Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

***WARNING*** this bio was written at around midnight, the day after Christmas, by a person who doesn’t sleep a lot, has a lot of time on her hands; it’s about 2 pages long, not including the quotes at the end (and there are many of them) …which I think are worth reading, if nothing else of this bio is.

~"The question isn't 'who is going to let me'; it's 'who is going to stop me.'"

-"The Foutainhead," Ayn Rand ~

*skips around happily*

*hums*

*skips some more*

...

*and some more*

you know, I really don't like skipping. *sighs* so you want to know about me? ...well, no, of course you don't - you're just insane or bored or both or maybe just weird...or all three? but then I guess, if you were bored (insanely so?), insane and weird...you'd probably just fall under the category of weird... *nods head knowledgably*

ok, so we've established that you're insane and by now I’m sure you've realised *I’m* insane, so shall we just continue on with the bio and get over the nonsensical rambling? no? ... well TOO BAD! do you people think *I* like rambling? (actually I do...I think it's funny. but then again, I think the word quiz is funny so...)

I’m 15 (ok, 14, but I’m 15 in January (*pokes out tongue*)
I live in Australia (yes, the country all the way down there)
I’m female, and my name's Sheila (yes, that's right; I’m an Australian sheila and my name's Sheila)

*pulls out lightsabre*
*does cool stuff*
*ignores weird glances from people who have no business casting weird glances her way*

I don't own alot, and certainly have no claim what-so-ever on the fandoms I write (er, live) in.

I do however have a beautiful cat, called Leo (the lion) (male) however, he's not really named after a Lion (good thing too, he's afraid of his own shadow and most cat toys) he got his name from Leo off Charmed.

Ok, umm... fandoms I’m into: Star Wars (well, more just obi-wan's apprenticeship days), Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men movieverse, yu-gi-oh, Lord of the Rings and umm...yes, I think that's it.

Fave characters from afore mentioned fandoms:
X-Men (all verses) - Bobby, Hank, Kurt, Kitty (sort of), Logan, Jamie, Warren, Remy...oh and Pyro.
Harry Potter - Sirius, Snape, Ron, Sirius, Draco, Gred and Forge, Sirius...and I think that's it...no, no, wait - Remus.
Pirates- Jack and Will and Will, and erm Jack.
LotR – NOT FRODO! *coughs* *slightly deranged look disappears* erm, Strider and Legolas.
Yu-Gi-Oh – Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Seto.

Ok, erm hobbies, yes – I have those…

Climbing rocks, or plastic that has funny looking things protruding from said plastic. Reading Fanfiction… yeah. Reading, movies, music, attempting to play drums, guitar and bass (separately) with little success.

And yes, if you’ve read this far…perhaps a visit to a psychiatrist is in order, hmmm?

*runs off humming*
*swims back in*

a final word: do try and enjoy my stories :D *nods*

oh, and a final word to follow the previously mentioned, incorrectly named final word: A huge thanks to anyone who’s actually read this. A Bigger and huger thanks to those who read my stories, and a bigger than bigger, enormous, biggest thank you in existence (now and future *dodges weird looks*) to the people who take the time to review.

*flys off*
...(with plushies of fave characters in tow)

WOOT!


quotes (the things most people skip over):

“MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that themselves are sane. For illustration, this present (and illustrious) lexicographer is no firmer in the faith of his own sanity than is any inmate of any madhouse in the land; yet for aught he knows to the contrary, instead of the lofty occupation that seems to him to be engaging his powers he may really be beating his hands against the window bars of an asylum and declaring himself Noah Webster, to the innocent delight of many thoughtless spectators.”

-The Devil's Dictionary," Ambrose Bierce


"I keep my scars from prying eyes
Incapable of ever knowing why."

-"Diluted," Slipknot


"Conformists look around and follow closely; Nonconformists look around and do the opposite. Individualists don't look around a lot."

-Eromon D'Alyzal”


"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

-Gone With The Wind [movie]


"'But people will have been killed!'
'Oh yes... I daresay that's quite likely. It's really quite difficult to be a murderer without killing people from time to time, you know.'"

-"Phantom," Susan Kay


"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."

-Soren Kierkegaard


"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


"And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; there in they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber stamps."

-H.L. Mencken


"'Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred.'
Pooh thought for a little while. 'How old shall I be then?'
'Ninety-nine.'
Pooh nodded. 'I promise,' he said."

-"The House at Pooh Corner," A.A. Milne


"You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretenses of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world."

-"Torture Garden," Octave Mirbeau


"Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do; Devise reason later. Born from Oblivion, bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into Oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random; has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long; no meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us."

-"Watchmen," Alan Moore


"I'm sad, but I'm laughing."

-"Hand in my Pocket," Alanis Morissette


"First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up."

-Martin Niemoeller


"When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares."

-Henri Nouwen


"Sometimes the insane and the contrarians and the ones who are closest to suicide are the most valuble people society has. They may be precursors of social change. They've taken the burdens of the culture onto themselves, and in their struggle to solve their own problems they're solving problems for the culture as well."

-"Lila: An Inquiry Into Morals," Robert Pirsig


"Dying
Is an art, like everything else,
I do it exceptionally well.
I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I've a call."

-"Lady Lazarus," Sylvia Plath


"There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them."

-"The Bell Jar," Sylvia Plath


"There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist."

-Ayn Rand


"The cruellest lies are often told in silence."

-Robert Louis Stevenson


"They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice; that only a madman could be guilty of it, and other insipidities of the same kind; or else they make the nonsensical remark that suicide is wrong, when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person."

-Arthur Schopenhauer


"You were born an original. Don't die a clone."

-Anonymous