Do not flame me or my stories! If you have a problem, deal with it! It's your problem, don't try to make it mine or I will become your problem. It is not nice to flip off random strangers who have done nothing to you, and I hope swift rough karma shall be visited upon all who do. Life is hard enough, people. Find some way of coping that doesn't make things worse for innocent people.

If the above does not apply to you in any way, and you would never dream of flaming someone: bless you, I love you, never change though the world may be cruel to you. You are a blessing and angel on this earth, simply because you are not evil. May the stars smile on you. And so forth. Go placidly amidst the noise & stuff. You are a child of the universe!

--Kassi
12/31/03 

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1. Story of Dib, Story of Gir » reviews

Professor Membrane has an idea... and so does Zim. Based on Leonard Cohen's 'Story of Isaac.' Rated PG for disturbing themes.

Complete - Invader Zim - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-17-02 - Published: 11-17-02

2. Rassilon's Alley reviews

Strange, surreal songfic. To the tune of Shawn Colvin's 'Suicide Alley.' Any doctorcompanion.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

3. Mentos Air reviews

This trivial airborne silliness was written many years ago, involving caricatured characters from seasons two and three. Do not read if you are allergic to skyhigh antics or mild swearing.

Complete - SeaQuest - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

4. TARDIS Airlines reviews

My one and only drabble story that is one hundred words in length. It is silly. Doctor 4Romana II.

Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

5. A Protocol Droid reviews

Songfic. The beginning of 'A New Hope' from the point of view of a sarcastic R2D2, to the tune of America's 'A Horse with No Name.'

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

6. Darkest Dream reviews

Set in the first season, just after the events in the episode 'Abalon.' Lucas finds a strange book that draws him in until his reality is uncertain.

Complete - SeaQuest - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

7. Just a Dream Away » reviews

A restless, shorttempered Rikku asks a favor of a fayth she wants to change the past. PG13 for Al Bhed swearing. Please read and review! Please?

Complete - Final Fantasy X - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,880 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-27-02 - Published: 4-26-02