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since: 04-25-02, id: 204436
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Author has written 22 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Bomberman, Mario, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Ball, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kirby, and Super Smash Brothers.

Ehe... No, I'm not dead. My bio? The old one's still lying around someplace, but I felt that I should change it up a bit. Or more than a bit.

Elsewhere on the Web I go by Tensaihime, so if that should happen to pop up here someday don't be alarmed. But I like this name that I have, so it probably won't change any time soon.

I still like my old faves like Pokemon, DBZ, LoTR, Sailor Moon, etc., but now I've joined the most rabid group of Kirby fans EVAR (with some Mario on the side) and am having so much fun with 'em. Not to mention the site's crackdown on stuff in the script format -we lost a lot of crap that way, but we lost a lot of good fics too. I have mixed feelings about that. So either way some of my stuff had to go. Although some of it was actually pretty lousy... Sorry to torment you with that, fellow fans.

Soooo... you could read the stuff I do have. Or, since I have a lot of the awful old stuff saved, if you really wanted to see it I guess you could ask me. I don't bite.

Stuff In Progress:

No, I have NOT given up on Tsurukame! -it's too much fun to quit, but I have run into an extreme writer's block. :(

Although Fellowship of the Metroid is probably gone for good, if I'm really bored I might re-do it someday...

I think I'm going to write a story about the Koopalings. They're just the coolest and cutest group of evil kids. (What I'll actually write it about is a whole other story.)

And I'm working hard on the Kirby's Adventure musical. :D Currently I'm at Yogurt Yard.

Biographical-like Stuff

What? This is fun! XD

Name: Something that I'm gonna change when I get some cash

Age: Er... between 13 and 30

Race: Won the three-legged kind this one time in third grade

Height: 5'7"
Astrological sign: Gemini
And the year of the Rabbit -Fire Rabbit, to be precise
Blood type: AB negative (4 percent of the people on Earth have AB. I feel special)
Favorite element on the periodic table: Mercury :D
Best DDR score: AA on Candy (Star) Standard; AA on 321Stars Standard; AA on Candy (Heart) Standard (forgot how many greats)
Heavy levels survived: Butterfly, Love Shine, Jane Jana, 321Stars, Kind Lady, Candy (Star), Super Star, Look to the Sky (forgot which mix)

Oni levels survived: Butterfly, finally! YAAAAAAAY!
Most feet: I can do up to 8
Almost died on: Sakura Standard, Max 300 Light (stop laughing, that thing can be hard)
Most embarrassing defeat: Butterfly Oni -three times before beating it

Able to breakdance: Workin' on it
Able to make killer desserts: Yes :D
Success in eating contests: As of this date, I entered one total and came in third out of five people.
Hot sauce tolerance: All I know is, it's going up. XD
Favorite kind of juice: Hmmm... either vegetable, grapefruit, cranberry or pineapple
What could I eat forever? Baked Lays' Sour Cream and Onion chips, and a special Baskin-Robbins flavor called Love Potion #31
Super power of preference: Flight. I wouldn't care about anything else as long as I could fly.
Best fanfiction written: Either Tsurukame! or the Kirby's Dreamland musical.

Cosplay: Heck yes! Especially crossplaying! I shall keep my ideas secret 'til I can actually get 'em done, and then pictures will be taken. (I wanna get my foolish little brother to go with me, then we can be either Mario and Luigi, Lemmy and Iggy, Raijin and Fujin, those two guys from Pokemon XD, or Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright.)
Favorite bishonen: The list is too long XD
Favorite old-school artist: Tied between Earth, Wind & Fire and Stevie Wonder, although there's a zillion others

You Know You Watch Way Too Much Freakin' DBZ When...

(I just had to bring it back! XD)

1. You can't make it through even one day without thinking something about DBZ.
2. When you are doing something fun,you imagine you are your favorite DBZ character.
3. You have had at least three dreams related to DBZ.
4. If you miss so much as one episode you throw a fit and lay on the floor for hours.
5. When the full moon comes out you stare at it, hoping to start growing bigger.
6. Your parents ban you from shopping because all you ever buy is DBZ stuff.
7. Most of what you visit on the Web is DBZ related.
8. Your biggest hero is none other than Toriyama-sama himself.
9. You join band just so you can play the piccolo.
10. You learn Japanese just so you can go to Japan and find Toriyama.
11. You find yourself spontaneously bursting into laughter throughout a certain drug-prevention week.
12. You crack up whenever someone mentions one or more of the following:
a. Chinese legends.
b. Underwear.
c. Anything cold.
d. Rice.
e. Dumplings.
f. Musical instruments.
g. Vegetables.
h. Fruits.
i. Colors.
j. Turtles.
k. Cranes.
l. Monkeys.
m. The moon, especially when it's full.
n. Robots.
o. Spices.
p. Cell biology.
q. Cinderella.
r. Tea.
s. Hawaiian historical figures.
t. Gastropods.

13. You only wear gi's.
14. For some reason, you find yourself attracted to blonde, green-eyed guys. (This happened to me a couple of years ago, and it took me a while to figure it out. XD)
15. You decide to enter a dojo, just because...
16. You waste your entire allowance on hair gel and hair dye, then have somebody make you really mad so you can "go SSJ."
17. You have ever made a list like this.
18. You firmly believe that, one day, man will be able to store his valuables inside of small capsules.
19. Somebody trips, falls, and says, "I hurt my shin!" You try to strangle him for hurting somebody who is that important.
20. You get four friends, invent a corny group name, and run around randomly posing and shouting your name.
21. You think your car is broken because it doesn't hover.
22. You have ever tried to fuse with anybody.
23. You are sent to the hospital for trying to live on water.
24. You think that all vegetarians are cannibals.
25. When in the bathroom, you always go, "Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAAA!" Then you sigh with relief.

Aaaaaand... I do believe that's it. omg reed my fics plz11111

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1. Nintendo Goes to the Movies reviews
Watch our Nintendo pals raise chaos at the cinema in this song parody. It's a Science Fiction SSBM Feature! And yet it's quite clean, other than the homocidal Swalot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-05 - Complete
2. Kirby's Dreamland: The Musical » reviews
The happy play of Dreamlanders is interrupted by the bad news that King Dedede has stolen all of the food! One brave soul undertakes a quest in the name of snack time. It's the plot of Kirby's Dreamland, with music added. And all original songs, too.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-05 - Complete
3. Paint it Black Matter Mix reviews
Sung to the tune of the Rolling Stones' Paint it Black, this describes what it feels like when you're about to take over Popstar. It's so obvious that I won't even tell you who sings it! Hint: He's as evil as this new formatting.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-05 - Complete
4. Dare to be Stupid Cappy Mix reviews
Sung to the tune of Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid, this describes what your average Cappy might do with exaggerations of his or her brainpower factor... PG for some very stupid things and the impending pain they suggest. Based on the anime.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-05 - Complete
5. Purple Hills Clean Warpstar Mix reviews
A spoof of D12's Purple Hills. Kirby and his friends talk about their general lives while they practice their mad rhyming skillz. Nothing really bad here, but watch out for Gooey and Rick...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-05 - Complete
6. Ask For It By Name reviews
Sirica wants Galaxia. So Metaknight gives her Galaxia. Or does he? Appearances from another universe, but not quite a crossover. Some slightly OOC moments. PG just to be safe.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-05 - Complete
7. Tsurukame! Being Cheery » reviews
Chapter 6 is finetuned, yay! After razzing each other at the ice cream truck, the Turtle Hermit and the Crane Elder decide to see who can train the best cheerleader. Oh dear, I'm feeling crazy again...Will they get Lunch to comply? [HIATUS but alive]
Dragon Ball - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 1-25-03
8. Let's Duel reviews
A spoof of David Bowie's Let's Dance. My first YuGiOh spoof, so go easy on me, please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-03 - Complete
9. Ode to Majin Buu reviews
Well, Gokuh and crew have defeated the final villain until GT anyway it was on Friday. Time for a nutty short dedication!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-03 - Majin Buu - Complete
10. Lunch on Nameksei reviews
Sung to the tune of Supertramp's Breakfast in America. Piccolo thinks about his old man and his eating habits or lack thereof.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-03 - Piccolo - Complete
11. She Blinded Me With Science reviews
Songfic! Vegeta learns that science can be fun when he's got to work in the lab with Buruma one day... OOC warning
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-03 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
12. If You Won't Train Me reviews
Previously known as Gotta Tell You. Told from the perspective of a young girl who wishes to enter Muten Roshi's dojo...Guess nobody ever told her the truth...
Dragon Ball - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-03 - Complete
13. Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor reviews
A spoof of Good Charlotte's hit Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Frodo and the gang get out their electric guitars and talk smack about the Dark Lord.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-25-03 - Sauron - Complete
14. Vegeta Vegeta reviews
Gokuh uses his knowledge of Carlos Santana to tell us about his bitter friend...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-03 - Vegeta & Goku - Complete
15. Which Paper Mario Villain are You? reviews
Reconstructed, revamped, repaired! Translation: You can actually understand this thing now. Thanks to The Procrastinator for pointing it out.
Mario - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-11-03 - Complete
16. Dojo Kamesen'nin reviews
Ha, ha, ha! Another spoof here for you!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-02 - Complete
17. Bomber Man reviews
A spoof of The Flood's hit song Particle Man, featuring characters from the new game Bomberman Generations. Cowritten with Solar Shadow.
Bomberman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-02 - Complete
18. Piccolo and Powerade reviews
Everyone's favorite Namekseijin is sweating like all getout...What happens when Gohan shows up with two sports bottles?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-02 - Piccolo & Gohan - Complete
19. Day Off reviews
Korin is sick of his job so he gets Yajirobe to take a brief holiday with him. Guess where they go to? Based on a true story! Previously some errors, but you can read it now. Slight OOC warning
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-02 - Yajirobe & Korin - Complete
20. Pizza from the Black Lagoon! reviews
A lighthearted little fic I dreamed up one day. Vegeta tells Gokuh a story while waiting for a pizza, and chaos ensues! Please R&R, and guess what it's based on! :D
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-02 - Complete
21. SparOne More Time reviews
Gokuh meets Spears! Huhuhuh!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-02 - Goku - Complete
22. Lady Fighter as told by Son Gohan reviews
Gohan watches a fierce girl at a tournament on TV and thinks about Videl. Enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-29-02 - Gohan & Videl - Complete
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