Author has written three stories for Naruto.

I love writing my stories, they are like my children. Actually…my children are snotty teenage spoiled brats with huge attitudes and have no respect for their elders... wait-wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, stories like children well……

(Just Kidding)

I am new to fanfiction writing. I won’t apologize for my writing in any way, shape, or form or for being late because even though I will try to update in a timely matter, shit happens, get over it. I won’t apologize for any weird pairings or OCC-ness. It’s simply the way I write as the story comes out of my brain. I'll try not to copy others ideas but, come on, there are over 200,000 Naruto stories alone so even a near genius like me (not) will end up with some similiar ones, but I'll try to give a fresh pespective at least. Nay?

I wouldn’t want to try to beat the original author at their own game anyways. I enjoy their creativity so much. I don’t mind constructive criticism; I do however have the perfect cure for those who don’t like something I write. It’s called the back button. Try it, love it, a few clicks of the mouse and you won’t have to be tortured by a pairing you dislike.

BTW, hey kid! Yeah, you know who you are. Aren’t you a little young to be reading my fanfics? They are gonna be mostly T’s or M’s and I don’t want to hear from your parents how I screwed up their kid. I promise not to have too many unicorn moments and make you sick with too sweet stuff. I will also try to make sense even though it may be hard sometimes because who makes sense all the time, right?

I’ve been working on a real book with my own characters but I keep getting ideas for funny/sad/angsty/strange/etc stories for these stories and stuff and I just gotta write them down as they come out. I love to read fanfics too but when the spelling and sentence structure is way bad I can’t finish them no matter how good I think the story idea. It’s sad but it just gives me a headache to try, seriously.

ABOUT ME-I love reading, writing, photography, drawing, painting, anime, manga, family, and friends but not specifically in that order. I don’t love cleaning or exercise but it must be done, sigh. I like to work with my dogs. We do agility, canine freestyle(dog dancing), obedience, and rally. They have some titles in all that but the more important thing is we have fun. Try lots of different stuff and meet lots of different people, it’s fun, and if it isn’t, it usually makes a funny story for later. Trust me.

I don’t want to give a lot of advice or anything because I think it is great that so many people are writing but I will say this.

ABOUT WRITING- Read your work out loud, if something sounds weird, chances are you might want to fix that. One more thing, if you don’t know a word, the meaning or spelling, look it up, it’s so easy with the internet right there, I look up stuff all the time while writing and reading because once you read it, it’s yours forever.

ABOUT LIFE-I am not perfect, not even close (sooo not close) BUT, I’ve been around a while and seen a lot of shit, very good and very bad so listen up. Life is short, so don’t waste your time giving or receiving negativity. There are no justified resentments-meaning-negative thoughts (and actions) to and about others only end up hurting your self.

Karma baby.

Walk a mile in their shoes.

Being kind comes back to you in spades.

In other words-Baby, don’t harsh my gig ;-)

Have a great day!

I intend to live forever,…so far,…it’s working (insert evil sounding laughter here..ahahaha, cough, cough)