Ritzs (aka Ker-chan) is an exlurker. Play nice, haters.

Ohkay, so, on with the intro's? Right.
I be Ritzs. Why? Because it's freaktastic!
You may call me Nolee, though, cause I dun bite.
I've been hauntin' yer hallways since may of '95. Live in Canada. I'm female. Straight. Thin. Light brownish hair. Your resident cracker.
8D.

rant of the moment?

'Kay guys, look. I know some of you may not like to hear what I'm about to say,
-coughFANGIRLScough-
(Just to put this out there, I happen to be a yaoifan myself, but some of you are giving US a bad name. In fact, we've already been labeled as hyperactive, stupid, grammar-less, idiots who don't know there's this thing called a DICTIONARY.)
As this quote states:
"The English language has rules for a reason. Abusing them doesn't make you a special snowflake, it makes you an idiot."

I mean, come on. Is chatspeak/japanese really neccasary in fanfictions where some people actually go to READ in ENGLISH? And whatever happened to proper grammar? And checking for spelling mistakes?
Sometimes, I wonder what the world is coming to.
Now before you go all, "WTF r u talkin about u IDIOT. i can do wat i want so dont tell me wut to do!!1!" May I remind you that this is my opinion? Thanks.

what am i up to?

Peril //Second Chapter in the works//
Why is it that Amaterasu never made it to the Celestial Plain? Where's that half-baked prophet at? And what's up with unnatural evil-feeling radianting from Shinshi Field and the Mid-Lands? It's all a confused jumble until Oki sorts things out - but he may not like what he hears.
--Possibly an OkiAmmy fic, but focused more around the adventure part of the story. If it comes to it, I may take a vote to see who would rather OkiAmmy and would prefer WakaAmmy.
That's right, everybody's favorite prophet will most certainly be kicking around in this one.
Issun will - as usual - be ever present.
And what's this? Who're the Ones'ka, anyway?
Come on, ya know ya want to.

what do i like?
no order

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, +Pandora Hearts, Bleach, Naruto, D. Gray-Man, Shugo Chara, Inuyasha, One Piece
Kyou Kara Maoh, Loveless, +Nabari no Ou, Gurren Laggan, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Tokyo Mew Mew (8D?)
Card Captor Sakura, Princess Princess, Monochrome Factor, ect

Cinema Bizarre, Imogen Heap, Nickelback, Pink, Theory of a Deadman, Avril Lavigne, Utada Hikaru,
Linkin Park, April Sixth, AFI, Tokio Hotel, Birthday Massacre, Bless the Fall, Lights, anything techno, Jem, ect.

Anything +Hayao Miyazki.
...Especially Spirited Away. Haven't seen it? GO WATCH IT NOW, N00B.
Ehr... pretty please?

The World Ends With You, +Okami, +Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Harvest Moon.
Yadda, yadda, yadda. Yadda. Yadda? The hell does that word mean, anyway?

FINNY! Oh, I love that boy (Yanno, from Kuroshitsuji?)
He's also the only one I could ever cosplay as. Eheh.

what i dont like?

-- Genderbending .
Especially in fanfics and especially to get out of writing yaoi/yuri. I mean, come on, are you that much of a homophobe?

-- Bashing .
Example? Sakura Haruno. She's an awesome character with lots of depth and she's still growing. People hate her. Why again? Oh, that's right, because she gets in the way of NaruHina. Gawd. If you wanna annoy me, you now know how.

-- Homophobes .
Accept whats there bud, 'cause it ain't going away.

-- Flame wars .
Well, actually, not really. In fact, I kind of enjoy them. You get a chance to vent at someone and, depending on if the person has half a brain or not, can carry it on to be a normal discussion. Plus, they're amusing. xD.
Except they kindof-sortof get the Naruto forums on MangaFox suspended for long periods of time which happens to really bug me.
SIDENOTE ; Yeaaah, for those of you who have a MangaFox account, drop by and leave me a comment or something. My account is Chickatsuki.
Got it memorized?

what i might like?

-- Vampire Knight .
I came across this anime once before, but it didn't really appeal to me. Now, however, I'm trying to decide if it's worth the watch.
I mean, yeah, it's shoujo, but it seems decent. For a shoujo, that is.

-- Inoue Orihime and Hinata Hyuuga .
Characters like them (used?) annoy me to no end sometimes, but after watching Bleach and Naruto for such a long time, I've decided it's time to stop being childish and appreciate all the characters and all their weaknesses and strengths - no matter how difficult the task may be.

-- Filler Arks in Animes .
So, you know those 30+ episodes in Naruto which were ALL fillers, for 30 straight weeks?
Yeah. I watched over them (because I'd skipped them, brushing them off as 'gawddamn fillers') and figured they weren't so bad.
Bleach's current filler ark with the Zanpakuto is pretty kickass, too, if I do say so myself.
I think we should all appreciate those fillers more, yeah? I mean, what'd they ever do to you, huh?

ebil organizations time!
in order

Organization VII - Kingdom Hearts
The Espada - Bleach
Akatsuki - Naruto
(I'll add more as I remember them. Eheh. Shuddap. I know I'm lame.)

characters of the moment
cause i cant pick just one

A L I C E
from Pandora Hearts
Kickass. Tsundere. Friggin' hilarious. Loves meat. Brunette.
Sounds like a good deal to me, ne? >D

F R A N
from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
I love Fran. I know I'm not the only one. I mean, come on, he wears a froggie-hat.
I just wish we saw more of him in the anime/manga D:

K E N G O
from Monochrome Factor
He's the best friend of the main character. The underdog. The one with the mask. The totally adorable one.
What's not to love?~ x3

quotes all around~

"Holy shit mushrooms, where's the bat mobile when you need it!?"
- Tsuki. If you know her, you'd understand that this was natural.

"Let's all share a WTF moment, shall we?"
- Des. xD.

"The world's still rotating without Rukia. That's so weird."
- Ichigo from Bleach. I luurve this quote.

"Your brain must have been constructed unbelievably wrong."
- Ishida to Ichigo from Bleach.

"I stumbled across a path called life."
- Kakashi from Naruto. It was his excuse for being late.

"OH MY GAWD, THERE'S A PANDA!"
- Lavi from D. Gray-Man.

"Worry not, for I am awesome!"
- Bak from D. Gray-Man.

And with that, I go back to lurking.

>D

15 october 09
RITZS-YOUR-RESIDENT-CRACKER.