I'm young enough to get away with it and old enough to know better; 'nuff said.

I'm a deeply personal sort of person.

I am distinctly of the female persuasion.

I am here because I love Final Fantasy 7, and I love to read and write additional things outside the game.

I adore humorous (crack) fics, but I also like serious.

Please make any recommendations at any time.

I am very critical of people, but especially of writing.

I abhor those who cannot or especially will not use correct grammar and conventions.

I love love LOVE to beta. If you have something FF7 and don't mind ConCrit (and it's not something I hate) then that would be extraordinarily fun.

I hate: Yuffie. Tifa. Marlene and Denzel. Hollander, even if I enjoy reading about him. Loz, though he is funny. Things lacking in plot. Things lacking in intelligence that were supposed to have some. Flamers who try to be cool. Stupid people. People who cannot take criticism.

That being said, I would like to put down these blanket disclaimers.

1) Square Enix owns FF7 and all the original plot and characters. Pairings that are non-canonical and outside ideas are my own and those of my muses. If I use ideas from someone, it WILL be stated.

2) If you can't take my bluntness, DON'T ASK ME FOR A REVIEW. A review that is dishonest is worse than none at all.

3) If you are stupid, I will ignore you. Also, don't expect me to tolerate abuse of any sort.

Now that we've established all this, I look forward to hearing everyone's thoughts on pairings, writing, and life in general.