Hello readers and fellow authors! You have officially found my profile. Congratulations, and please enjoy a virtual cupcake.

I am not a fan of smut, lemon, slash or whatever it's called. If I do come across it, I just skip those scenes and keep reading the story because it has a good plot line or it's a really good story in general. I am okay with swearing. I read a few rated M stories, and they weren't too bad, but it was a couple that didn't have the details if you know what I mean...That stuff is just not meant for my eyes, and I am perfectly happy knowing that.

I have a fiction-press account! Just thought I'd announce that! I have the same username, and here is the link --> http://www.fictionpress.com/u/763809/monkey87

Paires I Ship:

Draco/Hermione - I am sorry, but I will never ever read - NOT EVEN GLANCE - at a Hermione and Ron story. I love J.K Rowling and I think she is a genious...But what was going through her mind when she paired Hermione with Ron? I don't care what others say; "Oh they were friends forever! So it's only right..." or "Well they just fit." Ha. Sorry, but no. They don't.

Chad/Sonny I still love this show! But sorry, I can't picture both of these characters with anyone else in the show.

Roberta/Scott These are characters from the 1995 movie "Now and Then".

Will/Tessa I just think they would go better together than Jem and Tessa.

Percy/Annabeth I do like this paire 12345678900000000 more times than Percy and Rachel. But sometimes I ike to read a Percy/OC story because only reading Percy/Annabeth get's kinda boring.

*FOR MOST OF THE OTHER ARCHIVES I READ I LIKE 'OC' CHARACTERS WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER I LIKE BEST*

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!!

Slytherin

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

If I went to Hogwarts and was a witch...

House: Slytherin

Wand: Ash and Dragons Heart String 11'

Blood Status: Pure Blood

Qudditch position: Seeker

Best Class(es): Potions and Defence against the dark arts.

Patronus: leopard

Boggart: Moths and bugs. (Wimpy, I know.)

About Me

I like Crime, mystery, romance, supernatural, tragedy, horror, hurt/comfort, adventure stories.. (Hint: The ones in bold I enjoy the most.)

dog(s): Chihuahua, min pin, border collie, Dalmatian, Labs,

band(s): The Archie's, Big Time Rush, The wanted, The doors, the temptations,

colour(s): Blue, Green, Purple, Gold and Silver

female solo singer(s): Avril Lavigne, Demi Lovato

male solo singer(s): Adam Lambert!!!

movie(s): Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Road to Eldarado, The Goonies, Lemonade Mouth, Spy Kids

show(s): Sonny with a Chance, Ghost Whisperer, vampire diaries, iCarly, wingin' it, Big time rush,

Favourite time of day: Midnight or a bit after it. No one is awake but me! And early morning. Like dawn.

author(s): J.K Rowling, L.J Smith, Rick Riordan, Becca Fitzpatrick, Maggie Stiefvater, Cassandra Clair

Animal(s): sharks (Any animal of the sea except squids and octopus), jungle cats

For my friend, Brandy: Thank you for being my friend, and I will never forget you. XOXO

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Desteniy's Child: Say my name...

Rhianna: What's my name?

Eminem: My name is...

Backstreet Boys: I don't care who you are

Fanfiction is my home, when I want to leave everything else behind for a while.
I have been here for a while, and will never move out.
Because here I feel safe, surrounded by what I love most.
If I need a break, from anything, I know Fanfiction will be right here waiting for me.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead! (only posted this cuz it was true for me!!!)

1. write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday.