I love HARRY POTTER!

My favorite characters are Bellatrix Lestrange and Sirius Black, which is a bit odd because Bellatrix killed Sirius. I prefer writing Bellamort fics becuase I think that Bella and Voldy are both very interesting characters.

I'm not a very good writer yet, but I love to write HP fanfics. I'm only in 8th grade, so I'm not very experienced. I'm trying to improve my writing and I am open to all reviews, except unhelpful insults, though I am happy to receive constructive criticism.

My Stories:

Time-Turner

Poems:

Love

In Progress:

The Luckiest: 1. Bellatrix is in Azkaban. 2. Bella is rescued by Voldemort. 3. Confused? You should be. So is Bella. 4. Bella wakes up and Voldemort is not pleased with her request.

Story ideas:

Unlucky: Sequel to The Luckiest. Not giving away any more at the moment.

Like a Bird: Bellatrix's life story. Not AU, but explores lots of hidden moments between Bella and Voldy. Complicated love triangle. square. pentagon. disformed figure.

Competition: Uh oh. Alecto Carrow is Voldy's new fanatic and Bella is NOT happy... nor is Voldy. AlectoxVoldy, BellaxVoldy

Plz vote! Voting will continue until end of The Luckiest. Vote now! Your vote counts!

I'm planning to write all three of these. Voting will decide the order in which I write them. Vote now so the story you want to read isn't written a year later then it could be...

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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I don't suffer from HBC addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. ~ This should mean Sweeney Todd for most of us~ Or Harry Potter!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's so annoying!)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SWEENEY TODD

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies.

2. When someone asks you to explain the BASIC storyline you tell them a BUNCH of details.

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

5. You replace some of the words in the songs either to make it apply to you, or just to be funny.

6. You've actually tried to give yourself a Sweeney Todd or Mrs. Lovett hairstyle. (Mrs. Lovett's! It was painful. I took a shower then put my hair up in little twists on top of my head without blow drying first! Then I took them out and my hair was all curly and frizzy! I brushed it a bit and then pinned up random pieces and it looked perfect! For 10 minutes. Then it got is weird so I took it down and I looked like Bellatrix Lestrange, which wasn't really a problem for me, even though I was at school. My teachers were giving me WEIRD looks!)

7. Whenever you shave (your face or legs etc.) you either hum or sing Sweeney Todd songs.

8. When you're at school and they're serving ANYTHING that's meat, you've said something like, "OH MY GOSH, THEY KILLED ALEX!!"

9. You're thinking of naming your child Nellie, Todd, Toby, or maybe even SWEENEY! (A lot of mean nicknames could come from having that name!)

10. You've gone up to someone with something like a knife, stick, or ruler and said, "How 'bout a shave?"

Crazy is when you’re listening to Sweeney Todd and you find yourself not only singing but acting the part out completely from memory.

Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and then writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."

Crazy is when you hear a Sweeney Todd song you practically cry tears of joy

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style

Crazy is when you get together with your Johnny Depp-obsessed friend and have a Sweeney Todd singalong in the middle of orchestra class completely from memory. Hey, it's music, isn't it?

Crazy is when you sing Sweeney Todd in lolspeak just for fun and to sound stupid.

Crazy is when you sing about cannabalism during lunch at school every day to freak the popular girls out.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on Septemer 19th)

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Sweeney Todd
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Rap
I Say Pop
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different…
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME

If you've ever seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you love "You Shall Drip Rubies", copy this into your profile. :D!!

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

Teehee, if you like to laugh...Teehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...TEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-cough-sweenett, bellamort-cough-

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the smell of psycho murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obsessed freak

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you think that Ed Sanders, the kid that played Toby in Sweeney Todd is freakin' hot and has the most amazing singing voice you have ever heard(besides JD), copy and paste this to your profile!

45 Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. when you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

12.Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics by heart.

13.You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen. (definitely)

14.Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O

15.You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

16.You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

17.Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea.

18.You use Sweeney Todd examples to help you solve math problems. (If Toby gave a customer 5 pies and another 3 pies...)

19.Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

20.You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters.

21.You've co splayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22.You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,red and white by the sea bustle dress...

23.Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

24.You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

26. If someone asks you to explan the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

27. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

28. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

29. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

30. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

31. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

32. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.

33. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

34. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.

35. When a friend or relative says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survived? You...you...you're not a meat pie."

36. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention puh-lease!!"

37. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

38. Whenever someone happens to say "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

39. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.

40. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

41. You have the movie memorized

42. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

43. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

44. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

45. You have a strange fear of tea kettles.

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD (IT'S NOT A DISORDER! Really!)

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

Harry Potter Fanfic Challenge!

(number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..)

1.Bellatrix Lestrange

2.Sirius Black

3.Nymphadora Tonks

4.Luna Lovegood

5.Professor McGonagall

6.Narcissa Malfoy

7.Dobby

8. Lord Voldemort

9.Severus Snape

10.Lily Potter

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
No.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
This is probably a better question for Lupin.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Wtf?!...INCEST MUCH?!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Oh yes, plenty! I love Harry/Snape guardian fics.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Um… both lovely characters, but I don’t think the chemistry is quite there…

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Luna/Voldemort or Luna/Snape? Both are pretty pedophile-ish considering both men are at least thirty years older than Luna, but the choice would have to be Snape/Luna. Someone as innocent as Luna could never love someone like Voldemort, but I think only someone like Luna could help cure Snape of his broken heart.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Dobby discovered Tonks and Lord Voldemort together?! I’d have to say he’d be pretty damn scared!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Sirius, finally free, goes out to Diagon Alley and is surprised to meet none other than his cousin Narcissa Malfoy. He is surprised to find she may not be the perfect pureblood like he thought when she begins to confide in Sirius and tell him her concerns for Draco as a Death Eater.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Luna/Lily. Not that I’ve heard of, considering Lily was dead before Luna was even born.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bellatrix/McGonagall...In Desperate Need of a Friend

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Luna wants Bella? Luna is definitely under the control of a very strong, very unintentionally given, love potion.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Dobby/Snape? None of my friends actually go on fanfiction, but let me tell you, if they did, they would NOT read Dobby/Snape slash!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Battlefield by Jordin Sparks, to show how Lily feels about choosing between Snape And James.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Sirius/Tonks/Narcissa… WARNING: VERY ANGSTY BLOODY FAMILY REUNION. Lol.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Voldy to McGonagall? "Shouldn’t you teach Charms? Because I’ve never felt one as powerful as the one you’ve got on me!" LOL! XD

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Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade

ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like the evil characters more often than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you might be insane, DO NOT copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you're insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes forget small words your sentences, copy paste this your profile.

If you have ever said "Stop talking to yourself" out loud TO YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least one scar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sing random songs you totally made up out of the blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes act out Harry Potter scenes, or randomly quote entire sections of the books/movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Why America has some issues

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you have ever started to randomly sing Sweeney Todd only to have the whole class stare at you like you're an idiot paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN/PAGAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Bold are the ones that apply to me.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.