My name is Kailen (KAY-lin). I am a female sixteen-year-old high school junior living in Northern California (Yes, the distinction is very important, because Southern Californians are stupid). So, I'm NorCal, so that means you will be treated to the term 'hella'. For those of you who have yet to learn this fantastical adjective, you are now enlightened! Hella means something along the lines of 'very', as in "That was hella awesome!". You learn something new every day.

My favorite band is Linkin Park.

My favorite Author is James Rollins. He is the best author EVER, and his books are hella awesome. They're like, science mixed with history mixed with super cool spies mixed with action. They are the definition of AWESOME!

I LOVE Harry Potter, but prefer the Marauders Era.

I Love Naruto, Death Note, and Avatar: the Last Airbender.

I Love House, M.D. and Heroes. I have just begun to worship Psych and Lassie.

Likes: Sugar, Hockey, Sarcasm, Science, History, Reading, Sleeping, Being Smart, L Lawliet, my super awesome Gameboy Advance SP, FF.net, and Peppermint.

Dislikes: Broccoli, Waking up early, my old spanish teacher, Poor Grammar, boring fanfics, annoying brothers, mascara, and families planning swimming-filled vacations when its that time of the month.

IQ: Reported 148

Myers-Briggs Personality test: INTJ

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Favorite Characters: Remus Lupin is the most amazing thing that ever lived (He is alive so SHUT UP!)

I would eat Remus Lupin if he was tangible. In fact, I have tried to eat a page of the books that he was on. Ended badly.

Two Guys walk into a bar. You would think that at least one of them would have seen it.

As of yet, I am creating this account just to review my favorite fics, but I have a few Ideas that may become fanfics if I can find the time.

I am taking Advanced Placement United States History, which is the hardest bloody class my school offers, so I may get cranky.

I am so pissed off at Californians for voting for Prop 8, which banns Gay marriage.

I'm not gay, but I think that people have a right to be in love with whomever they like, regardless of gender, and that everyone who doesn't think so should just piss off.

I'm a bloody American.

i don't believe in most of what America is doing, and I don't exactly blame other nations for hating us, yet I am patriotic.

The perfect metaphor for life is a blackberry bush.

Have a Nice Day.