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Author has written 14 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries. I write fanfiction. Yes. It's true. And I'm only a wee bit obsessed with SVM. That being said, I do not condone trunk rape or any other kind of rape for that matter. No matter how hot it may be. :D Also, some day I will return to Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. For now, just let yourself believe he's off on some dangerous mission, wearing a tuxedo and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. It's what I do. Banners: ~All About the Devil Peen: Legend of the Permaboner: A PMR creation here Return of the Permaboner: The Hard Existence of a Viking Vampire: Again made by PMR here Permaboner: My Love is Like a Tidal Wave: Another PMR creation here ~Can't Stop the Waves: Made by reader LauraBF here ~Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Created S_Meadows here ~Only For Tonight: I won this banner created by sawyersmine here ~Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market: I attempted to my my own banner for NOM here If We Ever Meet Again: The casting of Amelia and Stav in NOM and beyond here The Dance-Off: A banner made for one of the Support Stacie fics made by peppermintyrose here ~The Accidental Playboy: here ~The Heat is in the Tools: I totally made my own banner here Iron Fight!: The yet unwritten outtake of The Heat is in the Tools has it's own peppermintyrose banner here The Whole Enchilada: This banner was my prize for 1st place in the Home Sweet Home contest, created by S_Meadows here Twitter: Ugh, I gave into peer pressure and got a Twitter. Follow me at: http://twitter.com/msconstrarsgard Misc: So, um, once upon a time I had links to images I reference in Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market. I, um, deleted those and don't have them anymore with the exception of the ring. | |||||||
1. The Nice List reviewsSookie Stackhouse landed her dream job, but there's just one draw back – she has to spend Christmas away from home. Add in a side of a tumultuous relationship with one of the board members, Alcide Herveaux, and it's a Christmas she won't soon forget.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-26-11 - Alcide & Sookie - Complete2. Bang Bang Pop reviewsHans von Hozel Weekly One-Shot Challenge. Week 2: Jannalynn. Bang!Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-18-11 - Pam - Complete3. Legend of the Permaboner » reviewsWe all know Eric can do no wrong. Neither can his permaboner. Dedicated to peppermintyrose and her love of all things permanent.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 4-26-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete4. The Heat is in the Tools » reviewsSusannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 828 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 3-14-10 - Alcide & Sookie - Complete5. The Whole Enchilada reviewsHome Sweet Home contest entry. It's Sookie's birthday, and her friends take her for a surprise visit to her past. AU/AHSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-30-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete6. Can't Stop the Waves » reviewsYou can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. Sookie Stackhouse has spent the last five years doing what everyone else wants her to do. Now it's her turn to take control and live the adventure she's always wanted. AU/AH, rated M for language.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,025 - Reviews: 1210 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 8-29-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete7. Gold Digger reviewsSookie thinks she has met the perfect man; question is, is he in it for love or for the cold, hard cash? I Write The Songs contest entry.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 11-5-10 - Sookie & Eric - Complete8. The Miracle Man reviewsSookie is a successful TV producer who can face just about anything, except the arrogant chef that's thrown in her path. Hilarity and fun ensue in this Kiss A Cook Entry. Rated M for language and Mmm Mmm Goodness.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-18-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete9. Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some » reviewsIt's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 584 - Updated: 8-18-10 - Published: 1-28-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete10. Northman's Still Off the Market: The Outtakes » reviewsOuttakes of Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market. AU/AHSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,054 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 8-9-10 - Published: 1-27-10 - Eric & Sookie11. If We Ever Meet Again » reviewsEver wanted to know more about that Stav fellow, and just Amelia was like before we met her in NOM? Well, now you know. A Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market prequel. Rated M for language.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 6-30-10 - Amelia - Complete12. Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang » reviewsEvery major foreign government organization has a file on secret agent Eric Northman aka "The Swede." He stops at nothing to get what he's after. He's what every man would like to be and what every woman would like to have between her sheets. AU/AHSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,908 - Reviews: 291 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 1-21-10 - Eric & Sookie13. The Accidental Playboy reviewsHave you ever wondered what it'd be like if Sookie was the predator and Eric was the prey? AU/AH one-shot won by Thyra10 in the Support Stacie auction.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-17-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete14. Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market » reviewsSookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1421 - Updated: 1-17-10 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sookie & Eric - Complete
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