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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight. Hi all! Thanks for dropping by and taking a peak at my profile. A little about me - I'm 28 and I live in Nottingham in the lovely sunny UK. Okay I'll admit it rains most of the time but a girl can dream right? Anyway I work as a barber- Oh the joy- and I spend most of my days dreaming up ways for the boys to hump while cutting hair, hehe. I was late jumping on the Twilight train, I didn't find it until March of last year and since then I have become highly addicted to it. Some how I stubbled across FanFiction.net and my love for slash was born! I love Edward and Jasper together, I don't know what it is about picturing them two together but there is something insanely HOT about it! Favourite fic's- OMG I have loads! Most of them do find my way into my Favourites at some point. I have to admit I have a thing for heartache. Dark slightly twisted, something that will make me cry and want to hug the boys I love it! I love more real life fics, the boys have to seem real to me, like it could happen in real life. Having said that I will read fics that aren't like that as long as there well written. Fluffy, love and rainbows fics are all good as long as I see some drama in there. Yes I really am one of them one who get excited when it all starts to go wrong. The fics I write are more of the heartache side of life. I do, I mean really do try my hand at this fluffy stuff but it seems I'm not happy with how the story is going until I upset the boys. That's mean I know but its the way I am and you love me right?? I have completed three fics! How? I have no idea, and I'm currantly working on three-in one go. Yeah it can be hard to sit and write the fics when the boys are fighting for my attention. I do sometimes try and beat the boys down so I have control, but now with three completed fics under my belt I normally just let them run and have there own way-its worked so far! I have the most amazing beta in the world! How Ealasaid77 keeps up with all my chapters and my endless ramble over IM I do not no. But the woman is a complete star and I heart her. dtav is my fucktastic pre-reader! She's also my DMT! No I'm not being dirty-get your minds out the gutter! My girls keep my sane when my boys have completely drainned me with some of the things I write about. I do recommend anything written by them! Toxic Valentine blew me out the water not too long ago when she sent me a link to a song. A few months back she came to me and asked if she could use Healing Heart (my first slash fic) for her music course. I said yes and this is the result of it. It is just a demo at the moment but its awesome! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=524394523 I am super proud of this. My hates on FFn:- I don't have many, I can even accept bad grammar - I know mine sucks unless my girls have had my chapter- but one thing that will make me hit that red button is the lack of lube that people just miss out! Come on people, men need lube, but holes do not lube themselfs people, they need that exra bit of help. Nothing drives me faster to hit that button when I am reading a good ass lemon and then bam there is no lube. Please take a second to write it, or get your beta to add it in if you don't like writing it but for the love of god don't by pass it all together. My second somewhat hate - other then het and threesomes with a girl, is the lack of condoms being used. Now I get it if the fic is writing about there relationship blah, blah blah - I have dropped the condoms in my own before now, but seriously if they have just met don't you think there gonna wrap it? Unless of course your writing about dirty boys who are on a mission to catch everything known to man. FLAMERS! Seriously, and I mean seriously is there a need? Not everybody is gonna like the same thing, we are all different, what one person loves another one hates but is there really that need to flame the author? I am all for constuctive criticism and helping the author out but is there a need to be rude? Is there a need to tell the author that there fic sucks and there writing is shit? No, you don't like then hit the red button and go read something else. It takes a lot for an author to actually post something they have wrote to bunch of people who they don't actually know, without some twat coming along and slating them for it. There are some highly talented authors on the site and some that aren't but so effing what? Isn't this about having fun and expanding the mind? I don't know maybe I'm wrong. http://twitter.com/OCDJen_ffn Follow me on twitter if you like. Anyway I have rambled on for long enough! | |||||
1. The Edge of Love » reviewsJasper Whitlock- One of the most dangerous mob bosses in the world. Edward Cullen - MI6 agent, sent in undercover to bring him down. What happens when the mission is corrupted with love?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,583 - Reviews: 789 - Updated: 1-14-12 - Published: 5-28-10 - Edward & Jasper2. The Major's Pet » reviewsIn a world of violence where humans are food and pets, can a special pet become the love of a certain Major? Written for Ealasaid77 birthday. Human/Vamp, DARK FIC!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 591 - Updated: 11-17-11 - Published: 8-18-10 - Jasper & Edward3. Secrets and Lies » reviewsEdward has always had these strange feelings, but has always pushed them down and away to scared to explore them. When he bumps into a mysterious yet beautiful golden haired man will he explore the hidden depths he has pushed away for so long? Please R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,863 - Reviews: 1246 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 2-15-10 - Edward & Jasper4. Afternoon delight reviewsEdward comes home to find a drunk Jasper looking for some afternoon delight. Written for dtav's birthdayTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-27-11 - Edward & Jasper5. Ink, Booze and Work reviewsJet black hair, piecing green eyes, ink and metal. A night in a goth/rock club changes everything - Written for Mauralee88's birthday! One shotTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 11-19-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete6. Judge A Book By Its Cover reviews"The moment the words fell from the teacher's mouth, I laughed. I actually laughed like this was some sort of wind up! How the blue hell did I, Jasper fucking Whitlock, end up with socially retarded Cullen?" One shot, written for Mrs. Aggets birthdayTwilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 9-2-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete7. Taunt Me, Tease Me reviewsA night club, A hotel room, and a night of passion. But just what are the boys hiding? AH, AU, Written for Dilmn8 birthday. ONE SHOT.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 69 - Published: 8-30-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete8. Need You Now reviewsAfter eight years, Jasper's heart is broken. Can it ever be mended? Written for FGB, AH, AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 8-27-10 - Jasper & Edward - Complete9. Crimson Love and Biting Jealously » reviewsAlice and Jasper try to start a new life with the Cullens only to realise that Alice is not Jasper's mate after all. How will they deal with the aftermath of their betryal, and what will happen with Alice's new mate? E&J. Vamp. Written for the SSA.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,897 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 8-3-10 - Published: 5-1-10 - Edward & Jasper10. 1027735 Miles from Texas reviewsThere's 10277.35 Miles between Jasper and Edward. How do they get off while waiting to be together? With Skype of course. Winner of the Long Distance Lovin' ContestTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 7-31-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete11. It's Fate » reviewsThey were High school sweethearts, Jasper broke Edward's heart by leaving a Note, now ten years on Fate throws them back together again. Will they rekindle the love they once had or will they forever stay apart? Rated M, JXE, lemons in later chapters, R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,390 - Reviews: 428 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 11-22-09 - Edward & Jasper12. Broken Dreams and Beautiful Nightmares » reviewsBreaking out of an abusive relationship is one of the hardest things to do, leaning to find yourself once again is just as hard. Can Jasper over come his past and learn what love is really like? E&J PLEASE READ THE AN INSIDE!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,242 - Reviews: 572 - Updated: 6-3-10 - Published: 1-30-10 - Jasper & Edward13. Some Jasper reviewsFive little drabbles, just the way I like them. Written for Darkira's birthday.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-28-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete14. A little Edward reviewsA collection of five, sweet and happy drabbles, pulled together for my DMT's Birthday. And yes, there is no angst at all!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-27-10 - Edward & Jasper - Complete15. Devil's Advocate reviewsJacob has been working towards a promotion at work when competition in the form of Jasper suddenly appears . Outraged but strangly attracted to him, Jacob falls prey to Jasper's wonderful charm, but was it the right move? Written for Haiti.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-28-10 - Jasper & Jacob - Complete16. Right There » reviewsAfter a drunk night with his Gay best friend, Jasper is left to wonder if there was more to him then he knew. Will he embrace his sudden new side and take a risk? Or will he forever be in denial? RATED M, E&J, Lemons. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 176,432 - Reviews: 1849 - Updated: 2-12-10 - Published: 12-7-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete17. Lay Your Hands » reviewsThe sequel to Healing Heart. This is set 5 years later, life has settled into a nice routine for the boys, they have plans for the future. What will happen when life, fate and heart ache get in the way? Rated M, AH,E&J. please read and review.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,925 - Reviews: 735 - Updated: 12-7-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete18. Healing Heart » reviewsJasper, confidant and friendly but a creature of habit. Edward, depressed and withdrawn. Can Jasper get close enough to Edward to heal his heart? Or will it push him deeper in to his pit of hell? Rated M, AH and lemons later. Please R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 162,822 - Reviews: 748 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
