FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Ayame Shikazuge |
Weirdly enough I'm only here to read, I have stories in my notebook that I'd love to post but then that would be too much work... anyway It's almost summer break so I'd like to post some since I dont have any schoolwork to do. I'm not a major anime maniac just only half major anime maniac but I am a certified Naruto Maniac that's for sure haha.. I'm still 13 actually no more no less, everyday I wait in anticipation for the nex story which is annoying but still It's fun waiting _ The animes I like are... Naruto Bleach One piece Fairy tail Detective Conan Shaman King Negima and a lot more...(yes I'm too lazy to name them all) I like these pairings... SasuHina DeiIno ShikaTema The pairings I hate are... ItaKisa- I HATE THIS It's in my number one hate list... Why 1. Itachi's NOT a girl so is Kisame... 2. I hate Kisame.. 3. I LIKE Itachi... NaruSasu- I mean really!! who would want to pair them up!! other than that they're RIVALS SasuSaku- dont know why just HATE it, although... ItaSaku- makes no sense in pairing them up ItaNaru-still makes no sense (Yaoi Sucks!) ItaIru-I like the stories about their friendship better SasuIno- I bet Ino barely even likes Sasuke, and other than that they bar Actually I have a longer list of hate pairings but it's just going to make this annoying profile long Let's see... the books I like Is FABLEHAVEN I used to like Harry Potter but got confused in the end because I couldn't memorize all the characters Favorite Quotes: "The only thing that saves Sasuke from certain molestation at the hands of a freak named Karin is certain molestation at the hands of a freak named Suigetsu."~Kairi-chan15 "Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." ~Uchiha Obito "The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window." ~Robert Paul "Is there a blonde stupid-faced guy about my age and a large white-haired old man staying here?!"~Sasuke "You are a loser. You will always be a loser because thats what a loser is... a loser. There is nothing else a loser can be but a loser. The fact that you are a loser has already been decided...and when something has been decided it can not be changed because it is decided! It has been decided by none other than me!" ~Neji Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going tofeel a feeling you never felt before. "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again." -- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,in the Marin Paper. "A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_." -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers" "In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded." -- The shortened Big Bang theory"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've ever been in...'" -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. "O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle: How come we never see baby pigeons?""You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'." -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothingcould happen to it. She lost it. -Joey Adams "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett. Time flies like an arrow.Fruit flies like a banana. Amanda Bynes and I have become close since filming Hairsray. It's so weird because I grew up watching her. Television: Homer Simpson “You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.” “I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.” Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. "Pooh, promise me you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I am a hundred." Some people care too much, I think it's called love. They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything. (wahh!! Pooh is so cute!) Stuff to make this stupid profile long Girls This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.- Archbishop Desmond Tutu A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. This is Bunny. (\_/) Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination! On the other hand, this is Kitty. ／l、 Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! Copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life If you feel this way about someone or just think this is sweet copy and paste this onto your profile -+ o/_\o ...This is an Itachi smiley!! + Copy and paste if you love Itachi! You know you live in the year 2000 + when... 1.) You accidently enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is b/c they don't have a screen-name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice #5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a #5. 11.) Now you are laughing stupidly at yourself. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Be Against Abortion! Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this! I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), lightheart77 (i wish there was something we could do to make all of that pain go away), Hard-Boiled Egg Devils (May the good lord guide you to the gates of heaven), Kaira-chan15 (May they find peace at the Lord's side)Ayame Shikazuge (I'm sorry for their death's... especially those people from that flight that managed to make the plane crash in an empty field other than in a building..=( they died heroiclly (sp?)) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Ayame Shikazuge If you will add anyone to your favorite authors list who writes stories with your favorite couple, copy and paste this to your profile.If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Ayame Shikazuge If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress,ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198, Kaira-chan15, Ayame Shikazuge If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke's personality in episode 101 was pure gold, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Rokuko Kaminari Blaze, Kaira-chan15. Ayame Shikazuge If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, paste this onto your account. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions: 1. Itachi 2. Sasuke 3. Iruka 4. Deidara 5. Suigetsu 6. Madara 7. Kakashi 8. Shikamaru 9. Hinata 10. Yondaime 11. Kiba 12. Shino 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? Nope... I sure do want to read one 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NU-UH but an uncle thing relationship would be good (If that could Happen) 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Suigetsu and Hinta I guess because picturing Him with Yondaime is likely never gonna happen 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. He was the role model, and his second father... what would happen when he had found out that his Family including his second father were now dead? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. woah... let me see... Cant think-_- 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Sasuke/Deidara/Suigetsu Oh my god I think that would be hilarious 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Dont know never heard him shout like that 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Yeah I suck at pick-up lines xD) 19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? 20. How emo is Seven? He's not EMO he's a Semi-Pervert!! THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Kakashi, Suigetsu, , Itachi , Deidara kiba and a whole lot more 2. What is your favourite pairing(s)? , NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuHina 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ...I'm not really a fan of either 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope but I always wanted to do it 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Just a stupid small poster ( my mom wont let me have more =( 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasukSaku. SasuNaru makes me want to punch something. 9. Which team is your favourite? Is Akatsuki a team?? 10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Psh. Hale no. That's already been disproven. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yeah. That's already been proven. 12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi DUHH 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, all the way! 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? all of it no more no less 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? yeah!! but it's still not finished so should I say no?? 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No...although I do think he's hyperactive lol 17. Sub or dub? Sub!! I HATE the dub with a passion. They all sound queer, in my opinion at least. 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura , dont know why, just HATE her 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny and Annoying at the same time 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh. Yes. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly beast is more like it (sorry Gai fans) 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird 24. Which character would be best OOC? Any of them 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? I wouldn't be here if I didn't 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no I cant find the urge to type if there were anyone who read my fics they die of waiting a year for the next chapter LOL 27. Do you like lemons? sometimes 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? ha the only ones they know is Naruto LOL 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Some of it, not all of it yet. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No but I always wanted to 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope actually SHE made me hook up on Naruto and TADA i became a Naruto fan 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I'm not really that good but if I had the talent boy I'd ill up a whole sketch book!! 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? nope instead she took the paper and didnt return it ( I was so embarrased and my drawing sucked!!) 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? NAhh not really 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, never will 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Psh. No. Yet again, that's been disproven. 38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? Nope, I fail at fanart, unfortunately 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Nope he looks like a crazed Idiot with wings 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? ...In my mind xD 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I dont know but i think it has!! GASP 6 reasons not to mess with children: Reason 1: A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". Reason 2: A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." Reason 3: A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." Reason 4: The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." Reason 5: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." Reason 6: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES -Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names. ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, Maximum Ride, and The Mortal Instruments, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, iPandaMonium, Carlisle's Favorite Daughter, Lynxzpanther, Ayame Shikazuge I LOVE TRIPLE DOTS, EXCLAMATION MARKS AND SMILEY FACES!! If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, you should have said no, you should have gone home, you should have thought twice, copy this into your profile, before you let it all go. (should have said no-taylor swift=) i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random Twilight references and you see Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite "Copy and pastes" and stick one copy on your wall and the other inside your school locker. Crazy is when you start stalking your best friend just to see how long it takes them to realize and/or freak out about it. :). Crazy is when you suddenly had Ideas for a story but then forgets it when you get infront of the computer.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Repost this if you truly believe in God If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.- Archbishop Desmond Tutu A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?) If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it! 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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (again!!) If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Signs you live in 2009 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. Things to do in an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Dora the exporer is soo an Illegal Immigrant... Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're 1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what 2) That backpack 3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an 4) She's always on an "adventure" to 5)The evidence is so obvious and - I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. DIE! (DIE MURTAGH DIE!!) One bright day in the middle of the night, Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!” Act like it’s a surprise party. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away. When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!” When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay. Answer the door with a mouthful of M&M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished 17 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!" 16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!" 17. Look around confusingly and shout "I thought this was supposed to be a WALLmart?? where's the Wall Sale??" 18. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you | |||||
