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Age: 18

Gender: Female

Dreams: To be an Author, To meet Taylor Lautner in real life, To own a Yamaha FZ16...

Likes: Martial Arts, Motorbikes, Movies, Books, Parties, Writing, School(Friends)...

Currently writing: NaruSasu but with lots of orgies that eventually gets paired off into couples but no heterosexual couples in this one. Will be a while to post as school is taking a lot of time out of my schedule right now. Please bear with me!

Thanks for the reviews. Have school so sorry for not writing anything new as fast as I can.

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Spell your name ;)

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Some Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (Explains the hair...)

Itachi- Weasel (Does that even suit him?)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (*blinks* ok...that's why it's called a Sakura tree!)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Explains a lot)

Sasori- Scorpion (No duh puppet)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen fishcake toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Who'd like Naruto for lunch?)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (How interesting...)

Hidan- Bandit gang (That explains... SO MUCH!)

Pein- Pain (WOOOOOOW... Never would of guessed!)

Hinata- Sunflower (Awwwzzz)

Shikamaru- Deer boy (Well, that explains a lot, doesn't it?)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Is it because of the huge sword?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh, the irony!)

Neji- Screw (Innuendo... Pervy Sage, is it true? How can that stoic cold ice king wannabe be so...so...*nosebleed*)

Kakashi- Scarecrow (That's why he has a mask!)

Random Quizzes-

Name ten of your favorite Naruto characters in any order.
1) Hyuuga Neji 2) Uchiha Sasuke 3) Sabuku no Gaara 4) Uzumaki Naruto 5) Uchiha Itachi 6) Inuzuka Kiba 7) Yamanaka Ino 8) Hyuga Hinata 9) Namikaze Minato 10)Sabuko no Kankuro

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Itachi/Kankuro? Never thought about it...I'm going to now...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Gaara? Yes! He is mysterious hot...

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Kiba/Neji? Hmm, interesting...I must say it makes a good story...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Minato? Yes, Minato/Naruto or Minato/Kakashi can make anyone drool...

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Ino/Sasuke? Maybe, but Ino and Kiba belong as well as Naruto and Sasuke...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Naruto/Hinata or Naruto/Minato? Naruto/Minato because even though Naruto/Hinata is good, it is cliche now...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
If Ino discovered Gaara/Hinata in a secret relationship, everyone would know of course...

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Sasuke/Kiba—hmmm... "Sasuke after being unknowingly heartbroken by his two crushes, Itachi and Naruto, is found by the dog lover...Kiba is shocked to hear that the older Uchiha and Naruto had a secret relationship going on but tries to comfort Sasuke in the only way he knows to..."

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Naruto/Kankuro...yes...I read one once but I cannot remember the name...

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Neji/Itachi… "Pale Blood Scars"

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Naruto/Neji...hmm, lets see...Naruto sees Neji at the hot spring with his hair down and mistakes him for a girl and spies on him. He then finds out it's Neji but is embarrassed to look him in the eye...They are assigned an ANBU mission as partners...On their way back to the village, they make camp and Naruto seduces Neji and has his wicked way with him...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Ino het and Minato slash. I really don't know...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Kankuro? House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance...cuz he and Kiba is so alike!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Sasuke/Gaara/Kiba… Yaoi thressome. Includes, Sadism, Masochism, Bondage and Lemons...Read at your own mental risk.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Hinata/Itachi—"I-Itachi-s-sama! P-please M-Master, my b-body is a-at your c-command!"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Kankuro/Hinata. Do they even know each other?

1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters
1) Harry Potter 2) Draco Malfoy 3) Sirius Black 4) Oliver Wood 5) Hermione Granger 6) Blaise Zabini 7) Teddy Remus Lupin 8) Ginny Weasley 9) Fred Weasley 10) George Weasley 11) Severus Snape 12) James Potter

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Zabini/Snape, No, never looked at that pairing...may be interesting...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oliver? Yeah. He's like freaking hot!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
James/Ginny... Um, Ginny with her boyfriend's father? Wow, Harry must be bad in bed!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
Fred? Yes, a foursome with him, George, Harry and Draco...*nosebleed*

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Malfoy/Zabini. Of course!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hermione/Fred or Hermione/George. Um, both?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Teddy walked in on James and Draco. Teddy'd be like, 'WTF? When did he reincarnate? And how in the hell did he end up with his son's rival?'

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sirius/George! "Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the red head twin that had his other half bent over every night. No, the one that had George screaming in ecstasy was Harry's godfather...The age difference didn't matter to Sirius therefore George was only too happy to crawl into his bed..."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Ginny. Too much to be healthy...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Teddy/James. "Your Son Scarred Me, It Is Your Duty To Heal Me!"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oliver/Harry… The typical plot. Harry falls in love with his Quiddich captain and Oliver returns the affection.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Teddy?I don't think so...

13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sirius Black. Not that I know of...

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Snape. Yeah, I think my friend drew him once...

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Oliver/Hermione. No, but I read some great Draco/Harry/Hermione...

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
George, "HARDER FRED!!!!!!!!!!!"

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ginny..."Confession (What's Inside My Head)" by Red.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Blaise/James...Incest, Yaoi...Read if you want to be mentally scarred for life!

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
George/Draco. "Wanna twincest threesome? You know you like it."

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hermione, not too long ago, threesome fic...Harry/Draco/Hermione...Trelawny's Teacups...

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Blaise...Hmm, submissive partner...

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Severus/Fred...maybe drunk...

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sirius and Teddy. Sirius, I guess...

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Oliver. Harry, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Severus and a brief, unhappy affair with James, then follows Hermione's advise and finds true love with Sirius.

"I Need A Sirius Love Life!"

Um, Ty, Ker, and my split personality!

Ty

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Teddy/Ginny? May be good...you never know...

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Put this in your profile if you think homophobia is WRONG.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

Quotes-

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes every day; he's probably bored as hell.

Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

We cannot choose how we begin our lives, but we can have the courage to take the final step.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!

It’s a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that...

If life hands you an apple, it ran out of lemons.

The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

Blessed are the deceased.

Just when you thought you lost everything...you find out you can lose a little more.

Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity.

True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don't let him or her go.

Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.

When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.

The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

Friends are always friends no matter how far you have to travel back in time. If you have memories together, there is always a piece of your friendship inside your heart.

I use to be normal….Until I met these losers…I call my...B. .E. .S. .T. F. .R. .I. .E. .N. .D. .S.

I am a Sane person in an Insane World!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity!

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge!

The road to success is always under construction.

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I don’t need your attitude I got one of my own!

Your envy creates my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…

Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it’ll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it

Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're breaking the rules!

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friend will leave footprints in your heart.

Even a heart of stone can be broken.

That which doesn't kill me, delays the inevitable.

Good cannot exist without Evil, just as Light cannot exist without Darkness.

No guy is worth your tears, and those who are won't make you cry.

Why do we try so hard to live if we only live to die?

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.

Sure God created men before women, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children.

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Dying for someone is easy. The hard part is to keep living for them when you feel like dying.

Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
them down.

It doesn't hurt to dream, it hurts more to wake up.

Smile! It hides everything.

Dreams are what keep us alive.

Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world

Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing you've ever felt.

It takes more courage to suffer than to die.

They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness.