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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter. Yeah, so, I tried to delete Prove It. The stupid thing took up a year of my life, and I was obscenely proud of my FIRST EVER COMPLETED story, but I hate the thing enough to wish it death. I have a printed copy of it in my lap as I type this (well, okay, it's under my bed, but still), but I felt sick to my stomach with it deleted. So, I'm not deleting it, even though it sucks. As for my other works, the love I feel for the Marauders is overflowing and weaved into every word. Man, I love those guys. They made some serious sacrifices, and James has been the perfect character to channel obscenity through. Typos galore in all of my works, but I think we can all live with that. Thanks for reading, always review, and write a piece of your own :D | |||||||||
1. The Art of Awkward Flirting reviewsSirius clamped his hands on her small shoulders, forcing her back at arm's length while she snapped her teeth at him. He had the oddest look on his face. "Do you seriously want to bite me?" ...Huh. That was right. She did want to bite him, now that he called attention to it. "Let me bite you, and I'll leave you alone," Tawnie quickly bargained. He was horrified. "No!"Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-13 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete2. Insanity reviews""Don't move!" I opened my eyes and went cross eyed as I focused on the thin, round stick that was centimeters from poking the bridge of my nose. ...Is this for real? I slapped it away without thinking." After enduring her friend's psycho Russian ritual, Rebekah finds herself surrounded by loons... or somehow inside JK Rowling's Hogwarts in the 70's. But that's crazy, right?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-1-12 - Sirius B. & OC3. Unrequited reviewsYour life has become what feels like a never ending circus act, and you're one of the trained monkeys performing—and then what? Who are you off-stage? You'll never know because you never step off; you're forever locked into the spotlight.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-12 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete4. The Competition WHICH IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT A BET » reviewsThe competition? Who can befriend Beverly Frost, the nobody, and become her best friend. The prize? James's soul, 800 galleons, and a fancy broom with the extra bonus of Beverly Frost's company! Oh joy! May the best cheater win. ON HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,130 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 4-9-12 - Published: 1-4-12 - Sirius B. & OC5. Click reviewsIt was like the three of them were fighting the entire war by themselves, and that was okay. As long as they had each other, everything would be alright. But everything changed, of course, when James Potter's heart stopped beating.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-12 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete6. Prove It » reviews"Adams is covering me as far as an alibi, don't worry." MEANWHILE... "Pfft. If Sirius thinks I'll waste my time, sitting here doing nothing for ten minutes just so he won't get expelled... Well, then, he's got another thing coming."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 227 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 1-9-11 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete7. Most Important reviews"Every minute he wasted on me was the best minute of my life. Do you know how many minutes you stole away from me?" "I just... You were so important to him!" "Not as much as you."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-28-11 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete8. Hatred Destroys » reviewsAfter James Potter is killed, all his sister is left with is pain... and hate.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-16-11 - Published: 9-13-10 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete9. Eraser reviews"OW! WHY ARE YOU RUBBING THAT ERASER AGAINST MY FACE?" "I'm trying to erase your face because God messed up."Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-8-11 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete10. Wishes DO Come True! » reviewsThree goddesses seeking peace must balance perfection with chaos in order to finally, AT LAST, extend the Marauder's lives past 40 after literally millions of tries. "The Marauders died again." HE declared smugly. "What! But—but Marge was perfect! How'd he die?" "As it turns out, Marge stabbed him with a butcher knife." "See? An arguing, fighting couple doesn't always work out."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,613 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-22-10 - Published: 8-13-10 - Sirius B. & OC11. Broom Closet Encounters reviews"Hello, Lily, dearest! Fancy meeting you here!" I could practically see that stupidly cheerful smile on his face, as if he were genuinely happy to see me. Creepy little bugger, Potter... "Why am I locked in a broom closet with you, Potter?"Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-24-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete12. The Things Women Do for Chocolate reviews"Come on out guys. You had your fun—eavesdropped on our conversation, made us think that you ditched us in Hogsmeade, but WE won because WE got what we wanted—ZEH CHOC-O-LOT!" I cackled. MAY BE A PART OF A LARGER STORY LATER ON.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete13. An Almost Yes reviewsDon't ask me why I did that. It was cruel, and intensely heartless, but I couldn't help but think that wasn't the way I had wanted this to happen. He turns me down, I turn him down. The prick.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-21-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
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