Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters that I write about except if I indicate so in my stories.
Dreams: To be an Author, To meet Taylor Lautner in real life, To own a Yamaha FZ16...
Likes: Martial Arts, Motorbikes, Movies, Books, Parties, Writing, School(Friends)...
Currently writing: NaruSasu but with lots of orgies that eventually gets paired off into couples but no heterosexual couples in this one. Will be a while to post as school is taking a lot of time out of my schedule right now. Please bear with me!
Thanks for the reviews. Have school so sorry for not writing anything new as fast as I can.
I am going to stick with the results of http://wwwsemeuke.com and be an Opportunist Seme or a Chibi Seme!
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Spell your name ;)
Some Naruto Name Meanings:
Sasuke- Parrot (Explains the hair...)
Itachi- Weasel (Does that even suit him?)
Sakura- Cherry Blossom (*blinks* ok...that's why it's called a Sakura tree!)
Kisame- Demon Shark (Explains a lot)
Sasori- Scorpion (No duh puppet)
Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)
Naruto- Ramen fishcake toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Who'd like Naruto for lunch?)
Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (How interesting...)
Hidan- Bandit gang (That explains... SO MUCH!)
Pein- Pain (WOOOOOOW... Never would of guessed!)
Hinata- Sunflower (Awwwzzz)
Shikamaru- Deer boy (Well, that explains a lot, doesn't it?)
Zabuza- Cuts Once (Is it because of the huge sword?)
Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh, the irony!)
Neji- Screw (Innuendo... Pervy Sage, is it true? How can that stoic cold ice king wannabe be so...so...*nosebleed*)
Kakashi- Scarecrow (That's why he has a mask!)
Name ten of your favorite Naruto characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sirius/George! "Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the red head twin that had his other half bent over every night. No, the one that had George screaming in ecstasy was Harry's godfather...The age difference didn't matter to Sirius therefore George was only too happy to crawl into his bed..."
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Teddy/James. "Your Son Scarred Me, It Is Your Duty To Heal Me!"
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
21) What is Six's super-secret kink?
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"I Need A Sirius Love Life!"
Um, Ty, Ker, and my split personality!
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Put this in your profile if you think homophobia is WRONG.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes every day; he's probably bored as hell.
Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone.
If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.
If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.
It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.
We cannot choose how we begin our lives, but we can have the courage to take the final step.
When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.
Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.
We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!
It’s a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that...
If life hands you an apple, it ran out of lemons.
The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
Blessed are the deceased.
Just when you thought you lost everything...you find out you can lose a little more.
Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity.
True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don't let him or her go.
Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.
When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.
The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.
Friends are always friends no matter how far you have to travel back in time. If you have memories together, there is always a piece of your friendship inside your heart.
I use to be normal….Until I met these losers…I call my...B. .E. .S. .T. F. .R. .I. .E. .N. .D. .S.
I am a Sane person in an Insane World!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity!
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge!
The road to success is always under construction.
I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
I don’t need your attitude I got one of my own!
Your envy creates my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…
Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, it’ll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it
Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're breaking the rules!
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friend will leave footprints in your heart.
Even a heart of stone can be broken.
That which doesn't kill me, delays the inevitable.
Good cannot exist without Evil, just as Light cannot exist without Darkness.
No guy is worth your tears, and those who are won't make you cry.
Why do we try so hard to live if we only live to die?
Religion is for people afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.
Sure God created men before women, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children.
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Dying for someone is easy. The hard part is to keep living for them when you feel like dying.
Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
It doesn't hurt to dream, it hurts more to wake up.
Smile! It hides everything.
Dreams are what keep us alive.
Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world
Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing you've ever felt.
It takes more courage to suffer than to die.
They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness.
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