Author has written 3 stories for Kiki Strike series, and Bible.
Penname: If you can't figure it out, you've got bigger problems
Name: Like I'll tell you. I don't even know you
Age: Mid teens
Dream job: Author
Fave books: Kiki Strike, The Mortal Instruments Trilogy, Twilight Saga, Bloody Jack, Uglies, Gallagher Girls, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, ect.
Fave movies: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, La Femme Musketeer, Catch Me If You Can, Indiana Jones, Nativity Story, Push, Princess of Theives, Princess Bride, the DaVinci Code, James Bond: Die Another Day
Fave TV shows: Lie to Me, Cold Case, Legend of the Seeker (THERE BE NO THIRD SEASON!!!), Buffy
If you burst out laughing in a quiet room, repost this
If you're on here more than you really should be, repost this
If you have accepted Jesus Christ, repost this
If you're what kids call a freak and adults call unique repost this
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, Jibblez, everest rossum, the Icelandic Sheep, Something Dangerous
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Just remember: everyone needs a nerd/there are no boundaries to the things people don't know/42 is truly the ultimate answer.
Arguing with yourself is perfectly normal. It's when you start losing that you're weird.
Today is the tommarow that you worried about yesterday. And look, everything's alright. ~anomynus
Now you know why your mother said never to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back ~ Ananka Fishbein, Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City
Your gun is useless. You only have four bullets left and there are four of us. ~ Inspector Clouseue (So didn't spell that right BTW), Pink Panther 2
I am the one you want... So if you are going to shoot anyone shoot me
I didn't quite think that through. ~ Inspector Clossue & Sonia Solandres, Pink Panther 2
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
When life hands you a lemon say 'Oh, I like lemons.' What else ya got? ~ Henry Rollins
If you think you're under control, you're just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be mile away & you'll have their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
You will make all kinds of mistakes: but as long as you are generous and true and also fierce, you cannot hurt the world or even seriously distress her. ~ Winston Churchill
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. I know right now you can't tell... I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired. I know right now you don't care ~Song, Unwell
There could never be a more beautiful you; Don't buy the lies, diguises, hoops they make you jump through; You were made to fill a purpose that only you can do; So there could never be a more beautiful you. ~Johnny Diaz, A More Beautiful You
Got a couple dents in my fender; Got a couple rips in my jeans; Trying fit the pieces together; But Perfection is my enemy; On my own I'm so clumsy; But on your shoulders I can see; I'm free to be me. ~Francesca Botteceli(also not spelt right), Free to Be Me
There's no such thing as perfect people; There's no such thing as a perfect life; So come as you are: broken and scarred; Lift up your heart; And be amazed and be changed by a perfect God. ~Natalie Grant, Perfect People
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. Everything else comes from China. ~My friend DJ
Did you know that the Bible predicts baseball? In the big inning (beginning)... ~My brother Nathan
I want to make an impact in this world. I want to be known for something epic.
I hate feeling restless, like something is missing.
I love pasta, cheese, and all things sweet.
I HATE bad grammar, punctuation and spelling. I also hate stereotypes, and the list goes on and on.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a pyro copy this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile
If you love black, but are not goth, copy this on your Profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile! XD
I belong to God
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remembe Rachel
yes I promise to remember PJO
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
I realize that being obsessed with God being obsessed with mythology seems contradictory, so no need to say it.
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