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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Animorphs, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Phineas and Ferb. Hi, QAS here! I can't say too much personal information because I enjoy not being kidnapped thank you very much!(so no more information other than the following, no names, places, dates, ect.). Gender: Female Favorite animal: I LOVE THEM ALL! Favorite food: Ice cream Favorite color: Purple Phone number: STALKER! Favorite word: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia - - it's the phobia of long words! Pet(s): a dog Favorite hobbies: playing on my Wii; going skiing; roller skating; roller blading; ice skating (though I'm really bad :P); watching TV; telling people really random facts; playing with my dog; writing; drawing; singing; acting; annoying or confusing people; and just being plain lazy Favorite books: Animorphs; Harry Potter; Artemis Fowl; Seekers; Diary of a Wimpy Kid; The Ravenmaster's Secret; Percy Jackson and the Olympians; The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles; Pendragon; Fablehaven; House Rules; Inside of a Dog; Tom Sawyer; Twelve Angry Men; The Mysterious Benidict Society; and pretty much anything involving animals! Favorite TV shows (real people): iCarly; Wizards of Waverly Place (until season 3 where it gets stupid); The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (NOT The Suite Life on Deck--uggh, I hate that!); Good Luck, Charlie; and pretty much anything on AnimalPlannet (I'm sure there are others, but I'm too lazy to think of them) Favorite TV shows (cartoon): Tom & Jerry; Spongebob; The Simpsons; and Phineas and Ferb Random facts: -The closest known star to earth (besides the sun) is Proxima Centauri. It is only 24.8 trillion miles (39.9 kilo meters) from earth, that's very close for a star! -The Death Cap is the world's most poisonous mushroom -The California redwood is the world's tallest tree reaching height of 385 feet (117 meters)! -New Zealand has the world record for the country that eats the most ice cream -Though the world's fastest running animal may be the cheeta, the Peregrine Falcon is the world's fastest animal it can dive at speeds of up to 200 miles per hour! -The Cabybara is the world's largest rodent -Dolphins name their children -Norway has the world's longest road tunnel it is 15.2 miles (24.5 kilo meters) -The tallest human to ever live in modern history was 8"11.1 tall! -Human Babies are born color-blind -All cats are born with blue eyes -There are more TVs in the US than there are people in the UK!!! -Men get the hiccups more often than women -The literal definition of "jiffy" is one hundredth of a second -Dogs were domesticated before cattle ~You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did You know you live in 2011 when you forgot to change the year on this Okay now these are one of these stereotype thingies so if you hate stereotypes paste this into your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 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I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. If you ever fell asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) If when people call you crazy you take it as a complament copy and paste this onto you profile If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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HELP THE BUNNY!!!! ／l、 Weird notes and warnings on things: On a Sears hairdryer: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: Who Do You Perfer? Hermione vs Annabeth Close, but Annabeth Harry vs Percy (Jackson, not Weasley) Percy Malfoy vs Luke Malfoy Ginny vs Rachel That's a close one, but I like Rachel better Seekers vs Warriors I never read Warriors, so Seekers (please don't hurt me!) Twilight vs Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter vs PJO PJO books probably tie with Harry Potter, but the Harry Potter movies are so much cooler than The Lightning Thief one (it was a good movie, but it was nothing at all like the book--not even close) PJO vs Animorphs PJO Animorphs vs Harry Potter Harry Potter PJO vs Heros of Olympus I don't know enough about Heros of Olympus to make that choice PJO vs KC PJO Sadie vs Annabeth Annabeth, but I like both a lot Carter vs Percy Percy Fred and George vs Connor and Travis Fred and George Twilight vs Animorphs Animorphs In intelligence: Artemis Fowl vs Ax from Animorphs Artemis Fowl Foaly vs Ax idk, I think a tie Ron vs Grover Ron Voldemort vs Kronos Tie Opal vs Voldemort Opal Opal vs Kronos Opal Artemis Fowl vs Harry Potter Harry Potter Holly vs Ginny Tie, they are both awesome Artemis vs Harry Potter Artemis Artemis vs Hermione Artemis Holly vs Hermione Holly AF vs Animorphs AF Jake from Animorphs vs Harry Tie Marco (Animorphs) vs Leo (Lost Hero) Tie Piper vs Hermione Piper Bella vs Hermione Hermione Piper vs Annabeth Annabeth Jason vs Percy Percy Leo vs Grover Tie Juliet vs Rachel (from Animorphs) Juliet Butler vs Ax Butler Hunger Games vs twilight Hunger Games Dork Diaries vs Diary of a Wimpy Kid Diary of a Wimpy Kid Disney vs Nick Nick Ice cream vs Donuts Ice cream Soda vs Hot Chocolate Tie Breakfast vs Lunch Breakfast TV vs Books It depends Dogs vs Cats Both, but maybe dogs a little bit better Winter vs Summer Weather wise? Winter. In General, summer Tigers vs Lions Tigers Sharks vs Dolphins Dolphins Skirt vs Pants Pants Clothes vs Pajamas Pajamas TV vs computer Computer Day vs Night Night Country vs City I like both for different reasons Power of flight vs invisibility Power of flight, but they both would be cool Chocolate vs Vanilla Vanilla Stripe vs Polka dots Depends, probably polka dots Democrat or Republican NOYB Kids or adults KIDS RULE!!!! Quotes about animals: There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912 Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! ~David Starr Jordan If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. ~Robert Brault The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~Mme. de Staël Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ~Aldous Huxley They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899 The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. ~O.A. Battista In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. ~Edward Hoagland If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. ~Karel Čapek The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic. ~Henry Ward Beecher The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's. ~Polish Proverb A man may smile and bid you hail Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ~Roger Caras No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses. ~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849 A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. ~Robert Brault In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. ~Maurice Maeterlinck Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. ~Emily Dickinson There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. ~Konrad Lorenz If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. ~Robert Louis Stevenson To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. ~Milan Kundera When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~Edward Abbey A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. ~Author Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. ~Will Rogers The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~Margaret Benson Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~Hank Ketchum An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~Carl Van Vechten Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~Author Unknown Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. ~William S. Burroughs A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. ~Proverb Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. ~Robin Williams A meow massages the heart. ~Stuart McMillan The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else. ~Lawrence N. Johnson If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. ~Charles R. Magel God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form. ~William Ralph Inge, Outspoken Essays, 1922 I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~Abraham Lincoln Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility. ~S. Parkes Cadman No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink. ~Murray Banks Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. ~Paul Rodriguez Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. ~George Orwell,Animal Farm I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ~Ellen DeGeneres When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman. ~Joseph Wood Krutch The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun. ~P.G. Wodehouse Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself. ~James Anthony Froude,Oceana, 1886 The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men. ~Alice Walker As often as Herman had witnessed the slaughter of animals and fish, he always had the same thought: in their behaviour toward creatures, all men were Nazis. The smugness with which man could do with other species as he pleased exemplified the most extreme racist theories, the principle that might is right. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage. ~Sri Aurobindo When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature [who] was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ~Marv Levy Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more. ~Edwin Way Teale,Circle of the Seasons, 1953 It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. ~Mark Twain The woods were made for the hunters of dreams, Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. ~Alice Walker Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are... given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened. ~R. Lerner, letter,Sierra, March-April 1991 Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made [man] is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. ~Mark Twain Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character. ~George Bernard Shaw I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further. ~Mark Twain The basis of all animal rights should be the Golden Rule: we should treat them as we would wish them to treat us, were any other species in our dominant position. ~Christine Stevens If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit. ~Robert Brault, If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals? ~Attributed to George Bernard Shaw When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. ~George Bernard Shaw [T]he animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren; they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth. ~Henry Beston, The Outermost House, 1928 Terms like that, "Humane Society," are devised with people like me in mind, who don't care to dwell on what happens to the innocent. ~Barbara Kingsolver Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. ~Bradley Millar If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault. ~Phil Drabble People must have renounced, it seems to me, all natural intelligence to dare to advance that animals are but animated machines... It appears to me, besides, that [such people] can never have observed with attention the character of animals, not to have distinguished among them the different voices of need, of suffering, of joy, of pain, of love, of anger, and of all their affections. It would be very strange that they should express so well what they could not feel. ~Voltaire, Traité sur la tolerance The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality. ~Schopenhauer To a man whose mind is free there is something even more intolerable in the sufferings of animals than in the sufferings of man. For with the latter it is at least admitted that suffering is evil and that the man who causes it is a criminal. But thousands of animals are uselessly butchered every day without a shadow of remorse. If any man were to refer to it, he would be thought ridiculous. And that is the unpardonable crime. ~Romain Rolland, Nobel Prize 1915 Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. ~William S. Gilbert Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account? ~Jean Paul Richter Deliberate cruelty to our defenceless and beautiful little cousins is surely one of the meanest and most detestable vices of which a human being can be guilty. ~William Ralph Inge There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer The life spark in my eyes is in no way different than the life spark in the eyes of any other sentient being. ~Michael Stepaniak, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook, 1998 We must fight against the spirit of unconscious cruelty with which we treat the animals. Animals suffer as much as we do. True humanity does not allow us to impose such sufferings on them. It is our duty to make the whole world recognize it. Until we extend our circle of compassion to all living things, humanity will not find peace. ~Albert Schweitzer, The Philosophy of Civilization Quotes about children: I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. ~Liz Armbruster, A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. ~Author Unknown Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. ~Harold Hulbert Children are one third of our population and all of our future. ~Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981 A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ~Bill Vaughan Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary I am fond of children - except boys. ~Lewis Carroll Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. ~Author Unknown A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.~Angela Schwindt It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. ~John W. Gardner and Francesca Gardner Reese A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. ~Robert Brault If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. ~Robert Brault, There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945 Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. ~Giacomo Leopardi, Zibaldone Scelto Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. ~Red Skelton If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. ~Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957 Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already. ~Jean de La Bruyère, Les Caractères, 1688 Book/TV quotes: "Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humor, would he?" -Ron; Harry Potter "Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" Draco Malfoy; Harry Potter "Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something." -Draco Malfoy; Harry Potter "What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life." -George Weasley; Harry Potter "Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"-Ron Weasley; Harry Potter "That's the most boring speech I ever heard, and I grew up with PERCY!"-Ron Weasley; Harry Potter "I want to fix that in my memory forever: Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron Weasley; Harry Potter "Animorphs, idiot teenagers with a death wish." --Marco; Animorphs "Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. When you start taking advice from Marco, the end of civilization is very near." --Rachel; Animorphs "Sticking your tongue in an electrical socket is dangerous- not to mention painful." -Marco; Animorphs "Jake? Do me a favor. Don't ever say 'so far, so good'. The only time anyone ever says 'so far, so good' is right before everything blows up in his face!"-Marco; Animorphs "It's an alien toilet!" -Cassie; Animorphs "So now what? Save the world? [looks around] Can we eat first?"-Marco; Animorphs “Marco, Marco, Marco. You do like to cling to your pathetic little dreams, don’t you?” ~ Rachel; Animorphs “They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” ~ Rachel; Animorphs "(( Say Rachel, I got a joke for you,)) I said. “Ax-man. Cardboard isn’t one of the major food groups, remember?”-Marco; Animorphs “Ha-ha. And, free this month only, a bonus ha!"-Marco; Animorphs (I know, I like Animorphs) "You're telling me it's more relaxing for everyone if I just act like we're all going to die?" -Marco; Animorphs "Excuse me, but are you planning on having a battle? IN MY NOSE!"-Marco; Animorphs "I want to hop on the cafeteria table and dance on somebody's Tater Tots until the hall monitor comes to drag me away." -Marco; Animorphs "You are going to try and wipe out every guy who's cuter than you, Marco? That's half the human race. "-Rachel; Megamorphs #2 "The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that you've just saved from sharks, by turning into dolphins...You're suggesting that's weird? "-Marco; Animorphs "I can't believe you guys were doing all this while I was sleeping! Playing tag with some dust monster from Saturn? Rachel having amnesia till Marco plowed into her with a truck? Escaping from Visser Three's Blade ship? And I'm sleeping the entire time? No way! I missed all the fun." --Tobias; Animorphs "Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." Marco. BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans,"Marco. BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!"Jake. -Animorphs "'No. No. The sun does not rise in the west, the Chicago Cubs don't win the World Series, Scully never, ever believes Mulder, and Rachel does not cry. Those are the things I know.'" -Marco; Animorphs "I was busy watching my taped reruns of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood," Marco said, giving Rachel a sly look. "Last night it was the one where it was a beautiful day in the neighborhood."-Marco; Animorphs " Hey, look! Over by that tree. See? A baby skunk with its mother."(Sarcastically) "Let's run right over and pet them!"-Cassie and Marco; “Salt! Salt! And grease! Greee-suh!”Ax; Animorphs "Don't give me any of your lip today, Foaly, because today is not one of those Oh-I'm-so-impressed-with-the-pony's-technology days."-Julius Root; Artemis Fowl "One, you're right. Two, I'm going to run with it. Three, well done, you two. And four, you ever call me Julius again, Foaly, you'll be eating your own hooves. "-Julius Root "Looks like the gang's all here. And guess what? I don't like gangs."-Julius Root "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose than I'm crazy. That's the way history is written."-Artemis "Anybody see you come in here?' Holly thought about it. 'The FBI,CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, and the EIB.'Foaly frowned. "The EIB?' 'Everyone in the building"-Holly Short; Artemis Fowl "Whatever they're paying me, it isn't enough."-Foaly; Artemis Fowl "My bugs don't have bugs."-Foaly; Artemis Fowl "No. This is not the commander. This is Foaly, the centaur. Is this the kidnapping lowlife human?"-Foaly "(to Cudgeon) Naughty naughty. No one beats Foaly but me."-Julius Root; Artemis Fowl "Trust me. I'm a genius."-Artemis; Artemis Fowl "I don't like lollypops!"-Artemis; Artemis Fowl "Food?"-Grover; Percy Jackson "Okay." Rachel stood up and said really loud. "Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! They're half Greek god!" Nobody even looked over. Rachel shrugged and sat down. "They don't seem to care."-Rachel; Percy Jackson "It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up."-Percy; Percy Jackson (duh) "You are okay?' he asked 'Not eaten by monsters?' "I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."-Percy--do I even need to say it? "He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly. "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."-Percy; Percy Jackson "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?""That the three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"-Percy and Grover; Percy Jackson Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"-Dionysus; Percy Jackson "I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of: a) The dark; b) Cold shivers up your spine; c) Strange noises;; d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off. In other words, I thought it was awesome." -Percy; Percy Jackson "'Monkey bars,' Annabeth said. 'I'm great at these.' She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure."-Percy; Percy Jackson "'You're Dionysus,' I said. 'The god of wine.' "All right cupcakes, you are about to see the Grand Canyon. Try not to break it. The skywalk can hold the weight of seventy jumbo jets, so you featherweights should be safe out there. If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork." Gleeson Hedge; The Lost Hero "You're a strange little dude," Teddy; Good Luck Charlie "He's making a mash potatoe girlfriend out of my leftovers. Make him stop!" Jerry Russo; Wizards of Waverly Place Max: Hey, I've got something that'll put our name on the wizard map! OK... how about a spell to make clear plastic that's sticky on one side and that helps put wizards put drawings on the refridgerator? I'll call it 'Russo's Sticky Strips'. Justin: Got it. Mr. Laritate: Oh, Alex, you are definitely not your brother, Justin. Jerry: [trying to teach spells] Okay, you haven't eaten for days and you're starving and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do? Patrick (to some random guy): Are you Squidward? Guy: NoPatrick (to the same guy): Are you Squidward now?Guy: NO! ~Patrick Star; Spongebob Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.~SB [SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash] Squidward: Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?~SB "Wait don't tell me, don't tell me Spongebob! Don't tell me!!!!...Ok, tell me" -SB I call this little number...striped sweater. *starts to sing* The best time to wear a Striped Sweater, is all the time! Spongebob: "Hey Squidward. Guess what today is. Crusty Krab Training Instructor: "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties"~SB Spongebob:"Patrick, your genius is showing." Spongebob: Remember, Patrick...Flatter the customer. Sandy: *To Patrick* "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" The inner contents of my mind are an enigma. (In Patrick's thought bubble, a milk carton tips over). I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.-Patrick;Spongebob Carly: Until next time, stay in school, Sam: Holy chiz on a chizzle! Dear Gosh, please make her leave.~Freddie; iCarly Spencer: The bunny has conflicting emotions!~iCarly Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.~PF Candace: No, no, it's just that I saw you and it was like, it was like my teacher wearing a cowboy hat!~PF Ferb: Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!~PF Baljeet: Ugh! It takes you one day to build a roller coaster, but it takes 10 minutes to pump a tire?!~PF Candace: Do you know what this is?Phineas: Uh, is it not a rabbit?Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu? Candace: He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.~PF Phineas: Is everything okay? Baljeet: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy. Phineas: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay!'~PF Baljeet: Oh, thank you sir!~PF Ferb: (after Perry accidentally hits a self-destruct button the Rainbowinator) You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.~PF Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.Martians: Arrabata Dutch!Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.~PF Random Troubled Man: Finally, my irrational fear that a giant platypus will see me in my underwear is cured! [The Platypus Monster stomps past his house while the man is in his underwear] ...It's even worse than I thought...~PF "The best person I know is Myself." ~Greg; Diary of a Wimpy Kid "Let go, baby hippo!" Rodrick; Diary of a Wimpy Kid She's a girl! Where do I grab her?~Greg when wresting with Patty; Diary of a Wimpy Kid Hey, guys! Wanna see my secret freckle?~Fregley; Diary of a Wimpy Kid Favorite 12 HP characters, in no particular order: 1. Ron 2. Fang 3. Fluffy 4. Fred 5. George 6. Lily 7. Remus 8. Sirius 9. James 10. Draco 11. Tom Riddle (before he became Voldemort) 12. Pig (Ron's owl) Do u think that nine and six make a good couple? Well, DUH! It's in the book What would happen if four walk in eight and nine kissing? The thought! It BURNS!! Who do you like better, four or five? Fred and George? GASPS You want me to CHOOSE?! Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Tom Riddle's like fifty years older than Lily What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would run away screaming my head off Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah Would Two and Six make a good couple? The thought! It BURNS! Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither, unless that author had some serious issues Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. FORGET IT! Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Ron and Sirius? That's just wrong! Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. "The Story of a Very Twisted Author" Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Unfortunately, no one really writes about Fluffy Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Probably not Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I don't know why don't you ask them?! If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Ron/Lily/Pig WARNING: Reader might run away screaming When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A while ago, when I was looking up fics about Fred "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Ron and Remus are in a happy relationship, until The James runs off with Fred. Ron, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tom Riddle and a brief unhappy affair with Pig, then follows the wise advice of George and finds true love with Fluffy. What title would you give this fic? "What happens when an author is on drugs" How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Not answering that List your favorite Animorph characters in no particular order: 1. Marco 2. Ax 3. Loren 4. Jordan 5. Sarah 6.Melissa 7. Elfangor 8. Madra 9. Erek 10. Champ 11. David 12. Karen Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Yes, I have actually. It was an AU and pretty good (but it wasn't a pairing) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would run away screaming my head off Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah Would Two and Six make a good couple? The thought! It BURNS! Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? The closest thing I could picture, is Sarah playing fetch with Champ at the Hork Bajir coloney Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Blind and alone. Loren had almost given up all hope. Until a certain dog brought happiness into her life again (when Loren gets Champ) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Sort of, it was called "The Girlfriend" Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. "A twisted nightmare" Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Don't know Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Don't know Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I DON'T KNOW!!! If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? "Had a Bad Day" If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Marco/Melissa/Karen WARNING: ...um...not sure... When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Recently Is number one hot, how hot? Well, Marco? He's funny, and one of my favorites, but he's probably too old for me Would six and three make a good couple? Melissa and Loren? NO, that's just wrong! List your favorite POJ characters in no particular order: 1. Mrs. O'Leary 2. Grover 3. Tyson 4. Blackjack 5. Rachel 6. Percy 7. Nico 8. Hermes 9. Cerberus 10. Annabeth 11. George 12. Martha Do one and nine make a good couple? Actually, yes. I'm writing a fanfiction about it called "It's A Dog's Life!" Who do you prefer, five or ten? As characters? Rachel or Annabeth? I like them both about the same...maybe Rachel if I had to choose, but I'm not entirely sure. But I would not date either of them because...hmm...I don't know...I'M A GIRL!! Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, and NOOOO!!! Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Don't know Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Tyson had never seen anything so beautiful in his life-except for peanut butter...Tyson/Annabeth Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? AHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES! Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. "Snake-Sitting" If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? idk If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Mrs. O'Leary/Percy/Martha WARNING: Do not read unless you have a very strong stomach When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A while ago List your 12 favorite Artemis Fowl characters in no particular order: 1) Becket Fowl 2) Myles Fowl 3) Grub Kelp 4) Holly Short 5) Artemis Fowl II 6) Foaly 7) Jayjay 8) Mulch Diggums 9) Butler 10) Juliet 11) Trouble Kelp 12) Julius Root Who do you prefer, five or ten? Hmm...Artemis or Juliet. It depends. But in a fight, my money would be on Juliet Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, and NOOOO!!! Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, a few Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/ten, because at least Juliet is a girl Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? AHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES! Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. "Like Commander, Like Lemur" If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? idk If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Becket/Foaly/Root WARNING: Don't read if...just don't read! When was the last time you read a fic about Five? He's kind of the main character, so almost every AF story Some laws are important, some laws are selfish, and some laws are just plain stupid. Let me show you some of the most ridiculous laws in world-none of this is made up-so I'm not promising all of this is 100 percent true: (Note: just because it's here, doesn't mean you have to listen to it if you live there) US Laws : In Alaska, it is illegal to wake up a sleeping bear to take its picture (although hunting them is legal) Again, in Alaska, it's illegal to push a moose out of a moving airplane In New York, Arizona, and Georgia, it is illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bath tub. In Idaho it is illegal to go fishing from the back of a camel or giraffe. In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking meter's time must be paid for. In Bladwin Park, California, you are not allowed to ride a bycicle in a swimming pool In New Jersey, It is Illegal To Wear A Bulletproof Vest While Committing A Murder (but committing a murder IS?) In Connecticut, A Pickle Is Not Officially A Pickle Unless It Bounces. In North Carolina, Bingo Games Can't Last More Than Five Hours In Connecticut, It's Illegal To Walk Across A Street On Your Hands In Columbus, Ohio it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. In Youngstown, Ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. In Oklahoma, whale hunting is strictly illegal (note: there are no whales in Oklahoma) Rhode Islands says it is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley. In Hawaii you aren't allowed to put coins in your ears Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays. When in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in New Orleans. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time in Alabama. In Alaska kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. In Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce the state's name. Unmarried woman cannot parachute on Sundays in Florida. Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. In ancient Hawaii, it was illegal to smile. If you were caught smiling, you'd be exiled or even killed Around the world: (Note: This is not meant to offend anyone, or any country.) Flushing the toilet after 10 pm where the person lives in an apartment is illegal in Switzerland Chewing gum was illegal in Singapore unless you are doing it to help you stop smoking until 2003 You are not permitted to leave your house without wearing underwear in Thailand. Donald Duck was once banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear any pants. In the Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams. In Victoria, Australia it is forbidden to wear hot pink pants after mid-day on a Sunday. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. Karate films were banned in Iraq in 1979. In Israel it is illegal to take a bear to the beach My future fics: (Note: Nothing is one hundred percent offical yet) 1. Title: Title Undecided (Artemis Fowl/Percy Jackson crossover) Summery: Due to a mistake in location, Nico accidently loses his sword somewhere in Ireland. And when Artemis stumbles upon it, things are about to get interesting... Rating: K Genre: Adventure/Humor 2. Title: Title Undecided (Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover) Summery: The fairies weren't the first magical people Artemis has met... When an 11-year-old Artemis Fowl is excepted into Hogwarts, the school is about to get the shock of their life. Rating: K Genre: Fantasy 3. Title: Slytherin Story Of all the places that she could have been trapped at, it was just her luck for her to be stuck here. Slight Astoria/Draco in later chapters Rating: T Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort 4. Title: Cursed (Harry Potter) Summery: What if Voldemort decided to make another horcrux...? (Series) Rating: T (or M) Genre: Horror/Mystery/Fantasy/Tragedy/Angst (Genre changes depending on story) | |||||||
1. Dead End » reviewsAn eleven-year-old Annabeth has the adventure of a lifetime. Pre-Lightning ThiefCrossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,961 - Reviews: 291 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 7-14-11 - Theodore N. & Annabeth C.2. Four Days in H E Double Broomsticks » reviewsA skiing trip takes a deadly turn, leaving four friends fighting for their lives.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,670 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-3-13 - Published: 6-20-11 - Albus S. P. & Draco M.3. The Sweetness of Revenge » reviewsNearly two years after the tour, Mike Teavee receives a strange phone call from Veruca Salt. She has a plan to get back at Wonka, but it involves returning to the dreaded factory. And when disaster strikes, the two become trapped inside! Now the only way out is to work their way through a series of challenges that seem to be designed specifically for them . . .Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,373 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 7-31-12 - Mike Teevee & Veruca Salt4. Nothing Short of Insanity » reviewsWhat do you get when you add a green-haired child prodigy, a semi-evil scientist, a secret agent platypus, and little bit of magic? Complete and utter chaos!Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-8-12 - Published: 11-18-11 - Ferb5. Slytherin Story » reviews"The past few weeks had been but a blur. It wasn't until now that reality had finally sunk in. She felt as if her entire world had come crashing down. And, in a way, it had." Following the war, when her family is arrested, 15-year-old Astoria Greengrass is forced to stay with the Weasleys.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-22-12 - Published: 8-7-12 - Astoria G.6. I Stood My Ground » reviewsA series of drabbles involving the Slytherins' reactions to Harry Potter's "death"Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-22-12 - Published: 3-23-12 - Theodore N. & Draco M.7. Of Penguins and BendyStraws reviewsJake and Marco have a sleepover. Marco cannot sleep. Randomness ensues!Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-12 - Jake & Marco - Complete8. Expect the Unexpected » reviewsWorking on The Project Artemis finds something odd.An unknown substance is destroying the ozone layer at incredible rates.His plan is simple: find the power source and shut it down, but things take an unexpected turn, and he's in for the shock of his lifeCrossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,398 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-10-12 - Published: 11-20-10 - Harry P. & Lily Luna P.9. Game Over reviewsA triple drabble. Mike Teavee's thoughts as he lays in the taffy stretcher. More details inside.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-12 - Mike Teevee - Complete10. A New Twist » reviewsAfter a strange chat with a certain ghost, Nico goes to England hoping for someone to help them fight Kronos, but what he gets, is a whole lot more than he bargains for...Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 59,764 - Reviews: 526 - Updated: 11-3-11 - Published: 3-27-10 - Astoria G. & Harry P.11. A Furry Friend » reviewsFor thousands of years dogs have been know to soften even the hardest of hearts. But, what's the world's youngest criminal mastermind going to say when he finds a stray dog in front of the Fowl Manor? My 1st Artemis Fowl fic! RxRArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-28-11 - Published: 7-6-10 - Artemis F. & Juliet B. - Complete12. Aftermorphs 1: The Warning » reviewsNo one has seen the Animorphs in months. The war is over, the Yeerks are gone. But there's a new threat. Can another group of kids do what the Animorphs did? Full summery inside!Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 2-7-10 - David13. Artemorphs » reviewsThe Yeerks are after Artemis! They want to use his intelligence and wealth to take over earth. And when the Animorphs save him from a near infestation, he agrees to help them fight the Yeerks, provided they give him something in return...Crossover - Animorphs & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 8-23-10 - Artemis F.14. The Bet » reviewsRachel bets Marco that she can go longer without shopping, than Marco can go with no video games! Who will win?Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-5-10 - Published: 2-26-10 - Marco & Rachel15. Guilt reviewsGuilt is like a hungry parasite. It eats you alive, giving you nothing in return. And if it is not taken care of, it will eventually destroy you completely. After Artemis jumps out the window, Minerva doesn't know who she is anymore. Spoilers for book 5Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-17-10 - Minerva P. - Complete16. Castle Chaos! » reviewsWhen Dumbledore's great great niece comes to town, Hogwarts is about to get a run for its money...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-6-10 - Published: 8-9-1017. Nighttime Cries reviewsRachel's point of view of the night they trapped David. ONE-SHOT RxRAnimorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-10 - David & Rachel - Complete18. Deadly Quest » reviewsMelissa, Skyler, and Sophie. Three very different kids. With three very different godly parents. But now, these children must take part in a prophecy, that might mean life...or death. -Set after TLO. On hiatus until further notice.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-19-10 - Published: 7-1-1019. Protect Me II » reviewsJamie goes back to NY for a week, but feels out of place with muggles. Allison starts to suspect something about her best friend. Toby starts acting strange-And that's just the beginning!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 3-21-10 - OC20. iGoToHogwarts » reviewsWho really was Sam's father?Crossover - Harry Potter & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Draco M. & Sam P.21. Wizwarts » reviewsAlex, Justin, and Max go to Hogwarts to learn about different types of wizardry. The result, CHAOS!Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Alex R.22. Growing Up reviewsWe all know the Di Angelo children. But what happened before Percy met them? This is a collection of short stories about their lives when they were younger, growing up in Washington D.C RxR!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-10 - Nico A. & Bianca A.23. Animorphs Soundtrack Version 2 » reviewsA better version of my old one. Basically, a bunch of real songs with the words changed to become Animorph-ish. Try it! Pretty please? *Puppy face*Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-1024. It's A Dog's Life! » reviewsWhen Mrs. O'Leary and Ceberus have puppies, no one knows what to do with them! How will the camp possibly survive? A story for dog lovers of all kinds RxR! P.S. I don't own PJOPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-27-10 - Published: 3-1-10 - Nico A. & Percy J.25. The Bloop reviewsWhat happens when Rachel's little sister steals my computer ONE-SHOTAnimorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete26. One Wish » reviewsHarry wishes on a star Voldemort was never born.But what happens when his wish comes true?Now Harry's in a different world where he has family and doesn't have to save the world! But is it as good as it looks?And what happened 2 the Harry from THIS world?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 2-17-10 - Harry P.27. Animorphs Soundtrack » reviewsJust a bunch of real songs that I changed to make Animorph themed. Actually, it's pretty good. You won't know unless you try! RxR!Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 3-23-1028. Protect Me » reviewsJamie is shocked when she finds out that she is a witch.But her troubles are just beginning.Now Jamie is about to find out secrets of her past she never n her new friends and a dog keep her from the deadly threats that await?My 1st fic, so be nice!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - OC - Complete29. The Bargain » reviewsThe Ellimist makes a LITTLE deal with Malfoy. And the Animorphs get a BIG surprise.Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Rachel & Draco M.30. Did you love me? reviewsLuke's last moments with Annabeth. The scene from the book, told from his POV! Give it a try, I suck at summeries, but really it's much better than it sounds. RxR! P.S. I don't own Percy JacksonPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-7-10 - Luke C. & Annabeth C. - Complete31. Letters reviewsONE-SHOT: After her twin leaves to Hogwarts, Melissa is truely crushed. Watch how the unfairness of the wizarding world tears a little girl's dreams to shreads RxR!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-10 - Complete
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