! Kinda sorta Nightshade/Beetlejuice. COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-09 - Complete55. Underneath the Parasite reviewsIt's Christmas time! But with Lydia's family having mixed opinions about Beetlejuice, how's it gonna be merry? I guess this would be a little sequel to Second Chance. COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-18-09 - Complete56. The Not So Little Poltergeist » reviewsWhen Beetlejuice decided he was going to go to the Living Realm for a little fun, he didn't expect to save the Princess. BJ/Lyds The Little Mermaid style! COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-2-09 - Complete57. Second Chance » reviewsHe was willing to do anything to get her back, but he didn't know six months later they would take his Lyds away from him for that. Nor did he know Juno had managed to give him another chance with the girl. Sequel to Fears. COMPLETE!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Complete58. Secant X reviewsLydia is doing math homework.Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete59. Consequences reviewsWhen a con goes bad, William and Emily find themselves with a new life: an afterlife. MY Beetlejuice death story.Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-10-09 - Complete60. Let's Dance » reviewsIt's time for the Centurion Ball, but who's gonna ask Lydia? More importantly, who's she gonna accept? "Prequel" to Fears. Complete!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete61. Blood reviewsBeetlejuice was really only going to scare them. But sometimes? Plans just don't go the way they were meant to. Here's the scene I left out of Fears.Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete62. Fears » reviewsBeetlejuice is afraid of two things, but what happens when one of those things happens? Well, it ain't sandworms this time. Okay, story is a lot better than the summary says. Complete!Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
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