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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Yu-Gi-Oh. Uhmm, really i'm using this as a way to see which of my favourite stories are updated but i also plan on completeing a first chapter (as i have written a middle part) of a fanfiction. Uhmm, i'm very random and very slow so... much help would be appreciated, oh and Battlegoddess126 YOU ARE IN THE AWESOMNESS!! yeah, i'm random too. penguin!! =D Well, back to school... sigh... which means more homework. Lol. I read this from DemonKittyAngel's profile: Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted. A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here." the black man said... "When i was born i was black when i'm hot i'm black when i'm cold i'm black when i'm sick i'm black and when i die i'll be black But... When you were born you was pink when you are hot you are red when you are cold you are blue when you are sick you are green and when you die you'll be purple. and you're calling me coloured? Paste this on ur file if ur against racism. Haahahaha. i got this from FireNutZuko: For me, crazy is a loose term. I got this from xDarklightx: i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this and paste it on your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile! "Villains are the new heroes. We dress better andare MUCH hotter!" If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that several anime characters are sexy, paste and copy this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you LOVE YAOI, copy this and paste it on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, RyouBakuraXNotGayJustBritish, Crystal of Moonlight, Kharnla If you love your LAPTOP, copy this and post it on your profile. :) (How can people say they are living if they do not have one and know how to use it?) ／l、 This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE KITTY! Copy & paste this in your profile. If you LOVE kitties like I do! If you've just realized that copying and posting things on your profile is completely pointless, yet you do it anyways, then copy this and post it on your profile. Girls Escapedslave99: THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 5. I thought that I could love no other 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes 9. My love, you take my breath away. 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock. If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile. If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile. If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile! If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If u spend hours lying on ur bed with portable internet reading fanfics post this on ur profile. Most people would be insulted if some one called them a twit. If you are one of the few that would say "I'm not a pregnant goldfish" post this on your profile 7 reasons not to mess with child Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing. Only if you want to laugh your A off, read this, but if not, JUST READ IT!! Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die? Are you ever worried about the fact that your stalker isn't stalking anymore? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? If you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak? Why does an 'X' stand for kiss? If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? 0.0 I wonder...I'm going to go and get my little 4 yr old sister...OH! Did you just read that? If so...BACK OFF SUCKA If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? "Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? I mean DUH! "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your pee is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Do they lie? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? If your scared to swim but love water, how does that make sense? Sweet little talk between a boy and a girl... I wish it was me. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose—me or your life? Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says.. The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT TAKE 3 MINUTES - TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!! It's very important for good results 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER? BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. ...) next to 4, 5, & 6 . DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11 Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2 THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 YOU CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in SPACE 4 THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3 THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7 THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE IT IS STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK. Quotes- The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny and great in bed. If aliens are tracking down intelligent lifeforms, why the hell are you scared. This little boy’s name was Peter Connelly, though for a long time the British media referred to him as “Baby P.” This was to protect the identities of the people who hurt him. As far as I know, Peter’s story was not reported here in the US – I’m sure we have enough horrendous stories of our own. Yes, I am sure we do. Nevertheless… I heard this little guy’s story for the first time only a few weeks ago, and I’ve cried over it every day since. I’ll mention here that I have a son about this age. Maybe that’s why. Maybe that’s why Peter’s story is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Peter was born in London on March 1, 2006. His mother’s name was Tracey Connelly, and Peter was her fourth child and first boy. A few months later, Peter’s biological father abandoned the family. The reason – or so it’s said – was that his chosen wife and mother of his children liked to meet men in bars. So he left. Women acting like stupid sluts - there’s nothing new in the world. Fathers leaving children – happens all the time. It appears that the media does not want people wondering about Peter’s father - about his manhood or his character or even his employment status (Tracey never worked in her life). He left, that’s all, and good for him. A free and healthy choice (for him), and fatherhood be damned. A few months after that, the mother’s boyfriend moved in. His name is Steven Barker. An admirer of Nazis. Known to torture small animals. The media calls him Peter’s “stepfather.” Elsewhere, they refer to Steven Barker and Tracey as Peter’s “parents.” I don’t know why they say this. This man was not married to Peter’s mother. The two co-habitated for less than a year. This is not a stepfather, even by the very loose definition of “family” that we have to use when talking about Peter’s life. Let us be precise: Steven Barker was the cohabitating boyfriend of Peter’s mother. And he hated Peter. He had to, based on what he did to him. Peter was seven moths old the first time a doctor noticed his injuries. His mother said he fell down the stairs. Social Services watched her after that. Yep, that’s what they did: they watched and watched and watched. Peter was taken away from Tracey over the Christmas holiday of 2006, on the suspicion that he was being abused, but she got him back in January. And Social Services kept on watching. Soon after this, Steven Barker’s brother, Jason Owen, moved in. Now, picture it: He moved in with Steven Barker, Tracey Connelly, Peter, and Peter’s three sisters. And along with him came his three children, an underage girlfriend, a Rottweiler and a pet snake. And they all lived here: Are you getting the picture? Social Services kept watching. They visited Tracey. They saw Peter. Sixty times. Sixty = six times ten. They visited Tracey at her house. Sixty times in seven months. And for all their watching, they never knew that eleven people were living in that squalid house. There were other things, too, that they didn’t see. Or pretended not to. The face of a cherub with beautiful blue eyes and blond baby curls. It hurts to look at his pictures. Little Peter Connelly lived for a short while on earth, and while he lived he never knew safety or love or gentleness or mercy. No, he did not know about those things. For Peter, existence meant neglect, indifference, pain and violence. And what does a baby know, really? He probably thought that’s all life was. Are babies capable of bewilderment, do you think? Peter was too young to speak, and for as beautiful as he was, he did not hold his mother’s interest. Tracey Connelly was absorbed in other business, really, and couldn’t bother much with Peter. There was so much to do. There was sleeping, relaxing, sitting down, smoking, socializing on the internet. Languishing in her boredom. Thinking about herself. These things take a lot of time, after all, and there’s only so many hours in a day. And then, I’m sure it must have been very stressful having Social Services watching all the time, visiting the house all the time. And while Tracey Connelly entertained herself with her activities, Steven Barker also entertained himself. Look at the picture to the right. Do you see the bruises? Steven Barker threw little Peter around like a rag doll. He spun Peter around on a stool until he fell off and hit his head, and then put him back on and spun him again. He trained Peter to obey like a dog, with a snap of his fingers. And speaking of dogs, he used Peter to train the Rottweiler that lived in the house. Under that angelic blond hair, Peter had bite marks on his head; it is not known whether these marks were human or canine. That’s right: as part of training the Rottweiler, either Steven Barker or the dog bit Peter on the head. Steven Barker’s brother, Jason Owen, participated in some of this abuse. Have you had enough yet? There’s more. Of course there is. Steven Barker compressed Peter’s windpipe, held for a while, and finally let go. He pinched Peter’s fingernails and toenails until they turned black. He pulled out at least one of the baby’s fingernails with pliers. He cut off at least one of the baby’s fingertips with a knife. One of Peter’s ears was partially torn off. Social Services, meanwhile, kept watching. Steven Barker broke several of Peter’s ribs. Then he broke Peter’s back. It takes a lot of force to break a back. A lot. Force equivalent to a car accident, or a fall from a very high place. Read that again: Steven Barker broke Peter’s back. Let it sink in. This happened near the end, and Peter did not walk unaided again. When asked whether she ever realized that her son was partially paralyzed, Tracey Connelly said that she hadn’t noticed. Nope, she did not notice. He lay down just fine in his bed, she said, and he sat just fine where she put him. By this time, Peter’s hair had been shaved off. This was because of the scabs on his head. And the lice. Social Services watched and watched. Tracey Connelly was smearing her son’s face with chocolate now, to hide the bruises. I’m sure she thought this was very clever. Peter went to the hospital. He went there with a broken back and eight broken ribs. But he was cranky. How could the doctor examine such a cranky child? She could not! She sent him home. At home Peter was cranky. He lay alone in his crib. He cried and he cried. Peter was seventeen months old. Have you seen a child this age sobbing? The pouty lips, the little gasps, the tears? In an adult, the normal response to this is compassion. The urge to give comfort – that is the normal response. That was not Steven Barker’s response. He went into Peter’s room and closed the door. Then he punched Peter in the face. Punched him so hard, in fact, that he removed skin from the baby’s lips and tongue and knocked out a tooth. Peter went quiet. It was 11:30 on the following morning before Tracey Connelly called for an ambulance. By then Peter’s body was cold and blue, dead already for several hours. That was August 3, 2007. Only four days after the last visit from Social Services. If I had a time machine, some way to rescue Peter from that hellish house, I would go there now. And even though I never knew little Peter Connelly, never heard of him until after his death, and (ironically) would not have heard of him if not for his death, still… Peter, I would very gladly be your mommy. I know that a lot of women have expressed this same feeling. Please Help to stop child abuse! Got this from yaoilover4lfe: A funny thing I found about the best word ever: Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" The End! LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES i'll admit i thought i WAS going to learn chinese until i decided to actually read it out. LOL, smart. =D Controversial Issues: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing ok... Ah, now i am looking for a beta... as to help me with plot and stretch out the story, please message me if you want to help! Or you could review... =D yup, you heard right, so you can read the story sooner and help me with whatever you can't understand... easy, ne? =D | |||||||
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