Hello Profile viewers!

About me: I am from Western Australia, but I am half British on my mother's side and I am sadly only 5 foot 3 inches meaning, i am short as. I have lived in Australia all my life and I am currently studying at university. I love to read NCIS fics, it is currently my world of choice to write about, although if you look hard enough, you might find another family member of mine who centralises on Bones...*winks*I am generally a quiet person (exept if you are talking to my friends...) and I enjoy having time to myself to do such things as write fan fiction :) I read religiously and my interest spans from the arts to the scientific when it comes to school.
I am a singer and kind of an actor - dancing is a different story...

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I am a BETA reader and idea spinner :) but I also take kindly to ideas being thrown at me! I love to chat, so feel free to PM me if you want...

Stories:

NCIS:

Just Pull the Trigger: NCIS (Tiva) this was my very first one shot and story *shakes head* definately not my best work, but it was an expereince! Complete!

Ping! (Tiva) - this fic came to me when I was suffering from writers block, it turned out quite well and is still a working progress thanks to all my readers :P Complete!

What to expect when your assassin is expecting: (Tiva) - my baby story (Nawww) it is brand spanking new and I am really enjoying writing it :) Complete!

Silence is golden, Paperclips are silver...: (Tiva if you squint) - my NFA challenge piece which involved no spoken dialouge... a challenge indeed! Complete!

Mind Triggers: (Tiva) - my NCIS mystery fic - currently on hiatus...sorry people :/

Pop!: (Tiva) - could be seen as a companion fic to Ping! again, about annoying pet peeves :) Complete!

Bones:

Click: (B&B) - my FIRST EVER Bones fic :') centralized on those annoying pet peeves that come up in life... what does Booth do to annoy Brennan more than usual?

The last laugh: (B&B) - Companion fic to Click! where the tables are turned and Brennan does something that annoys our favourite FBI Agent ;)

The Booth's in the House: (B&B) - A challenge fic from Bonesology - a peep into the future lives of our favourite pair from the eyes of Parker, AKA - Baby Booth :')

Castle:

Peeling The Castle Onion: (Caskett) - My FIRST Castle fic :') a little mystery with the usual banter between our non partners with a bit of a twist... Castle has a secret past and the layers of his "Onion" are going to get a bit of a peeling in this fic ;)

Unanswerable Questions: (Caskett) - My second Castle fic, a little one shot about what happens when Castle and Beckett are locked in an elevator. Together. For an extended period of time...Our favourite writer seems to have a sudden interest in the unanswerable questions of life - like why are buildings called buildings if they are already BUILT? What happens AFTER they escape the elevator?

Ships:

Bones:

Booth and Brennan: Adore it B&B forever :) *even though Hannah put a bit of a wedge between them*

Angela and Hodgins: I was so happy when they got back together this season :D

NCIS

Tony/Ziva: TIVA! ( i love this ship )

McGee/Abby: I think they are so cute together!

Gibbs/ Jenny: JIBBS! I love this paring! i miss Jenny :(

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione: Love.Them. nothing else to be said.

Harry/Ginny: yeah, i like this paring too.

Luna/Neville: I wish this happened in the book!

Castle:

Castle/Beckett - no denying it. The. Best. Especially after Knockdown :D

Lanie/ Esposito - They are just so cute

ships i HATE:

Ginny/Draco: urghh

Hermione/Draco: shudder

Harry/Hermione: i just can't see it coming.

House:

Cuddy/House: HUDDY all the way!

Some of the best NCIS quotes:

Officer Ziva David: This is killing me. I feel like I know him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Mossad?
Officer Ziva David: Maybe.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Internet dating?
Officer Ziva David: [picks up a paperclip] I will kill you 18 different ways with THIS paperclip!

Ross Logan: Look our best hackers haven't been able to track
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You haven't met our hacker.
Ross Logan: He's good?
Officer Ziva David: Does a bear sit in the woods?
Ross Logan: [slight chuckle] Are you the crackerjack team on this job?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's Israeli.
Officer Ziva David: Look I know I got the bear thing right.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about Ziva hitting his abdomen] Do it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: As hard as she can?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Officer Ziva David: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names.

Officer Ziva David: [of Tony's six pack] Not bad. Not as good as Gibbs' though.

Ziva David: What is this place?
Marine: That's classified.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? Ark of the Covenant? That only leaves one thing.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [in unison with Ziva] Unicorn.
Ziva David: [in unison with McGee] Unicorn.

[after Gibbs has allowed Ziva to stay on the team]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: While you're here, you will be an observer. Hand over all your weapons.
Officer Ziva David: [small laugh] You're kidding, right?
[Gibbs stares. After a moment, she unloads her pistol and hands it to Gibbs, who puts it in his drawer]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And your back-up.
Officer Ziva David: [coyly] What back-up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] Left leg.
Officer Ziva David: [removes ankle holster] Ah. That one.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And the concealed knife on your belt.
[Annoyed, Ziva removes the knife and hands it to Gibbs. He looks at it and hands it back to her]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That you can keep.
[leans in close to her ear as he passes her]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I just wanted you to know that I know.

Officer Ziva David: [putting her finger through a hole in the brim of her hat] Why does my hat have a 9mm hole in it?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ventilation.

Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] You might want to do something about your hair. It's sticking up like a porcu-swine. Wrong word. Like a porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes? The...
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Porcupine.
Officer Ziva David: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.

Officer Ziva David: I told you to those... twice!
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I did. I did. No. I-I-I didn't... um, Tony. Tony- Tony must've
Officer Ziva David: What? When you went to get coffee? You did not erase those photos, did you? Hmm?
[McGee sighs]
Officer Ziva David: Admit it! And I will spare you *one* of your eyes!

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [as he's leaving] DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: On your six, Boss. Hey, you haven't forgotten about the screensaver, have you Ziva?
Officer Ziva David: Actually I had. Thanks for reminding me.
[Ziva approaches McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are friends for.

Ziva David: Our boss, he has a list of rules. Rule #12 says you should never date a co-worker.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My understanding, can't be done.
Ziva David: Should not be done. How do you and your fiancee make it work?
Nora Williams: You two looking for advice?
Ziva David, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No.

Ziva David: And plastic silverware is not as safe as you may think. I once killed a man with a credit card.

Ziva David: Tony and I have, um, different approaches.
Nora Williams: Yet complimentary. You sure you two never...?
Ziva David: No! Positive. Definitely, no.

Ziva David: I thought he was molded from clay, had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's funny. I thought he fell to Earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
Ziva David: [chuckles] No he burst forth fully grown from the mind of Zeus.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Nice.
Tony DiNozzo: He is the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I'm trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Just a matter of time, DiNozzo.

How to know if you are a writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

(I do nearly all of these things...)

thank you for taking the time to read my pointless drabble :D