Hey you guys!

So you wanted to find out about me did you? I 'm so happy!Is my hair alright?No,no it's not. Well i'm a girl. I am English I have Red hair and green eyes that change from blue with amber around the pupils, and grey with a ring of dark grey around them. My FAVOURITE FILM EVER is Kung fu panda . My faveourite charicter is Tigress. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE night at the museam 2.My faveourite charicter is Amelia Earheart..I also LOVE LOVE LOVE Mary Poppins.I can box !I can also do the Tiger style of kung fu.I can almost do a full split like Tigress!!I alsoLOVE the other Boleyn girl.Anne Boleyn rocks!Natalie portman looks beuatiful as Anne. I have a cat he is a ginger tom in case you where wondering. I have no brothers or sisters. I am 13.Everyone says that i look like Amelia Earheart (out of night at the museam 2) and Mary poppins(Julie andrews when she played mary poppins)aswell as Anne boleyn in the other Boleyn girl.Aswell as Elizabeth 1st in Elizabeth and Blackadder.And that when i sing i sound like mary poppins(julie andrews when she played mary poppins.).

Bye for now!

Random rambolings.And things that i do and have done!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be struck by lightnig 120 times Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you know everything about kung fu panda and night at the museam 2 and Mary Poppins copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about seven feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match all of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird and accident prone, copy and paste this to your file

How to make fun of advert slogans!

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you (like me)know every single word Amelia Earheart said in night at the museam 2 copy this into your profile

If you (like me)know evey single word that Master Tigress said in kung fu panda copy this into your profile.

If you (like me)know every single word Maru Poppins says in Mary poppins copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

If you have attempted to Defy Gravity and have succeeded, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If your dee bestest Eenglish stewent in dee wole wide wold, coopy dis intwo yo profille.

If you could understand the sentance above copy this into your profile.

Did you say something?Sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how epic i am.

Lying in bed all day would be perfect if only you had a pencil big enougth to draw on the celing.

Whoop whoop 2 reviews high five me!!Whoops got over excited!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...And Spiders.

If you want to dye your hair black to look chinese copy this into your profile!

If you think Tigress looked SO CUTE as a baby copy this into your profile!

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have seen'The other boleyn girl' and LOVED IT copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if someonetold them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laugthing your backside of!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited copy this into your profile!

Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger!

If you start giggling insanly after hearing the word Tombolo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you, like me, are addicted to Disneys kung fu panda and other films, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you, like me, are totally obsessed with Tigers and cats, copy this into your profile!

Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy this into your profile!

If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

16 Things i want to do before i am 20

1. Get 24 boxes of Chocolates and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

24 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

25. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

26. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

27. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
28. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

29. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

27. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Some things to ponder:

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remains silent?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

If flying is such a safe way to travel, why is it called a "Terminal"?

What does nothing look like?

How can someone draw a blank?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do fish get thirsty?

Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?

Things Tigress may not do.

You all know and love me ask the calm, cool, collected, and high strung master of kung fu. But here's some things that I can't do at the Jade Palace that sometimes I wish I could.

I, Master Tigress of the Furious Five, do hereby swear that:

1. I may not stick my tongue out at Master Shifu when he’s not looking, no matter how annoying he is being

2. I may not walk around in tinted sunglasses and say I went blind because I accidentally saw Po naked

3. I may not pull down Po’s pants and shove him out into the hallway to see if anyone does go blind

4. I may not use Viper’s mascara to write “Tigress Rules!” on any and all reflective surfaces

5. I may not detach the Seven Swinging Clubs of Instant Oblivion and put them in front of everyone’s bedroom door so they can’t get out

6. I may not hide Master Shifu’s flute so I can watch him storm around, trying to find it

7. I also may not stick ABC gum into the finger holes to see if his fingers stick

8. I may not bleach my fur white and tell everyone I was born albino

9. I may not tell everyone that Viper is secretly a vampire and that’s what she has fangs

10. I may not bring a mime in and have him act like Po so I can watch Po freak out

11. I may not use Crane’s calligraphy inks to dye everyone’s clothing in a tye-dye fashion

12. I may not walk around with an eye patch and say that I lost my eye in the Great War

13. I may not give Po fake directions to a gingerbread cottage in an enchanted forest, and then tell him to use Monkey’s almond cookies as a trail so he doesn’t get lost

14. I may not use Mantis’ acupuncture needles to pin him down while I try to dissect him

15. I may not tell Zeng that Master Shifu needs a message read to the Valley that says, “Does anybody know where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?”

16. I may not sell Viper’s perfume in the Valley, saying it’s a love potion that no one can resist

17. I may not try to contact Oogway’s spirit to ask, “Where can I find a store that sells inner peace? Master Shifu needs some more.”

18. I may not buy edamame in the market and then sell it to Po for ten times the price because I told him they were magic beans

19. I may not tie Tai Lung’s tail to his bed so that I can watch him try to get up in the morning

20. I may not streak through the Jade Palace for laughs, nor in any other place for that matter

21. I may not go swimming in the Pool of Sacred Tears

22. I also may not go skinny dipping in the Moon Pool when it’s hot out

23. I may not run around singing “Everybody is kung fu fighting!” at the top of my lungs

24. I may not post a picture of Master Shifu wearing makeup in the village square

25. I may not cut down the Thread of Hope and then use the excuse, “I needed some dental floss.”

26. I may not spread the dust from cheese curls on the floor and say I’m shedding

27. I may not paint Master Shifu so that he looks like Mickey Mouse

28. I may not seduce men that I know are attracted to me so that I can try the Wuxi Finger Hold on them

29. I may not replace all the utensils in the kitchen with toys

30. I may not walk around in a bikini just to watch men’s mouths hang open

31. I may not hide tampons in Tai Lung’s room and then ask him about them loudly when there are lots of other people around

32. I may not dress in a full length ball gown, slippers, and a tiara and say that I just found out I’m the sole heir to the English throne

33. I may not pack all my things and pretend that I’m running away to Africa, or some other equally far off place

34. I may not prance around and sing, pretending to be a wood nymph

35. I may not paint Tai Lung’s spots orange when he’s asleep, then warn him that he may be drinking too much carrot juice

36. I may not dip myself in chocolate or a similar coating to see if anyone would believe that they manufacture life-sized Master Tigress shaped candies

37. I may not beat up said people who do believe that I am made of chocolate for trying to take a bite out of me

38. I may not tell Master Shifu that I eloped with someone last night and I want him to meet my new husband

39. I may not take Viper’s flowers and sell them to a crazed fan

40. I may not fill Po’s shoes with Jell-O

41. I may not post quarantine signs on the training hall door and tell Master Shifu that I converted it into a safe house for lepers so only I can go inside

42. I may not put itching powder on the floor of the Hall of Warriors so that when Shifu goes to meditate, his feet and legs will itch to no end

43. I may not switch around the stuff in everyone’s rooms so they think that they’re in the wrong room

44. I may not spread hummus on Monkey’s face to trigger his allergies and watch him sneeze every two seconds

45. I may not create fake documents and present them to Master Shifu, saying that the lease on the Jade Palace is up and we have to be out by sundown

46. I may not turn the Jade Palace into a dance club and install a disco ball, then explain that I needed to exercise my right to party

47. I may not take Crane’s hat and use it to play Ultimate Frisbee

48. I may not establish a credit card account under Master Shifu’s name and max it out to see what happens

49. I may not invite the Jonas Brothers or any other all-male singing group to perform at the Jade Palace and then try to mate with them

50. I may not pierce my nose and dye my fur black and tell everyone I’m going goth

51. I may not cover all the floors of the Jade Palace in sand and say that I wanted to go to the beach

52. I may not play keep away by throwing Mantis through the air and keeping him away from the ground

53. I may not send a letter to the WWF saying that the rare subspecies of leopard, the Sarcastic Snow Leopard, can be found in the Valley of Peace and that they should come immediately to help save this endangered species

54. I may not put a chest of chocolate coins in Po’s room and then tell him he’s rich and should go on a shopping spree

55. I may not say that I am quitting the Furious Five to join a rock band

56. I may not shave Tai Lung’s fur off to see if his spots are imprinted on his skin

57. I may not convince people that a vengeful leprechaun has taken over the Valley and he demands that everybody must be his slaves and guard his pot of gold so that he doesn’t have to

58. I may not put everybody else in the Jade Palace into crates and ship them off to a wildlife preserve in Kenya so that I can have some alone time

59. I may not rent my room as an apartment and let a fat, lazy man named Stewart live there

60. I may not create a fake message from the Emperor that requests that Master Shifu sends an autographed photo of himself. An autographed nude photo of himself.

61. I may not leave Tai Lung fake love letters that describe in explicit detail exactly what his ‘secret admirer’ wants to do with him

62. I may not post an advertisement saying that there is a whore for rent, then when people come tell them they have the right place and courteously point them to Tai Lung

63. I may not hold a convention of well-muscled men in the Jade Palace

64. I may not pour chocolate milk down Po’s pants and watch him dance around like an idiot

65. I may not set Viper up with a blind date with the Adversary

66. I may not dig a 20 ft. hole then lure Mantis inside and watch him try to get out

67. I may not hang sad clown paintings in everyone’s rooms to freak them out

68. I may not convince Po that he is actually in a dream and watch him try to wake himself up

69. I may not distract Crane so that he flies into a wall and gets his beak stuck

70. I may not ask Master Shifu if we can have “The Talk”

71. I may not ask Master Shifu if he could give me the talk about “womanly processes” for a second time

72. I may not rip pages out of Viper’s diary and make her go on a scavenger hunt to get them back

73. I may not put black fabric over everyone’s windows so that I can sleep in

74. I may not send bouquets of flowers to random males in Viper’s name

75. I may not tie Monkey’s hands and feet and stick an apple in his mouth, then try to pass him off as a gourmet dish

76. I may not use extra strength hair gel to spike Tai Lung’s fur during the night

77. I may not start making out with random guys on the street, no matter how yumalicious they are

78. I may not wear a genie’s costume while singing, “I dream of the Jeannie with the light brown hair”

79. I may not replace the gong with an MP3 player that only blasts loud punk music

80. I may not grease the floors of the bunkhouse so that I can watch everybody slide around and fall

81. I may not enter the Winter Olympics and win a gold medal in figure skating

82. I may not adopt a puppy so I can watch it chase its tail

83. I may not rent an active volcano for the weekend and drop my enemies inside

84. I may not grade everyone on their kung fu, and if they fail make them eat gruel instead of their normal dinner

85. I may not enter a salsa dancing competition or a salsa making competition

86. I may not eat 50 lbs of fish and then dump the bones into Tai Lung’s room and say, “Would you mind taking care of these for me? Thanks,” and rushing out of there

87. I may not alter the scientific tree of life so that it’s actually possible for Mr. Ping and Po to be related by blood

88. I may not name myself supreme god of the universe and make everyone bow down to me

89. I may not wear a hat and carry around a whip, pretending to be Indiana Jones

90. I may not have “the best of both worlds”

91. I may not launch a worldwide campaign that will force everyone to talk with peanut butter in their mouth

92. I may not kick Po down the stairs just for laughs

93. I may not walk around with a pillow stuffed under my shirt and tell everyone that I’m eight months and three weeks pregnant

94. I may not switch my clothes with Tai Lung’s so that I can laugh at him walking around in women’s clothes

95. I also may not replace all of his underwear with g-strings and watch him wince in pain whenever he walks

96. I may not give Master Shifu a tattoo when he is sleeping

97. I may not write “Property of Master Tigress” on the Dragon Scroll so that Po will give it to me

98. I may not walk around in a French maid outfit to make the males at the Jade Palace drool

99. I may not hold an election to try and get Master Shifu out of the Jade Palace and for me to take his place as Grand Master

100. I may not run away with a man and right before we get married say, “Sorry, you’re not my type.”

101. I may not video tape any of the previous activities and post it on YouTube

So from this day forth I will never do any of the things mentioned above.

Signed,

Master Tigress.

Whoop whoop my pirate name is Bloody Mary Kidd.And my best pirate skill is fighting.So challenge me i dare you! I DARE YOU!! You can find out your pirate name on this link.www.piratequiz.comWell go on then!

Best mulan 1 quotes.

-mulan has just saved the horse instead of mushu-Mushu-Oh sure save the horse!

-mulan has just shot a cannon at the leader of the huns...and missed sending mush up with it-Mushu-You missed?How could you miss?He was 3 feet in front of you!

-Mushu and mulan are falling to there death-Mushu-we're gonna die,we're gonna die.Theres no way we survive this death is coming!

-mushu and mulan have just met-Mushu-Alright thats it dishonor on you,Dishouner on youre cow(Its a horse!)

-Mushu and mulan have just been left stranded-You lied to me? And what are you a sheep?(Its a horse)

-Mushu sees the huns-(Waving his arms around)Did you see those huns?They popped out of the snow!Like dasies!

Mulan is reflecting on her actions-mulan-Maybey i didn't go to save my father,maybey i came so that when i looked in the mirror i'd see someone worthwile.looks in her mirror -mushu- takes the mirror and starts cleaning it-No,thats just because this needs a little spit thats all.

-mulan and mushu have just lit a fire work and its charging towards them-mulan-get off the roof,get off the roof,get of the roof!- jumps of the roof but lands safely-

Best night at the museam 2 quotes.

-Amelia and larry have just met-Amelia-Excuse me but might you show me the grattitude of telling me where i am?-Larry-Your'e in a museam-

Amelia-Oh no theres something wrong with the plane!I'll have to fix it mr daily!-hands the steering over to Larry--Larry-Oh no oh no Amelia i cant fly a plane!-Amelia has fixed the plane and is staring at Larry-Amelia-Don't look now mr daily but you're flying a plane!

Amelia-We've been jimmy jacked!-Larry-Why don't you speak properly?-Amelia-why don't you liven up aa little bit,wheres the fun in saying oh no our path has been blocked?-Larry-Your'e right we've deffinatly been...-Amelia and larry in usion-Jimmy jacked!

Amelia and Larry have just met Abraham linkon-Amelia-Excuse me sir but why din't we just sit our fannies down and talk!-They sit down but larry and Amelia see the people who want to kill them,They hide but Abriaham wont stop talking-Amelia-Abriaham freeze!-Abriaham freezes in a mimers position,Amelia and larry run off together as the people have now gone by-Abriaham-By the way you two make a lovely couple!

Amelia and larry are hiding in a photograph from the people who want to kill them,larry has to kiss one of the girls to hide from one of the people who want to kill them-Amelia walks up to them and taps larry on the sholder-Amelia-When your'e quite finished mr daily!-Amelia and larry start running again.-

-Amelia and larry are still in the picture,Larry is talking to his son nicky on his mobile-Amelia-Are you finished yet ace?-Niky-Dad whos that?-Larry-Thats Amelia Earheart!-Nicky-You found Amelia Earheart?!-

-Larry has had a snow ball thrown at him from one of the kids in the pictures-larry-Hey!-Amelia-Shh,your'e scaring the poor little mights!-more snow balls are thrown (at both of them this time)-Amelia and larry start running again!-

Dream Film parts.

Amelia Earheart in Night at the museam 2 (it makes sence i have red kinky hair,so dose she,i have pale skin so dose she,I have big blue eyes(Even though they change) so dose she.

Nancy in Oliver Twist.

Homily in the Borrowers.

Tigress in kung fu panda.

Giselle in Enchanted.

Anne in the other bolyen girl.(Or mary.But mainly anne)

Queen Elizabeth in Blackadder.

Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins.

Elizabeth in Elizabeth.

Faveourite couples.

Amelia Earheart and Larry daily.

Po and Tigress.

Mary poppins and Bert the chimney sweep.

Elizabeth and Robert dudley.

Anne Boleyn and Henry the 8th

A Song that means alot to me.

This is called Final fantasy 100 words.It means alot to me because this is what i am feeling now that my grandad has died.

I know that you're hiding things
using gentle words to shelter me
your words were like a dream
but dreams could never fool me...
Not that easily

I acted so distant then
didn't say good-bye before you left
but I was listening
you fight your battles far from me...
Far too easily

'Save your tears 'Cause I'll come back'
I could hear that you whispered
as you walked through that door
but still I swore to hide that pain
when I turn back the pages
Shouting might've been the answer then
what if I cried my eyes out and begged you not to depart
but now I'm not afraid to say what's in my heart...

'Cause One Thousand words
Called out Through the Ages
They'll Fly to you
Even Though I can see
I Know That Reaching you
Suspended on Silver Wings

Oh One Thousand Words
One Thousand Embraces
Will Cradle You
Making all of Your Weary Days Seem Far Away
They'll Hold you Forever...

(Instrumental Break)

Oh One Thousand Words One Thousand Words
Have Never been spoken Oh Yeah
They'll fly to you
they'll carry you home carry you home
Come back into my arms
Suspended on Silver Wings On Silver Wings

And One thousand words oohh
Called out through the ages called through the ages
They'll cradle you oh yeah
Making all of your lonely years to only days only days
They'll hold you forever...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

One Thousand Words...

This song is called lala land.And i think it fits what i think about me to a T.

I am confident, but
I still have my moments.
Baby, that's just me.

I'm not a supermodel
I still eat McDonald's.
Baby, that's just me.

Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well everything's the same
In the la-la land machine. Machine.

Who said I can't wear my
Converse with my dress?
Oh, baby, that's just me!

And who said I can't be single
I have to go out and mingle
BABY, that's not me
No, no.

Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
Well everything's the same
In the La-la land machine.

Tell me do you feel the way I feel
'cause nothing else is real
In the la-la land appeal

guitar

Some may say I need to be afraid
Of losing everything.
Because of where I
Had my start and where I made my name
When everything's the same
In La-la land machine
Well, I'm not gonna change
In the la-la land of me

Well I will stay the same
In La-la land...of me

I won't change anything of my life
(I won't change anything of my life)
I'm staying myself tonight
(I'm staying myself tonight)

La la la la la...

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

I was born in 1996 I'm a 90's kid.Yes i do remember these things.And yes i remember doing these things.