All Right Peeps!!I Finally Figured out how to update my profile...hehe. Any way. Moving on the MY INTERESTS, only because I am a VERY INTERESTING person. I am currently trying to organize my thoughts about a story for Ian/Amy. AHHH!! This is so aggravating!! But I will come through... eventually. UPDATE: Yay!! I finally made a story!! yay!! :P BE HAPPY!!

About Me:

I'm pretty short

REALLY dark brown hair.

Hazel eyes, one of them os turning teal. Does that mean anything??

I love to READ!! (39 Clues all the way, yo)

I'm pretty rich money wise.

I like cooking

I have an awesome younger brother who wins the award for best brother in the world, even though he is totally a dweeb. (Just like Dan Cahill... awkward...)

My friends are awesome!! We can even fill up two whole tables at lunch if we were all in the same wing. (Orange wing RULES!!)

I have a kitten named Smokey and an adorable dog named Ollie.

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Favorite Quotes:

"Clear as wasabi."– Dan Cahill, The Sword Thief, pg. 85

"Trees. Rocks. Deer poop."– Dan Cahill, The Sword Thief, pg. 119

"Lovely"– Ian Kabra, The Sword Thief, pg. 123

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest and smartest and hottest and–" –Natalie Kabra, The Sword Thief, pg. 131

"I'm worried about you. You're in way over your head, love."– Ian Kabra, The Black Circle, pg. 104

"My dad is a dork, someone help me, please" – Reagan Holt, The Black Circle, pg. 108

"Your pancakes are burning," – Dan Cahill, In Too Deep, pg. 101

"I prefer sprinkles myself," – Dan Cahill, In Too Deep, pg. 125

"I will not be triumphed over" – Cleopatra (No page/book heh heh...)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.

~You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

~It's hilarious when people get hurt. (MEANIE'S!! SHAME ON YOU!!)

~You've played with/against boys on a team.

~Shopping is torture.

~Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

~You watch sports on TV.

~Gory movies are cool. (Oh eww.)

You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes.)

~You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. ( I used too... you have a PROBLEM with that??)

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green,black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

~Sports are fun (DANCE!! And baseball, basketball, uhh... dance?)

~Talk with food in your mouth. (Heh heh... yeah)

~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes (ewww!! never!!)

Total= 12... that’s higher than what I thought it would be... strange...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop. (Depends...)

~You wear eyeliner. ( Make up is for dweebs.)

You wear the color pink

~Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black. (Pants only.Black is too... sad... i guess)

~You like hanging out at the mall.

~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (NO WAY!!)

~You like wearing jewelry. (TRY me.)

~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe(You wish.)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

~You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance? (No duh.)

~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Is that POSSIBLE to take that long??)

You smile a lot more than you should. (NO!! All right... maybe)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

~You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can. NO!!)

~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Aw... ew!! Perfume smells like death. My final word.)

~You love the movies. (the movie has to be worth it)

~Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Heh heh, I probably had about 1,000 barbie’s...)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (No way!!)

Like being the star of every thing (Sometimes...)

Total: 13... wow. that is WAY lower than I thought it would be... ahhh!!

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (CUT AND PASTE)

1. Percy Jackson

2. Natalie Kabra

3. Dan Cahill

4. Nellie Gomez

5. Jonah Wizard

6. Amy Cahill

7. Annabeth Chase

8. Massie Block

9. Bianca di Angelo

10. Dovepaw

11. Ian Kabra

12. Cinderpelt

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Heck yeah!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um... awkward...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What?! That isn’t possible thank Gawd.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope! Not really.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/nine. WAYYYYY more believable.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I REALLLLLLLY don’t wanna find out.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Umm... I don’t really know if there is one.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are in a happy relationship (wow! did that just happen?) until Bianca di Angelo runs off with Annabeth (what?!) Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Ian Kabra (ewww!! Ian is Amy’s!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Amy Cahill (watch out percy, ian is on your trail), then follows the wise advice of Jonah Wizard and finds true love with Cinderpelt. (Umm... heh heh...)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Oh yay!! Massie has FINALLY met her match. MAYYYBEEEE Annabeth would get her feelings stomped on but hey, that dagger has killed before, and can do it again!! BRING. IT. ON!!

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

SICK!! A famous singer dude!! AWESOME!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Uh oh. Ian would NEVER cheat on Amy. Massie and her flirting. She probably said that the rubber duck would help him with Amy just so she could be in a closet with him... NOW I’m scared...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Yeah. Natalie would do that. Just diss her back. Not to hard. Then avoid her dart gun. Don’t worry!! I’ve got a couple AK-47s armed and loaded my friends!!

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Dovepaw would INSTANTLY cheer me up!!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

PERCY?! Don’t slit your wrists ya goof. Umm... he’s already too happy.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Nellie?? Umm... REALLLLY awkward.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

“AMY!! GET YOUR FRIGGIN BUTT BACK HERE!!” Then watch out as Ian tries to kill me. I didn’t mean it!!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Annabeth, Bianca, and Nellie?? Nellie, well THAT’S a no brainer. Annabeth, Bianca?! I trusted you!! TURN IT OFF!! AHHH!! (Bangs head against wall 100 times...)

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Say to Natalie: I’m a Lucian, too! And your hair looks realllllllly good today!

Say to Ian: I’m a Lucian, too! And Amy is one of my BEST friends!

Then I’d try to stay on their good side. (shiver shiver)

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel

“We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

Cool!! I don't know who said it, but I found it on someone's profile and I like it!!

39 Clues:

My Branch: On my very first test I got Lucian, but the activation email never came (sniffle). On my next test I got Ekat, Then I did it again and I got Lucian, and then again Janus. So I have 3 accounts. I like My Lucian and Ekat one best, PEACE PEOPLE. Oh yeah, I am also a Madrigal. (evil grin)

I recently got CARD NUMBER 60!! YES THAT IS THE ULTRA RARE CARD!!

My favorite character: Amy, Dan, Saladin, Ian Kabra, Natalie... some times. Hammer! Nellie... she is FREAKY suspicious.

Yeah peeps, there.

My Awesome Clues: Here we go...

Copper

Rosemary

Honey

Cobra Venom

Tungsten

Pearl

Hydrogen

Uranium

Phosphorus

Iron Solute

Calcium Carbonate

Clover

Blood

Amber

Wormwood

Bone

Zinc

Myrrh

Gold

Yeah!!

Percy Jackson:

I am currently a daughter of Zeus. ( score on the test!!)

Rick Riordan better right another series... or else...

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

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annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

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Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1.send this label this as "Try No To Cry

2.Don't send it. you have proved how heartless you are.

This is a really cool brainteaser.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (oh yeah!!)

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I'm a Big Three girl.)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (I did that!! before school...does that count?? seven in the morning counts for me!!)

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (GASP!! I have a blue plastic hairbrush!! watch out Kronos!! I am armed!!)

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Yep, you have a problem with that??)

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (My birthday cake this year was blue!!>)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (This hasn’t happened yet, but it will.)

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (ok I don't go on boats much)

You dream about PJO every night. (Yes)

You curse a god/goddess a lot (Oh Hades is one I use a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (To many to count)

You know PJO better then most sane people (I'm not most sane people)

You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)

You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good! Marry Annabeth!) (No, go evil then become good after saving Annabeth's life and then marry her/go out with her)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (Most of mine, about 3/4)

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (totally)

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (wanted to do that)

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' (sooooo did that)

You are trying to learn Greek(I'm not that bad actually)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (My class went to a space place, felt like TC a little, then when we went on another trip, I had a major thought about LT)

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico! (He rocks)

You just have to research more about greek mythology.

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT

Your want to learn Latin (They speak a little Latin in the books, anyway, it's more likely you can learn Latin then Ancient Greek)

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor (One of them that see if you are crazy and try and help you), because you are so obsessed

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

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If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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You know that you live in 2009 if...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Who isn't...?)

~You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

15 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood.

They will never be forgotten

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Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.