While my Profile should probably just say: Prongsie's, 15 years immature, Homecoming Knave...It can't. Because I am unusually fond of giving all the details. So, here they are:

My icon is Lily and James (image courtesy of julvett) with the quote You are meant for me, perhaps as a punishment, from I don't know where.

Name: I have one. That's as far as you'll get with me, buster, if you're creeping around the intertubes looking for my name! (screeches like a really BAMF old lady)

Age:15

Gender: Female.

Where in the world??: With Matt Lauer. And Carmen Sandiego. And Waldo. AAND TIN TIN!! (squees like a Hufflepuff) And you?

Looks: Blonde-haired, blue-eyed angel, by any other name!

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (or could you not tell?), Witches\Widows of Westwick, Stephen King (as soon as he insulted Stephanie Meyer, I went to read Night Shift for the third time and laughed my head off. People looked at me funny.), and Edgar Allan Poe (Any fellow Marylander is a friend of mine!!)

Awesome Movies you should definitely watch: Shawshank Redemption, Pizza, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Hairspray, The Princess Bride, and anything with Audrey Hepburn or Patrick Dempsey (hotttttie, and I mean all the extra t's.)

Tele shows I watch when I have time: GLEE! (is a Gleek) Gilmore Girls, 30 Rock, Saturday Night Live, The Colbert Report, That 70's Show (Topher is my boyfriend, in all fantasyworlds), Gossip Girl, and the news (because I enjoy knowing what is going on, thank you very much)

Music that is good for your soul: The Beatles, All-American Rejects, Iron and Wine, Ingrid Michaelson, ANYTHING FROM GLEE, Christmas Music (97.1 just started playing it again, and I've re-fallen in love.) The Remus Lupins, The Mudbloods, The Ministry of Magic, The Refreshments, ELO, Supertramp, Suzanne Vega, and many other things like that

Things I like to do: Write Fanfiction (D'oh), Write other fiction, Sing and generally be a choir nerd, Use ampersands or asterisks or whatever (uses asterisks to explain but not really asterisks coz Fanfic doen't show asterisks), Listen to PotterCast (EXCEPT FOR MY IPOD GOT STOLEN BY SOME CREEPY, MOUTH-BREATHING SLYTHERIN!!), Draw, Do Biology homework (Oh, wait, except for NOT!)

Things I cannot\will not do: Write kissing scenes (perhaps becuse I'm the Never Been Kissed girl reincarnated), Go to the tops of buildings (I am deathly afraid of heights; that's the only reason I would never play Quidditch), Listen to rap (because it sucks balls, I'm more of a classics girl, hence the Marauders Obsession), Sing soprano (Women's Tenor 1 through and through!), Drink alcohol (hate it hate it hate it hate it, perhaps because of my background in it, I just HATE IT!)

Fave ships:HP:Harry\Ginny (Mainly coz Ginny reminds me of myself. Same with Lily. I enjoy that image..:), James\Lily, Remus\Tonks or Remus\Sirius (only if well written) or Remus\OC, Sirius\OC, Dumbledore\McGonagall (Sirius, in some random fic, planted the seed, and now everything they say in canon sounds like an innuendo!!) Teddy\Victiore or Teddy\OC, and Umbitch\ AK Glee: Kurt\Finn (squees a little at the thought) Tina\Artie (that boy needs a little lovin'!!) Shue\ Emma P. (Terri's a bitch and they should drop that whole plotline) Gilmore G's (coz they are G's): Logan\Rory, Early Dean\Rory, Loreli\Chris, Kirk\LuLu, and Luke\Loneliness

Un-Fave Ships: HP: Ron\Hermione (don't knife me, I just don't really think they suit each other, but what do I know, right?), Snape\Lily, Voldie\Anyone, Draco\Anyone, and Rose\Scorpius (He'd be exactly like his dad, in my mind, and they wouldn't deserve each other) Glee:Rachel\Anyone (Rachel has Narcissistic\Streisand Personality Disorder, and is generally annoying. BLEARGG!) Quinn\Finn (I don't care what she convinces herself, telling Finn it's his baby was a bitchy thing to do, and will hurt Finn to no end. HE SANG TO A SONOGRAM, DAMNIT!) Gilmore G's: Luke\Loreli (EW! LUKE IS A FUGGIN' CREEPER!) Jess\Rory (Jess is sarcasmic in the worst way possible)

I don't 'war' with these opinions (a la 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob' (grimaces) so don't message me about them. Or, do, and spend the rest of your life with an eye peeled on your crotch. Because I WILL FIND YOU.

NEWSIES!!: SO, I'm watching the 'hits' ticker go up on a load of my stories, but the 'reviews' ticker stays the same, save for a few lovelies who are always nice enough to review. Follow their example, please! I looovee me some reviewin', kaisies? Do i need to grovell any more?

NEWER NEWSIES! (as of 11/24/09): Ooohh, look who's gone and gotten herself a boyyyfrieenndd! That's me, in case you were wondering... I'm sorry to say, this means I might not come on as much\post as much (Damn me and my love for insanely hot, footballing drummers. Damn it to hell.) BUT I WILL BE WRITING! So, I'll post when I've got time, yeah? Don't blame it all on Devon, though. I also have midterms coming up, and studying is a MUST, or my mother will pickle me in my sleep. And NO-ONE WANTS THAT, DO YOU ?? (note: capitals mean don't piss me off by answering my rhetorical question.) Love and that, Happy Hols, if I don't see you before then!

You say Twilight's "teh rock"?

I say Harry Potter's better.

You say vampires are cool?

I say Wizards are cooliest (thanks Josh!!).

You say Jacob Black is hot?

I say Remus Lupin could kick his arse.

You say 'Team Edward'?

I'm cheering for Gryffindor, personally.

You say Rob Pattinson is hot?

I say Daniel Radcliffe is hotttt (notice all the extra t's)

You still think Edward\Bella is the cutest, most perfect couple?

Well, look at Lily\James.

You say Edward?

I say AK'd Biatch!!

My Faves Quotes from Hp and it's Fanfictions:

"Let them have their fun, Lils, What else can we do? Other than watch the Big Muppet Pheonix on the tele talk to Wormtail's Aunt Cookie monster?"

"...oh, but that's not enough for Sir Properly-Decapitated Podmore."

"Listening to the news! Again!" "Well, it changes every day, you see."

"I cannot believe you substituted me!" James threw up his hands "I'm the leader of the marauders!". Sirius laughed "What in the name of Merlin's marrow gave you that idea?" James pointed to his eyes "I wear glasses!" he said, as if this held the entire importance of the wizarding world. "So what?" Sirius said. "So all great leaders wear glasses". "Oh yeah? Like who?" Sirius asked, unconvinced. James pointed to the professor's table "Dumbledore!" he answered, triumphantly. Sirius mumbled a reply that sounded uncannily like "jammy sod and his jammy example"

"You're not my mum" i stick my tounge out at him and grab for another chicken sparkle "I can eat as many sparkles as i bloody well please"

"What sort of mangoes are you takling about, Peter?" "the fruit"

&#@If anyone can tell me what fics these quotes in bold are from, I'll love you forever. PM me if you knoww!! Not knowing REALLY bothers mee!!

Real-world friend-type people quotes:

Shana:" Ohmigod..Hot, Soccer, College..Shploooshh!" Kim:"What the hell is 'Spooollshh'?" Shana:"It's my brain exploding. And you're doing it wrong"

Meagan: "I knew it was him! He has..that thing! With his voice! Dirty rat.."

SuzeQ: "Twigman!!" (Which i will be drawing for you any day now! Be appeased, oh mighty Blodge Buddy!)

Me:"The geiger counter looovess me, Suze" beep beep beep

Taylor: "Yes, Jake, your sister just called you steamy and delicious. Idiot."

Jake: "Oww! you stepped on my toe!" Erin: "Oww! you raped my face!" Jake: "Mrs. Desmaris!" Mrs.D:"Jacob, stop raping Ms. Flynne's face" Oh, guess what? Mrs. D is the BAMF old lady I was screeching like earlier! SO THERE!

Me: "Donnez-moi un nounours! Cette assiette es amuse mon voiture! Sa pieds est d'or! N'EST PAS TES OINONS! LES CARROTES SONT CUITES!" (So, I've been getting shitloads of questions about this. Me and my French Dos buddy, Minaaa!, went on a spree of yelling random French sentences at stupid-looking people. These mean, roughly: Give me a teddy bear! That napkin has amused my car! Her feet are gold! None of your onions (none of your bussiness!)! The carrots are cut (we're done for!)!" I'm superdeeduper sorry if they're not correct grammar or spelling, I am but a lowly French 2 student. Thank you and goodnight!)

Randomocity Survey of Randomness:

1. What are you eating right now?

A quellsadilla (I don't know if i spelled that right, to be honest..prolly too many l's.) and a Panera garlic bagel. Sooo healthy (sense the sarcasm?)

2. Spin three times with your eyes closed. Open your eyes. What do you see?

A bookshelf. I am in a library, oh quiz-maker person. Oh dear. People are looking at me funny.

3. What kinds of sock are you wearing?

Kinds? s?? I am wearing the Catholic School Uniform Kin-duh of Socks. Because I am in a Catholic School, you see.

4.Do you have something else to be doing at the moment?

Why, yes, how did you guess? I am supposed to be doing a Podcast for Western Civs at the moment. But, because that is unbearably boring, I am doing you. Ermm.. This. I am doing no-one. Stupid inquizzative... quiz. Thing.

5. What's your house?

GRYFFINDOR!! HOME OF THE FRACKING LIONSS!! oh. geez. I said that out loud.

6. What is your name?

Did I miss something?

So ohmigod! i have this new obsession with making up songs to go with book characters. If you have any more ideas for these, i think i'm gonna compile them, and i'll give you credit, message me? okay here are mine so far:

Hogwarts-Be True to Your School- Beach Boys

Edward Cullen-Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy- Queen

Jacob Black- So Nice So Smart (if even just the chorus)-Kimya Dawson

Albus Dumbledore-Touch of Grey-Greatful Dead

Harry Potter(circa book 6)- Jealous Guy- John Lennon

Andromeda Black Tonks- She's Leaving Home- The Beatles

Ginny Weasley-Potter- You Belong With Me, Another Day (Honestly, I don't know why, the song reminds me of her..)- Taylor Swift, Paul McCartney

Sirius Black- Troublemaker, I Wanna- Weezer, All-American Rejects

Lily L., James S., and Albus S. Potter- Our Generation- The Who

Gryffindor- Our House, We are the Champions- Various

Lily and James Potter- The Reason, The Queen and the Soldier-Hoobastank, Suzanne Vega

Ron Weasley- You're My Best Friend (not in THAT way though..)- Queen

Hogwarts Express- Magic Bus- The Who

James Potter- Pictures of Lily (so very literal :))- The Who

Remus Lupin (hehe him and his lycanthropy..)-Dirty Little Secret-All American Rejects

Draco Malfoy-Keep on the Sunny Side- The Whites (because you know how we all love him so..)

And Now, for some Cut-and-Paste-y Stuff:

I, Prongie's, solemnly swear that I will Review every story I read, regardless of age, nuber of reviews, or popularity. I have joined the Reviews Revolution.

I, Prongsie's, would rather lick a Blast-Ended Skrewt AND get pantsed in the Dining Hall than go a lifetime without a Marauders\ Next Gen. Series. I petition Jo Rowling to use all her spare time for Light (Eg, writing another HP novel) and NOT Dark (Eg, tagging Children's Hospitals). Do it, Jo, Do it, Do it, Do it!!