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| aotearoan |
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Discworld, and Hobbit. Hello. I live in NZ and I like LOTR, the Discworld series, the Hobbit, Firefly, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Dianna Wynne Jones, Philip Pullman, the Dark is Rising, mushrooms, tea, good grammar, and various other books and films. Merry is my favourite hobbit. Fanfiction is my favourite procrastination device. I tend to update in fits and starts, whenever I get a chance. I'll be unusually active on FF just before exams... I usually attempt to be funny in my stories- I have only thus far written humour (at least I call it humour) but I'll read all sorts, (except Mary Sues or sadistic violence I'm not as fond of). I do use Language and dodgy innuendos. I am open-minded except when it comes to Twilight, the mention of which fills me with unreasonable ire. Thank you to everyone who's reviewed a story of mine, written a story I've enjoyed, or just generally been encouraging :) My profile pic is the Bag End cake my awesome friend created for my 21st. It was delicious. | |||||
1. Policing Middle Earth » reviewsVimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 9-7-10 - Sam Vimes & Aragorn2. Collective Nouns reviewsEver wanted to know what the collective noun was for a group of Gondorians? So has Merry. A light-hearted little fic in which Merry asks Gandalf some questions.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-26-13 - Gandalf & Meriadoc B. - Complete3. The Hobbit on Facebook » reviewsWhat happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend RequestHobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 3-25-11 - Bilbo B. & Gandalf4. Hauntlets reviewsBoromir is dead. Aragorn takes something to remember him by... a short and rather silly fic.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-13 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete5. Not the Beard! » reviewsBeards: scary and mysterious. Chapter 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Chapter 2: Young hobbits' first meeting with Gandalf. Stars Sam, Merry, Pippin and Frodo. Chapter 1: a terrifying ordeal for a young LegolasLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-30-12 - Published: 9-7-10 - Gandalf6. Middle Earth Memoirs: Alternative LOTR titles from reviewsWhat would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle EarthLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-15-12 - Aragorn & Frodo B. - Complete7. You Had it Lucky reviewsWe all know how Boromir felt about the constant threat to Gondor. But he wasn't the only fellowship member who left their home to face the forces of darkness... A parody, starring all the FellowshipLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-2-10 - Boromir & Aragorn8. Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request » reviewsThe Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 12-11-09 - Aragorn & Frodo B. - Complete9. The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications » reviewsLOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Frodo B. & Aragorn - Complete10. To Represent the Wizzards reviewsDiscworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-17-09 - Rincewind - Complete11. Edward Cullen's psychological profile reviewsOne-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 9-16-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
