Joker In The Pack
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since: 08-03-09, id: 2034924, Profile Updated: 10-26-11
country: UK
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

26/10/11 (or 10/26/11 for you Americans) I'm editing ...thingy, what it's called? "Wait, I'm Bella Swan"

I mean, I just reread it like "shit son, this is actually good"

So yeah.


1. My Immortal, as read by me » reviews
I read it. I commented. I uploaded. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, THIS IS THE WORST STORY EVER WRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-11
2. FML, This is awkward » reviews
Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-15-11 - Published: 12-4-09
3. FML Outtakes And Mistakes » reviews
The things that happen when I make typos and elaborate on them! Must read FML story first or it might not make sense! Gimme some love :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-11 - Bella
4. Only Fooling Myself
Songfic! A little vague. Suicidal mentions, depressing feeling, what happens when Edward dies? Only Fooling Myself-Kate Voegle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 8-15-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens » reviews
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. Warning: Not responsible for damaging of mental health, extreme use of Dora The Explorer, Drugs, Mike Newton and Bubbles. -But not in that order- Co-written with Flurffee. Heh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 2-2-10
6. Crackfic » reviews
Formerly co-authored with Pixie/PrincessVolturii. Bella dominates, Jasper has SERIOUS issues with inanimate objects, Emmett is just a tad delusional, and Edward seems normal...but we all know the truth behind that ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 10-19-09
7. Blood » reviews
Continued! Summary: My parents bodies appeared...Their screams echoed in my ears…Their blood trickled down the wall…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 1-25-10 - Bella
8. The world has been destroyed, Wait, I'm Bella Swan » reviews
Why? Why did this have to happen to me? Why can't I just have a normal life, no Victoria, no Mike, what did I do to deserve this? This isn't punishment. This is torture...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-20-10 - Published: 11-22-09 - Bella & Victoria
9. A Twist In Fate » reviews
What happens if Edward found Bella in an alleyway before they were supposed to meet? And what if Edward snapped? What will happen to poor, helpless Bella now? Rated T/Rewritten
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 2-1-10 - Bella & Edward
10. Last Night Never Happened reviews
What happens when Emmett wakes up after finding out vampires can get drunk and pass out? ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-10 - Emmett & Mike
11. Bella's Dream reviews
Bella's Dream. Worth reading ; Oneshot. Bella has a very crazy dream involving Edward, Jasper, Alice, Mike Newton, and alot of weirdness...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-10 - Bella - Complete
12. Renesmee Goes To School » reviews
Renesmee Goes To School...What could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-16-10 - Published: 10-18-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie
13. Random Stories! » reviews
Just random stories I had on Twilight Archives. Im writing more. Hehe. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW! One and 2 shots will be added here, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 10-19-09
14. Bella's Blocked Nose reviews
Bella wakes up one day with a snotty nose, how will Edward react? Will he listen to her when she says she's okay, or will he go to such lengths as to 'cure' her? One-Shot. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-30-09 - Bella & Edward
15. Emmett Gives Billy A Helping Hand reviews
Emmett give Billy a helping hand, but how DOES Billy end up in Canada? I got the idea from jewelthebrat, it's on her profile. Disclaimer: Im not SM. I don't own twilight, I just like to manipulate her characters. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-09 - Emmett & Billy - Complete