Hi, I haven't published any stories, but I am currently working on a Kandaxoc. I would like to give a big shout out to Ella.The.Fangirl, for introducing me to DGM, Host Club, and FMA. Also for being the most awesomest one woman support team ever. Also to Kiarra-Chan, for giving me your interesting views without knowing who I was. One last shout out to Eddie Franco, who makes a better Lavi than Tyki, but I love him to death! I love you guys! XD Btw, Ella.The.Fangirl wants your opinion if she should do a DGM version of snow white and the seven dwarves. Please vote on her poll!

10/16/09

Hello peoples! I might soon be adding a story to this lovely site for you to read! My english teacher wants us to write a completely original story, but I asked him if it was ok if I wrote a fanfiction(he refers to them as characterization stories?). He said yes so, guess who I wrote about... You guessed it! Our favorite exorcists! It is a really short one-shot, but I hope you guys like it! I will post it as soon as we finish revising it and the finished product is done! Btw, for those of you who read Diamonds in Wine, Rei should be with KANDA!!

1/10/10

Yay! I have risen from the rank of a lowly reviewer, to an almightly author! I is happy! I have also fallen in love with a new series...drumroll Full Metal Alchemist! Yay! I'm in a good mood right now and will try to put my other two stories on here soon!

2/16/10

I have no life and I'm really bored, so I think I will post a list of of my favorite parings from everywhere! If you can't tell from the below pairings, I love to read! Alot

6/5/10

Oh my gosh! Tommorrow happens to be my fave anime character's bday... Yu Kanda! I'm so excited cause this will be his first bday that I will get to celebrate! I'm also excited about the fact that I am coming up on my one year anniversary of being introduced to Anime and Manga! I want to give a shout out to all of the Kanda lovers and I hope that tommorrow will be as exciting for everyone else as it will be for me!

1/2/11

Hey! I don't know if anyone is going to read this, but just in case you do I wanna do some serious cheering up for people.

-Don't be afraid to be yourself.
-Randomly dance every once in a while. It'll make you feel better even if you can't dance at all. I know I can't.
-Sing out even if you can't.
-Don't let yourself or others put limits on you. You can do anything you can put your mind to.
-If you feel that you are different, it's because no one is the exact same as someone else.
-I suggest making Raise Your Glass by Pink your new theme song and I don't mind if you raise your glass as long as it is full of non alcoholic beverages.
-In matters of love, which I have no experience, what will happen will happen, just trust yourself and keep your eyes and ears open.
-Patience. I need to work on this one really bad. It comes in handy.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS(NO YAOI OR YURI):
Books:
Eragon(Paolini):
-EragonXArya
-RoranXKatrina
Ink(Funke):
-MeggieXFarid
-MoXResa
-DustfingerXRoxane
Immortals series(Pierce):
-DaineXNumair
Trickster's(Pierce):
-AlyXNawat
Terrier/Bloodhound(Pierce):
-BekaXDale
Song of the Lioness(Pierce):
-AlannaXGeorge
-JonathanXThayet
Twilight(Meyer):
-EdwardXBella
-AliceXJasper
-CarlisleXEsme
-RosalieXEmmett
Mortal Instruments(Clare):
-JaceXClary
Harry Potter(Rowling):
-HarryXGinny
-RonXHermione
Vampire Acadamy(Mead):
-DimitriXRose
-ChristianXLissa
Heir series(Chima):
-EllenXJack
-SephXMadison
-JasonXLeesha
Nightworld(Smith):
-JamesXPoppy
-Mary-LynnetteXAsh
-TheaXEric
-GillianXDavid
-RashelXQuinn
-HannahXThierry
-JezXMorgead
-MaggieXDelos
-KellerXGalen
(sigh if only the soulmate principle actually existed!)
Maximum Ride(Patterson):
-MaxXFang
Dark Visions(Smith):
-KaitlynXGabe
-RobXAnna
Anime:
D.Gray-Man(Hoshino):
-AllenXLenalee
-KandaXLenalee(only if it is written really good, but not in the actual series)
-MirandaXMarie
-CrossXCloud
Host Club(Hatori):
-TamakiXHaruhi
FullMetal Alchemist(Arakawa):
-EdXWinry
-RoyXRiza
Full Metal Panic!
-SousukeXKaname
-KurtzXMelissa
(I like Tessa, but Sousuke is supposed to be with Kaname!!!!! FOREVER!!!!!)

RANDOM FUNNY/WEIRD COMMENTS/CONVERSATIONS:
~Me(sarcastically): Oh yeah, if that's true then I am a purple unicorn that farts rainbows!

~My friend in response to above: Then I can lay eggs!

~Me to my sis(again sarcastically, but I was totally zoning out right here): Oh yeah, well then I'm a purple rainbow that farts unicorns!

~A friend's sis: Don't kick the cripple! That's like kicking an oompa loompa!

~My friend to another guy: I hope you trip and fall in front of a bus!

~A fortune cookie I got: Life is not a struggle, it's a wiggle.

~My youth minister at our lock in: Boys are blue, girls are red. DON'T MAKE PURPLE! If you get it, good, if you don't, don't worry about it.
(My friend almost said, "But purple is my favorite color!")

~My sis in line at wal-mart: Hey what does lmk stand for?
Me in response: Let me kill... you!

~My friend talking to my cousin: OH MY GOSH! I'VE LOST MY BELLYBUTTON!
My cousin in response: REALLY?
(We had to explain it to her and my friend didn't really lose her bellybutton in case you were wondering.)

~My friend in the pool to me: Wow, you have nice boobs.
Me: -looks at chest- Thanks!
My friend: No I meant boogers!

~My friend was talking to me over the phone to my sis: How many fingers am I holding up?
My sis: I don't know.
My friend: Too many for Edward Cullen to count.

~My sis drew this picture of a chicken: I'm going to color it.
Me: You can't color that. All you color is the... thingy and the thingy.
(I didn't know what the things were called on the top and bottom of it's head.)

~My friend: I'm a dino... saur!

~My friend: Oh my gosh!
Me: What?
My friend: My boob itches.
Me: So itch it.
My friend: I'm not supposed to.
Me: Why not?
My friend: If your boobs itch, that means that they are growing.
Me: My boobs have never itched... :(

~My cousin: Chicken say moooooooo!!!!!

~Me over the phone to my friend: Hey, guess what!
My friend: What?
Me: My boob itched!
(This was the same friend who I had the same conversation with before)

~Me: You left your book mark in my book. -hands friend a package of Sweet n' Low-
My friend: Thanks!
Me: Btw, don't pour that straight into your mouth.
My friend: ... -rips open package and pours into mouth-
Me: O.O
My friend: -starts gaging- OH MY GOSH I THINK I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
(Btw, that stuff really does taste nasty. If you don't believe me try it, you may make somebody else's day!)

~My cousin(who is a guy): My room is infested with kowala bears. It is the cutest infestation ever!

~My cousin: My fake plants died cause I didn't pretend to water them.

~My teacher in Sunday school: Do you know what the next Pokemon color is? Rainbow! Because it's gay!
(This one made me laugh so hard)

~My cousin: That is so rainbow colored!

~We have this problem with a raccon so my sister and my mom had the following conversation
My sister: I think it's funny that since we locked up the trash on the deck, the raccon pooped on our deck.
My mom: Oh yeah, it's so funny.
My sister: What did you say?! Secrets don't make friends!
My mom: It's not funny, it makes me mad.
My sister: So this means I can't poop on the deck?
My mom: No! If you want to poop on a deck, go build yourself a deck to poop on.
My sister: Well mom, that is why they call it the poopdeck.

~ Me: I know what I'll do! I'll steal his peanut butter!
My friend: ...?
Me: He brought some peanut butter with him. It's really weird.
My friend: Oh be nice.
Me: This is the evil twin speaking and she doesn't feel like being nice.
My friend: Aw nuts.
Me: Actually his peanut butter is crunchy.
My friend: Kill me now.

~Me: What did you do today?
My friend: I made cornbread!
Me: I bet is didn't take you long to make the cornbread seeing as you're the cornbread alchemist.
My friend: Not at all m'dear ho oh! -sparkle sparkle- I'm much better than the Fullmetal Pipsqueak!
Me: yes indeed! Why compared to the Fullmetal Shrimp you make him look like nothing! Now please don't take your shirt off!
My friend: Aww darn.

~ Me: What's another way of saying unreal or a lie?
My friend: Look in a dictionary.
Me: You're a lot of help. Btw, I would need to look in a thesauras! ...I don't thing I spelled that right!
My friend: That's why I didn't try to spell it!
Me: Well atleast I tried!
My friend: Well don't you just walk on water.
Me: I know. I can't even walk across flat surfaces.
My friend: No joke.

~ My one of my friend's mom teaches calculus. One night at church she kept saying I have to go home and do something with this cal. I thought she was saying cow.

Me: So, what are yall gonna do to this cow?
My friend: Huh?
Me: Your mom said somthing about a cow...
My friend: I have no clue. What did she say? Because she can't remember.
Me: I'm sorry. I'm dumb. My sis said she was saying cal.
My friend: Lol! I'm laughing so hard right now!
Me: I think I need hearing aids.
My friend: That was awesome!

~ Me: Late!
My EAST Teacher: Idk... We were kidnapped by Justin Bieber!

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