GallifreyenCultOfSkaro
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since: 08-12-09, id: 2045054, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
country: UK
Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Blades of Glory, and Sherlock.

The Encyclopedia Galactica defines GallifreyenCultOfSkaro as:

A small pink-and-blue alien that lives permanantly in the Whoniverse. It's main food source is FanFiction, especally 10/Rose, Janto, Gwys, and Towen. It is extremely allergic to Gwack. GallifreyenCultOfSkaro is aware that plastic bags are evil, and continues to hide from them. Therefore, it is never seen near a supermarket. Apart from FanFiction, it also enjoys FanVids on YouTube as an afternoon snack. It finds the 'Tosh/Owen Chasing Cars' video touching, and laughs it's head off on a regular basis at the 'Cyberman Call Centre' video, and the outtake of a Dalek saying 'Bugger, I've lost 'em.' GallifreyenCultOfSkaro reccomends the 'Dalek WorkOut' video if you want a really good laugh. It wishes Mad-Eye-Maddi would update 'Three of a Kind', as it was a lovely food source due to the clever plot, excellent characterisation, and witty humor.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy has this to say about GallifreyenCultOfSkaro:

Something crazy and to be avoided at all costs.

Consequently, GallifreyenCultOfSkaro never reads the Encyclopedia Galactica. (It takes 'crazy' as a compliment, and thinks that the Encyclopedia Galactica has too much to say on everything.)

Me and my friend were bored in maths one day, and he said 'Do you know not even a nuclear bomb can destroy a plastic bag, and that there is an island made totally of plastic bags and plastic bottles?'

That's how it all started, and why our maths class think we're crazy (we are). And going out (we're not). I don't think they realise that I have a boyfriend.

My hobbies include reading, writing, acting, being an amateur Consulting Detective (although, it must be said, I'm usually more of a John), explorer, time-travellar, glactic hitchhiker, and Torchwood Three employee.

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(Random fandom...hehehe...)

My Favourite Characters


Torchwood

Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, Jack :D

Esther, Rex, Jilly :D

Gwen's mum and dad :D

Sherlock

Sherlock, John, Molly, Mrs. H., Lestrade, Donovan, Soo Lin Yao, Andy

Doctor Who

The Doctor, The Master, Rose, Lucy

The Hunger Games

Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Prim

Foxface, Rue, Thresh

Effie, Haymitch, Seneca

My Favourite Ships


Torchwood

Tosh x Owen

Jack x Ianto

Gwen x Rhys

Sherlock

Sherlock x Irene

Sherlock x Molly

John x Molly

John x Sarah

Soo Lin x Andy

Andy x Molly(?)

The Hunger Games

Katniss x Peeta

Effie x Haymitch

Mrs. Everdeen x Mr. Everdeen

Prim x Rory

Doctor Who

9 x Rose

10 x Rose

Rose x Jack

Master x Lucy

Andy is the guy that asked Soo Lin out for a drink. He seemed sweet.

My Stories:

Kitzinger v Danes

Jilly wants to see Oswald 'Category Zero', Torchwood need information. Jilly has that information. How far will they go to get it? And what happens when their plan backfires and they end up in court, against Oswald, in a twisted game of lies, where the loser is made Cat. Zero, and incinerated in a Module...?

Romance & Revenge

It started with a few childish tricks, but Gwen takes it too far...by pretending to go out with Jack! Needless to say, Ianto is not happy, and confronts Jack, who gets angry and threatens to actually ask Gwen out, and the Hub is at War. Tosh and Owen are forced to take sides, the Doctor and Rose's innocent visit leaves them caught up in the middle of the battle, and Cardiff is nearly destroyed. Again. Janto, Towen, Gwys, 10/Rose.

Goodbye, Harry

Lucy Saxon was never good at standing up for herself...until now. She's sick of the Master always controlling her, and orders a divorce. Whilst the Master is left to ponder over his actual feelings for Lucy, the Doctor steps in and tries to get them back together, by inviting them to travel with him in the TARDIS. It's just a pity that neither of them know the other is on board. Lucy/Master, 10/Rose

Because I Love You

If you love something, set it free. But what if it doesn't want to go? One-shot, Doctor/Rose

You Called My Name

Two people, and how they see themselves, and the world around them. 'This is the world I grew up in. If I were a better person, I'd apologise for that.' In the end, it was probably the only honest thing she ever said. Two-shot.

Fire v Ice

Jimmy & Chazz get the opportunity of a lifetime; to skate in the Olympics. There's just one problem. They'd need to compete against each other. In-progress. Could be slash if you squint.

Cult Of Skaro Chat

"You stupid walking pepperpots! I'll have you for that!" Oh, dear God. This can't be good. Re-written.

Almost Regrets

You could hate him so easily...but he wouldn't be what he was without you. You're on the edge. For a moment, you almost want to fall. One-shot, Jilly's POV.

Hours

'Sebastian here has just injected Sherlock with a does of poison. Every hour, if you haven't shot him, he'll receive another dose. The more he gets, the worse the pain becomes. Your choice, Sally Donovan...'


1. Aftermath reviews
Set during "The Last of the Time Lords". If Lucy's shot had gone slightly askew, how much difference could a few extra minutes and Martha Jones make? Martha can't bear to see the Doctor become the last of his kind again, no matter the cost. The cost, however, is higher than she realised, and carries deadly consequences for all involved.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-12 - Martha J. & The Master
2. Hours » reviews
Jim pressed the gun into Sally's now-shaking hands. "Sebastian here has just given Sherlock a dose of poison. Every hour, if you haven't shot him, he'll get another dose. The more he gets, the worse the pain. Your choice."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 2-22-12 - Sherlock H. & Sgt. S. Donavan
3. Retcon on Rainy Days reviews
Victorian-era Cardiff. A young woman has a message for Jack. And she keeps asking to see a Doctor. First in The Time Agent's Wife series. Crossover with Doctor Who in later installments. xo
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-12 - Jack H.
4. Kitzinger v Danes » reviews
Jilly wants to see Oswald 'Category Zero', Torchwood need information. Jilly has that information. How far will they go to get it? Then the plan backfires and they end up in court, against Oswald, in a twisted game of life...or incineration.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,033 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-13-12 - Published: 9-3-11 - Jillian K./Jilly & Esther D.
5. The Consulting Criminal Detective Agency »
Irene shows up, alive, at 221B. What happens to her and Sherlock now? And just who is Cynthia Lewis, and what is her connection to Moriarty? Just something to inspire me when I get writer's block. Each chapter is 100 words. Irene x Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 749 - Published: 4-28-12 - Sherlock H. & Irene A.
6. Fire v Ice » reviews
Jimmy and Chazz are offered the chance of a lifetime; to compete in the Olympic Games. However, there's one catch. They'll be competing against each other. As if things weren't bad enough already, Darren MacElroy shows up, wanting to see Jimmy...
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-29-12 - Published: 12-26-11 - Jimmy M. & Chazz M. M.
7. Reunited: The 42 Experiment reviews
It's been a year since Sherlock's 'death', and his friends have gathered in 221B, only to find a surprise visitor; Sherlock. However, an old enemy is stalking the streets...a dangerous, exterminating enemy...10/Rose, John/Molly
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-12 - Rose T. & Sherlock H.
8. Free reviews
Drabble, Jimmy-centric. 'Even as he drove away, Jimmy couldn't bring himself to be angry.'
Blades of Glory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-12 - Jimmy M. - Complete
9. Almost Regrets
And now you hate him more than ever. Because he wouldn't be where he was without you. You are on the edge, and for a moment, you almost want to fall. One-shot, Jilly's POV.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Published: 12-14-11 - Jillian K./Jilly - Complete
10. You Called My Name » reviews
'This is the world I was brought up in. If I were a better person, I'd apologise for that.' It was probably the only honest thing she ever said.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-11 - Jillian K./Jilly & Gwen C. - Complete
11. Goodbye, Harry » reviews
Lucy is sick of the Master controlling her and orders a divorce. While the Master tries to work out his feelings for her, the Doctor tries to help by inviting them both to travel in the TARDIS. It's just a pity neither know the other is on board. x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-20-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - The Master & Lucy S.
12. Romance & Revenge » reviews
Some childish fun between Gwen and Ianto is taken too far when Gwen pretends to flirt with Jack! Ianto is not happy, Jack blames the wrong person, Tosh and Owen are forced to take sides... And Cardiff is nearly destroyed. Again.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-25-10 - Published: 3-13-10 - Jack H. & Ianto J.
13. Cult of Skaro Chat reviews
Just supposing the Cult of Skaro had a chat room? And The Doctor got onto that chatroom? That, plus Cybermen, Rose, Martha, Donna, Lucy Saxon, The Master and a challenge to see who's truly the best species? A total recipe for trouble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-10
14. Because I Love You reviews
If you love something, set it free. But what is it doesn't want to go? 10/Rose, one-shot. x
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
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