Fanfiction Status:

NOTE: I'm another one of those authors who take forever to update their ongoing stories or finish one-shots. So prepare for waits between new chapters or stories. (Actually, my average update time is once a month. By this site's standards, that's kinda decent.)

Currently Writing: --
Ongoing: Goodbye, SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Unfinished: There's all sorts of one-shots on my laptop that are in an unfinished state...
Planned: I'm now writing a new SpongeBob darkfic entitled "Goodbye, SpongeBob". I don't have anything new planned after this is finished, however.

Gender: I'm female. Considering that approximately 80% of the users on this site are female, I don't think it's very surprising.

Age: Go Google it. ...Actually, I'm 16. Since I've stated my age on other websites, continuing to hide it on FanFiction was kinda pointless by now.

I like: Reading; gaming; writing; animation; history; politics; astronomy; music; crossovers (sometimes); reading good fanfics; the colours blue and army green; military hardware (or anything to do with the military really...); the beach; planes, trains & cars; science fiction; robots.

I STRONGLY dislike: Mary Sues; morons; badfics; trolls (usually. Sometimes, trolls are funny); ignorance; shopping (mostly clothes shopping); extremism (religious, political, etc.); weeaboos; incest; actual war; writer's block; the Animation Age Ghetto; Mpreg; pedophilia; necrophilia; egotists.

Favourite...

Cartoons: SpongeBob SquarePants (Seasons 1-3); Ed Edd n Eddy; The Simpsons; Family Guy; South Park; Rugrats; Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi; House of Mouse; My Life as a Teenage Robot; Beavis and Butthead; Wallace and Gromit.

Anime/Manga: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni; Puella Magi Madoka Magica; Sailor Moon; Elfen Lied; Tokyo Mew Mew; Bottle Fairy; The Legend of Koizumi; Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei; Kino's Journey; Air.

Live Action Shows: Mock the Week; Qi; Top Gear; Russell Howard's Good News; Dad's Army; Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Young Ones; Bottom; Red Dwarf; Blackadder Goes Forth.

Movies: Monsters vs. Aliens; Night at the Museum 1 & 2; The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; Fantastic Mr. Fox; Indiana Jones; AKIRA; Patton; Highlander; Iron Sky.
Disney Animated Canon: Treasure Planet; The Rescuers; Lilo and Stitch; Beauty and the Beast; The Lion King; Oliver and Company; 101 Dalmatians; Meet the Robinsons; Wreck-It Ralph.
Pixar: Toy Story; Monsters Inc.; Ratatouille; Up.
Studio Ghibli: My Neighbour Totoro; Ponyo.

Games: Super Mario Bros.; Pokemon; Kirby; Mr. Driller; Tetris; Super Smash Bros.; Kingdom Hearts; WarioWare Inc.; Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA; Yoshi's Island; VVVVVV; Fragile Dreams.

Books: Just about all of Roald Dahl's childrens' books; Of Mice and Men; Lord of the Flies.

Music:
Genres: Trance; House; Techno; New Wave; Chiptune; some Rock and Metal.
Singers/Bands: The Vocaloids; Kraftwerk (and by extension, Karl Bartos); Daft Punk; Nightcore; Oceanlab; Eiffel 65; Tears For Fears; Devo; Yellow Magic Orchestra.

Quote Bin:

"Nipah!"
-- Rika Furude; Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-- Patrick Star; "Band Geeks".

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
-- CATS; Zero Wing's (infamous) opening sequence.

"DEEUUGGHHH!!"
-- Random Fish; "Something Smells".

Patrick: "Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle"! Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The End!"
SpongeBob: "That didn't help at all!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
Squidward: "Is that what he calls it?"
-- SpongeBob and Squidward; "Something Smells".

SpongeBob: "Patrick! Are you OK?"
Patrick: "FINLAND!"
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Frankendoodle".

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
-- SpongeBob; "One Krabs's Trash".

"It's a dollar! I win!"
-- Patrick Star; "Wet Painters".

"People are evil. Fear people. They are known to eat oranges."
-- Uncyclopedia.

"This world, which filled wonderful things is endless. One day, I meet you there, again. And I sing this song..."
-- VOCALOID Miriam; lyrics from Samsara.

"There's no shame in knowing it's a Crapsack World, or that Humans are Bastards, or that Anyone Can Die. The real strength is knowing this, and going on anyway. Perhaps it is easier for those with religion. I don't know. But it's damned beautiful that we have good people in a bad world. And that, that we have good people in a world that seems dead set on corrupting them, is what makes this troper cry."
-- Unknown Troper; Real Life Tear Jerker page; TV Tropes.

Patrick: "These are some ugly looking fish."
SpongeBob: "Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
Mr. Krabs: "I think I'm gonna be sick!"
-- SpongeBob, Patrick and Mr Krabs; "Band Geeks".

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
-- "Dumblydore"; My Immortal.

Spanish Teacher: "Señor butthead, como es Juan?"
Butthead: "Uhmmm... burritos?"
Spanish Teacher: "No no no, Como es juan? Como es juan?"
Butthead: "Uhmmm... Guacamole."
Spanish Teacher: "No no no, señor Beavis, Como es juan?"
Beavis: "Uhhh... Spaghetti."
Spanish Teacher: "Spaghetti?! That's Italian you moron!"
-- Beavis and Butthead VS Spanish teacher; "No Laughing".

"You can't fight progress, no matter how strange it sounds."
-- Miriam Stockley; voice provider of VOCALOID1 Miriam.

"Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call ya back!"
-- Ed; "Sorry, Wrong Ed".

Peter: "Brian, my cereal has a message in it! It says 'Oooooooh!'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."
-- Peter and Brian Griffin.

Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years, and the police have never given me a nickname... but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher!"
Russell: (Leaping in pain) "AAAAHH!! THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!! THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!!"
-- Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard; "Unlikely Lines from a Thriller"; Mock the Week.

"I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!"
-- Ed; "The Good Ol' Ed".

Ed: (Using a saw) "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom... I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!"
Edd: "We can share the air, Ed!"
Eddy: "It's my air; I ain't sharing! Ed, stop sawing the air!"
-- Ed, Edd & Eddy; "Momma's Little Ed".

SpongeBob: "We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic!"
Patrick: "Hmmm... I got it! Let's get naked!"
SpongeBob: "No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate..."
-- SpongeBob and Patrick; "Chocolate With Nuts".

"That's because I'm gonna become much much more happy from now on. I'm not gonna compromise with just this. We are gonna take back all of our happiness that we lost. For me, that's about a hundred years' worth. For you, a thousand years' worth."
-- Rika Furude; her note at the end of Matsuribayashi-hen; Higurashi Kai.

"My name is Ivan. I like you!"
-- Russian Soldier; Stalin vs. Martians. (Get used to that quote when you start playing the game, because they say it ALL THE TIME.)

"Why must eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery!"
-- Squidward; breaking the fourth wall.

"You awake. Bart is d'oh."
-- "Dr. Hiibart"; Lisa is Pregnant.