Here's a Brain Teaser For You That I Made One Day:

The Most Nonsensical Artical That Makes Pure Sense You Will Ever Read

Those who accuse those of madness
Must be mad themselves,
For no man can tell who is mad
If they are not mad, as well.

One example is the Mad Hatter
Who is not really mad.
He may appear to be so,
But the truth is those who consider him to be mad
Are truly imprudent.

Talking to oneself is measured as madness,
Therefore causing one to be able to tell
Who else is 'round the bend' without much thought,
Whish is good,
Seeing as madness spreads quite rapidly.
One may think that a normal and sensible person
To be mad because of their normality.

Being normal, now THAT is true madness.

-Writing-at-random

Muhahahaha! >=D Welcome, to my little profile of horrors! (Confused yet? Scared? A little of both? Cool.) Don't leave just yet!! I'm not THAT crazy!

If you want to know my whole name, you can message me. However, I won't tell you =) You can call me Jill or Jilly-Bean, or writing-at-random. I don't care which! I just noticed that the shortened version of my pen name is WAR... Did not know that. Oh well, THE FIGHT FOR CAMELOT HAS BEGUN!

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Merlin and Supernatural are ruling over my life right now. They have captured my sanity and are holding it captive... with salt... and magic. Then again, if it's in the dungeons of Camelot, it can easily break out. But seeing as it hasn't yet, my sanity either likes it there or Merlin and Castiel are magically holding it. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the latter! I know, I need a life, but I'm pretty happy where I am here in the world of Camelot and in the Angels vs. Team Free Will world.

If you think about it, Merlin can teach you insults and how to handle supernatural situations! (haha! Gotta admit, the shows go together! *winkwink*)... What? It might come up some time that you have to defeat an Afanc and only you know how to kill it... It could happen *goes into paranoid corner*

Another thing, I don't write slash... Sorry.

FOR MERLIN:

Favorite Pairings: Merlin/Freya, Arthur/Gwen, Gwaine/Apple
Favorite Person To Kill Off: LANCELOTLANCELOTLANCELOTLANCELOT!!!!!! And Morgana, I guess...
The Person Who Should Show Up More: Geoffrey. You know he's awesome! And Dragoon... The Great would be cool too XD
Favorite Character: Merlin!

FOR SUPERNATURAL:

Favorite Parings: Dean/Jo... that's pretty much it.
Favorite Person To Kill Off: ZACHARIAH! Hate that guy.
The Person Who Should Show Up More: Balthazar (and now Cas *sad tear*)
Favorite Character: Castiel!!!

A few "random" things about me that I feel up to sharing:
I often yell at the TV, thinking the characters will hear me. They never do.
My friends and I often act out our favorite scenes in the hallways at school.
We do the previous with only seeing the episode once...
Another thing, if I could feed someone rat soup, I would. You have been warned.

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Quotes:
Merlin-

"In a world that's medieval, and full of... medium sized evil one boy has the power to... be powerful!"
"Watch me."
"We're gonna die! dodododo! We're gonna die!"
"We're going to that great big rollercoaster in the sky-y-y-y... to join them... in a minute..."
"And once again the balance has been restored to nature."

Arthur: You cannot address me like that!
Melrin: Oh, sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, My Lord?"

Merlin: I am an open book!
Arthur: I don't believe that for a second.

Arthur: Sometimes I think I know you Merlin. Other times...
Merlin:Well I know you. You're a prat. And a royal one.

Uther: You have proven yourself to be a trusted ally in the fight against magic.
Merlin: Me?!
^(oh, the irony! you can cut it with a wooden spoon!)

Merlin: I am... Dragoon! The Great!

Should I get away from my Merlin stuff? Well, if you insist.

Time for Supernatural!! XD
"Hey, Ass-butt!" -Cassy!
Need I say more? This show has the best one-liners EVER!

Harry Potter Stuff:

If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowd to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.(from the profile of 14hp1)

^^This came from the profile of slytheriangirlandproud and I got this from Miss Enthusiasimal. It was too cute to pass up.

35 Things To Do In Camelot...

1. When Merlin's eyes flash gold, scream, "NO!!! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!"
2. Ask Uther for the "magic" word when he orders you to do something.
3. When Morgana smirks, run up to her and ask, "Does that smirk begin to hurt after a while?"
4. Bow to Gwen every time you see her in the hall saying, "My Queen!" when people are around. (before S4 finale, anyway)
5. Tell Gwaine that the tavern has run out of ale when he is in dire need of a drink.
6. Ask Uther if his crown is on too tight.
7. Order Merlin to turn Arthur into a frog and make him turn back into a handsome prince when you kiss him!
8. Do the previous in front of Gwen.
9. When you laugh in front of Arthur, brey like a donkey, and shout, "OH NO, THE GOBLIN IS BACK!"
10. Glare at Lancelot, and when he asks you why you hate him so much, answer with a simple, "Wouldn't you like to know!"
11. Start singing Magic by B.o.B. when there is a tence and awkward silence between Merlin and Gaius.
12. Make Merlin sing with you.
13. Report to Arthur's chambers at breakfast and say you have to take some of his food so he doesn't get fat.
14. When you meet Gili, gape at him and say, "DUDLEY DURSLEY! What will you're parents say about your magic?!"
15. Make Kilgharrah give you dragon rides.
16. Ask Merlin why he isn't at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
17. When he asks about Hogwarts, say, "What are you talking about? There is so such thing as magic!"
18. Tell Gaius that cuts aren't the flu, and pat him on the shoulder. "It's okay, your medical knowledge is limited, I know." (This is an inside joke)
19. The first time you meet Arthur, be dressed like a gypsy and say, "I predict that you will... BECOME KING!"
20. Ask Leon why he never dies.
21. Ask Arthur why he and his knights why they wear red in the forest when they're trying to be discreat.
22. When Arthur wins a sword fight, lean up against a tree and say, "I've seen Indiana Jones do better."
23. Ask Arthur if he ever stops to think why branches randomly fall on the bandits and spears kill his enemies at JUST the right time, and when Merlin is 'hiding'.
24. When Merlin introduces himself to you, look him over. "Well, I was expecting a more Dumbledore look..."
25. While everyone shouts "For the Love of Camelot!" shout, "For Aslan!"
26. Blabber on and on about a magical sword hidden in the forest in front of Arthur and Uther.
27. Act like there is an emergency and drag Gwaine into a room. Shut the door and demand he take off his shirt!
28. As Gwen walks away, sigh dreamily and say, "Gwen and Lance are so cute together!" to Arthur and walk away innocently.
29. In the middle of the Great Hall full of the Knights of the Round Table and Merlin, suddenly fall to your knees insisting that you can't breathe and need mouth-to-mouth or you WILL DIE!
30. When a deadly knight challenges the knights, say, "Leon accepts the challenge!" and when Leon asks why ON EARTH you did that, because you're sending him to his death, just say, "Don't worry," pat on the back, "you never die! The sword will run through you and... POOF! SIR UNDIEABLE LEON lives!"
31. Tell Merlin to put on Gaius' glasses, then put him in black robes and draw a scar on his forehead. "It's Harry Potter!"
32. When getting on a horse, ask what's the horse-power and the miles per hour.
33. Out hunting with Arthur, Merlin, and the knights, and Arthur kills an animal, shout, "THAT IS AN INDANGERED SPECIES IN 2011!"
34. Go up to Merlin and Arthur and say, "Wow! You look EXACTLY like Colin and Bradley!"
35. When they don't respond to the previous, start singing "You're the Voice" and ask Merlin who sang that song.

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xoxoxo