Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) America

2) England

3) Romano

4) Spain

5) Hong Kong

6) Denmark

7) Norway

8) Prussia

9) Iceland

10) Italy

11) France

12) China

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Hong Kong/N.Italy? Uh…not that I know of ;;>>

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yes, in a very tsundere way.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Denmark…get America pregnant? England would kick Denmark’s arse, then burn down the White House and force America to get an abortion. Then Norway would kick Denmark’s arse. With an axe.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Norway/England? No, no, no nooooo.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Spain/Prussia or Spain/Iceland? Er, Spain/Prussia. -shudders at Spain/Iceland-

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Norway discovering Romano and Prussia in a secret relationship? I don’t think he would really care.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

England/Denmark. Got it.

England struggled against his icy cold grip. Denmark simply smirked and brought the silver blade closer to a tied up blond. “There’s no use in escaping, because we’ll be together forever…” a twisted smile edged at the corner of his lips, bringing the knife closer, and closer.

…-shot-

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Spain/N.Italy? Unfortunately in my case, yes.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

America/Hong Kong…

“Healing Scars” -brick’d- OTL

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Romano/France?

One where they are sucked into a vortex, dumped into an abandoned planet, and try to occupy themselves with…-Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Norway het?! -spits out water-

Omg…Iceland slash…? LMAO, I’M SORRY ICELAND.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Lonely Day

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England/Romano/Denmark?

“Don’t even hover over the title.”

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

“The ladies call me The Iron Kingdom -smirk-” -dies-

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia/Italy -gags-

Italy hits on Prussia. He blushes. They hit it off. Prussia get pregnant. THE END.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Norway walking in on China and England? In present time, when he sees Hong Kong, he will hold up a picture of China and England -ccccceeeeennnnnsssoooorrreeeeddddd- and whisper “10 HKD”

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Spain de-flower America? Something including duck tape, saunas, and oil. Loooots of oil.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Norway slash? My sister xD

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Romano het? ….no, never xD;;

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No :’D

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England/Spain/Hong Kong? No, but if it was Hong Kong/England/Spain I would :’DDDD

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“PAAASTA~~~!” -killed by the Italian Mafia-

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

OH! Two thousand never.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

…Axes

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

France shag Iceland? If he had a death wish, yes. Clearly drunk

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Romano and Norway? …I believe Norway ;;>>

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

“America and Iceland are in a happy relationship until Iceland suddenly runs off with Spain. America, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with France and a brief unhappy affair with China, then follows the wise advise of Hong Kong and finds true love with England.”

Awww…..-squeals- so many crack pairings….

“Open Eyes”

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Norway/Prussia

I-I would feel dead inside, Norway’s Denmark’s honey buuuunch D’: