I'm Angie!! Feel free to message me, I love random conversations!!

So... yeah! I just read fanfics, I don't write! I would love to be able to write like the amazing authors on my favorites list, but sadly.. no talent in that department! Haha, oh well! and sorry about this, but most my sentences end in exclamation points! pretty much always! Oh, and my fave authors aren't necessarily my faves, it's just some that had a long list of stories that I wanna read but havent got to! same with fave stories, most are incomplete ones that I favorite so I can see when they were updated so I can continue it, I know now that you can do that story alert thing, but I didn't before, and now it's a habit!! Yay! If you see the faved complete stories, it's cause they were really good and like possibly made me cry and then giggle like really loudy!

Yep... oh, I'm 18 and I'm a chick! I'm also totally straight, which confuzzles me about why I love guy/guy slashyness!? But yeah, I do! Haha!

I'm also obsessed with My Chemical Romance, favorite band ever! I love the Frerard theory, so you'll see a ton of those on my favorites! Yay!!

uhm... I guess I can go into some of my fave pairings! Although I don't know why cause I don't think anyone's ever going to really read this! lol, oh well. I'll do it just to do it! Just so you know though (whoever "you" is), I pretty much read most the profiles of people whos stories I've read, so I read them, but I have no stories so... yeah, I'll just shut up now!

Twilight- here's my thoughts on it before my fave pairings- I actually liked the books, but just as a romantic mushy dramatic stuff! no real like amazingness to it, but it was cute, and exciteing at times! I heard this somewhere, so I cant take credit, but I found it amazing, and it's just what my opinion of them is: "They're not vampires, they're fairies (spelling) with a blood fetish!" Found that so truthful! This girl I know said "Vampires should burst into flames when they go in the sun not sparkle like a bitch!" Haha! But yeah, the movie sucked, and every actor/actress they chose sucked except carlisle and esme! I was really looking forward to it too!

ok then here's some pairings I like!

Jacob and Edward; and then I read this one that had Alice Jasper, and Bella, I was like WOW! and then theres this one with carlisle and Emmett, and same thing I was like huh... that's fuckin great! Haha! I love spoofs on them! Emmets 16 fun things to do in an elevator was fuckin hilarious! Oh, and I love the stuff on deviant art where it's some badass people vs. Edward! Edward vs. lestat, spike, Selene and a bunch of others! It's so funny!

Vampire Academy- loved the books! they're really great and I reccomend them! It's a different type of vampire, but it's still pretty fuckin cool! but yeah Rose and Dimitri, Rose and Adrian, and Rose and Christian! I love Christian and Rose, so great and bitchy together!

Vampire Chronicles- not very many on this site! Which is sad because it's the best series ever! Really amazing and my favorite books! Again, huge reccomendations! If you love vampire related stuff and you haven't read these, it's sad, cause these are serious classic awesomeness! and for pairings I love Louis! so him and Lestat, my two fave characters just go great together! I have a fucking amazing goldfish named Louis, I've had for over a year! And I have another named Claudia, Haha! Shes tiny and like fire orange red! She's been around for like 7 months! I had one named David, but he died... SADNESS!! I have to find the perfect Lestat, It can't be just any fishy, has to be the most perfect beautiful one! Yay! I'm really attached to them, I guess it's pretty lame! LOL, whatever though! They fuckin rock!

Buffy and Angel are going to be one category! - Spike and Angel; Spike and Xander; Spike and Willow. So pretty much anything with spike! yep super hot badass awesomeness! OH!! I forgot Spike and Dawn and Spike and Dru!! Yep I love them all, but I think spike and xander are the best! Buffy can go be a bitch and mistreat another vampire somewhere else! She doesn't deserve Spike!

Ooooh... I just recently found out my love of Batman and Joker awesomeness! So great!

Then theres Blade- I loved Drake and King! Those were amazing, but theres not many on this site either!

Harry Potter- sadly I never read the books! aah... don't kill me I will I will!! Just not now. But I love me some Harry and Draco! so awesomely great! Ooh... I also like Draco and Blaise! and Blaise and Ron! umh... oh! I like the Snape and Hermionie(spelling?) ones! and sirius and Remus! and theres the Blaise Harry Draco ones that are oh so nummy! umh is Blaise Black or Italian? I think he was black in the movie, but in quite a few fics that I've read they said he was Italian, and I don't have much knowledge of the books to back up the theory! Oh well! Oh, I have to say that the best thing I've seen in my entire life was A Very Potter Musical!! everyone needs to watch it right now!!

Inuyasha- I love Sesshomaru!! He's so fuckin adorable! I use to watch the show like all the time, and I was like yay he's in this episode! haha! so awesome! So I use to read the ones with him paired with kagome, but I've recently started hating her! Don't ask me why, cause I don't know! Oh, but I like him and kouga(koga?) and him and Miroku! I like the kouga ones better though!

GERARD AND FRANK!! yep I love Frerard! Nothing else I can say but LOOK AT THEM!! so fuckin amazing! I love on youtube the Frerard slideshow things, Yeah, I'm a huge nerd! lol, They're so kickass though! I also love the occasional Frikey story too, but I hate how almost all of them end with Frank cheating on cutie Mikey for Gerard! No matter how hot Gerard is, that's still horrible! Poor Mikey needs some Franky love and Gerard steals him away!! Oh well!

Anyways... X-men- Gambit!! Yep that's me with crazy love for Gambit! He's the most amazing character! but yeah so Wolverine is like the only one I like remy paired with, Rogue sucks... literally, she sucks the life out of you! So no rogue gambit! she's a whiney bitch! But also, Wolverine and Angel; Wolverine and Scott; Pyro and Iceman! Pyro goes so great with Bobby! I love them together Fire and Ice, get it? of course you do!

I guess that's kinda it for now! OH, I forgot: send me messages!! I love messages from people even if I don't know you, let's start a random convo about a pairing or something! Makes everyday less boring! WOOO...!

Oh!! These are amazing quotes that I found on other people's profile things, or I possibly found somewhere else. Not mine though!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then

When life gives you lemons squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!" (I cracked up so hard after reading this!!)

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE~

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.

2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.

3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you

4. Thou shall be a demolition lover

5. Thou shall unleash the bats

6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)

7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.

8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance

9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.

10.Thou shall rock hard

//MCR Is Our
Religon\\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers\\
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\\

There are so many Gerard amazingness quote out there, and they're all fuckin spectacular, but I'll just put some of my faves! These are gerard unless otherwise posted! I guess I could just say MCR quotes. But, yeah...

"Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!" (When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV.)

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway." (KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison')

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!" (My favorite thing ever said!!)

"Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, 'cause there's five dudes that are just as messed as you are." (this is my support system right here!!)

Girl: Can you kiss Frank like you did on stage?
Gerard: Oh, no. That ain't a- that ain't a command thing, that just happens.
Interviewer: That was the elephant in the room, though. We didn't wanna bring it up.-pause- What happened when you kissed Frank on Saturday?
Gerard: Magic, uh, fireworks. I was just getting even with him, really.
Interviewer: I don't think i wanna know what he did to you.

Frank: Oh, I got two more questions then I have to go, sorry. Make 'em good.
Fan: Poodle?
Frank: Poodle isn't a question. (Frank Iero)

Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident.I didn’t.” (Gerard Way)

Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good.

Ray: Did you just do the 'call me' sign?
Gee: Uh...no, i was just playing with my hair

Frank: I think we're a pretty sexy band!

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T BE A LIAR

Opening Credits:
come together- beatles
Birth:
Shiksa(girlfriend)- Say anything (huh...?)
First day at school:
can't take my eyes off of you- muse ( you see a cute guy walking down the hallway... aww... I can see it happening!)
First Kiss:
Hahahaha!! Down with the sickness-disturbed (haha, wow)
Falling in Love:
Kill all your friends- MCR
Fight Song:
skyway avenue-we the kings (omg! Flight/skyway?)
Breaking Up:
can I get a fuck you- Jay-z (woot woot!!)
Prom:
london bridge-fergie (that kinda goes well with Prom, I suppose you can dance to it)
Mental Breakdown:
Liar-Taking back sunday (that's me yelling at the voices in my head! haha!)
Driving:
Fifteen-aiden
Flashback:
The pros and cons of breathing-fall out boy
Wedding:
Here lies the waste-aiden ( I don't think that's a good sign)
Birth Of Child:
life on standby-hawethorne heights
Final Battle:
Hang me out to dry-cold war kids
Death Scene:
If i was your vampire- marilyn manson (DO I GET TO BE A VAMPIRE?!)
Funeral:
Don't cry for me-william control (wow... that really really fits well!! Kinda spooky!)
End Credits:
Eyeless-bring me the horizon

WOW the breaking up song was good! and the firstkiss one made me just crack up!! and i'm surprised I didn't get more My Chemical Romance, I have 43 songs by them on my Itunes thing! haha!

Ok!! Heres another one of those music things!!
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Naive - The Kooks (Guys can be very!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Do you wanna? - The Kooks (um... is someone in the bed with me? haha!)

3. Your teacher is...

Scar Tissue - The red hot chili peppers (umm... ?)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Nobody puts baby in the corner- Fall out boy ( I can totally see that, it would be cute!)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Razors Edge - William Control (are they secretly serial killers?!)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Always where I need to be - The Kooks ( Aww... I'm always there for you guys!)

7. How do you feel right now?

Dead!- My chemical romance!! ( wow... really? I don't feel that bad!)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Damned - William Control ( iTunes didn't want to answer that question I guess)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters ( how do you do a monkey wrench? ... oh... ewwwwwwwwww!)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Shes got issues - The Offspring ( People would totally say that if they opened up my closet!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Our Lady of Sorrows - My chemical romance (I was really sad?)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Love me dead - Ludo (That would really be a fuckin fantastic name, I can see the makings of a Harry/Draco!!)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Shut up and let me go - The ting tings ( I would be so good at this one!)

14. Your life's theme song?

Buried myself alive - The Used (that's kinda depressing!)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Candy - The Presidents of the usa ( I am so eating left over halloween candy!! Blow pops!!)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

I'm content with losing - Underoath (wow... that's kinda makin me sad...)

17. Your motto is..

Jack's obsession - Sparklehorse (huh...?)

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...

my darkest hour- Scary kids scaring kids ( yeah... uhm... what?)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

A moment suspended in time - Underoath ( that would be a pretty cool dream!!)

20. Any last words?

Walking Disaster - sum 41 (I guess that's an overall description of me? haha, pretty much!!)

That actually turned out pretty well, a tad depressing but so's my life, so yep it fits! Haha!

put this on your profile if frankie iero is cuter than a puppy :)

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (OK, I'll admit I did this once, HE LOOKED LIKE DRACO THOUGH, and I looked around trying to find an acceptable Harry! I DID!! otherwise I'm like mmm... hot guy for me! haha! that sounded way pervy even in my head!)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (hahaha! that's I hoestly haven't thought about it!)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (haha, the only ones I read lately are Snape and Hermionie(sp)!)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (Maybe the handcuffs!)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. (OMG, that's the funniest thing ever!!)

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities. (I've always believed in gay rights!)

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (I think my friends would be freaked out if I talked about it in front of them, I doubt they'd be as interested in it as I am!)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. (definately, I'm like I wasn't reading today!)

9. The most exciting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (um... I didn't yet. maybe I'll have to go find some?)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (not really, watchings different than reading, when ever theres sex scenes in movies, I'm like "well, this is awkward"!)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (lol! It is pretty hot at times!)

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. (hahaha! I probably would!)

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (I would most likely do this!)

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. (far a lot of them haha!!)

I thought this was the funniest best thing I've ever read!!