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since: 08-23-09, id: 2059872, Profile Updated: 12-05-09
country: Australia
Author has written 1 story for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Twilight.

Hi it is Mordanyes (Or call me Scooby Doo) here!!

I wear glasses and have been called a nerd, smarty pants, bookworm and many more things. I don't care of course. I 'try' hard at school and my scores reflect that. I like to get good results and to read loads of things. I absolutely love to read! I love funny things and most of the time you can see me laughing, smiling or just looking like a fool. I am also a chatterbox. I collect pictures of my obsessed qualities (BtVS, VA, HP,Twi etc.) on the computer and I love all things vampire. I mostly love supernatural at that but mostly the vampires. God I love vampires. My parents get annoyed and say I'm unsociable because I am always in my room watching Buffy/Angel or on the computer. At that I just come up with an excuse. My room is reasonably messy and I don't want to clean it up. My idea of cleaning up is to chuck nearly everything into a garbage bin.

All about me:

Call me: Scooby or Mordanyes
Country: Aussie!
Gender: Female
Fave books, TV Shows-

Harry Potter
Vampire Academy
Twilight
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Mao's Last Dancer
Vampire Beach
Inkheart

Fave FanFiction settings-

Harry Potter
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Twilight

Fave movies-

She's the Man
Sydney White
Pirates of the Carribean
National Treasure

Fave music-

Pink/P!nk
Boyzone (just one of their songs)
Backstreet Boys
Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack songs. (Once More with Feeling)

Fave sport: I am not very big on playing sports but I do love AFL footy which any Aussie should know and love. Go the Blues! Carlton rocks! Stupid Geelong won the premiership again! I wanted St. Kilda to win! Also I like Newcombe, tennis, and swimming most of all to play.

Hated music-

Jonas Brothers (I absolutely hate them!)
Taylor Swift (only like Love Story)
Miley Cyrus (a few songs are OK but never very good.)
Hannah Montana

Fave characters-

Alice Cullen
Emmett Cullen
Spike (William the Bloody)
Anya Jenkins (Anyanka)
Daniel Osbourne (Oz)
Faith Lehane
Cordelia Chase
Lorne of the Deathwok Clan
Winifred Burkle (Fred)
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy
Fred and George Weasley
Rose Hathaway
Dimitri Belikov
Christian Ozera

Fave Couples-

Alice-Jasper
Rosalie-Emmett
Paul-Bella
Rose-Dimitri
Rose-Adrian
Lissa-Christian
Spike-Buffy
Angel-Buffy
Faith-Spike

Story info:

I am right now writing a story on where Buffy, Bella and Harry are all siblings. There will be a sequel when it gets to the Harry battle but for now the Scooby Gang and the Cullens have to defeat The First Evil. 4th chapter now up.

Tell me what you think of my stories honestly and PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!! I know people are reading but I want reviews most of all!


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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Poor, poor girl! I feel for her!


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face


Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh you ass off at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out what you did.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"


If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!),XxSupernatural.lovexX (Do you think I'll loose brain cells?) IPreferVerticallyChallenged (What's worse is when you slap yourself in the forehead and it leaves a big red mark), THEBESTDAMNTHING96, Mordanyes,


Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nitwit, oddment, blubber, tweak.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why does nothing rhyme with orange and purple?

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.


You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


Time for a question. How come whenever a nerd gets mad enough to cuss, everyone laughs?

Left foot right foot, feet, feet, feet. How many many feet you meet.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the next cell over shouting, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Stupid Shiny Volvo owner


If you do or have done any of these things, you are honestly insane!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

POST THIS!!


The sea monkey's got my money.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "
Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. And then give up. No use being a damn fool about it.


95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, 1pepsi1obsessed, THEBESTDAMNTHING96, Mordanyes


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism re-post this


Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.


THE PROOF HUMANITY'S STUPIDITY AND GOING DOWN THE TUBES!!:

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(One would hope.)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now I'm a curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Someone got paid big bucks to write that one.)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Oh, go ahead. Ruin the American dream.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
-On a Korean Kitchen knife- "Do not put in children"
(Must have gotten lost in the translation...)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField,1pepsi1obsessed, The BestDamnThing96, Mordanyes


When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand JACOB BLACK!!

If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile\

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

FREAKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN RIGHT HERE

SING TO THE TUNE OF ITSY BITSY SPIDER

The itsy pixie vampire went to the shopping mall.

She wouldn't care if there was no sale at all,

but out came the sunshine and made her spark-kly,

so the itsy pixie vampire quit her shopping spree.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, Mordanyes

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, DX-Dynamite, Jeffismyhero1217, Legolas' Girl 31, Mordanyes


If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you wish Edward and Bella a happy life in HELL away from the world, copy and paste this into your profile.


ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Random sayings.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.
BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a stripcheck every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you get angry at your friends for not having read Twilight/Harry Potter. Crazy is when you get at angry at people for spelling Edward's human last name "Mason" not "Masen". Crazy is when you laugh out loud when Edward leaves Bella because you hate both of them, then when Edward comes back at the end you frown and nearly throw your book out the window. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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TEAM ROSALIE: because she's been stereotyped as the nasty blonde.
TEAM JASPER: because he tried to kill Bella. We ignore the fact that he failed.
TEAM ESME: because she ends up being a cardboard cutout.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy who never fails to find the perfect innuendo.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this good at stalking.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all nurses should have trouble concentrating at Very Critical Moments.
TEAM BELLA: because she's... um...
TEAM ALICE: because headaches can't be that much fun.
TEAM JAMES: because he wants to eat Bella's face.
TEAM LEAH: because she has a future.

I totally agree with that...besides Edward. He is nothing...

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"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous


Vampire Top 10
1.Spike (Chip head/evil)
2.Angel
3.Mick St. John
4.Angelus
5.Damon
6.Emmett Cullen
7.Jasper Hale/Cullen/Whitlock
8.Spike (Soul)
9.Josef
10.Stefan

~Twilight Oath~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to remember the Cullen's playing baseball
Whenever the thunder roars
And I promise to remember Leah
Whenever I am the only girl in things
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. Before You » reviews
BTVS, Twilight, HP. Bella nervously tells Edward her true past and the Cullen's and her are now fighting their first Apocalypse against The First Evil. The Scooby Gang are trying hard and what they need now is all the help they can get. Who will live?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-22-09 - Buffy S. & Bella
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