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since: 08-15-09, id: 2048949, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
country: Trinidad and Tobago
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Wrestling, How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians.

SAIKAI

Love Is Love No Matter Who You Find It In.

name- Michiyo Chiba/ Kago Michiyo my name in Japanese

age-18

sex-girl

Pen name: shadowedstalker-princess (used to be emoprincess-stalker but shadowstalker was taken :P )

nicknames: Kris, Krissy, baka oneesan, crazy chick, mad girl, goth girl (even tho I'm not)

likes: not a lot of stuff

hate: plenty things...Including tactless, brainless, clueless flamers who do not have lives of their own...

I am a proud Jerichoholic!

I am Straight Edge!

I am a Kaneinite!

I am a Mizfit!

I am a Show Off!

I am a Crazy Chick!

I am a Hooligan!

I am a Peep!

I am an Edge-Head!

I am a part of the DiBiase Posse!

IF YOU LIKE WWE POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

YUH KNOW YUH IS A TRINI IF...

  • Yuh refer to all salt crackers as "Crix".
  • Yuh know the meaning of the word "obzokie".
  • Yuh own a cutlass.
  • Yuh know how to "scootch" somebody.
  • Yuh can name 3 types of mangoes.
  • Yuh call everybody "dread"
  • Yuh know what a "grip" is and struggle to keep it under 70 lbs. when yuh goin back home.
  • Yuh know dat to "cuff" and "box" are fightin adjectives.
  • Yuh call every bee, wasp, or hornet a "jaxspaniard".
  • Yuh pronounce San Juan: "Sah-Wah"
  • Yuh tired of hearin "Who let da dogs out?" cause yuh know de original by Anslem is de REAL thing.
  • Old dub like "Ram-Ram" brings back some special memories.
  • When yuh leave yuh does "ride out" and yuh coming back "in a timing."
  • When yuh crossing de road, and cars speeding toward yuh, yuh does say "Well bounce meh nah!"
  • Yuh don't look at traffic lights when crossing de road.
  • Yuh does say, "Ah tell yuh!", even when someone else is telling you the story.
  • Yuh put salt on every citrus fruit yuh eat to make it sweeter.
  • Yuh can avoid potholes with true skills.
  • Yuh grow up on Klim, Milo, Horlicks or Ovaltine.
  • Speaking of that, yuh remember eating Ovaltinees, Smarties, Catch bars and Cheers candy?
  • Every carbonated beverage is called a "sweet drink"
  • A good lime is not edible.
  • "A beer is a..." (fill in the rest)
  • "Donkey's years" means a very long time.
  • Yuh clap with everybody else when de BWEE plane finally land in Port of Spain.
  • Yuh know what coki-eye is.
  • Yuh call it a car park instead of parking lot.
  • Yuh call chewing gum "tring gum"
  • Yuh always seem to meet someone yuh knew in secondary school or dey cousin went to school with you.
  • De bone taste jus as good as de meat.
  • "Haul yuh tail!" have nothing to with a moving truck...ENT??
  • Yuh give directions with your hands... even if it's in another state (yuh jus go up de road and when yuh see...)
  • Yuh go to parties for the food... and the word free never quite had the same meaning.
  • Yuh nod your head upwards to greet someone... and sideways when the joke stale.
  • Your recipe for making orange juice is plenty water, plenty sugar, plenty ice and only 2 orange... and "ah pak ah red kool-aid tuh stretch it..."
  • Yuh say "boy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it... and the words "yes we" doesn't refer to any people...
  • Yuh hate to wait in long lines, a habit you adopted from the days of pushing to get into "pit" to see a movie.
  • 'Priority' doesn't have anything to do with what you have to do right away.
  • Yuh always turn around when someone says "Psssssssst"... except for when you make out the person first and you're duckin' them.
  • Yuh say "Soooo looooong" instead of "Yes, I'm done" when somebody asked you if you finished the job already.
  • Yuh have "knick knacks" all over your home... and a glass cabinet or a space saver to put them in.
  • Yuh put ketchup and peppersauce on your pizza. Anchovies? Yuh lossin it or what?
  • Yuh make a drink and ice cream with peanut butter but you never put it on bread with jelly... but you might put it on your dixie biscuits.
  • Your cupboards are full of canned corned beef, pepper sauce and red beans and baked beans ...and a dry coconut for the pelau.
  • Yuh think steak is a waste of good meat. Yuh rather cut it up and stew it with some potatoes instead ... or curry it and make roti.
  • "What goin on these days?" and "I jus dey" mean "Hello, how are you?" and I'm fine" respectively.
  • Yuh think your rum and Carib beer are the best in the world and you hate it when nobody heard of them.
  • Yuh put ice in your beer ...and you chew the ice when you're finished with the beer.
  • Yuh say "Old Years' night"
  • "Dis August holidays" actually start in July.
  • Yuh show disappointment / disgust by sucking on your teeth (steupsing)
  • Yuh still call a soda a "sweet drink" and an avocado, a "zaboca"
  • Yuh go to the shoprite clerk and ask them "whe allyuh have de breez?" meaning "where is the laundry detergent?".
  • Yuh say "whappenin" even at a funeral.
  • Yuh tell the host "Good Night" when you arrive at someone's home in the evening.
  • Yuh wash the "wares" after having dinner.
  • When someone sympathises with you, you comment "Yuh think it easy?"
  • Yuh refer to all sweet coloured juice as "Kool-Aid"
  • Yuh call a quarter a "schilling" when this really means 24 cents.
  • Yuh know that using "blue" makes white clothes whiter.
  • Just because something is called a "bake" you don't assume that it indicates the way it was cooked.
  • Yuh have at least one relative living in either England, Canada, or the US.
  • Yuh know that a washy-kong bears no relationship to King Kong.
  • Yuh have cancelled plans because of rain even when you're going to be indoors ...Rain is also a legitimate reason to be late for a rendez-vous... or to miss work.
  • Yuh know someone with a gold tooth.
  • Yuh know someone with their name either on their belt buckle or their chain.
  • All vaccinations are called injections.
  • Yuh are able to recite at least one (or several) line(s) from Sesame Street.
  • Yuh have been to at least one party where you have seen the sun rise.
  • Yuh know the meanings of: "washing wares"; "straightening a room"; "bodice"; "sucking yuh teeth"; "cut-eye"; "hot foot"; "bouff".
  • All dish washing detergents are called "Squeezy".
  • Yuh still give people (youself included) "meggies".
  • A rubber is an eraser.
  • Yuh know of at least one person who wakes up at 4am to LISTEN to cricket from Australia / New Zealand on the RADIO.
  • Yuh can feel cold when it's 25C.
  • No matter how old you are, you still call your parents Mummy and Daddy.
  • Yuh still eat fries with ketchup AND MUSTARD.
  • Yuh call fries "chips".
  • Yuh pronounce words in plural, even though it's meant to be singular, eg."gimme ah COKES" or "ah GRAPES".
  • Yuh say "FLIM" (film), "AXE" (ask) or "PITIAH"(picture), "STATELLITE" (satellite), "CUTLASH" (cutlass). .
  • Yuh know what "Wukking a 10-days" is, and know darn well it's going to take much longer than 10 days.
  • Yuh know that a lime is not necessarily a fruit.
  • Yuh call little kids "po po" or "betah" and your girl/boyfriends "daahlin" or "punkin".
  • Yuh call any 'older' woman "Tantie" and any 'older' man "Uncle", regardless of whether or not they are related to you or even know you.
  • Yuh could sing an entire Parang song in Spanish word for word, but don't speak or understand a word of Spanish.
  • Yuh know who "Anansi" and "Papa Bois" are.
  • Yuh love Soca and know the meanings of RAMAJAY and DINGOLAY.
  • When in doubt of how to prepare something to eat ... CURRY is the always the solution.
  • Yuh know Trinis will curry any and everything (not just meat) even mango, fish, conch, chataigne, etc...
  • Yuh can take anything and make "chow" with it.
  • Yuh know what "chow" is.
  • Yuh can call your fellow "countryman" by an ethnic name and it would be ok, eg. chinee-man, creole, doegs, or pyol.
  • When you ask for PEPPER you don't mean ground black pepper.
  • Yuh get "licks" already with a guava whip :(

    • 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

    8. Don't use any punctuation.

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

    Post this on your profile

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

    If you could read that put it in your profile!

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    Copy the bunny onto your profile if you are a big fan of Bunnymund.

    Yea I'm emo but I'm an anime and Japanese loving girl. My hobbies include drawing, watching anime and trying not 2 kill my annoying parents on a daily basis lolz...Not really much about me left 2 say xcept...EMO'S RULE! BTW did I mention my all time favorite colour is GREEN?

    CURRENT PROJECTS

    Good old Hallow's Eve- IN PROGRESS

    Shards of a Shattered Soul - IN PROGRESS

    My Soulmate - IN PROGRESS

    FINISHED FICS/POEMS/ONE SHOTS

    Dragons: Riders of Berk - How To Train Your Human

    WWE Wrestling - Road Trip from Hell

    Naruto - Lost Love

    Rise of the Guardians - Eternal Comfort

    Rise of the Guardians - Playful Ice

    COMING SOON

    FANFICS/ONE SHOTS/MINI FICS

    Naruto - Requiem for a Kitsune (FANFIC)

    FIND ME ON...

    YOUTUBE : http://www.youtube.com/user/japanesequeen45?feature=mhee

    DEVIANTART : http://kmeah.deviantart.com/

    TWITTER : https://twitter.com/trutriniwwefan

    GAIA ONLINE: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/xxthatartsychickxxx/29639217/

    Ok, I'm sure a lot of you guys watched the Golden Globes last night...RISE OF THE GUARDIANS lost to BRAVE FOR BEST ANIMATED FILM!?? Of all things, BRAVE I'm seriously pissed off about that...And to top it all of, ROTG isn't even LISTED for the Oscar's Best Animated Film category this year! WTF!? Sigh...IF YOU ARE A MAJOR ROTG FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON THAT GOLDEN GLOBE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

    Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

    DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page!

    Mommy, Mommy

    Month one, Mommy
    I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
    I love the sound of your voice.
    Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
    The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

    Month Two, Mommy
    Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
    If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
    I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
    It is so nice and warm in here.

    Month Three, You know what Mommy
    I'm a boy!!
    I hope that makes you happy.
    I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
    You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
    you can't hear me.

    Month Four, Mommy
    My hair is starting to grow.
    It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
    I spend a lot of my time exercising.
    I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
    I am becoming quite good at it too.

    Month Five, You went to the doctor today.
    Mommy, he lied to you.
    He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
    I think and feel.
    Mommy, what's abortion?

    Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.
    I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
    Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
    Mommy what is it? It burns!
    Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
    Mommy! HELP me!

    Month Seven, Mommy
    I am okay.
    I am in Jesus's arms.
    He is holding me.
    He told me about abortion.
    Why didn't you want me Mommy?

    Every Abortion Is Just . . .

    One more heart that was stopped.
    Two more eyes that will never see.
    Two more hands that will never touch.
    Two more legs that will never run.
    One more mouth that will never speak.

    If you are against abortion, or this nearly made you cry, copy and paste this to your profile.

    THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

    If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list:
    Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23,
    Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
    Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
    Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,
    Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura, Sakuranata Kunoichi of darkness,
    Animefaves, Pah-Uchiha-chan, shadowedstalker-princess,

    Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

    I love you
    You love me
    Let's go out and KILL KARIN
    With a 'death bomb'
    Bang! Boom!
    KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
    No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

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    l、 ヽ
    じしf,)ノ

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    This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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    A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:
    Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, Dei-Kun's ChickaX, animefaves, shadowedstalker-princess

    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, uneeqfanfiction, Pah-Uchiha-chan, shadowedstalker-princess

    My name is sarah

    I am but three,

    My eyes are swollen

    I cannot see,

    I must be stupid

    I must be bad,

    What else could have made

    My daddy so mad?

    I wish I were better

    I wish I weren't ugly,

    Then maybe my mommy

    Would still want to hug me.

    I can't speak at all

    I can't do a wrong

    Or else I'm locked up

    All the day long

    When I awake I'm all alone

    The house is dark

    My folks aren't home.

    When my mommy does come

    I'll try and be nice,

    So maybe I'll get just

    One whipping tonight

    Don't make a sound!

    I just heard a car

    My daddy is back

    From Charlie's Bar.

    I hear him curse

    My name he calls

    I press myself

    Against the wall.

    I try and hide

    From his evil eyes

    I'm so afraid now

    I'm sradishing to cry.

    He finds me weeping

    He shouts ugly words,

    He says its my fault

    That he suffers at work.

    He slaps me and hits me

    And yells at me more,

    I finally get free

    And I run for the door.

    He's already locked it

    And I sradish to bawl,

    He takes me and throws me

    Against the hard wall.

    I fall to the floor

    With my bones nearly broken,

    And my daddy continues

    With more bad words spoken.

    "I'm sorry!", I scream

    But its now much too late

    His face has been twisted

    Into unimaginable hate.

    The hurt and the pain

    Again and again

    Oh please God, have mercy!

    Oh please let it end!

    And he finally stops

    And heads for the door,

    While I lay there motionless

    Sprawled on the floor.

    My name is Sarah

    And I am but three,

    Tonight my daddy,

    Murdered me.

    Don't let child abuse happen! Please make it stop!

    Stupid Racist People...

    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
    The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "When I was born I was black,"
    "When I grew up I was black,"
    "When I'm sick I'm black,"
    "When I go in the sun I'm black,"
    "When I'm cold I'm black,"
    "When I die I'll be black."
    "But you sir..."
    "When you're born you're pink,"
    "When you grow up you're white,"
    "When you're sick, you're green,"
    "When you go in the sun you turn red,"
    "When you're cold you turn blue,"
    "And when you die you turn purple."
    "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

    FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

    FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
    BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

    FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
    BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

    FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

    FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

    FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

    FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
    BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

    FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
    BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
    BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

    FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
    BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

    FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
    BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

    FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
    BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

    FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

    FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
    BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

    FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
    BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

    FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

    FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
    BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

    FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
    BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

    If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

    If you have ever fallen up the stairs.

    If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

    If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

    If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

    I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.

    Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.

    People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life.

    I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school

    I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

    I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!

    If you have ever wondered what it was like to be a character in a movie, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you have ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender, copy and paste this to your profile.

    How to Tell if You're a Writer

    -If you talk to yourself.
    -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
    -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
    -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
    -If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
    -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
    -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
    -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
    -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
    -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
    -If people think you might have A.D.D.
    -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
    -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
    -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
    -If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

    -And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101.

    10 Reasons why I Love How to Train Your Dragon

    1. It's got dragons--hands down my favourite animal in it

    2. Chris Sanders designed Toothless--he does NOT look like Stitch but he is simply adorable the way he was designed

    3. It was the very first Dreamworks movie that didn't have any cheap toilet humor or pop culture in it

    4. The plot was deep and intriquing

    5. The soundtrack was absolutely amazing; I always tear up when I'm listening

    6. The water looked real; in all the movies I've seen with scenes in the ocean, the water always looks so animated, and that completely distracts me from the film, but in this movie, the water actually looked like water

    7. It had just the right amount of action, comedy, and romance a good movie should have

    8. It was a fantasy movie that didn't have magic, which makes it more believable

    9. The 3D parts don't jump out at you or hurt your eyes; they actually make you feel like you're there, flying with Toothless

    10. It told the always touching story of friendship between human and animal--with a dragon, no less!

    Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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    Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

    42 Things to do in an Elevator

    1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5. MEOW occasionally.
    6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
    7. SAY -DING at each floor.
    8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
    9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
    22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
    23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
    24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
    25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
    26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
    27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
    28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
    29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
    30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
    31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
    32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
    33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
    34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
    35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
    36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
    38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
    39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
    40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
    41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
    42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention

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    Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

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    Blondes Special Licnese

    There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please."

    "It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling.

    "That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license."

    To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration."

    She pointed to the bottom of the license and said, "Can you see this?? It says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."

    'Blondes Are Not Stupid' Convention

    80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

    A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

    The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

    So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

    The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

    IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

    2. Put it on shuffle

    3. Press play

    4. For every question, type the song that's playing

    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

    6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

    Opening Credits: Ayabie-Ancient Tree (I guess that works)

    Waking Up: 03 恋わずらい (whatever that song is...>_>)

    First Day of School: Trinity Cross (Rosario Vampire Capu2 Full ED) Mizuki Nana

    Falling In Love: Rev Theory - Dead in a Grave (o...kay...)

    Fight Song: Flo Rida- Whistle (no comment...)

    Breaking Up: Linkin Park- Forgotten (not bad)

    Prom Night: PSY\000 싸이(PSY) - 강남스타일 (well that takes the cake lmao...Gangnam Style)

    Life: Gackt - REDEMPTION

    Mental Breakdown: Dead by April-Falling Behind (hmm...that fits :P)

    Driving: Flo Rida ft. Sia - Wild Ones (guess so...)

    Flashback: Asian Kung-Fu Generation SoreDewa MataAshita (meh.)

    Getting Back Together: Linkin Park- In The End

    Wedding: Ayumi Hamasaki - No More Words

    Birth of a Child: Skillet - Rebirthing (well this kid is rather...epic...)

    Final Battle: Fireflight - Ignite (not bad...)

    Funeral Song: Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved (that kinda does fit...)

    Final Credits: Jim Johnston - Tonight's The Night (lol my life soundtrack is funny)


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