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Author has written 31 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Misc. Anime/Manga, Spiral, Bleach, Digimon, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Clannad, X-overs, and Anime X-overs. One year! I've been on this site for one whole year! Great! Hello. First off, Mukuro is not my name (obviously) my name is John Smith (not really, but close enough). Age: 20. EAT IT. Sex: Not yet (Boy) Hair: Blonde. Naturally straight shoulder-length About my Current Avatar: Ayumu Narumi, the protagonist (?) of Spiral. Teenage angst ahead, folks! Personal Motto: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Here's something to think about. Humans only use a very little percentage of their brain power. Where do you think the rest of it goes? Aliens are out there. They just won't come to Earth because humans are to unadvanced to bother with. Words of wisdom: when life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back and add some more for good measure. More words of wisdom: Smile. It makes people think you won't hurt them. Even more words of wisdom: Don't take life so seriously. No one lives through it, anyway. Here's something interesting to think of: In the genderbending of haruhi suzumiya, Itsuko Koizumi is depicted as a Homosexual, and if she is based off the original, that means that Koizumi is a homosexual. Favorite things: Anime, TV in general, reading, writing, my job, and my younger brother who almost has his drivers license. (Screw you, jackass! I have a learners permit!) Favorite Quotes: "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -Patton "Not the grenade!" -Douchy McNitpick "YES the grenade!" -Nostalgia Critic "You have the right to shut the hell up. If you don't shut up, then anything you do say will comeback to bite you in the ass. You have the right to an attorney. if you can not afford one, then it sucks to be you right now." -Unknown I will also try to have my elusive OC Hiruko in every story I make. He has spiky green hair, green eyes, a black robe, and a noh mask. He has a bizarre sense of humor, and his powers are the same as Envy from Full Metal Alchemist. His personality is kind of like Fujiwara from TMoHS, but instead of being mean to people, he is cynical. Is more philosophical than Koizumi in TMoHS, and has an incredibly high IQ. He is a slider. I I I I I I I I I I I I Nothing else is beneficial to my profile, it's just for fun. Favorite Anime/Manga and top three characters -1. Katekyo Hitman Reborn! 1. Mukuro Rokudo 2. Hibari Kyoya 3. Chrome Dokuro -2. Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya 1. Kyon 2. Haruhi Suzumiya 3. Tsuruya -3. Bleach 1. Ichigo Kurosaki 2. Kisuke Urahara 3. Isshin Kurosaki -4. Fullmetal Alchemist 1. Wrath (Anime) 2. Edward Elric 3. Alphonse Elric -5. Spiral: Bonds of reasoning 1. Ayumu Narumi 2. Hizumi Mizuhiro 3. Rio Takeuchi -6. D.Gray Man 1. Allen Walker 2. Yu Kanda 3. Lenalee Lee -7. Naruto 1. Uchiha Itachi 2. Uchiha Madara 3. Uchiha Sasuke -8. Clannad 1. Tomoya Okazaki 2. Tomoyo Sakagami 3. Kotomi Ichinose -9. Black Cat 1. Eve 2. Train Heartnet 3. Sven Vollified -10. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles 1. Li Shaoran 2. Kurogane 3. Fai (Yui) Florite Favorite anime pairings ChromeXANYONE KyonXHaruhi IchigoXOrihime IchigoXRukia EdXWin RioXEyes RioXAyumu AllenXLenalee AllenXKanda SasukeXNaruto TomoyaXHarem (But mostly Kotomi) EveXTrain SyaoranXSakura KuroXFai LIST YOUR TOP TEN HARUHI CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME 1. Haruhi 2. Asakura 3. Asahina 4. Kyon 5. Tsuruya-san 6. Yuki 7. Koizumi 8. Kunikida 9. Taniguchi 10. Imouto Then ask the following questions~ What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Number 10 ignored you all the time? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? 5 and 6 did a workout together? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? 7 won the lottery? 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? How would 3 greet 4? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? What would make 7 angry at 8? Where would 8 meet 9? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would make 10 scared of 1? Is 3 Gay? R.I.P KANONE HILBERT, HIZUMI MIZUSHIRO! YOU WILL BE MISSED! This represents all the true spiral fans who cared for them while they were alive, and mourn for them now that they're dead. If you call yourself a true Hizumi or Kanone fan, then copy and paste this into your profile to show that you don't except their death, or at least wanted them to appear at the end as spirits. There are an infinite number of worlds and realities, revolving around each other but rarely reacting. All worlds that are fictional or "created" really exist, as do all the worlds that splintered off from those (fanfics). All these worlds came from Auruboth (our Earth is the closest), the pure, center world through which all was made. Auruboth is a world where anything and everything exists, and where heroes are made. Beings from this world can visit all others, but it is barred to those from the other worlds. Beings from Auruboth can split their bodies and souls throughout the universe, and when two pieces bond the new being can enter Auruboth. Long ago, a great battle took place on Auruboth, with the fate of all worlds hanging in the balance. The light won the day, but now darkness is seeping back in. Creatures of darkness destroy and corrupt Auruboth, causing the other worlds to be poisoned as well. Rulers and lands sink into corruption and many are dying. The creatures of darkness are waiting for a general to lead them. If Auruboth falls, all worlds will become wastelands. Trillions of lives will flash out of existence, the pure will be corrupted, and the light will be gone. Those who survive will be tortured and worked by the dark lords. There will be no hope. Slop Doggy's parents were killed by the leader of the darkness, Kuroouja. He swore revenge and began training and gathering allies in order to destroy the darkness once and for all. Slop Doggy: Slop Doggy grew up on Earth in a perfectly normal family...until his parents discovered he was different in many ways. First of all, he could use his hands to control electricity, as they found out accidentally when Slop shook the hand of one of his friends, sending him to the hospital. After that incident, Slop Doggy was shunned by all, except for his parents. However, when Slop Doggy was only 8 years old, he witnessed the murder of his parents by a man known only as Kuroouja, or Dark King, who was seeking the secrets of an ancient art known as Authorian. When he discovered they didn't know of it, he killed them. Vowing revenge against Kuroouja, Slop Doggy began to train his powers, learning more about them. While training, he met Momentai35, and her guardian, Aequus, who came to Earth after the Malum invaded her dimension. After many adventures, he finally met up with Kuroouja, only to be shown that he had a long way to go still. Still bent on revenge, he began to learn the ancient and dangerous art of Authorian. This dangerous art allows the user to transport to any dimension they wish, as well as the ability to copy any techniques in that world. But, if they cannot focus enough, they will be lost forever in transit and can never escape. After much practice, Slop Doggy finally mastered the use of Authorian and began to travel to many dimensions in order to gain their powers. Worlds include: Karakura Town, The Ninja World, and many others. On each world, Slop Doggy had to locate the coordinates to the next world by rendering aid to the people of that world. While traveling in the Ninja World, he witnessed TobiGB, or Spryous take down 10 ninjas at once without breaking a sweat. Slop Doggy approached Spryous and invited him to join their group. After thinking it over, he agreed. While traveling the Digital World, he met x3AnimeLuver, who was on a grief-fueled rampage of conquest. Having his heart softened by Momentai35's and Spryous' friendship, Slop Doggy told x3AnimeLuver to stop her conquest. Angry, she set her Digimon, Asumon, on him. After a fierce battle, during which Asumon digivolved into its Mega form, Kurodramon, Slop Doggy was victorious and managed to convince x3AnimeLuver to give up her conquest and join him. Later, Slop Doggy heard from Bethany, the woman who taught him Authorian, that someone was looking for him. Later, a man identifying himself as Hollowfied Tweaker, or HT, appeared and told Slop that his wife was killed by a mercenary in service to Kuroouja. Slop Doggy asked HT if he would join them, and he agreed. Soon after, Slop sensed a disturbance going on nearby and went to investigate. There he found 0ranos, or James Miles, under attack by some of Kuroouja's servants. Keeping an eye on him, Slop observed Miles start to take down the servants and thought that he could use Miles. Flash-stepping to an abandoned tower, Slop settled in to wait for him. Sure enough, James soon entered and saw Slop. As it turns out, Miles was sent from the past for an unknown reason, and Slop offered to send him back, in exchange for his help defeating Kuroouja. Miles agreed, and Slop had a new member to help him in his quest. While traveling the worlds, he and his friends saw someone fighting for his life against Kuroouja's servants. After helping him out, the stranger, who's name was RazenX, joined their group, stating he was looking for a child known as the VeniIshaCharn, a child who was born with extraordinary abilities who can save Auruboth, which was the center of the universe. Razen was know as a Duochron, or a split being. He stated that the rest of the group might be Duochron, as well. Then, while the gang rested, Slop went for a walk. He then felt a disturbance on the spiritual plane, and went to investigate. There, he saw a kid fighting a group of demons. As one demon prepared to strike the kid from behind, Slop flash-stepped in and sliced the demon in half with his sword. After several minutes of fighting, Slop and the kid, Kashi Sakana, managed to defeat all the demons. Kashi introduced himself, saying he was a Grim Reaper, and asked Slop if he knew someone by the name of Tartarus. Recognizing the name as one of Kuroouja's servants, Slop said he did. Kashi then asked if he could come with them, and Slop agreed. After introducing Kashi to the group, Slop continued on his walk, but this time, he sensed a disturbance of the normal kind coming from a park. When he went to investigate, he saw a group of creatures surrounding two more kids. Slop attacked, and after a harrowing battle, for the creatures couldn't feel pain, he brought the two kids, Kouji Morisato and Jin Tateishi, to safety and took care of their wounds. Now, they travel with him, training their powers, hoping to one day take down Seven Moons, an organization created by Kuroouja to capture people with powers so he can take them as his own, hoping to find the power of Authorian. Appearance: Slop Doggy generally goes around dressed in a long black cloak, similar to Ichigo's Bankai clothes, but Slop's is a long flowing cape that alternates between many different colors. His eyes are black, and his hair is brown. Has a long, thick sword, almost like a cleaver, on his back, and a normal katana at his side. Powers: After learning the power of Authorian, Slop Doggy's first destination was the Ninja World, where he learned many techniques, including the Sharingan, Byakugan, and the Rin'negan, as well as the Chidori and Rasengan, and the Shadow Clone Jutsu. After that, he traveled to Karakura town and absorbed many Zanpaktou powers, including Ichigo Kurosaki's, Toshiro Hitsugaya's, Byakuya Kuchiki's, and many others, and can even use his own Vaizard mask. As a last resort, he can transform into a Crusnik, a vampire that feeds on vampires, which gives him a massive boost in everything. Also, he can control electricity through his hands, and can even feed it through his sword. Personality: Slop Doggy acted cold toward Momentai35 when they first met, thinking that he had to cut off all ties in order to defeat Kuroouja. However, after a few months of traveling together, he begins to warm up. By the time HT joined the group, Slop Doggy felt that he had friends that he had to protect. He felt that he had found precious comrades. Quotes: (Pre-Momentai35) I will kill Kuroouja, and I don't care who I have to hurt to do it. Voice Actor: Johnny Yong Bosch (Ichigo on Bleach, Lelouch on Code Geass, and Renton on Eureka Seven.) Theme Songs: Pre-Momentai35= Reclusion by Anberlin Momentai35: Momentai35 came from an alternate dimension, from a planet very similar to Earth. After the Malums invaded it, she and most of her people came to Earth to escape. After living 5 years among her people, she and her friends, Lotus and Rainen, decided that running away wouldn't solve their problems. Instead, they fought the Malums, and after defeating them, her friends stayed on their home planet. But Momentai, having grown fond of Earth, decided to stay here and live amongst us. Two years later, she met up with Slop Doggy while he was training his natural powers for a showdown with Kuroouja. After watching him train, she decided to train as well. That's when she discovered she had powers as well: The power to make plants and earth grow. Now she travels with him, hoping to learn more about her powers. Appearance: Momentai35 has dark brown hair that goes down her back, she wears a white toque with a Lotus on the left side in reminder of her friends (the flower was given to her by her friend Lotus), she wears a big light pink sweater with a purple shirt underneath, wears dark blue skinny jeans with brown boots and carries a light brown bag that hangs down beside her waist. She also wears black fingerless gloves. Powers: Ability to be able to make earth like grow on command... Guardian: Aequus is a large cat like creature who’s light blue in color. She has angel wing like ears and has golden rings around her paws and has a long tail. x3AnimeLuver: x3AnimeLuver, also known as Chloe Fujiaki, was born and raised in Hawaii with her fraternal twin, Micah. At the age of 8, like Slop Doggy, she lost her parents. A few years later, her brother was hospitalized for a severe illness. Certain he was going to die, Chloe's world was turned upside down. However, as she was sitting by his bedside, all the machinery went haywire, and two Digieggs appeared, hatching into Lunamon and Coronamon. Her brother was healed and was later released from the hospital by a group of baffled doctors. After joining The Exile, Hololulu's version of DATS, she, her brother, and her friends, Xavier Iehara, and his partner Gabumon, and Justin Higa, and his partner Leormon, were attacked by an evil Digimon known as Arkadimon. This Digimon wiped out the city leaving the Digidestined as the only survivors. They all fought Arkadimon, but ended up dying, leaving Chloe as the only survivor, without her Digimon partner. When she woke up, she was alone in the Digital World. As her grief and regret swelled up inside her, a new Digimon appeared in front of her: Asumon (fan made). After that, her heart became tainted and she desired revenge against Arkadimon. Soon, Asumon was able to Warp Digivolve to it's Mega form, Kurodramon. They managed to destroy Arkadimon, but her anger was not abated. Starting a conquest of the Digital World, she met Slop Doggy while he was absorbing the powers found in the Digital World. Seeing what her anger had done to her, and perhaps seeing his future, Slop Doggy told Chloe to stop her rampage across the Digital World. She took exception to this and had Kurodramon attack him. After a fierce fight, Slop Doggy prevailed and managed to convince Chloe to stop her conquest. She then began to fix the problems in the Digital World as an act of repentance. After finishing, she departed with Slop Doggy back to Earth Appearance: Shorter than average 13 year old girl, she has jet black hair that reaches a couple inches below her shoulders. Her hair is tied in a ponytail with her bangs not tied to the side of her face. She also has black eyes and pale skin. She is usually found wearing a white T-shirt with an unzipped, black, short-sleevd jacket with a hoodie. Chloe also wears a pair of loose, dark-blue jeans capris that are easy to run in. She has black running shoes. Sometimes, she is found wearing black fingerless gloves and a black cap that once belonged to her brother, Micah. She also has a black Digivice that is just like the ones in Digimon Adventure V-Tamers with the same functions. Powers: While Chloe was trying to take over the Digital World, she learned that she had some powers. She could instantly heal any Digimon she wants whenever she needs to and she can speak to her partner through telepathy. She could also see all of the stats and data of all of her enemies. (Their attack power, defense, moves, etc.) She is a genius and is able to think of five strategies depending on the situation within seconds. She can fight if she needs to. Asumon: A rookie level salamander digimon. It is beige in color and walks on four legs, but can occasionally stand on two. On its head, is a dark brown metal plate that covers the top of its head, from its forehead to its mouth, leaving the sides open where its eyes are. On the plate, is the red X-Antibody gem. It has round scales that travel from its back to its tail. There are three tiny, sharp claws on each of its legs. TobiGB TobiGB, or Spryous, was born in Georgia and was living a normal live, until he discovered he was the host of 3 demons. Happy to know he wasn't going to lead a boring, normal life. After spending 3 years training with the other 3 Elemental Warriors, during that time he learned many fire-based spells, which he excelled at, and also learning he had the ability to teleport anywhere, and he could bring anyone with him, he and his friends discovered they would have to destroy an evil being known as Knight. Since his parents weren't aware of any of this, and because he didn't want them to worry, Spryous decided to tell them. However, one day when he got home from school, he saw Knight standing over the dead bodies of his parents. Enraged and engulfed in flames, Spryous charged Knight, only to be defeated and left with a scar over his face. 6 months later, he and his friends faced off against Knight, the climax of which had the Warriors combining powers, and Knight was defeated. Knowing he could not go back to his original life, Spryous bid farewell to his friends and became a drifter, teleporting to many worlds and facing their strongest opponents. While in the Ninja World, he faced off against 10 ninjas at once, all of whom he defeated without breaking a sweat. Slop Doggy was watching this, and approached Spryous asking if he wanted to join his group. After thinking about it, Spryous agreed. Appearance: African American, has a bald head, wears a mask that covers most of his face except his eyes and mouth to cover his scar, only takes it off when he's alone. He has brown eyes that turns fire red when he's about to use his powers, and he wears fingerless gloves, a black tank shirt with a black leather jacket, and fire red pants along with a pair of black boots and wears a dog-tag chain round his neck. All of this stuff is fire proof. Powers: Spryous can control the fire element to a high degree, even able to make some rasengans with it, and he's able to do a Kamehameha with it as well, called the Flame Kamehameha. Most of his fire powers in connected to his emotions. When he becomes enraged, his powers can go out of control, but he has learned to control them much better than before. He knows a wide variety of spells, both light and dark magic. He can perform healing spells and can summon fire beasts to help him and his friends, and can even enter other people dreams. He can teleport to anywhere he chooses and he can teleport others as well. Demons: He has 3 types of armor. Each one is named after the demon that is inside of him: Infarno is his first form. It gives him Samurai armor. Pyris, the second form, gives him the appearance of Aldamon without the tail and increase in size. Valcanius the most powerful of the 3. This armor gives him the appearance of a phoenix. He has the power to wipe out half a city but he only uses this armor if he really needs to, as it uses too much of his powers. Weapons: He has a Katana that can change into any weapon he chooses. It can rival even the strongest Zanpaktou. It's a blood red color with a fire symbol on the end of the blade. Voice Actor: Crispin Freeman (Itachi on Naruto, Kouichi on Digimon Frontier, andHolland on Eureka Seven) Hollowfied Tweaker (HT): A former officer, HT (Hollowfied Tweaker) became suicidal after the death of his wife. While holiday shopping with her, they were attacked by an unknown, powerful assailant, killing her and sending him to the hospital. After making a full recovery, he viewed the video of the attack (from the security cameras) dozens of times, concluding that he hesitated for about three seconds before acting to save his wife. Blaming himself for her death, his mentality spirals out of control and decides to resign from the Police Department. In front of her grave, he chooses to take his own life. But before he can pull the trigger however, a female being calling herself Bethany, appears before him. Other than her golden blond hair, she looks to be a twin of his late wife. She offers him an alternative to suicide by teaching him the ancient art of Authorian. After learning the secret art, he travels to an alternate world where all human emotions have been banned by the Tetragrammaton Council, the world of Equilibrium. After arriving, he immediately masters the deadly martial art of Gun Kata, an art used by Librian's law enforcement unit, the Grammaton Clerics. Bethany appears before him once again to explain that his wife's killer is a mercenary hired by a man named Kuroouja, who was seeking the secrets of Authorian. She tells him to find a person named Slop Doggy, someone who can help him locate this ruthless mercenary. Appearance: HT is 5'8" in height, weighs 160 lbs, has black hair and brown eyes. He wears glasses, a black and red motorcycle-racing style Kevlar jacket over a black hooded sweatshirt, level 4 body armor, faded blue jeans, black Kevlar gloves, black combat tactical boots, a black tactical belt with a pair of matching thigh-strapped gun holsters. Weapons: His primary weapons are a pair of Grammaton Cleric full-auto pistols, modified to fire unlimited rounds of explosive-tip ammunition. He also carries a titanium wakizashi attached to the rear of his belt and several dozen vials of Prozium, an emotion-suppressing drug which he uses to eliminate any form of emotion during combat. Powers/Skills: Being a former SWAT officer, he's an expert in CQB (Close Quarters Battle), tactics, special weapons and marksmanship. He has also mastered the art of Gun Kata which teaches that the geometric distribution of anagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the user clear from the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. In effect, users are able to predict the actions of opponents during firearms combat. With mastery in this art, his firing proficiency has risen 120 percent as well as his swordsmanship. His skills are on par with that of the highest Grammaton Cleric First Class, John Preston. 0ranos: Real name: James Miles. Was a British Officer during the occupation, or colonization, call it what you will, of India, in 1847. Was transferred to the up-and-coming colony of Singapore in 1854. Once there, he was pivotal in subduing the Malaysian natives to the North, which were a threat to His Majesty's holdings in the area. Was promoted to Captain for the Skirmish at Johor Bahru, in particular, in which he displayed excellent strength of character, and a true officer's thinking. Afterwards, he married the daughter of the Governor of the Straits Settlements, Edmund Blundell, in 1857. He had seven children, three of which died before reaching four years old, and one of which would go on to be a political, and military hero in Singapore, Thomas Miles. He died on February 13, 1872, a Friday. This is James Miles' life as history knows it. Most of it is true, yes. But some of it is a lie. On October 2nd, 1855, Miles disappeared. Nobody knew where he went. In fact, neither did Miles himself. He found himself in a strange city. The laws of physics seemed off, and there were strange men that attacked him, moving like shadows. He managed to fight the group off (he soon found patterns in their movements, and was able to predict their strikes), and afterwards found refuge in an abandoned tower that surveyed the area. At least, he thought it was abandoned. There he found a man in a dark cloak, who seemed to know of his plight. The man, who only identified himself as 'Slop Doggy', said that he could get him back home. On one condition; Miles would help him with a certain... campaign, that he had been planning. After realizing that this was his best chance, Miles agreed, if somewhat cautiously. Writing Career: After his various campaigns, Miles decided that it was time to settle down on a career. After one night, when he had several visions of the future, most involving giant machines flying through the air on miraculous sheets of metal, he decided he would become a writer. His are only just now being discovered. Strangely enough, most of these works seem to bear a striking relevance to a particular, animated television show. Appearance: Miles walked in and out of various journals of the well-off in Singapore colonial society. From the accounts of these meetings, we can discern that Miles was a tall, well built man, with a prominent mustache in the style of the times, and close-trimmed hair. He apparently wore his uniform most of the time when visiting. It is unknown what he wore when at home, because there are no surviving journals or records from his family. Except, of course, the journal of Thomas Miles, who described his father as a “handsome, but serious man.” Powers: As is mentioned above, it has been recorded that Miles at least believed that he could see the future. When he wrote, he used the pseudonym 0ranos, as tribute to the far-seeing Greek Titan. Weapons: Miles is an expert marksman, although his swordplay could stand to improve. However, his greatest weapon is his mind. He has sees everything as a game of tactics and strategy. He thinks on his feet, and always has a backup plan. RazenXRazen came from our Earth, and always imagined being a hero and saving worlds. One day he recieved his wish when a visitor told him of Auruboth and that he was a Duochron, a split being. The stranger told him that he was one of two who must find the VeniIshaCharn, a child born with extraordinary abilites and whose fate will decide the fate of Auruboth. After recieving training and the Mimicblade, he dropped his old name and took up the name Razen, which in the tongue of Auruboth means "Flame of Destiny." The visitor soon died of wounds recieved early, leaving Razen with many questions. .Razen travels the worlds, seeking out the child before Zanen, his other half, can. Razen want to several worlds to learnthe arts of the sword, and soon mastered all sword styles. Razen then went to the world of Symphonia to learn to control his mana and cast magic. On the world of Avatar, he learned the four elements, perfecting his magic skills. Razen then traveled to Karakura Town, the ninja world, and the digital world, always being one step behind the gang. During a battle on one world he fights a group of Shattereds, beings who lost their souls. Shattereds appear as pure black beings with colored tattoos along their bodies. Some shattereds have more apparent forms, such as knights or wolf-like creatures. Slop Doogy and gang appear and aid him in the fight, after which he joins the group. Razen travels the world looking for the child, for answers about Auruboth and himself, and to defeat Zanen. Razne states the members of the group may be Duochron as well. Appearance- Razen has brown hair to his shoulders, and golden eyes. He wears a black cloak over a crimson sweatshirt with a falcon on the front and a black flame on the back and grey sweatpants, as well as a scabbard and gunbelt. He is of average height and has an average build. In battle, he calls out his battle gear, gold plate armor over black pants and a shirt. Powers- He is skilled in most forms of hand-to-hand combat, as well as gun and sword fightning, which he has mastered. His mimicblade copies the style of sword of the world (in Kingdom hearts it would be a keyblade for example), though it is normally one-handed.the mimicblade's normal appearance is a golden hilt with a diamond in the center, and the sides curving downwards, as well as having the start of a silver blade. The Mimicblade retains the abilities it gains on the worlds. He has two colt pistols at his side, whcih fire both bullets and energy. He can also teleport, heal himself, and had super strength and speed. Razen has complete mastery of the our basic elements and their magic. Personality: Razen is usually carefree and fun-loving, though also slightly serious. Also extremely loyal and protective to his friends. He also tries to be a peacemaker if there are debates in the group and friendly to most people. When it comes to battles, Zanen, or his destiny, he becomes extremely serious and no nonsense. Kashi Sakana: Taiyaki, throughout all his life Sakana, Kashi has been called Taiyaki because of his weird name. In English it literally translates into fish pastry hence the nickname Taiyaki. He is a pretty normal second year high school student though. He loves curry bread and hates math class but is pretty average. Nowadays he is starting to sleep more in class. He waves this off as part of his part time job. No one in his class knows what he does though otherwise he is a typical student. The truth is something no one will believe. He was late getting to the cathedral and he needed a shortcut. He spotted an alley which looked liked it would take him behind it. Running in that tight alley he was stopped in the middle of the alley by a man cloaked in shadows. A gleaming pale white smile was all that Sakana-kun could see of the man. His dark body seemed to stretch over him, his overbearing presence brought Kashi to his knees. The man approached him; more like glided over as not a single footstep was heard. The clocked figure brought his hand to the young man’s forehead and using his thumb traced the kanji for death. “Welcome to the club kid you’re a grim reaper. Beware of Tartarus and Chronus”. With that Kashi blacked out. While out, his dream-sleep transported him to meet with the Amatsu-Kami Council. They are the gods of the heavens and the eternal. They tell him that he has now been made an official Grim Reaper, his job to find the dead and deliver them to Heaven or Hell, using his soul force which is in different forms depending on the individual. They also explain the perils that accompany the job. Demons wander the earth hoping to devour those near death. Only his soul force can stop them. He asked them about Tartarus, but they gave no information about it. He then woke up, from that point on every night he goes out to deliver the dead. Appearance: Height: 5’10” Powers: Standard Grim Reaper things. He can see demons at all times. When a person is dying he can see what the color of their soul is Black for Hell White for Heaven. Inner direction that tells him when someone is dying and guides him to that person. No ordinary Human can see him when his soul force is out Weapon: Soul Force. Kashi’s soul force takes the form of a Double Scythe two blades on one staff. The top scythe blade is a colored white and there is a whole in the middle of it When this blade touches a pure soul it sends them to heaven. The bottom blade pitch black and is extremely jagged. When this blade touches an impure soul it tears their soul to sheds then sends them to Hell. This blade does not affect the mortal world. Where demons are concerned it both blades can kill them. The scythe can also split apart with a chain linking the two. Becoming a double sickle and chain. (Again I’ll find a scanner to upload a picture of all this) Personality: He is a little forgetful, never remembers when something important is supposed to happen or small things like presents. Laughs a lot, doesn’t think about the past a lot. Looks more to the future. Voice Actor: Peter Doyle (Dominic from Eureka 7) Ps taiyaki is a fish shaped pastry very common and tasty in japan for all y’alls that didn’t know. digidestiney: Kouji Morisato came from an alternate universe compared to Earth. In his world, everyone was born with cat ears and a tail. Their ears and tail would fall off once they lose their virginity. Also, there were groups who traveled in pairs of two. One person was the Fighter and the other was the Sacrifice. The two were bound together by their true name. In spell battles, the Fighter would cast spells and do all the fighting while the Sacrifice would take all the damage. (from Loveless) Kouji was always the lone wolf at school since he wasn't accepted by the others. Then one day, a transfer student, Jin Tateishi arrived. Kouji noticed that there was someone 'off' about this kid. The next day, two people attempted to kidnap Kouji. They called themselves 'Breathless' and said that they were to bring him to the Seven Moons, an organization and school for Fighters. Kouji, who couldn't protect himself from spells, was in deep trouble until Jin came to save him. They escaped Breathless together. Later Kouji realized that his true name was Trustless and he was bound to Jin, who had the same name. Because of this, he made a scar on Jin's arm with the name, making Jin the Fighter and Kouji the Sacrifice. Since then, the two left their school and became fugitives to stay away from the Seven Moons. They fought many battles and went through many hardships together. Kouji stopped being a lone wolf and started to become a kind and caring person who was sensative, but very strong and loyal. Then one day, Zero, artificial fighters that were created to feel no pain, attacked Kouji and Jin who were at the park. They fought a long and hard spell battle, but in the end, Zero was victorious while Trustless lost. The Fighter of Zero was about to kidnap the two when Slop Doggy suddenly appeared. He fended off the two, saved Trustless, and took care of their wounds. Since then, Kouji and Jin followed Slop Doggy and trained to become stronger. Appearance: Kouji is a fourteen year old with pale skin and messy black hair that reaches an inch above his shoulders. He also has black cat ears and a black tail. He is of average height and he has the word 'Trustless' on his neck. To hide it, he always wears a white and light blue striped scarf. He also wears a light blue sweatshirt with jeans. He has white tennis shoes and always carries a backpack with neccessary items in it. Jin is also fourteen and is the same height as Kouji. He has pale skin and light brown hair that also reaches an inch above his shoulders, but his hair spikes out on the sides. He has cat ears and a tail of the same color. He has the scar that says 'Trustless' on his left arm, so he wears a black fingerless glove that goes all the way to his shoulder to hide it. He only wears this glove on his left arm. He wears a black tanktop, dark blue jeans, and a black belt. He also has black tennis shoes. Powers: In Trustless, Kouji is the Sacrifice while Jin is the Fighter. During spell battles, Jin does all the fighting while Kouji takes the damage. Jin can control the elements of fire, light, ice, wind, thunder, earth, water, wood, steel, and darkness. He also knows basic spells like, Defense and Restriction. His battle style is based upon speed, counter-attacking, and power. While being powerful at spells, he is also good at basic physical fighting since he trained in kendo and karate. Kouji is the one who takes the damage. During the fight, Kouji would get hurt instead of Jin. Because of this, he became very tolerant to pain. If Kouji were to get hurt in battle, a chain would wrap around his arm, neck, or leg to hurt him. Since he is the Sacrifice in Trustless, he can treat Jin like a servant, but because of his new, kind personality, he doesn't. Personalities: Kouji used to be a lone wolf, but after he met Jin, he became kind. Losing his cold attitude, he became sweet and sensitive. While he was these things, he was also very strong and tough. Kouji is a genius and gets serious at times. He is very loyal to his friends and would die for them. Sadly, he has a double personality. While he could be his usual self, he could also become a very rude and harsh person. He would start swearing, something he would never do before, and he would be willing to beat someone up. Jin is the only person who could snap Kouji out of this double personality. Jin is also very loyal to his friends especially Kouji. He would do anything for him, even if it was illegal. He is also able to help Kouji free himself Temhota Tech: A Shadowrun (a magical Mercenary), TemhotaTech grewed up in a simple town. His world was pretty much like Earth, except it was also inhabited by various meta-humans, such as Orks, Trolls, Elves, Dwarves, and Halflings (look up Shadowrun). As a Shadowrunner he would do the dirty work for mega-corps. He was an expert for dragon slaying. Even the feared Great golden dragon Lofwyrm feared him. One day after graduation from his high-school, a mysterious bomb dropped from the sky and warpped his universe into a twisted gothic S&M version of its former self. He somehow was completely left unwarped, making him the only survivor. He learned that a Dark Force did this to his universe. He escaped it into the universe of Slop Doggy. He fears that one day that the same dark force may invade Slop's universe. Appearance: He's 6.2 feet tall. He has brown hair, a mustache and a scruffy beard. He wears black pants with a grey stripe on each side. He's wears brown worn-out sneakers. He wears a red T-shirt under a grey and black jacket. He's Caucasin, and only 18. Powers: He's a shadowrunner. He can run fast and even scale walls with his speed. He specializes in dark, fire, light, lightning, and earth magic. He carrys a backpack which he fills with all the weapons he can get his hands on. Mostly weapons from Modern Warfare 2 and Shadowrun. He also has the power of metal in his hands. He can call down lightning with his flying v guitar and set people aflame. He can also melt the faces off his enemies and can boost the power in his allies. Personality: He's sort of a laid-back person. He's into anime,manga, strategy video games, heavy metal and dinosaurs. He kind be sort of a grump and unintentionally selfish, but he's a nice guy and he cares for others.He has a real temper problem. Insulting dinosaurs and metal will make him go berserk. Deep down, he's holding back an insanity with an implacable bloodlust. Voice Actor: Jack Black Theme Song: Painkiller, by Judas Priest. 7MukuroRealm7: Real name is Jonathan Smith, he and his younger sister Lauren were born on a planet that produces a special light from its atmosphere, increasing peoples’ eyesight. So, in this society, one would undoubtedly be shunned if one was born blind. Luckily, he wasn’t born completely blind, but due to birth problems his left eye could see nothing. Fortunately, his other eye could see very well. He went on living a normal life until his 10th birthday, when his power of future sight appeared. He was training himself to improve his reaction time, so he closed his good eye to walk around blind. What he saw when he closed his eye was a grisly murder, the corpses of his mother and father lying in a pool of blood. He paid no heed to this vision, thinking of it as only a product of his overworked mind, and decided to just let it go. Lo and behold, when he came home from school the next day his vision came true. He then proceeded to live with his relatives, he and his sister being split up. This caused him to develop an incredibly bad sister complex, as well as an addiction to the power he now named “Future Eye”. For the next 5 years of his life he locked himself in his room, studying complex equations and ancient scrolls, trying to find out how to master this new power. In doing so, he created another one, a power that allows him to sense the truth, like a lie detector. On the night after this new powers birth, he had another vision, one where the world would be destroyed. This one came true as well, and the light produced by the atmosphere disappeared. Frightened by this change, the masses began to slowly lose the sight they once had, except for him. He was somehow reunited with his sister in the next 4 years, and on his 19th birthday a spirit possessed his sister and told him that the only way to reverse his planets destruction and return the sight to his sister was to find Slop Doggy and save Auruboth. Appearance: He wears a black leather jacket over a black short sleeved shirt and black pants. He has a sword hilt on his left side, and a gun holster above it. He has wavy shoulder-length blonde hair and a black cloth eye patch over his left eye. He also has a rosary cross hanging from his neck that is the standby form of his guardian Evengeline. Powers: His left eye has no sight but the power to see slightly into the future, and due to his half-blindness he’s developed incredible reflexes, being able to react to something moving at incredibly high speeds ranging up to 150mph. He also has the ability to sense veiled truths, making him useful in interrogations. It also allows him to solve complex riddles and problems. He has also developed an acute sense of hearing and has mastered a style that is a combination of swordsmanship and gunmanship, and being ambidextrous he can use both sword and gun at the same time. Like all his planets inhabitants, he uses light as his primary weapon of choice, and He has in his possession an ancient family heirloom sword that is composed of fused light particles, so it can absorb light in the air and increase its length. He also uses a hand gun that has been modified to be capable of rapid fire. This gun has the ability to draw light out of the air and channel it into empty shells, shooting loose bullets literally at the speed of light. He also has with him a guardian spirit that has the power to solidify light that takes on the shape of his sister. Personality: He acts happy all the time, but it’s truly just a cover-up for his melancholic state of mind and persecution complex. He firmly believes that all events are preordained, and there’s nothing that can be done to change the future. Quotes: (Post Parents Death) If I had tried to understand… to comprehend… father and mother wouldn’t have died... Guardian Spirit: Ever since he left his planet, he has been accompanied by a guardian angel by the name of Evengeline. She completely resembles his sister, except she has angel wings and isn’t blind. She wears a white dress with the rosary she inhabits as a necklace, and has waist length blonde hair. Voice Actor: Steve Staley (Hitsugaya on Bleach, Koji on Digimon, Neji on Naruto) Theme Song: Nothing I Won’t Give, by Vic Mignogna madjack89 (aka Madjack): A cat-like demon from Demon World. (look up Yu Yu Hakusho) Known as Amarante to her fellow demons, she has telepathic abilities, though she rarely uses them on purpose, claiming that it is “too invasive.” Like other demons, she had an extreme prejudice for humans until she was one day sucked through a portal that transported her to Human World. For a while, she slaughtered the most evil humans she could find, such as robbers and other criminals, so as not to draw the attention of Spirit World. But she still felt contempt for all humans. Then one day she noticed that a Spirit World detective was on her trail and had to hide out in the bushes of an elementary school playground until he lost traces of her. When recess came, she watched as the small children played together. Her heart began to soften slightly as she witnessed their innocent little games and could even admit to herself that they were cute. She continued to watch them for several days, growing more and more fond of them and even learning some of their names. Then, when she was positive that the Spirit Detective had given up on finding her, she left the school to continue her systematic slaughtering. However, when she came face to face with a mugger that night, she found that she couldn’t kill him. She wandered the streets the next day, finding a hat to hide her ears and tucking her tail into her pants. When she walked near the school, she noticed police tape surrounding it. Ducking under the tape, she rushed to the back of the school to find that one of the children she’d grown particularly fond of, Kuro, had been brutally hacked to pieces by some sort of giant animal earlier in the day. Sensing the demon energy surrounding his corpse, she knew it had to have been a demon. Without thinking, she rushed off, following the demon’s energy until she found him, laughing about what he did to the boy. Enraged, she jumped out and attacked the demon, easily killing it thanks to its lower power level. Seeing this demon as an evil creature, she realized that there was a grey area: not all demons were good, and not all humans were bad. From that day on, she only killed either demons or humans when absolutely necessary, preferring to wander through Human World and sightsee. She changed her name to madjack89 after seeing it on a passing car’s license plate. When she met Chikao, she traveled with him and helped him kill evil demons and jail evil humans under the radar. She and Chikao met Slop Doggy and his crew one day when they were surrounded by a whole group of demons. She and Chikao jumped into action, only to find that Slop Doggy needed no help in destroying the demons. Chikao was highly impressed and instantly accepted Slop Doggy’s invitation to join his group, hoping to learn some things from him. Madjack naturally followed Chikao, finding Slop Doggy and the others to be “interesting in a good way!” Chikao Natsuko: Chikao’s life was completely normal. He had two loving parents and a little brother that reacted with wonder to everything he said and did. He was a goggle-head with a slightly laid-back personality and a love for soccer, but all that changed one day when he came home and found a demon devouring his brother. The demon, relishing the pain on Chikao’s face, told him how he’d just missed seeing his parents being consumed as well and that his brother had been the tastiest. Infuriated, Chikao’s hand began to glow with a strange energy. He shot the energy at the demon, but to no avail, for it managed to escape barely scathed. Incensed, Chikao went into seclusion, learning how to fight and how to use his new power, which he found was actually Spirit Energy, in order to exact revenge on the demon that had killed his family. At the age of 16, after two years of training, he began to roam the streets, searching for the demon. He’d lost his happy personality over his years of seclusion and had become ruthless and cold, torturing demons for information on his target’s whereabouts before he killed them. Another year later, at 17, he finally found the demon he’d been looking for. A battle ensued, and Chikao quickly found that the demon had been getting stronger in their time apart as well. Chikao eventually lost, lying beaten and bruised before the hungry-looking demon. Just as he was about to be devoured, another demon calling herself Madjack stepped into the alley. She easily pinned the other demon and began talking with Chikao, claiming she knew all about his past and saying he had to give up his stupid quest for revenge. Chikao retaliated angrily, saying she didn’t know anything. Madjack quietly recounted the story of Chikao’s life, claiming that she’d read his mind on accident while passing by and now wished to help him come back to himself. Chikao protested weakly that he’d never be satisfied until the demon who had murdered his family was dead. In response, Madjack’s claws grew and she swiftly sliced the demon’s throat, letting it bleed to death. Then she turned to Chikao and said “Satisfied?” After that night, Chikao began to roam with Madjack, embracing the life of a wandering vigilante and killing demons with Madjack’s help. He slowly began to regain his old personality and became content with his lot in life. After meeting Slop Doggy, however, his curiosity was sparked, prompting him to join Slop Doggy’s group in order to learn “how the heck he killed ten demons like it was freakin’ nothing!” Madjack joined the group as well. Appearances: Madjack is a demon that resembles humans, though she has cat ears and a tail. She is 5’ 4” and is actually 47 years old despite looking to be about 18. Her eyes are a blue-grey color and when she is angry, her pupils resemble that of a cat. Her hair is brown, shoulder length, and wavy, while her ears and tail are white. She wears a light grey T-shirt with the word ‘Twack!’ on it and black slacks in order to comfortably hide her tail. She hides her ears, ironically, with a blue and grey cat-eared hat. (similar to Zoe’s from Digimon) Chikao is 5’ 6” and is 17 years old. His eyes are dark brown and his hair is black and perpetually messy. He tends to wear a red shirt and black jacket, loving the color combination of red and black because he thinks it “looks cool!” He wears jeans and sneakers, attesting to his laid-back style. He also wears black gloves, hiding his badly scarred hands which he burned constantly during his training to perfect his Spirit Energy blasts. Being a true goggle-head, he wears a pair of goggles around his neck which he wears while fighting. Powers: Having telepathic abilities, Madjack can read minds and even go so far as to control ones thoughts, though she doesn’t like to use these Chikao can manifest his Spirit Energy into a large blast that he can shoot from his palms. His gloves are fire resistant, keeping them from burning as his hands had. Through his constant practicing, he’s perfected his blasts to a high level and is able to control the size of the blast and turn it in Personalities: Both Madjack and Chikao are pretty laid-back and happy-go-lucky, though Chikao is more stubborn and hotheaded while Madjack Voice Actors: Madjack – Kari Wahlgren (Tsuruya (Mikuru’s friend) from the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Tayuya from Naruto) Chikao – Quinton Flynn (Marcus Damon from Digimon Data Squad, Axel from Kingdom Hearts) Theme Songs: Madjack’s – Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero by Maximum the Hormone Chikao’s – Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold EmoPotatoBuffalo: Euki (ay-oo-kee) was from the planet of Nourasia in 2082. This planet was different from Earth. The inhabitants here were called Naurasians and they looked different from humans. First of all, they all have a human-like body, but their skin is brownish-red. They have long elfish ears, but droop down instead of up. The Naurasians were a peaceful people who believed in honor and chivalry. They were skilled knights whose main uses of weapons are the bow-n-arrow and the dagger. They have magic powers that power up their arrows allowing them enough power to cut mountains in half, speak telepathy, and speed up their steeds. The Naurasians weren't the only beings on the planet. There were also giant beetles that the Naurasians would ride on for steeds. Every beetle is connected to a Naurasian at birth and there is a link between the two. A fully grown beetle is a little bit bigger than a bus. The Naurasians were in a medieval time period as they didn't have any technology. They were very connected to nature and wouldn’t harm it in any way. Within their planet, is the Holy City of Dol, in which no outsider is allowed to enter. (Oban Star Racers reference) Euki was still a teenager when the Crogs invaded Nourasia. He witnessed the Crogs enter the Holy City of Dol and try to take over the place. Since the Crogs had far superior technology compared to the Nourasians, they were easily losing the battle. Even though the Nourasians were peaceful people, they tried their best to fight back. Euki was surrounded by ten Crogs and was slowly losing his energy from the ferocious aliens. He knew that the only way for him to survive was to escape. He called his steed, Peiya (pay-ii-ya), a giant blue and white beetle and hopped on to escape his enemies. Once he was in the air, however, guns fired at him. Before Euki and Peiya were able to react, a blast hit them and they both blacked out. When Euki and Peiya finally came to, there weren’t on Nourasia anymore. Looking around, Euki stayed hidden while trying to find answers to where he was. He quickly took a glimpse at a newspaper to realize that he was on Earth in 2010. He remembered that the humans didn’t know anything about aliens during this year, as the humans were introduced to the creatures in space much later. Euki decided that it was better for him and Peiya to be hidden, so they flew off into a deserted part of a forest. The two decided to rest here for the night. But when they woke up, they weren’t on Earth anymore, but in another universe. Euki decided to look around until he saw a group of people, the Coalition of Authors. Some of them had creatures with them, so Euki decided that it was safe for an alien to talk to them. Euki went up to one of the people, but was immediately attacked by one of them, calling him one of Kuroouja’s servants. Euki didn’t know what they were talking about. They attacked him and Euki knew that the only thing he could do was to fight back. Although it was against his code to fight unintentionally, he took out his bow-n-arrow and fought back. Euki fought the Coalition of Authors, until another human appeared in front of him. He seemed to be the leader of the group and told them to stop fighting. Everyone dropped their weapons, but Euki still looked at the newcomer warily. The new person turned out to be called Slop Doggy and invited Euki to join the Coalition. He said that he would be a good member to join the team since he was able to hold himself against everyone else. Since then, Euki became part of the Coalition of Authors. Appearance: A Nourasian with messy, red-orange hair. (Looks like Takato’s hair from Digimon except it is red-orange.) He has brownish-red skin and elfish ears that droop down. He has cerulean eyes and always carries his bow-n-arrow on his back and his dagger on his side. He wears a white sleeveless shirt and loose white pants, both with one thick brown stripe going down the middle. He has a brown sash and wears white arm warmers that extend from his wrists to his elbows. He appears and acts 15, but he is actually 30 years old in Earth years. People of his race live longer than humans. Peiya is a giant beetle that is a little bit bigger than a bus. It has a white head and sea blue shell on its back. On its head, there are fancy, brown lines and on its shell are gold lines with the same design. These lines look like curvy tree branches. It has small brown pincers for a mouth and six brown legs. The shell separates in half when he is flying, revealing transparent wings underneath. He serves as Euki’s steed, so there is a small handle on top of him so that the Nourasian can hold onto him. Personality: Euki is a very humble person and always keeps to himself. He has a code that fighting is never the answer unless it is absolutely necessary and that killing is wrong. When he joined the CoA, the members try to convince him to fight their enemy and be willing to kill someone. It took Euki a long time to get used to this, so he only fights against Kuroouja’s army and no one else. He is full of chivalry and honor, and will always try to find a peaceful end to things, but would fight when needed. He isn’t a wimp and has a very strong character. He would do anything for the sake of justice. He doesn’t use a coarse language like the other members do and is very polite. Powers: Like all Nourasians, Euki has magical powers. He recites a spell and these powers work. He can power up his bow-n-arrow, making it glow blue. This strengthens it and has enough power to cut mountains in half. He also has a spell to speak to someone telepathically. His last powers have to do with Peiya. Since Peiya usually isn’t always with him when he is with the CoA, except during the night (since he takes up too much space) he can speak with him telepathically to summon him. He doesn’t need to recite a spell to do this. His other spell is when he puts his hand on Peiya and recites the spell, making Peiya turn purple and his stripes glow, and highly increasing his speed. The spell he recites is: Oon sekkai numa terra umbaroum (which he uses to power up arrows) and Oon sekkai Peiya wakkar (to make Peiya go faster.) and Oos sekkai shamanar (puts a purple shield bubble around sumone. He could speak telepathically to whoever is in there) These spells are in the ancient Nourasian language. Theme Song: Truth by Arashi I-will-poke-you (aka Christine Bonsai): Christine was born into a normal family...or so she thought. Two years ago, she came home from school with her brother, Strider, to find her parents laying on the kitchen floor covered in blood. Later she started to have dreams of a baby boy sitting on a pile of dead bodies. Right after that she found out that her older sister was pregnant. Five days later she was found dead. Her now dead sister and her unborn baby started to haunt her in her dreams. In a couple months, she finally broke. She couldn’t take it. Christine traveled with her brother to Czechoslovakia and they both rampaged and took full control of the country. Then, her brother was mysteriously kidnapped by the same man who was rumored to have killed her family. Breaking down in tears, Christine went back to Hawaii in America, where she suddenly sees Asumon, Chloe Fujiaki's digimon, pet, reptile, thing... She just calls it Bob. A very confused Christine looked around to see her best friend, Chloe fall from the sky right in front of her with a bunch of weird looking people known as the Coalition of Authors. There, she met a person named Slop Doggy who has heard of what happened. He told her that a person called Kuroouja was the source of all of her problems. He offered to help her with her problems and Christine joined the CoA. Appearance: A normal-ish looking 14 year old girl that is a couple inches taller than 5 ft. She has brown hair and eyes so dark blue it looks like it’s black. She is usually found wearing a black hooded shirt and regular dark skinny jeans. On some rare occasion you can find her wearing a dark green skirt. She has black fingerless gloves and ties her hair up a red ribbon. She looks mostly sweet but can be vicious at times. Weapon: A large scythe that can shrink into a pendant on her necklace. When she touches it, it becomes larger. Christine also carries a around a silver chain that when is thrown would wrap around an enemy, concealing them and stopping them from moving. It also temporally takes away their powers so they can't get out. Theme Songs: TW: Terry Wane (pronounced Te-on-ta, called TW by his friends) was born in DC. He and his family possess power that he thought was a result of altered DNA. He was labeled as a freak by his school. At one point, he decided to use his powers to help people. He became a hero named Super T (Or T for short), but only he, his family, and his close friends know about it. One day, a villain tried to splice T's DNA, but one botched attempt almost killed his friends. But instead, it gave them powers as well. He named his group The Unit and they saved the day like any other Super Group. One day, a villain named Titus sent his minions to attack the Unit. T went to check out a distress call, and found his teammates near death. Titus came up to him and attacked him. Titus told T about his powers. His family are descendants of aliens from the planet Machron. T wanted to know more about the Machronians, so he asked his family. After finding some very helpful information, he went to go fight Titus himself to the chagrin of his friends. T and Titus battled around the city, destroying everything in sight. Titus finally ended the fight, and killed T. Everyone crowded around the corpse of their fallen hero as he lied there lifeless. His friends found out about a with magical orbs called Dragon Balls that grant wishes. They built an inter-dimensional ship to find the Balls. After the hard search, they came back to see that Titus had taken over the city. They wished T back to life and caught him up on what happened. T said that they couldn't take him on by themselves. So he said that he would go out and find help from the multiverse. But he told his group to stay and fight Titus off. He went to the DBZ-Verse and found Gohan and Gotenks sparring in a forest. He asked them for help, and Gohan said he would help; If he beat his father in a fight. After matching strength with Goku, Gohan said he would help out, along with Goten and Trunks. They went to the Digimon-Verse and asked the Digidestined of Seasons 1 & 2 for help. After acquiring their help, they go back to T's Universe to defeat Titus. T and Titus face off in one more battle. T almost kills Titus, but Titus's minions grab their leader and go off into the multiverse. T and his old and new friends try to find Titus somewhere in the multiverse, and along the way, T finds Slop Doggy fighting off a few demons. T helps out Slop Doggy defeat them and Slop Doggy suggests he joins him and his group. T accepts the offer and now he has a new team that can help track down Titus. Appearance: A caramel-skinned African-American young male, 15 years old. In normal form, he wears a gray hoodie, white sneakers, and blue denim jeans. He has a low cut hairstyle, with a shape up. In hero form, he has a red cap (The T-Cap, which helps him enhance his power), a green shirt, blue jeans, and red sneakers with a yellow cape (Though sometimes, he ditches the cape). Planet Machron: A planet deep in the Milky Way, it is home to many super powered people. Every Machronian has a unique power (Ex. One person may have fire powers, another Ice powers, another elasticity, another morphing powers, etc.) that they are born with. One of the rare types of Machronians have the power to generate a variety of Beams (i.e. Regular hand beams, feet beams to propel someone, heat vision, ice vision, concussion beam from the eyes, etc.). Those rare types of Machronians are used in Machron's elite army brigade, The B-Grade. Personality: T is usually a comedic person. Always trying to make light of a situation. You rarely ever see him happy, even if the expression on his face doesn't show it. Even though he likes to make jokes, he doesn't like being the center of attention. He's somewhat of a shy person when it comes to new people. But once he's someone's friend, he'll make jokes about you on the spot. He likes Hip-Hop and R&B, and almost always makes some form of reference to that kind of music (i.e. "I need a little bump and grind from you!" *SLAP!, "You know what they say, it never rains in Southern California."). He's also shy around pretty girls, which explains why whenever a pretty girl he likes talks to him, he seems to explode under pressure. He became good friends with Gotenks and may even be seen playing a practical joke with him (And on him!). Powers: He is one of the rare types of Machronians that has the power to manipulate beams. He can shoot all types of beams: Concussion Beams, Heat Vision, Ice Vision, Regular hand beams, Feet propulsion beams, and many others. His special is called the T-Bomb, which is when he powers his beams up to the max and turns into an Atom Bomb and drops on his enemies. He can also fly, has super strength, enhanced (But not super) speed, and twist fast enough to turn into a tornado. Theme Song: "Shutterbug" By Big Boi, The 100 Laws of Anime The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle. #1) Law of Metaphysical Irregularity - The normal laws of physics do not apply. #2) Law of Differential Gravitation - Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium. #3) Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics - In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. #4) Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion - In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity. #5) Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion - The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves; Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science. #6) Law of Temporal Variability - Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. #7) First Law of Temporal Mortality – “Good Guys” and “Bad Guys” both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. #8) Second Law of Temporal Mortality - It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the “Bad Guys” are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. #9) Law of Dramatic Emphasis - Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white). #10) Law of Dramatic Multiplicity - Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a “Good Guy” kicks the “Bad Guy” in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles. #11) Law of Inherent Combustibility - Everything explodes. Everything. #12) Law of Phlogistatic Emission - Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. #13) Law of Energetic Emission - There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility. #14) Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude - The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. #15) Law of Inexhaustibility - No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and/or unconscious. #16) Laws of Inverse Accuracy - The accuracy of a “Good Guy” when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the “Bad Guys” when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect). #17) Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability - Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.) #18) Law of Hemoglobin Capacity - the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure. #19) Law of Demonic Consistency - Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well... #20) Law of Militaristic Unreliability - Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. #21) Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t... #22) Law of Inconsequential Undetectability - People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle. #23) Law of Juvenile Intellectuality - Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying... #24) Law of Americanthromorphism - Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny “Bad Guy” or a big stupid “Good Guy”. #25) Law of Mandibular Proportionality - The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating. #26) Law of Feline Mutation - Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: #27) Law of Conservation of Firepower - Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort. #28) Law of Technological User-Benevolence - The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. #29) Law of Melee Luminescence - Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for “Good Guys” and red for “Bad Guys”. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil. #30) Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism - All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. #31) Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability - Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation. #32) Law of Follicular Permanence - Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons! #33) Law of Nothingness - There is no Law #33... I think. #34) Law of Probable Attire - Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. #35) Law of Musical Omnipotence - Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple things”, such examples would be like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before. #36) Law of Quintupular Agglutination - Also called “The Five-man Rule”, when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: #37) Law of Extradimensional Capacitance - All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". #38) Law of Hydrostatic Emission - Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid. #39) Law of Inverse Attraction - Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. #40) Law of Nasal Sanguination - When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections (no that occurs in H-manga sometimes), nope, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes mean smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds (though it’s very rare), but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region. #41) Law of Xylolaceration - Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper. #42) Law of Juvenile Omnipotence - Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst. #43) Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia - There is no Law #43. #44) Law of Nominative Clamovocation - The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect). #45) Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis - Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it (unless they’re smart to try an action but then again such an action doesn’t exist much). #46) Law of Flimsy Incognition - Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives. #47) Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission - All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry. #48) Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism - If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). #49) Law of Female Wrath - If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor"). This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff, Sniff) #50) Law of Artistic Perversion - Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression... #51) Law of Uninterruptable Nominative Clamovocation - This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the “Dragon Slave Phenomenon”) #52) Law of Telepathic Obliviousness - Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC! The reasons for this are: #53) Law of Chromatic Diversity - Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54) Law of Old Man Comic Relief - Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man, alien, or the combination of any two of those traits. #55) Law of the Wise Old Man - Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything. #56) Law of Omnipotent Unreliability - Any “Bad Guy” with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the “Good Guy” until it is too late. #57) Law of Minimum Corneal Volume - Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman... #58) Law of Electrical Charges in Hair - Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look. #59) Law of Ammunition Accuracy - When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods) non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to “standard” or “lethal” shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods) #60) Law of Active Female Attraction - In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.) #61) Law of Sweat Pore Variability - When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from a 7-11 shop. #62) The Law of Inverse Training Time - A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month. #63) Law of Needs to Few and Many - The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one. #64) Law of Bad Humor - Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.) #65) Law of Extreme Anger - Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape (see law #49). #66) Law of Differentiated Gravitation - The following occur: #67) Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the “Bad Guy” inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient. #68) Law of Coercive Vehicular Control - No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. #69) Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the “Bad Guy” usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension. #70) Law of The Rushing Background Effect - Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion. #71) Law of Interdimensional Hammers - Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (See Laws # 37, 49, and 65) #72) Law of Instant Band-Aids - Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene. #73) Law of Universal Edge Defense - Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender (Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime). #74) Law of Intractable Sanity - There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: #75) Law of Celestial Body Control - At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette. #76) Law of Aura of Forgetfulness - Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise? #77) Law of Cool Hair Factor - The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48) #78) Law of Inverse Coping - Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it. #79) Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability - The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life... #80) Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics - If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician. #81) Law of Shades/Coolness Factor - Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz. #82) Law of Hentai Plot - The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex. #83) Law of Understatement - Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. #84) Law of Dormant Powers - Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did! #85) Law of Style Coefficient - In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84) #86) Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor - Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the “Good Guy” because they’re EVIL! They usually get so cocky they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: #87) Law of Tableware Nonexistence - There IS no spoon. #88) Law of Goofy Turn-Ons - In Hentai, ordinary pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up. #89) Law of Penile Variance - All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it... #90) Law of Hentai Female Characteristics - All Hentai women have the following characteristics: #91) Law of Vaginal Variance - Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina. #92) Law of Hero Identification - All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves. #93) Law of Cute Mascots - Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! #94) Law of The Force - Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks. #95) Law of Naughty Tentacles - All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") #96) Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. #97) Law of Healing - Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect") #98) Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics - All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, has the following crew members: #99) Law of Sparkles - Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so... #100) Law of Anime Events - Much like the WWE (and other forms of Pro Wrestling), anything and everything can happen. This was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends, as well as gatherings from various internet sources in order to help others understand the things that happen in anime (and manga). And so, to help others understand anime, after you have read this, if you wish you may copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you. Why America has some Issues. From the mouth of a true American. 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Please do not assume I am being racist. This is just for humor, and these in no way express my physical beliefs THE "TWO COW" EXPLANATION OF WHAT MAKES: A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. The government seizes both and provides you with milk from time to time. A FASCIST: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? 5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did you? 7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here? If any of those things does or would annoy you, copy and paste the whole thing into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this onto your profile, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!! PS i got this from another profile, and I care jack squat about you. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard, Guardoflight, 7MukuroRealm7 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Type your name with your knuckles: 7MukuroRealm7 Not to hard Type your name with your nose: 7MukutoR43ealm7 Much harder. Type your name with your feet: 7Mukju7e4roREealkm76 Way to hard. Type your name with a pen without looking: 78mikitotra;7 WTF? 1. Find a globe.Spin it. What does it say? South America 2. Find a book. Turn to page 93, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Dead. (Don't ask) 3. What can you hear right now? My brother nagging me to turn off the TV. 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. If you tell me to turn off the TV again I'll shove the remote down your throat. 5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Already on, Total Drama Action rerun 6. Type your name with your elbow. 78,mku8ij45rokirt54ewsall,mkmkk7 Okaaaaaaaaay... 7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I updated my KHR story 8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What do you see? The Tv. 9. If you could be anybody from Naruto who would you be? Itachi 10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? uuumua r,uea Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or It sounds evil...HERE: Try Not to Cry Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you. If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, EmeraldxSapphire, Brown and Blue, Dnny By, Mew Mew Jakie, mewshiny, 7MukuroRealm7 Name: John Smith Country: U.S. Gender: Boy Sports: I used to play soccer, but I don't have enough time for it. Occupations: I work at a department store. Age: 19 Son\daughter of: Peter Smith Favorite word (at the moment): Extreme Word that I have stolen from a movie: "Pathetic." Favorite line from a movie: "Yippee Ki-yay, motherfucker." Something unique: I owe about 2 grand to my friends. Something i hate: Edward Cullen obsessed fan-girls. Favorite Action movie: Die Hard Favorite Comedy movie: Get Smart Songs i like: Anything by Vic Mignogna Favoite animal: Wolves and Lynx Buisness: I need to make more money... Think of a random frase. what is it?: "Where's my 2 grand?" Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? But here's what must have happened. Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? You belong with me. Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: North. What is the weather? Cloudy Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Or? Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Underneath his beard is a third fist. If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Make a decree to be king forever! Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? In between. Favorite PJO character: Percy Favorite PJO pairing: Percy and Annabeth Gods or Titans? Gods, of course. Ranger or Knight? Knight Bow or Sword? Swords are way better than bows If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? World War II Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? bed. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Total Drama Island. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:00 P.m. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:33p.m. (Not to far away!) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Music When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Working at my job. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A profile. What are you wearing? shirt and pants. Did you dream last night? Yes. When did you last laugh? Haha. Just now. What is on the walls of the room you are in? An autographed picture of the SOS Brigade Bunnygirl picture Seen anything weird lately? I saw a strange quiz on a profile. think of this quiz? WTF? What is the last film you saw? Sherlock Holmes. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? An assasination squad to kill Bush. Tell me something about you that I don't know: That I know where you live. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Remove Bush off the planet and stop war. Do you like to dance? Who doesn't like to dance? George Bush: You're going to die, Bush! Die, die, die, everybody die... Kill, kill all... Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lauren Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nathan List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Haruhi 2. Kyon 3. Asakura 4. Yuki 5. Imouto 6. Tsuruya 7. Koizumi 8. Taniguchi 9. Kunikida 10. Mikuru 11. Emiri Kimidori 12. Fujiwara 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No! and Yes! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Kind of... about a seven... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Nope! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? I can not imagine Kyon ever being with someone that emphatic. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Mikuru and Imouto! Major nose bleeding! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Koizumi would join in and make a yaoi threesome. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Asahina gets raped by Asakura. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Hope not! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Love and sadness are alike. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I have no idea. 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? You don't love me anymore by Weird Al. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING. You may want to gouge your eyes out after reading this. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Haruhi and Koizumi are in a happy relationship until Kunikida runs off with Koizumi. Haruhi is broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emiri, and a brief unhappy affair with Tsuruya, then follows the wise advice of Imouto and finds true love with Imouto. What title would you give this fic? The super stupid love drama that ,makes absolutely no sense so please do not read this for your own safety of Haruhi Suzumiya 18. How would you feel if SevenEight were in a heated arguement? I don't blame Taniguchi, I hate Koizumi too. If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Quote from my GF: In the past 5 years you have managed to do tiny things that piss me off, and when I look back on them, I ask myself: why the hell am I still with you? I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. If not, your an insensitive bastard! But aren't we all in someway deep down? My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot se I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Stereotypes Suck: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. "No Fear"? Haven't met me yet hahahaha... Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING... Anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. Give a man a match, and you warm him for a day, light a man on fie with that match, and you warm him for a lifetime.(However short that may be.) Luposlippaphobia — he fear of being chased around a kitchen table by timber wolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Whatever we do, we do because we can. Such is the life of a human. And as such it ends swiftly. Mayhaps it is the reason as to why we act so rash in the face of Death. Death that succumbs to the ultimate power of the universal event called Time. Reflect on this words, and if you agree with my vision, do the usual. Paste it on your Profile. And for the end, some words of wisdom: If you have enough spare time to read a crappy profile like this, GET A JOB. I I I I I Brian Smith section Age: 15 Sex: Virgin Hair color: Blonde OC: Mukuro Mukuro is a boy called a Wish Master,who has the ability to grant wishes, so long as they don't involve: 1. Killing 2. Resurection 3. Stealing from others 4. Cancelation of wishes 5. Becoming a Wish Master He is like a naive child who wants to learn more about humans, to the point of wanting to grant his wish of humanity. He has light colored blonde hair, and is short and dressed in white with a white noh mask. He also holds a dubious relationship with Hiruko, and when they meet he shows his double sided personality, named Kuromu, who acts like a man obssesed with seeing blood. Brians stories Thanksgiving with the Brigade: Kyon is sent to the Jamestown Colony to do research for his extra credit paper The Empathy of Haruhi Suzumiya: Kyon commits suicide, regrets it, and takes a test to come back to life, thanks to everyones favorite goddess Wishes of the Heart: Our first non Haruhi Suzumiya story, in which a girl based off my brothers girlfriend, and get rejected. Then a boy named Mukuro says he will grant her 3 wishes. (based off 7MukuroRealm7) There is nothing else to put here, other then the fact that I am sharing this profile with my older brother. My brother says I'm lazy, obnoxious, rude, and cynical, but he's a big piece of shit, so don't believe a word he says. He's in charge, and I couldn't care less. There is nothing else to put, because I don't care what I have in my profile. But, in reality, I am the boss here. Mukuro is just my underling. Mukuro: Bullshit. | |||||||
1. Yours For An Eternity » reviewsDeath is tragic, as Tomoyo knows. A year after the death of Ryou, everyone is trying to adapt their lives. But Tomoyo is being plagued by nightmares. But what do her nightmares have to do with Hiruko, and can they shed the light on what happened to Ryou?Clannad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-3-11 - Published: 12-19-10 - Tomoyo S. & Tomoya O.2. Christmas with the Brigade 2 » reviewsHaruhi wants to go to the North Pole to give Santa her list in person. In form, she drags Kyon with her. Now, Kyon and Haruhi have to cross the globe, dealing with Canadian Terrorists, Sleazy Salesmen, and Santa Claus on crack. Kyon is in for more pain!Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-25-10 - Published: 12-19-10 - Haruhi S. & Kyon3. Power Rangers Haruhi Force reviewsHaruhi decides to form the Haruhi Force Power Rangers to go out looking for supernatural beings. But with Tsuruya as the green ranger, Taniguchi and Kunikida as Bulk and Skull, and Asakura as a monster, does sh have a chance?Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-10 - Haruhi S. & Kyon - Complete4. Digimon: Brightly Lit Dusk » reviewsSequel to my previous story. With Riyo's untimely death, the digital world is slowly falling into chaos again. It's up to a new and unruly group of heroes to save the digital world.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,815 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 3-8-105. Halloween With The Brigade 2 » reviewsLast year, they had a halloween party. This year, they have a haunted house. Kyon will have to face monster zombies, mobsters, horror-obsessed aliens, the Anti-SOS Brigade, and worst of all, Haruhi Suzumiya. Let's all give him our support, shall we?Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-31-10 - Published: 10-25-10 - Kyon & Haruhi S. - Complete6. Through Death Will Us Part » reviewsThe Good Girl falls for the Bad Boy. Typical story, right? WRONG. Tomoyo has only one year left to live, and Tomoya already has a girlfriend. While fighting off the Angel of Death himself, will Tomoyo make the man she loves love her back?Clannad - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-7-10 - Published: 1-30-10 - Tomoyo S. & Tomoya O. - Complete7. CoA: Into the Light reviewsA story in the CoA series, headed up by Slop Doggy. In this story, John Smith must fight the darkness in his heart as he decides to help destroy the shadows taking control over Auruboth and save his homeworld.Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-108. April Fools Day with the Brigade reviewsHaruhi is up to something fishy for April Fools Day. Kyon, with the help of some associates, must break into the Tsuruya estate and find what they're working on, before he falls for the ultimate prank.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-10 - Complete9. Dawn of the Shadow: The Movie reviewsSo, I finally finished the movie story! Six years after returning to Shinjuku, Riyo and the rest of the group are thrust onto an unexpected foe and an even more unexpeted group of allies. YOU WILL BE SURPRISED! Please read my other digimon story first.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete10. Digimon: Dawn of Shadow » reviewsRiyo Takenori and his three friends enter an artificial digiworld created by a friends' father, but are accidently dragged into the real digiworld to defeat the evil dictator Mukuramon. Sequel to Digimon Tamers.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 64,737 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 11-30-09 - Complete11. The Ravens' Flight » reviewsFun in Summer Camp! Playing on the beach, singing campfire songs, all sorts of fun things, right? WRONG. This summer will be anything but fun and games as the Blade Children are stuck in a hunter trap where they slowly get picked off... one... by one...Spiral - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-10 - Published: 1-31-1012. Valentines Day with the Brigade reviewsValentines Day. A happy, festive holiday where girls give chocolates to the boys they like. A time for happiness, right? Ask Kyon. Instead of celebrating this festive holiday, Kyon is forced to do Haruhis' bidding. Minor fluff. Happy Valentines Day!Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-10 - Haruhi S. & Kyon - Complete13. Vengeance of the Arrancar » reviewsIchigo Kurosaki desperately tries to return to his normal life after killing Aizen. However, the new captain of fifth company has something to say about that. Also, the remaining Arrancar are atempting to take their revenge against an orange haired boy.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-25-10 - Published: 10-29-09 - Ichigo K.14. The Island of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsHaruhi and the SOS Brigade get stranded on Gilligan's Isle, and they try to make due being stranded. FIRST CHAPTER IS TRAGEDY/ANGST, NOT HUMOR! BE CAREFUL!Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 1-5-1015. The Kyonbashing of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviews1000th story! Maybe Anyways, this is a story where you can vent your anger on Kyon. Details inside.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-10-10 - Published: 1-2-10 - Kyon16. The Curse of the Crescent Moon » reviewsTsuna & co have returned to their original time, recruited Shoichi, and therefore stop Byakuran from coming into being. Now, 5 years later, box weapons have been invented and the Vongola now have to face off against new enemies: A mercenary mafia family!Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 12-18-09 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.17. New Years with the Brigade reviewsThe SOS Brigade holds its New Years hot pot and war between the SOS Brigade members ensuesHaruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-09 - Kyon & Itsuki K. - Complete18. Be Careful what you Wish ForMukuro owns a store that grants wishes, but most of the overly greedy people who enter it die. Follow these one-shots as more people fall to their worst sin: GreedMisc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Published: 12-28-0919. Christmas with the Brigade » reviewsImouto is depressed, so Haruhi decides to cheer her up with a Christmas Party, but instead she gets a visit from a fat old chap with a beard. Merry Christmas.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 12-24-09 - Kyon & Kyon's Sister - Complete20. YuGiOh GX2 » reviews10 years after Jaden left, trouble begins to boil in the now re-opened duel academy. It's up to a new group with some help from some old friends to take out this evil once and for all.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-22-0921. The Lolita Complex of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsSince all my stories have been serious lately, I decided to do a rackfic on a serious topic. Imouto-chan is being followed, so Kyon and Haruhi set out to find the stalker, but run into an interesting twist, which you have to read to find out.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 11-26-09 - Kyon & Kyon's Sister22. The Battle of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsAfter the incident with the Anti-SOS brigade, Kyon is forced to deal with a genius slider, two old enemies joining the brigade, a world in a parallel dimension, and meeting Haruhi's older sister, who has fallen in love with him! And why is Kyon involved?Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 8-24-09 - Kyon23. The Interviews of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsAs the title suggests, this story is dedicated to interviewing the cast of TMoHS, and observing their reactions to questions that you, the readers, will give them. See inside for details. T for language and possible sexual oriented questions.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 9-30-0924. The Countdown of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsHaving been dragged along to a gala against his will, Kyon discovers a series of murders of the guests. It's up to Super-Sleuth Suzumiya to discover the truth behind the killings before one of the brigaders is next! Inspired by "And Then There Were NoneHaruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-3-09 - Haruhi S. & Kyon25. The Psycho Killer of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsHaruhi goes out to search for a sea monster with the brigade in a forrest but instead she finds and escaped serial killer with a chainsaw and a HOOK! Haruhi and Kyon are now forced to solve the killers mystery. Inspired by an episode of TDI.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 9-19-09 - Haruhi S. & Kyon26. Thanksgiving with the Brigade » reviewsKyon has to submit a paper on Jamestown, or else he has to repeat. Haruhi wants him to finish it, but she keeps giving him jobs to do for the Thanksgiving party. So with the paper unwritten, Kyon wakes up on a ship en route to Jamestown! OCHiruko by BrianHaruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 9-12-09 - Kyon27. The Spirals within the SpiralSet 20 years later. Ayumu was unable to save the Blachil, only saving six of them. But he served a different purpose, creating the true saviors of the Blachil. Also, the Blachil project reached its second stage, where they have orders: KILL the twin OCsSpiral - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Published: 9-13-0928. Halloween with the BrigadeHaruhi decides to throw a Halloween party at Kyon's house, with everyone having their own unique costumes. It seemed to be missing something so I rewrote it. By BrianHaruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Published: 9-12-09 - Haruhi S. & Kyon - Complete29. Wishes of the Heart reviewsThis is my own, unique, story. I just couldn't find another section for it. This is about a high school girl who gets rejected by the boy she likes, and she meets a kid who will grant her three wishes. By Brian, not Mukuro.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-0930. The Empathy of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsKyon decides to write a note to Haruhi, confessing his love. Severe Ooc. T for death. Title has been changed. Note, written by Brian, not normal author. Now more chapters.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 8-30-09 - Kyon & Haruhi S.31. The Pshychosis of Haruhi Suzumiya reviewsAfter 10 years, Kyon goes to see a psychiatrist, and he finally lets out all his emotions in one burst. Rated for Language. Kyon may be slightly Ooc. One-shot. OC Hiruko as psychiatristHaruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-09 - Kyon - Complete
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