kk, so lol. it is currently 9:09 as i write this... i shall now write a list of my obsessions now...

OBSESSIONS

The Nightmare on Elm St. series

Beetlejuice

Watchmen!!!

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series

Phantom of the Opera

Repo! The Genetic Opera

Saw

Castle Freak

The Frighteners

FROM BEYOND!!

Other stuff... Just cant think of any more.

Why did I not add Re-Animator?

I like fluff. It's just cute. And lemons. yah.

Paste Ons:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Herbert West is the sex, go buy Re-Animator for a friend who hasn't seen it and copy this onto your profile!

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you had a dream about Freddy Krueger and you actually thought it was COOL, SEXY and AWESOME; copy and paste this to your profile!

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLOND so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be goth or Emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I LIKE VAMPIRES so I MUST be a Gothic freak

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm GOTH so I MUST cuss

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I like to bounce between some styles, and even though they're similar, it means I MUST be a POSER

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser

I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive

I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy

I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch

I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant

I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo

I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype

I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser

I like READING so I MUST be a loner

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be a hillbilly

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled

I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean

I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're awesome copy and paste this to your profile

If you're completely and utterly obsessed with horror movies/slasher fims/gorey flicks than copy and paste this to your profile

If most of the clothes you own are the color black or close copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're in love with Frederick Charles Krueger copy and paste this onto your profile

If your dreams are so insane there's no way you'll tell anyone about them copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've had dreams about Freddy Krueger but not nightmares copy and paste this onto your profile

If you couldn't live without horror movies copy and paste this onto your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

If you don't follow around ANYTHING that the crowd does copy and paste this on your profile

Did you know that if you had a dream about someone, they were thinking about you before they went to bed?

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

mmmmmmmm. coffee. just delicious...