i really live in this wonderful place called 'naruto wonderland!'

animes i like: naruto pokemon and bakugan avatar the last airbender

guys i like in anime

naruto:shikamaru-kun!!and rock lee is kinda cute.
pokemon:gary and drew
bakugan:shun and dan

avatar the last airbender:sokka and zuko

my character

name:hebi hebi=snake

companions:saber tooth tiger and a snake

chakra type: all

hair: color depends

doujutsus:all (i killed a path of of nagatos bodies)

Height:tall

rank:greater than kage (don't ask me how i got to this lvl the friend i travel with made it up and it means i can beat a kage)and jinchūriki (i have a cobra in me it grows tails and is peaceful dats y u never heard of it!!)

Affiliation: personal group

partner: a friend

kekkia genkia: power of the mind-the mind can create and banish things it is unwipable and can basically do anything

youtube account: copy and paste this youtube.com/user/9meangirl

music: mcr green day simple plan AAR avril lavigne and taylor swift paramore 3DG relient K pink

gender: girl (duh!!)

fav couples (in order)

naruto:naruhina leesaku sasusaku konohana kakaanko obitorin shikatema nejiten choino leeten suika -yaoi-izumoxkotetsu kibashino kakairu gaalee narusasu (its okay..)crack: shikasaku kankuten

pokemon:pokeshipping contestshipping penguinshipping ikarishipping

bakugan:danxruno shunxalice

avatar the last airbender:zukoxmai aangxkatara sokkaxsuki

stories i MIGHT do:

the journey: zuko leaves to find out if his mother is alive or at least what happened to her but when he's just about to leave when his girlfriend stops him and is already to leave with him at first he wont let her come but gives in word reaches his crazy sister in jail that he is leaving and taking a girl with him and she thinks he is taking her and gets excited!! will he be able to keep mai from harm will mai be able to keep zuko from harm? will they find his mother? is his mother dead?will azula pee her pants from excitement (XD)?wait and see!!(chaptered story)

taking back whats ours: the hyuuga's take over kohona and burn it to the ground after forcing all the 'riff raff' out except one person naruto uzumaki the kyuubi brat, what will happen when he meets a runaway hyuuga a uchiha a haruno a weapons master, a girl with a big fan, and a boy who has lived in the shadows all his life and a bushy browed freak? they try to take back the kingdom, naruhina leesaku eventual nejiten and ocxtemari

time for change!: hebi decides its time for hinata to change and get naruto. so she cooks up a plan. will hinata get naruto? will hinata change? naruhina

white to blue: what happens when hinata gets Bloodline poisoning? and naruto sets out to get her the eyes of a certain evil person. this idea came from the story naruto hatake by Agent-G except its hinata's mom that gets bloodline poisoning. naruhina peinxkonan

far away: song fic based on daaway by nickleback naruhina and shikatema

dance dance: song fic based dance dance by fall out boy leesaku naruhina choino and sasuke

never gonna be alone: song fic based on never gonna be alone by nickleback choino

hey there temari: song fic based on hey there deliah by plain white tees shikatema

through rain,sleet, snow, and heat:naruto and hinata are lost travlers whoe paths have yet to cross but when hinata gets taken captive and naruto saves her, they learn they are haeding the the same direction. they reluctantly travel together through rain, sleet, snow and heat. naruhina

one more thing I HATE PIE!!BUT I LOVE CAKE COOKIES AND SHIKAMARU!!i also love KA!!(FIRE!!)ITS AWESOME BUT I DON'T PLAY WITH KA!(playing with ka will burn me!)

I am against regular things child abuse, murder and all that (i just don't put some stuff on my profile, those things scare me.) there is no such thing as normal, im weird crazy and can usually find something funny to say. my friends take advantage of my tallness and roughness and tell me to beat people up. i don't though i have a really annoying conscience and i dont wanna get expelled till atleast 8th grade

i LOVE SHIKA!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

stories in progress:!)

Just Another Victim?:kakashi is mad when he hears people talking bout his father. Orochimaru sees his anger and potential and gives him the cursemark. Who can stop him from going to orochi for power?KakaAnko

snake, fox, and rabbit: AU there is a tsunami, while naruto, hinata, and hebi are out on the water with their family!their only family are dead and hebi, naruto, and hinata are living in tree houses,their only protection being themselves and Sai, trained by a group of female ninja. they grow up together as best friends, and maybe more! naruhina leesaku or sasusaku ocX?? other pairings will be decided later on

a blossom amongst the weeds: sasosaku, sasori beats saku, and does NOT turn her into a puppet. but makes her join akatsuki

new love: when sasuke comes to challenge deidara, someone is with him (besides tobi) hiding, someone he never expected. deisaku slight sasusaku

random things

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

lines i'll never forget

"your dogs are GAY!" legally blonde 2

"and bruiser is a male dog who happens to enjoy wearing pastels" legally blonde 2

"i wish i had telepinieusus!" shorts commercial

"he's following pikachu around everywhere." "yeah like a streaker!" brock and (everyones fav knuckle head idiot) ash pokemon

"you are one lucky guy ash." "why?" "you'll see someday!" ash and rudy reason-this line just killed pearlshipping and advance shipping or any other ash or misty shipping besides pokeshipping

"this morning was good, then i got up." evan freaky friday

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

if you have ever punched urself in the gut of had someone hit you just to get rid of pain copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

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FAV ANIME COUPLES OF ALL TIME!

1.pokeshipping

2.naruhina

3.maiko

4.danxruno

5.sasusaku

White man: "Colored people are not allowed here."

Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: will help me up when I fall down.

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friend: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friend: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend:will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (I MIGHT TRY DIS!!)

Friend:helps you find your prince.

Best Friend:kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
“Friends who don't even write to Harry Potter?" harry potter and the chamber of secrets
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
the cabinet door and the air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
a bit of football
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:30
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:41
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 2 hours ago i got out of car...does that count?
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
mech quest
9. What are you wearing?
sweat shirt and jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
this weird house i went in...it had no point at all -.-'
11. When did you last laugh?
11:00 sometime in there
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
windows and pictures
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, my family
14. What do you think of this quiz?
starnge and personal
15. What is the last film you saw?
Ice age 3
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy my animes thats all
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I kinda have a very overactive (and PARANOID!) mind
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
ANIMAL ABUSE!!and the goverment...
19. Do you like to dance?
No its embarressing to dance..in public!
20. George Bush:
NUUUCLEEERRRRR!!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Rose
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
eric or um shane idk
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes, ireland or greece
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"here is your home, you have free episodes of soul eater, naruto and all anime! their is also a huge stable of infinite horses! enjoy your time in heaven!" i WANT my HORSES!!

random rants

ash and misty belong together, and there's no doubt in my mind that it will happen, remember when rudy said "your one lucky guy ash!" "why?" "you'll see someday!" okay so still have any hopes people that support other ash and misty shippings? i don't think so...ASH AND MISTY WILL GET TOGETHER!!I KNOW IT AND THEN MAY WILL BE LONLEY AND GO TO DREW AND THEY GET TOGETHER AND SAME WITH DAWN AND KENNY!!TAKE DAT!!

naruhina i mean come on! the data books have been pointing to it! and how bad would naruto look if a girl says she loves him and almost sacrifices herself for him, and the girl thats has never liked him like that suddenly loves him and drops the other girl? he'd look like a jerk! SO THEY WILL GET TOGETHER I SHALL KILL ALL THAT STAND IN THE WAY!!(jk jk)

If you believe that Sasuke and Sakura are meant to be together, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If you believe Naruto and Hinata belong together copy and paste this to your profile!

If you believe Neji and Tenten belong together copy and paste this to your profile!

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how

cold-hearted you really are...

i get teary eyes everytime i read this...may the students lost in The Columbine & Virginia Tech shooting thing R.I.P.

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite insteThe way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid,

MomTell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.I

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY: COPY and PASTE this if you started giggling, laughing, nodding your head, thought this was hilarious,ect, while you read this!

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS??

8. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

20. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

21. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? .:(COPY and PASTE this if you started giggling, laughing, nodding your head, thought this was hilarious,ect, while you read this!):.

22. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

23. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

24. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

25. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD LISP TO HAVE "S" IN IT?

26. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

Save trees: don't do homework!

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends and family.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

Voldemort, Voldemort, oo Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort.

You know that when Naruto is taking over your life you: (I think my life's been taken over by the Uchihas)

· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Your hair is black and you wear red contacts.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a Frisbee.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· In the middle of a sleepover, you blast a flashlight into your best friends's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

i will go on random naruto rants and have to explain it all to my mother and be carefull i do not say anything she don't like or else 'you shouldn't be watching that!' will be her comment on it all.

Weird is good, strange

is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have ever spent like over five minutes copying and pasting random things in your profile: copy and paste this into your profile. XD

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.Won! I Won!'

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU by Anti NaruxSaku

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

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Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

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I will now answer a few questions

Q:what is your fav team?
A:thats easy team 8 'cause hinata is my fav character and kiba he's funny even though i really don't like him. but its fun to call him dog boy!

Q: what is the craziest thing you have ever done?
A: umm well i was at my friends house and i went on a 'psycho naruhina fangirl' rant and when my friend interupted me i pretended to chase him with a sai...

Q: what is your OTP?
A:NARUHINA!!DUH!!

Q:who's your fav naruto boy?
A:SHIKAMARU-KUN!!

Q:fav naruto girl?
A:HINATA-CHAN!!

Q:top 3 writers on fanfiction.net
A:hmmm kaaru hyujiko(there's only one story by him i don't like!), rosetiger (she rules!), and AshXMisty (she writes the best pokeshipping fics!)

Q:what gets u ticked?
A:people not finishing their stories and making me wait cracks knuckles narusaku!! mean people, people who think they is crazier then me when i know not a soul craier then me. etc etc

hopes u likes my profile nows check out my storys and the stories of my fav authors! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!