Please note that I have recently disabled anon reviews. It's always the bad doings of one that ruin the fun for the masses. I was being stalked and harassed quite vulgarly and violently. My apologies to the sane.

I love you.

I ALWAYS PANIC WHEN I HAVE TO FILL OUT A BIO.

Fun Facts:

I am 28

From Vancouver, BC

I am married (wait... didn't I say "fun"?) to my own version of Secretward

I have a two y/o daughter who is certifiably insane on most days

My son is quite young, thus his sanity has yet to be determined

I have no idea how Twilight came into my life and when it took on a force of it's own... I have embraced the change

I have met Rob... yeh... THAT Rob. He is gloriously, ahem... inspiring

I'm on twitter endlessly, come play with me if you dare: http://twitter.com/erinbatt

In between the highly inappropriate displays...I keep you posted on story statuses and otherwise am just goddamn amusing, lol

That is all... as you were...

SECRET SEX UPDATE SCHEDULE:

CH34 January 6

CH35 January 13

CH36 January 27

CH37 February 27

CH38 March 3

CH39 March 17

Update January 21, 2012: I am about to post Chapter 44, there will be two more chapters, ending at Chapter 46, plus an epilogue. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

Update: This story is going to extend a good deal beyond the originally planned 40 chapters. Perhaps 45 + epilogue. I am continually working on them, they will post asap.

xox

* I am not at this time accepting offers to translate either story for republication. Though your offers humble and honour me beyond words. *

Disclaimer: The characters, universe and all recognizable ideas from Twilight are owned by Stephenie Meyer. The original content, ideas and intellectual property of this story is owned by erinbatt

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Visual Aids:

Chapter 7: Hearts, Hamburgers, and Milkshakes

The Necklace

(replace the pearl with the heart locket)

Bella's Green Dress: Giorgio Armani Spring 2010

(except deeper plunge neckline & black lace over back): http://bit.ly/adqcqVand http://bit.ly/dAgDyP

Chapter 9: Being a Gentleman

The Wickanninish Inn, Tofino British Columbia

Chapter 21: Need Want Now: I Love You

Bella's Valentine's Trench Coat Surprise

The Shoes

Chapter 24: Taste Kisses

Bella's Red Dress

Bella's VDay Dinner Shoes

(OMG the cutest things ever, even if it's an abstract photo)

Chapter 29: Open Your Eyes

The Evergreen Bridge: world's longest floating bridge

The Woodmark Hotel

Chapter 30: Dear Life

http://www.breastcancer.org/

The Susan G. Komen for the cure foundation that is mentioned in Chapter 16: Traditions

http://ww5.komen.org/

http://www.the3day.org/site/PageServer

Chapter 35: Enough Is Enough

The Chanel J12 ring

The "slutty" lingerie

Chapter 43: Reunited

The house on Bainbridge Island

Chapter 44: Yes

Bella's Dolce & Gabana dress

(I wanted to make it Balenciaga, ya know, for obvious reasons, but I didn't like anything I found)