OKAY SO I HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE WRITER AND HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING LIKE I SHOULD AND I TRULY TRULY APOLOGIZE FOR THAT I REALLY DO I'LL GET RIGHT BACK ON THAT :) :) :) :)

Hello All!! This is my first time updating this profile, therefore I have no clue what the heck to put here!! Forgive me for this, for I tend to ramble a lot!

Let's see...I am sixteen years old, a junior in high school, and a nerd. Book-nerd, writing nerd, band nerd, anime/manga nerd...But my friends all love me so much and I love them back! As for what people can call me...Pretty much anything that isn't mean because I'm kind of sensitive...As long as I know you're addressing me, I don't really care...

Future Plans...I plan to become a writer. A young adult Science Fiction writer probably...But my one set-back is that I have too many ideas and stories going on at once, therefore nothing gets done. But hopefully I'll get chapters done for these stories here...Those will probably get done faster than my real projects...

Favorites:

Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket, Black Cat, Tokyo Mew Mew, DNAngel, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, InuYasha, and Air Gear. This list tends to grow as I finish series and stuff...

Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Twilight, Madagascar 1 & 2, Ice Age 1-3, Full-Metal Alchemist Movie: Conqueror of Shambala, Kung Pow, Happy Feet, and Blades of Glory. I have a very childish taste in movies. I've been told that I act like a 5-year-old by many of my friends...Except for Blades of Glory, if you've seen it...

Books: Maximum Ride, Cirque Du Freak, Twilight, Alfred Kropp, Heir Series, and I read a lot so there are many books that I love that I can't remember. But trust me. I'm a huge Maximum Ride fan. So much so that my dog is named Iggy, after one of the characters. FYI: I'm a Fang-Fan. Iggy's next on my favorite list. GO BLIND PYROMANIACAL BIRD-KIDS!! And goth bird-kids...And for Twilight fans that must know... TEAM JACOB. I know Edward gets Bella in the end...But Jacob is amazing. Werewolves win over vampires, but vampires win over wizards. Random fact: not much into Harry Potter. Jojo and the Feindish lot, all the way, and an abundance of katherines.

Also, as for my writing...I tend to torture my favorite characters. Even in the book I'm writing, my favorite character is depressed, emo, and suicidal. Yet he's still my favorite. So don't be angry with me if I'm tormenting your favorite character. It means I love them as well.

Hmm...Not sure what else to put here. So I guess that will have to do for now.

Stories In Progress That People Must Be Waiting For The Next Chapter...

Jealousy: Chapter Fifteen was just put up. I kinda know where I might go from here, but not really...

Jealousy Poll: "Who should Max end up with in the end?" The results are in! The poll was open, but for those who haven't looked at the results to see who won, I'll leave that to a surprise until the end of the story. I'll just say that the winner had 52 of the vote, and the runner-up had 36. Thanks to everyone who took the time to vote. I now have a pretty good idea where the story is going...:D

Flock + Sports Equipment = ??: Pretty much this story is at a stand-still...I have no idea where I'm going with it...Might not do anything...sadly...Chapter One up...

Kamikaze: I like this story. A lot. And I'm getting a lot of good reviews. I just updated Chapter 9.

I'm also working on a few other random Maximum Ride stories. It seems i'll be writing mostly Maximum Ride stories. I'll try to write something for other stories, but I just love the Maximum Ride characters soooo much...

I might not update a lot...I'm too smart, therefore, in school, I'm in all the classes that give out a lot of homework...I'm a sophomore and am already taking an AP World History class. So that takes up a lot of my time...Marching Band practice takes up a lot of my time too. And for the past few weeks I've been having a few personal issues. So forgive me! Thank you!

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FAVORITE QUOTES!!

"I just did something involuntary and messy..." -Sid, "Ice Age: The Meltdown"

"Oh, right, I was in the middle of a sentence, wasn't I?" -Me...I'm awesome like that :D

"Hasten, Pearl; or I shall be angry with thee!" -Hester Prynne, "The Scarlet Letter", wasn't read of my own choice. Read it in English. That was just my favorite quote...

"The brown one's escaping!" -Me...About a picture of a basket of puppies where a brown puppy was climbing out of the basket...

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THIS MUST STOP!

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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I listen to ALTERNATIVE MUSIC, so I must be EMO.
I'm an ATHIEST, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

STEREOTYPES SUCK! Copy, paste & add.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Pinky and the Brain
-Rockos modern Life
-TGIF
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You remember when Super Nintendos became popular, Where's Waldo books, Ring Pops, when every thing was "DA BOMB!", when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out and you collected those Beanie Babies, when you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs, when gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing, when we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.

One word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Ninja Turtles, Care Bears, Aladdin, and My Little Pony.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

You know that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

Bill-Nye The Science Guy, MR RODGERS, Gullah Gullah Island, Gumby, Lamb Chop, original Barney.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Homophobia is wrong, it needs to stop full stop.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Post this on your profile to make someone smile thats just like you!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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About 96 of girls and teens between the ages of 7 and 16 are overly OBSESSED with Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers. If you're part of the sane 4, post this on your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “man … we messed up … but that was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep it so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.